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New Video: JOKER IS A WHITE SUPREMECIST

Zomg!

Also, sorry for the long wait for new videos. Been in a really bad place for awhile but I'm getting back into the swing of things. Really appreciate you all sticking with me through it.

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New Video: I vaped filthy gamer girl water

 A few of you patrons made it into this video! I'm going to try and come up with more opportunities to include you guys, so keep an eye out. 

And don't forget to join discord! https://discord.gg/xrKQWQB

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Be in my next video! [24 hour deadline]

HEY VITO GANG. I have a big video coming and want to give you guys a chance to be in it!

The premise of the video is that people all around the globe are suddenly fading into nothing (kind of like Thanos' snap). All you need to do is:


1. Set up your camera / webcamera / phone in a fixed position, facing you. (DO NOT MOVE IT)

2. Record 10-20 seconds of yourself reacting to disappearing. You can scream (you can do this silently, there won't be sound), or look at yo...

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New Video: I suck at Mario

I like making gaming videos. I think they are funny.

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New Video: Psycho Game Journalist @ E3

This video might get me in a lot of trouble. Oh well!

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New Video: Trump Gets in the Robot!

I love Evangelion. I don't like people who claim Evangelion is about fighting Trump, because that's insane.

Everyone is crazy but me.

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New Video: GameStop is Going out of Business

Daddy made some money in the stocks market

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New video: Fallout 76 sucks and todd howard is a liar

Anyone else tired of game companies selling us $60 bags of crap?

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New Video: Woke Twitter Vs. The Joker

To be clear, I am not becoming an "all reactions" channel. However, reactions are content I can put together in a day, and help build my channel to the point where I can maybe do YouTube full time.

AND! I think me ranting about shit is pretty entertaining regardless. Hope you guys like this one! More longform videos coming as soon as I clear these 80 work projects off my plate.

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New Video: PewDiePie vs. Wil Wheaton

I am really working on refining my editing. I see some channels which can do a video a day, and while I might have too much dedication to quality to reach that pace, I was able to put this one together in just 4-5 hours.

I hope you like it!

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Slight Tier Changes + Discord Roles

This Patreon is an ever-shifting thing as I figure out ways to try and reward you guys. I've made some adjustments to try and make it so everybody is getting something cool and actually meaningful. All tiers include the rewards from the previous tiers.

First of all, all tiers now come with the appropriate Discord title. Link your patreon account to your discord account and come join the chat!

TIER REWARDS

[Tier 1] Best Buddies - Access to behind the scenes content (and on...

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Trapped in Alita's Puzzle Hole

Guys I think this video is hilarious and one of my best ever. I could not stop laughing while editing it. I hope you enjoy it.

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Why I Hate Female Superheroes

Did you guys hear that I absolutely hate women with all of my heart? It's true! Find out why in my exciting new video!

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New Video: Battle Angel Alita Review

I don't normally go to the movies often (weird, considering my most popular videos are movie critiques), but I had to make an exception for this one as its based on my favorite manga of all time.

It was... better than it could have been!

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New Video: Is Resident Evil 2 Racist?

I think this is a pretty good one!

For those of you getting sick of these rants, know that I have one vlog adventure and one longform critique in the works! Hopefully coming soon!

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New Video: How NOT to Stop Cyberbullying

Trying to get out one video a week if possible. We'll see how long I keep it up.

I like this one, and people are digging the intro!

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New Video: I Bought SouljaBoy's Game Console

Been meaning to do this one for awhile but the audio kept crapping out on me. Trying to keep up with a steady stream of videos in 2019!

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New Video: Star Wars is Losing Disney $Millions!

Trying to keep up with commentary videos in 2019. I want to do at least one of these a week, in addition to my bigger videos. Hope you like it!

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VIDEO: Gillette Cured My Toxic Masculinity

I'm thinking about doing more dumb rants in 2019. People seem to like hearing my dumbass opinions. What do you guys think?

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How Zack Snyder Killed the DCEU (Uncensored Cut)

The uncensored cut of my latest video! I hope you guys check out the ending, where I've put you all in the credits! I'll be doing this on my bigger videos moving forward, as I want to find more ways to thank you all for your support.

More cool stuff coming in 2019!

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Enemy Weapon Print & Play

Hey all my backers, thanks so much for sticking around! I'm still looking for fun new ways to include you guys in my videos, and I'm getting some ideas from other established creators.

Anyway, I wanted to gift you guys a little something. Here are the Print & Play files for my card game Enemy Weapon. Might be something fun to play if you've got a holiday party coming up. But even if you don't have time to play right now, feel free to take a look at the cards and give notes. You can ev...

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Be in my next video!

I want to give you guys more chances to participate in my videos, I think it's a ton of fun. Right now I need a picture of a 10-16 year old boy who I can photoshop into a backyard wrestler. If you have any photos of yourself from that age, send them to vitogesualdi@gmail.com and I'll see if I can use one of them!

(This isn't for some gay thing, I promise)

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ENEMY WEAPON is almost funded!

My card game is getting very close to funded, and I want to remind you guys that any Patron who backs it gets $5 off, and I'll personally sign your copy. Hope you'll consider checking it out or sharing the link with your friends!

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1333558111/enemy-weapon-a-...

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Solo & The Death of Star Wars (Uncensored Patreon Cut)

Hey guys! I've finally finished my long awaited follow-up to my Last Jedi video, this time taking a look at Solo. I hope you like it!

You guys are getting this a day before everyone else, and with all my lovely cursing intact. I'm really hoping you can provide some feedback if you see any errors or think something should be changed for the public cut. I am notoriously terrible at audio mixing, so if any of the audio seems off or the music is too distracting, PLEASE let me know!

Lov...

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ENEMY WEAPON Kickstarter is live!

As many of you may know, I've spent the last year or so working on a hilarious card game called ENEMY WEAPON. I've just set the Kickstarter live and I hope you guys will check it out!

AND, as a special bonus: any Patreon subscriber who pledges to get a copy of the game gets $10 off! Just message me after the campaign is done and I'll discount your copy.

Love you guys! Now that the Kickstarter is launched I'm gonna start cranking on some awesome new YouTube content.

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10 Games That Should Be On The PlayStation Classic (Uncensored)

The uncensored version of my latest video! Stupid clickbait title but I actually put some work into it, promise!

ALSO: At the end of the video I talk about the card game I've been working on (ENEMY WEAPON), which I'm Kickstarting soon. I'll announce here when the Kickstarter goes live, but for now take a look at the end of the video to get a sneak peek.

<3 <3 <3

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Stop Making Pokemon Fan Games | Uncensored Cut

HEY GUYS. Good news! I think I am finally rousing from the depression portion of my manic depression and I'm taking some steps to start kicking ass on YouTube again.

I've also sort of figured out YouTube's algorithm. Basically, since they can now scan the videos for words they don't like, they are blacklisting any video with swearing. That means that I, a man with a mouth like a filthy sailor, have to start bleeping the fuck out of my videos.

LUCKILY, you as a beautiful patron of t...

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NEW VIDEO: Apology to my Future Self

Hey guys, I want to thank all of you for sticking with me. Last month or so has been pretty rough, but I'm finally pulling myself out of a bad place and getting back to making videos on a more regular basis. I also invested in a new camera which should make shooting stuff a lot easier.

I've also been streaming a bunch lately, so make sure to follow me at twitch.tv/thevitoshow if you want to hang out and play some games. And don't forget to join the discord! 2018-08-07 22:20:46 +0000 UTC View Post

Discord Link Reminder

Hey guys, just a reminder that my discord link is available if you ever want to come chat it up. We've got a good community over there!

Also, wanted to again thank everybody. Due to the nature of some of my content (dealing with antifa, daring to say the words "feminism" or "white people" out loud) I am basically blacklisted from most outside funding opportunities. Your support really helps me out a ton, so thanks so much!

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Patreon Exclusive: Kara is the best robot slave

I played the new PS4 game Detroit and made way too many rape jokes for this to make it to the main channel (haha). Enjoy and watch the other half on YouTube Monday morning.

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