[LIVESTREAM] Bonus Episode 56 - Thursday 6PM PST

A popcorn maker that sifts out the unpoped kernels and shitty popcorn puffs so you only get the good ones. Now you wont waste all the butter and sea salt on what amounts to crimes against humanity.

Invention: Bitcoin for dogs

AI that scans to see if an image is a twitter screencap. If it is, it bans the poster from the internet.

COVID Olympics Events include: Fanucci 500 - after every 500 meter lap, competitors put on another mask, last man standing wins. The Running Moderna Man - A group of people try to get through an obstacle course while Biding, Gates and Fannuci attempt to vaccinate them, winner gets to go home without having their RNA altered. The Cuomo Catapult - Competitors see who can catapult the most grandmas into their "goal", which is a nursing home, within the allotted time. The Newsome Twosome - A two man curling event where you try to slide your kids down the ice into the center of the target (known as the school) while preventing the other teams kids from getting too close.

Mike Incalcaterra

Sub rooms. For when your girlfriend thinks 60 degrees is too cold to sleep in

Exodition

Invention: Fake Work for women. This a fake bussiness that 'hires' women for fake jobs so that they can go to fake work. This will help keep women occupied (less time for spending your money), and it will stop them from getting in the way at real workplaces and bottlenecking projects. They'll still get paid (in fake currency like disney dollars, and its only like 20% worth of a real dollar), since replacing their current positions with men will probably lead to higher optimization and profits at their companies.

WetBandit

Real solution: A web form at a law firm that people fill in that auto generates a letter a lawyer can send in for a small fee to counter bullshit DMCA takedowns so you don't have to dox yourself to crazy people.