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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 256 - 11AM PST

Every week when I think I'm fully prepared, they PULL ME BACK IN!

SPORTS BRA TAYLOR IS DOING THE NEWS

https://youtu.be/Gy9NjtD_xg8

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Episode 255 - Dick on $DOGE

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Losing your mo-ho, Dogecoin is for retards and con artists, a big fat Playboy centerfold, a driving while black VR simulator, Disney cis-cesses, birds attacking my car, guns vs. tasers, the Bron...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 255 - Sunday 11AM PST

Same old time...11AM  PST!!! See you there

https://youtu.be/ubcDuZcsSpo

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Episode 254 - Dick on L's

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Women reacting to animals in war movies, vaccine enthusiasm, a trademark Chauvin shoulder massage, "Women Posting Their Ls", women are in charge of the US economy, the Roomba, packing the SCOTUS...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 254 - Sunday Noon PST

Women posting their Ls guy is calling in. Maybe a news baby. A penis extension update and THE BIG DICK SHOW BIG FAT WEIGHT LOSS CONTEST FOR FAT FUCKS BEGINS THIS WEEK!!! See you there.

https://youtu.be/BNU2wOGBcAg

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Episode 253 - Dick on the Penis Extension Machine

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Gas weed wackers, The Dick Show Weight Loss Contest for Big Fat Fucks, Johnson Brown's penis extension adventure, private national parks, striking teachers, women abdicating responsibility, how ...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 253 Sunday Noon PST

HAPPY EASTER! I forget every year.

https://youtu.be/rzxTxoQZbG4

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[AUDIO] The Dick Show Bonus Episode 57 - Dick on the Home-o-Scope

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The Home-o-Scope, improving vaccination rates, fake penis attacks, STD passports, the Boyfriend Bot, Derek Chauvin's dick pics, the daily drill sergeant, and ending child predation forever; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!

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[VIDEO] The Dick Show Bonus Episode 57 - Dick on the Home-o-Scope

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The Home-o-Scope, improving vaccination rates, fake penis attacks, STD passports, the Boyfriend Bot, Derek Chauvin's dick pics, the daily drill sergeant, and ending child predation forever; all that and more on this bonus episod...

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[LIVESTREAM] Bonus Episode 57 - Wednesday 6PM PST

GIVE ME YOUR INVENTIONS YOUR PROBLEMS AND YOUR BANANADOX CLIPS!!!

See you tonight

https://youtu.be/tceGForkqdE

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Episode 252 - Dick on Unexpected Guests

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Life in Hell, jamming up world trade, my cancer, blood drive scams and big leaguers, inappropriate tele-doctors, Ethan Ralph calls in about the recent fracas, Vito calls in about Magic the Gathe...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 252 - Sunday Noon PST

I'm totally cleansed. I hate it. SEE YOU IN A BIT!

https://youtu.be/0zD-aCK2NfY

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Episode 251 - Dick on the $4,000 Crossover

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Farm to table whores, #StopAsianWeight, the dangers of hand-rolled cigarettes, the legendary $4,000 Maddox and Patty C-Cups crossover, artist George Alexopolous calls in, Karl from "Who Are Thes...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 251 - Sunday Noon PST

World famous artist George Alexopoulos will be calling in. And some military guys. Sports Illustrated put a whale in their swimsuit edition. What the fuck is happening???

https://youtu.be/BkznsjKStE0

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Dicktation - Justice League: Snyder Cut

I think I'm burned out on slo-mo. And rock guitar. And abs.

Suffer with me, Sean, and Vito as we watch and comment on Zack Snyder's Justice League. I'm pretty sure you can listen to these without watching the movie. I wish we had commented on it without watching the movie. But if you're going to watch it, watch it with us!

Enjoy! 

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Episode 250 - Dick on Being Super Straight

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The progressive military, my dog gets canceled, my interview with Russia Today, how woke mobs killed comedy, "Coming 2 America" is ruined by Leslie Jones, Pokimane is a midwest 6, the dog bloodbath, D...

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[VIDEO] WATP/TDS Episode 10 - The Flat Earth, F*ck Whales

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Join me, Karl, and Sean as we get into "The Flat Earth" podcast. Does Flat Earth mean comedy? Does it mean God? After listening to these two bozos, who cares!

Also, a wonderful selection of "F*ck Whales". It never gets old. Each chapter is so dense.

Thanks cuzaroos!

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[AUDIO] WATP/TDS Episode 10 - The Flat Earth, F*ck Whales

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Join me, Karl, and Sean as we get into "The Flat Earth" podcast. Does Flat Earth mean comedy? Does it mean God? After listening to these two bozos, who cares!

Also, a wonderful selection of "F*ck Whales". It never gets old. Each chapter is so dense.

Thanks cuzaroos!

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 250 - Sun noon PST

Join us Sunday for 7 years-ish of podcasting, one year of lockdown, NEW PROJECT BREW IS OUT... Road Rage: Tampa is out. Krossover Karl posts tomorrow...

Good news. I just spoke with Russia about comedy. They're going to fix it. See you Sunday!

https://youtu.be/Ku-VobPvu_s

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Road Rage: Tampa

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Show starts at 59:00. I don't know why the goddamn interface won't let me link directly to it.

Join me, Ryan Long, Danny Polishchuk, Ethan Ralph, Karl from "Who Are These Podcasts", Madcucks, Nick Rekieta, and the boys from Revenge of the Cis, at the historic Cuban Club for a once-in-a-lif...

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[LIVESTREAM] TDS/WATP Crossover #10


https://youtu.be/n3cNr9_-SAY

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The Dick Show Episode 249 - Dick on Womxn

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International Womxn's Day, the dentist says I have a small mouth, McAfee is charged with crypto scams, a race to ban books, a Chinese man who eats with sticks, the changing definition of "herd i...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 249 - Sunday Noon PST

I'm here to sell coffee and have credit card processing, and I'm all out of credit card processing.

https://youtu.be/y1vVyKb4sqM

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Episode 248 - Dick on The Uniparty

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Crippled Jesus is guilty on all counts, blue collar witch hunts, the green flash is a myth, white math, Mx. Potato Head, ruining your wife's conspiracy theories, having an honest conversation ab...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 248 - Sunday Noon PST

It's hangover time EVERY WEEK!!!
https://youtu.be/qDoeTSaD7uw

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[VIDEO] Bonus Episode 56 - Dick on Panties

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Dad swapping, homeless coin, making it rain, Newport Beach, peeing in the shower, bombing Syria, the COVID Olympics, ghosting, women flaking escrow, and Oxmad's panties; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show! View Post

[AUDIO] Bonus Episode 56 - Dick on Panties

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Dad swapping, homeless coin, making it rain, Newport Beach, peeing in the shower, bombing Syria, the COVID Olympics, ghosting, women flaking escrow, and Oxmad's panties; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!

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[LIVESTREAM] Bonus Episode 56 - Thursday 6PM PST

Send me your solutions and your inventions, and your BANANADOX CLIPS!!!

https://youtu.be/HoE1eIM359g

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Episode 247 - Dick on The Dog Show

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Getting the last dog, FUD, The Muppets are canceled, and Adam from Houston tells a story; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 247 Sunday Noon PST

I think we're sticking with noon from now on. It just feels like a noon! See you then.

https://youtu.be/4Ns7sTU9kso

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