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WATP/TDS Road Rage: Philadelphia 2

Here it is, the show we've been talking about for like four weeks! It seems like a plumbing emergency ago. Please enjoy and thank you to Manny Muskets, Tony from "Hack the Movies", Karl from "Who Are These Podcasts?", Vinnie Paulino, Vito Gesualdi, Nick Rekieta, Madcucks, and everyone else because my fingers hurt from typing. And most of all, thanks to all of you for coming!

We've got some leftover shirts. I'll put them in the store next week if you didn't get one. They're probably the ...

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Episode 358 - Dick on Poop River

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I have no plumbing in my house, Karl from "Who Are These Podcasts?" calls in, Vito funds his comic, Russia is winning, conservatives go hard into the paint, GPrime calls in about comics, a man is arrested for a headline, an...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 358 - Sunday Noon PDT

Bunch of people calling in. Wow!

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Episode 357 - Dick on Slippin' Mickeys

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Slipping Ralph a Mickey, Chris DMZ calls in, Crowder's divorce, Dennis Miller, anti-flat Earthers, finally becoming transabled, women calculating speed and time and space, leaving a man with brain cancer, woke anime conventions, a guy hates science, Ewoks, and ear cameras; all that and m...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 357 - Sunday Noon PST

WATCH IT. FUCKING WATCH IT

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Episode 356 - Dick on Vito's Merch

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I get wrong directions, sex with an apron belly, Lorenzo Areola from "All That's Funny" calls in with more stories about his mom, how cemetaries go out of business, celebrities melt down, virtue signaling rock climbers, buying booze with a kid, genderfats, toilets that are too clacky, and To...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 356 - Sunday 8PM PDT

i'm back baby!!!!

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HAPPY 4/20... SEANIES PART 2!!!

HAPPY 4/20, EVERYONE!!! HAPPY 4/20!!!

And Fishtank is offline today. What a fucking travesty. All I want to do is listen to Josie click on shit and that speech impediment fuck. ANYWAY... 

As is tradition...every 4/20, NEW SEANIES ARE BORN!!! Corgan has spent the last year slaving over a hot tablet, bringing more Seanies to life. Breathing life into NFTs...sweating blood and fire and vectors and memes and references...deez nuts.

10k new Seanies are up. I...

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Bonus Episode 79 - Dick on Real Fat ID

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The Real Fat ID system for fat women, anti-Dad science, the clown that hides from gay people, After-Party Apologizer, a movie amnesia pill for women, a "You Didn't Drink Last Night" parade, marriage cancer, and Kevin Landau is back legally harassing me and abusing the system; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!

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[LIVESTREAM] Bonus Episode 79 - Wed 8PM PDT

GIVE ME YOUR INVENTIONS

Also, I just got an email. I think Landau is suing me again. LOL FUCK

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Episode 355 - Dick on Optional Poop

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Gay Legos and gay beer, Mersh calls in, cemeteries, optional poop at the vet, the culture war, alcoholic AI, harrassing a man, taking kids away from parents, hanging drug dealers in San Francisco, and vaccine bounties; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 355 - Sunday Noon PDT

Mersh is calling in. https://youtube.com/live/LcwqJgp2RVg?feature=share

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Episode 354 - Dick on The Killing Joke

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Gay beer, rollercoasters, a liberal in San Fransisco is stabbed, a gross OnlyFans, the government vs. AI, lying in college, the Dalai Lama tries to suck a tongue, fun with Title IX and more surprises in the Civil Rights Act, Dungeons & Miscegenated Dragons, a fat lady Indiana Jones, ...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 354 - Sunday Noon PDT

HAPPY EASTER!!!

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Episode 353 - Dick on Mexican Inflation

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Gay beer, the skyrocketing price of Mexicans, affec...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 353 - Noon PDT

Back to Rumble because I got a strike for showing a pile of fat people with their nipples blurred out and this was called "sexual content".

https://rumble.com/v2fwug2-episode-353.html

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Bonus Episode 78 - Dick on Fat Bang Refunds

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Fat Bang Refunds, a car alarm that screams at you, a fool-proof alarm to stop trans school shooters, TV shirts for women, fake abandoned dogs, strip club park hopper passes, Maddox talks about gay showers in college, a snack MRI, making speech legal, the big gun law switcheroo, and Sean reads an apology; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!

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Episode 352 - Dick on the Contrarian

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An all-women surgeon team, V-Tubers, Nick Rekieta calls in, Jordan Peterson hears a guitar, ESG investing, a woman is Tinder Swindler'ed, women measuring things, and a man is scammed by a prostitute; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 352 - Sunday 12:30 PM PDT

Nick Rekieta is calling in!

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Bonus Episode 78 - TONIGHT 8PM PDT

GIVE ME YOUR INVENTIONS AND OTHER THINGS

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Episode 351 - Dick on Gravy Seals

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Gravy Seals, Manosphere tupperware sales, The Whale is a comedy film, Gigi Diore in studio, Karl and Vinnie call in with a Scum Parade, non-binary bison, Reverse PUA, the problem with the FDIC, autism and dating and autism, a guy that paid to get his penis chopped up, and the Taliban; al...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 351 - Sunday Noon PDT

HERE WE GO! Show is packed today

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Episode 350 - Dick on the Manosphere

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My episode of No Jumper comes out, hate burnouts, another bank is bailed out, Cigarette Bummers, The GI Bill destroyed public education, high school IQ, Q-Anon Shaman, lazer NFTs, bad beer, more false accusations, autism, a fat woman breaks a horse, April O'Juneteenth, Jon Zherka in stud...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 350 - Sunday Noon PST

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WATP/TDS Crossover #22 - Alpha's Only Club, Financial Feminist Book

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Join Karl Sean and I as we learn what it takes to be a man. And also what it takes to be a woman!

Come to the live show in Philly on 4/22!!!

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[LIVESTREAM] WATP/TDS Crossover WED 7PM PST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_aJ2vkLEGw

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Episode 349 - Dick on Arts and Crafts

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I mess up my project for the LA County Fair, fat women Kickstart a special towel for fat women, Black women can't find helmets, anti-woke chocolate, messing up on the No Jumper podcast, cigars ca...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 349 - Sunday Noon PST

Rumble

I got another goddamn strike on YouTube. Sorry for Rumble. I know it doesn't work for everyone.

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Episode 348 - Dick on Cringe

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Dilbert has a Kramer moment, NATO posts cringe, my car is self-driving, a Bananadox remix, a lady steals a Nintendo Switch, a guy is accused of harrassment, and Nick's Vegas show; ...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 348 Monday 8PM PST

I think Nick's show broke my brain. See you at 8!

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