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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 159 - Sun 11AM PST

School's out forever! soph's calling in tomorrow. And some people want to argue with me. I forget why. See you there! If I forgot your name in the GFY, lemme know.

Sun 11AM PST.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0lAxw5z3s8

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[LIVESTREAM] A Very Special GFY 3 - Fri 4PM PST

The third anniversary of the very special GFY! I need to go build a teleprompter.

Get your name changed. See you there! Fri 4PM PST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9oL0HURnp8

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Episode 158 - Dick on Derailment

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Super Hot VR and "Don't do it without me", how to propose to your girlfriend, derailment, depression and Boomeritis, a teetotaler water shortage, injuries while working out, The Great Awokening, chicks lookin...

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[VIDEO] Bonus Episode 37 - Dick on Judge Dickless

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It's the super spectacular sanctions show! Judge Dickless AKA Andrew Borrok, lifetime super Democrat and pronoun defender has denied Asterios' sanctions against Landau and Maddox--who didn't even bother to show up by the way. Nick Rekieta calls in to explain how judge's lose their dick, Madcucks calls in to gloat. Sever...

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[AUDIO] Bonus Episode 37 - Dick on Judge Dickless

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It's the super spectacular sanctions show!...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 158 SATURDAY 2PM PST!!!

We're recording at a different time BECAUSE OF SEAN! He didn't get virtual reality in time.

Sanctions fall outs and ethical violations. Plastic surgery. More in the grocery wars. Layc's coming in, and maybe we'll be playing some matchmaker with you know who.

I'm doing the very special GFYs next week! So get your name changed!

See you Saturday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtvwqAJrGew...

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Episode 157 - Dick on Maddox's Debt

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Collecting on Maddox's $290, the groceries cold war, #LGBT month, THOTs vs. THUDs, a Greenpeace shakedown, waiting for the Oculus Quest, the sex extortion story, more on moron War Games and true stories from ...

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[LIVESTREAM] Bonus Episode 37 - Wed 7:30PM PST

Maddox won and he didn't even show up. We'll be talking about the sanctions debacle. If you were there, call in! Pronouns came into play. Maybe I can lure Nick on with some anime or ethical violations.

See you there! Wednesday 7:30PM.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0UtdhULsmM

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 157 - Sunday 11AM PST

M'ladies! Mumkey's calling in FOR VARIOUS REASONS. I'm going to try to convince him to come to Road Rage: Vegas.

More War Games and a very special catfish. See you Sunday!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8unaC3fOIZg

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Episode 156 - Dick on Being Fair

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UPDATE: This post originally had a YouTube link. Some people said YouTube sucks, so it's back to Vimeo.

A virtual planet of the apes, the WHO invents a video games disease, many new contestants on "Ask Your Mom, Wife, or Girlfriend when the Following Five Wars Hap...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 156 Sunday 11AM PST

Aydin is calling in to cover science shit. The Road Rage: Vegas party mansion. Maybe a news babe. And I think Kiwi Chris said he was calling in either to either tell me off for taking advantage of him, or ask if Dr. Rachel really likes him.

See you Sunday! It's a countdown to the big four-hour go fuck yourself!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lP6-FFFiSQ

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ROAD RAGE: VEGAS TICKETS ON SALE NOW!!!

It's GO TIME!!! GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!

Attention Dickheads and Chickheads, Road Rage: Vegas is a MONSTER GO!!!

Home of entertainment legends like Elvis, Wayne Brady, Carrot Top, Cher, and Danny Gans, and Siegfried and Roy...Las Vegas now hosts THE DICK SHOW for it's glorious RETURN TO AMERICA TOUR!!!

Saturday June 22nd, 9PM at the SAXE THEATER, PLANET HOLLYWOOD. A $34 million dollar entertainment center, featuring state of the art fiber optic curtains, polished floors and w...

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Episode 155 - Dick on Five Years in Podcasting

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A five years in podcasting super spectacular, the whore situation with Road Rage: Vegas, strip club secrets, The Killstream reunion, how the left can meme, Justin Whang, Null from Kiwi Farms, Denzel returns with erotic photography, Doug TenNapel convinces me not to have kids, Larry chal...

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[VIDEO] Bonus Episode 36 - Dick on The FatBit

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The FatBit, gaslighting, strip club laser guns, Drinkin' Pants, MRA director cuts, Brain Fingerprints, XX and XY sports, your own porno soundtrack, everything is a lesson, everyone is my dad, pretend typing, and the waut3rboi leaks; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!

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[AUDIO] Bonus Episode 36 - Dick on The FatBit

The FatBit, strip club laser guns, Drinkin' Pants, MRA director cuts, Brain Fingerprints, XX and XY sports, your own porno soundtrack, everything is a lesson, everyone is my dad, pretend typing, and the waut3rboi leaks; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 155 - SATURDAY NOON PST

Join us for a very special 5 YEARS IN PODCASTING!!!

Wow. Coach will be in studio. Doug's calling in. Harmful, Larry...look there's a shitload of motherfuckers calling in. That's what I know! Be there, or lose your hair.

https://youtu.be/o1CIUNMFvaA

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[LIVESTREAM] Bonus Episode 36 - Wed 7:30PM PST

Bonus episode! Bonus episode!

We're recording a bonus episode Wednewday 7:30PM PST. 

You got problems and solutions? Are they big? Are they the biggest? Post them below. And see you there!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gWtgP0Kkmc

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Episode 154 - Dick on a Fat Load of Good

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The scope of the Sex Strike, the identity of Mental Health, Testifying against a murderer who studied the blade, looking fat on Twitch, dating older women, Porsalin calls in about his Sargon documentary, celebrating dad on Mother's Day, compromising on the abortion issue, the worst part...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 154 - Sun 11AM PST

Phase two is complete. See you Sunday! What better way to celebrate Mother's Day than taking her to a brunch with Dick???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yf58RuymRM

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Episode 153 - Dick on Bad Reviews

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Mexican Rockabilly, too much Vavoom for the room at a local burlesque show, a local rapist, how Louis Farrakhan celebrates #HolocaustRemeberanceDay, Karl from "Who Are These Podcasts" reviews Godzilla vs. Podcast Zero, Boogie2988 gets new Chiclet teeth, has lunch with Maddox, and ...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 153 - Sunday 11AM PST

CINCO DE MAYO PARTY!!!

Road Rage: Vegas, Asterios' newest Twitter meltdown, another call-in destroys a podcast, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts is calling in to do "George's" new show Godzilla vs. Podcast I Wanna Bang My Co-Host, rules for Dickheads dating my teenage daughter, and a reasonable discussion on sex differences. See you Domingo, Domingo, Domingo!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ud8do9y3cb8...

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Episode 152 - Dick on a Mission from God

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My visa is finally denied, knock-off legos, Mortal Kuckbat 11, a guy pees on a midget, the mirrors in my house are all a forehead too high, the mushroom cosplay cult, the problems with being innocent, Nick Rackets calls in about Vic Lasagna, addictive butt tattoos, Andrew from Eug...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 152 - Sunday 11AM PST

We're finally back to normal! The host of the hottest show in late night, Nick Rekieta will be calling in; from respectable man to NSFW renegade. Also more fun with insane invoices, and a saved man. This show will have absolutely no technical difficulties. I guarantee it.

See you there! I'm going to see if I can scrounge up a news babe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwWPOW5wo3s

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Episode 151 - Dick on Lifetime Subscriptions

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A case for the $500 minimum wage, how companies pushing the possibility of failure onto you, how to fix the student debt crisis, Sean brings me something I asked for from Australia, polyamory advice, the importance of friends, bureaucracy, the American TSA, Sick Liars, women's nee...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 151 - TUESDAY 1PM PST

It's on! See you Tuesday at 1PM PST. What are these times???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSw5nacs28k


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Everyone's Sick! We're doing the livestream tomorrow.

Bad news. Everyone's Sick! We're doing the livestream tomorrow. I'll announce the time just as soon as I know it. It'll probably be after work.

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 151 - Monday 2PM PST

The Sean Show is back in action Monday afternoon at 2PM PST! We're recording at all all new time because the man himself doesn't return until late tonight.

See you guys there. Enjoy your Easter! This episode will not be depressing, although some people said last episode was among their favorites because they get off when I'm miserable like a bunch of sickos...getting off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

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Dick Ridin' Episode 9 - Notre Dame, Julian Assange, Star Wars 9

A week from now, no one will even remember Notre Dame existed!

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Episode 150 - Dick on Bad Assumptions

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Road Rage: Australia has fallen. I tell the story of incompetence, mass shootings, and bad assumptions that lead to this catastrophe. Also, the bullshit correlation between selfies and suicide, How to Gaslight, and the most embarrassing time I've thrown up. New Sean Show!

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 150 - Sunday 6PM PST

Gee, I wonder what we'll be talking about...

Sean won't be in studio because he's in Australia enjoying my dream vacation. Layc is coming in. We're recording at 6PM PST so any Dickheads in Australia can call in and tell me what a giant walking, talking piece of shit I am.

See you Sunday!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmwGJauWPDw

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