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Vito on The Dick Show #218

I had a heck of a time on my buddy Dick's podcast: THE DICK SHOW. Enjoy listening on YouTube, or head over to http://thedickshow.com to enjoy it in your favorite format.

Working on some cool new videos, stay tuned!

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The Big Last of Us 2 Debate (with mrgirl)

Enjoyed debating my good friend mrgirl (http://youtube.com/c/mrgirl) about the story in Last of Us 2. Had a big crowd watching, lots of fun! Enjoy the replay:

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Chatting on The Tomcast

I did a little podcast with my buddy Mr. Tom. I think I was a bit out of sorts, lots of crazy rambling. Enjoy!

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COMMENTARY TRACK: The Predator (2018)

Exclusive Patreon content! I recently sat down with Dick Masterson (TheDickShow.com) and Sean the Audio Engineer to watch the awful 2018 Predator movie.

Enjoy listening to our commentary either synced up with the movie itself, or as a standalone podcast!

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Last of Us 2: Vito's UNCENSORED Review

Exclusive for my bros! The uncensored version of my Last of Us 2 game review, delivered here before the YouTube mob gets to see it. I think this one is pretty funny, and I'd love your guy's feedback.

Hope you like it! If you see any weird errors or audio problems please let me know so I can fix them before it goes live on YT.

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New Video + Channel Update!

Hey guys, sorry I haven't updated in awhile. Those of you who watch my streams know I was working on a big video project for my day job, but now that it's behind me I can focus on cranking out some videos.

My plan is to do some occasional rant type videos (like this one), maybe one or two a week? In the background I'll be working on bigger video essays and movie reviews.

Right now I'm working on a big video about Last of Us 2 and the idea of "realistic videogames" (which I thin...

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Vito Rant: Racist Magic Cards!?

I take a look at a new consumer issue which might interest some of you. Enjoy!

Also, should I make these shorter? I kind of get on a tear and end up going for like 30 minutes.

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Vito Goes to the LA Protests

Lots of craziness last night. Broken glass, looting, rubber bullets. Watch part one, then swap over to part two ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Svgl8D3Phlo ) to see how it ends!

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I fixed Discord

Sorry it was broken. All buddy tier people should not have access to the server. Come on by!

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New Video: How To Destroy Your Business in 3 Days!

Being a small business owner can be a challenge, but the owners of Copper Stallion Media in Colorado show us that burning your company to the ground is as simple as can be!  

This is one hilarious story, hope you guys like it. And let me know what you think about doing more "news" coverage like this, I think it's a good format!

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Hello to all my new patrons!

Hey guys, just want to let you all know how much your support means to me. It's been a tough year and the fact that people are willing to help me fulfill my dream of being a comedian... well, it's still insane to me.

I spent a long time convinced I was the only person who would ever laugh at my stupid sense of humor, but you guys all proved that isn't the case. I'm super happy I can share that comedy with you all, laughter is an important thing, especially these days.

Anyway, I'...

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TROS: A Cinematic Failure | Uncensored Final Cut

Same link as before. The final cut isn't too different from the rough cut, though it does include the intermission. Enjoy!

Now I need to sleep...

https://vimeo.com/418238644/248eb54dfe

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Rise of Skywalker: YouTube Cut

I think this is the final YouTube cut. If anybody wants to help out, please watch and let me know if you notice any errors. Especially note if there are any audio issues, my editing software has been super screwy and I've had to adjust the audio levels multiple times.

Assuming people are pleased with it, I will push the video live tomorrow (along with the final uncensored cut here)! AND THEN I WILL REST.

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TROS: A Cinematic Failure | Uncensored Rough Cut

(Video embed is broken, watch the video at  https://vimeo.com/418238644/248eb54dfe)

After two months of writing and editing, I finally have a complete cut of my Rise of Skywalker review. This is the first cut of the uncensored Patreon-only version (the YouTube version will bleep all swears and censor the more graphic bits). I hope you guys enjoy it!

If you are interested in providing feedback, it...

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Your Name in the Credits!

Hey all patrons new and old, thanks for your support. It really helps me out with paying for all the stupid costs of these videos (like the $30 copy of Last Jedi I just smashed with a hammer...)  Important note: Your pledge means I will put your name in the credits of my bigger videos and movie reviews. Some people want to opt out of this, or use an alternate name, so please tell me if that's the case by private messaging me.  

Otherwise, I will just assume it's okay to use yo...

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Rise of Skywalker Commentary Track (with Dick Masterson)

Hey guys! Two things:

First of all, Star Wars video is almost done and will hopefully be up on Monday!

Second, I recorded a Rise of Skywalker commentary with The Dick Show's Dick Masterson and Sean the Audio Engineer. Sync it up with the movie (which is about to drop on Disney+) and enjoy our idiotic banter!

Thanks for sticking with me! I hope you're all going to be happy with the upcoming video, which is over an hour long!

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Bonus Podcast: Discussing Bojack Horseman

I recently got together with Ethan Ralph (The Killstream) and Dick Masterson (The Dick Show) to talk about one of the best animated programs of all time.

I hope you enjoy it!

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Rise of Skywalker: Sneak Peek

Sorry for the wait on my ROS review. I really overdid the script and it looks like it's going to be over an hour long, with lots of stupid custom graphics and animations I'm all doing myself.

So... I'm working like crazy to get it done! But I thought you guys might like a sneak peek of some of what I'm working on. This part made me laugh out loud, I hope you like it!

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Secret Video: Furries Arrested for Murder!

I decided to try making a quick video on some interesting recent news. Unfortunately, YouTube has demonetized it. I'm waiting to see if my challenge goes through, but until then you should watch it!

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Hard at work!

I want you guys to know that I'm hard at work with my Rise of Skywalker video! Obviously things got a bit crazy with the virus, but I'm plugging away on it.

It's going to be a long one!

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New Video: The Rise of Skywalker Book SUCKS

Went in-depth on this one. Lots of hilarious nonsense in this book. Hope you guys like the video!

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Sad Update

Some of you who follow me may already have heard the news. A week ago, my dad died. He was a major pillar of my life and losing him has been a huge blow.

I promise more content is coming soon, I just need a bit of time to grieve. Thank you for your understanding and support.

RIP John Gesualdi

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Exclusive Preview: The Game Sony Doesn't Want You to Play

Got a bit of a video game review here! Could really use some eyeballs on this one before I render a final. Everything look / sound good? Your feedback is wildly appreciated!

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Rick & Morty Clickbait

Somebody had to make this video. I figured it should be me.

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Alita Uncensored Cut on VIMEO

YouTube immediately blocked my Alita review for copyright issues, so here it is on Vimeo instead.

Again, your feedback is greatly desired! If there are any weird audio / video issues, please let me know so I can fix them!

Hope you guys like it. I spent a lot of time on this one >.<

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Alita Review: Uncensored Rough Cut (Feedback needed!)

(Video may currently be blocked by fox copyright. Waiting for my appeal to clear!)

Hey guys! I made another one of my FAMOUS movie reviews, about a series dear to my heart: Battle Angel Alita. Here is the uncensored cut exclusive for my patrons, with all my swearing and "wicked edgy" jokes left intact.

As this is my first cut, there may be some errors. PLEASE let me know if you have any feedback. I could especially use input on the audio / sound mixing, which I am absolutely t...

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Rise of Skywalker REACTION

You can tell I worked really hard on this one

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New Video: No More Stormtroopers!

This video will be demonetized because I mention nazis and columbine. Good ol' YouTube.

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Be in Vito's next video!

Want to be in my next stupid movie review? I need pictures of young boys!

Send me a picture of your kid, or a picture of you as a young man, and I may be able to use it. Email it to vitogesualdi@gmail.com.

<3

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New Videos & Podcast Appearances!

Trying to get back on the wagon with new content. Got a BIG movie review coming soon.

Man Raises Millions For Charity, Gets Cancelled:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu4eO2gvvbw

Dave Chappelle Can't Be Touched:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx6qdDgpb8s

Borderlands 3 is the Least Funny Game...

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