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A meat overdose, the income tax and the theft of American labor, 50 billion robocalls a month, a listener bangs a little person, chicks who say “aw”, drivers who just wont just go, breathing through your mouth, Jesus’ mom vs, Bezos’ ex, and more on lesbians; all that a...
2019-04-09 14:51:42 +0000 UTC View Post
We have a very lovely news babe, and a very lovely Tony from Hack the Movies. Also a guy who banged a midget, my reverse Dr. Phil Tape ransom, and I MIGHT talk about taxes. But where do you even start? See you Sunday, folks!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtiXxeD7avA
2019-04-07 16:52:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Advent calendars of failure, corporate April Fools' Day jokes, too short straws, Article 13 passes, Paul McCartney vs. Michael Jackson, house centipedes, a furry reads the news, eyeball soap, the secret lives of married thots, messaging women in mass quantities, more swinging done incor...
2019-04-02 15:15:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Pedophile piss duels, enumerated swearing, scoots and the police, a POV toilet, horny strips, women messing with their eyebrows, remote control tampons, Good Boy Points, the guy who tried to live with a stripper, a CarFax for women, black out eyes to check out chicks at the gym, more waut3rboi leaks; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!
2019-04-01 16:08:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Pedophile piss duels, enumerated swearing, scoots and the police, a POV toilet, horny strips, women messing with their eyebrows, remote control tampons, Good Boy Points, the guy who tried to live with a stripper, a CarFax for women, black out eyes to check out chicks at the gym, more waut3rboi leaks; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!
2019-04-01 16:05:58 +0000 UTC View Post
No goofballs this week, I promise. Well, maybe just one or two goofballs. Nick has just passed the 12 hour mark in his 24 hour live stream. Uhmazin! Tax time terrors, scoots, thot-centicity. We barely scratched the surface on the bonus episode releasing tomorrow, so here we go.
Sunday 11AM PST.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khrjZokTRIE
2019-03-30 16:30:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Just in time for February...Bonus Episode 35! I told you guys I would make it up.
Post your solutions, post your problems. I will solve them all.
See you Friday night, 7:30PM.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2w0VUgnj58
2019-03-28 01:42:59 +0000 UTC View Post
A cosmonaut takes me to space, the downside of 128 crayons, playing the 21 questions excuse game, underwear rolling up inside your pants, arguing with a clapping woman, dentists are the ultimate attention whores, how cats get autism, Apostrophos returns to spill glitter and ch...
2019-03-26 15:17:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Hippity, hoppity, it's time to get serious about Road Rage: Australia!!! Apostrophos will be in. Kian will be in. So put your lawyer and/or Muppet related questions below. We'll do a Q&A with the gruesome two-some.
Also...something that's really out of this world. I'm not going to spoil it. See you Sunday!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dak9fqikIo
Also, just for Big Swinging Patreonis, ...
2019-03-22 21:49:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Windshield wipers that go too fast or too slow, the creator of the Steam game "Rape Day" calls in, mass shootings and the mental illness of "what did you think was going to happen?", my Dr. Phil tapes are held for ransom, 50 retarded ways to leave your lover, a new news babe comes...
2019-03-19 16:16:26 +0000 UTC View Post
A very spicy caller will be calling in to talk about his fun game. New news babe. Sean reacts to the cartoon. See you Sunday!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l92AfCwnST8
2019-03-16 19:47:05 +0000 UTC View Post
In the year 2010, Maddox and I made a cartoon pilot for Fox Animation. This is the story of that cartoon. Life Coach, Johnny the Audio Engineer and I watch it and provide commentary and listen to outtakes. It's probably the most embarrassing episode to date. Enjoy!
2019-03-13 16:04:46 +0000 UTC View Post
In the year 2010, Maddox and I made a cartoon pilot for Fox Animation. This is the story of that cartoon. Life Coach, Johnny the Audio Engineer and I watch it and provide commentary and listen to outtakes. It's probably the most embarrassing episode to date. Enjoy!
2019-03-13 15:58:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Nighttime birds, the cost of motherhood in the US, troubleshooting dad's pornography license, a government for the unlucky, soph calls in about kid prisons, Digibro is in studio, a guide for dealing with a stinky, a Dick Show Virgin gets rejected by a prostitute, moving across the...
2019-03-12 15:28:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Cartoon fall out. Soph is calling in. If you don't know who she is, you should! And the holy grail is at the tips of my fingers; the Dr. Phil tapes from a recent Dickhead convert in Portugal. We're finding magic on forgotten hard drives and I can almost taste it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S23nctskFFc
2019-03-09 19:09:09 +0000 UTC View Post
We're going to watch some terrible cartoons and listen to some very, VERY poorly recorded audio tracks. I can't wait. This is the Fox cartoon saga.
Thursday 7:30PM PST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFvhgwX7k-Y
2019-03-06 00:19:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Good news/bad news from Asterios, acquiring Maddox's debt, terrible line reads and the Fox cartoon that never sold, dogpiles and dog cuddles, #WomensHistoryMonth, the story of the Trump selfie, life in Iraq, the war on porn in war, The MtG lightning round, Irish Pubs, comforters g...
2019-03-05 13:43:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Australia, Lowtax, a Dickhead who met Trump, the MtG tourney, New Project 2 payouts, so much Asterios info I don't even know where to begin. A rooster will lay an egg on the roof. Also maybe a new Scottish news babe! Giggidy.
See you Sunday!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzhM0yXIvEA
2019-03-02 16:47:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Wet jeans, throwing up coffee, the anti-aging tease, normalizing normalization, the $100 call-in contest, kids at bars, Karl from "Who Are These Podcasts" gets Job Lynch Mobbed by "The Vanished" podcast, super cancer for the offended, The Rommel calls in, and getting a nice home f...
2019-02-26 16:28:36 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm listening to Episode 77 of tBPitU right now to prep for Who Are These Podcasts. It's unlistenable. Thank you all for tuning in for Episode 78.
And thank you for tuning in on Sunday at 11AM PST! Lowtax is calling in. Maybe a new news babe, but you know...we're having a bit of a wage gap epidemic in LA.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7Ogxy2O7BY
2019-02-23 17:51:27 +0000 UTC View Post
The Dick Show makes its international debut in a penal colony full of the world's most illustrious shitposters. Come one, come all, but don't come on Sean because I need him for the show! Join us in Melbourne or Sydney for a once-in-a-lifetime event, ROAD RAGE: AUSTRALIA. Our lives will never be the same.
And since I end up saying this to someone every show, don't bring a gun.
MELBOURNE
The Eureka Hotel Richmond
4/12 - 7PM
2019-02-22 03:14:20 +0000 UTC
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Hate crimes and hoaxes, kiwis are bad for you, hearing your heartbeat in your ear when you're trying to go to sleep, Roosh V calls in to school virgins, Cernovich takes an interest in the countersuit, my time between two Cliff Clavins, the war against AI in war, buying pillows, th...
2019-02-19 14:51:46 +0000 UTC View Post
We're getting back to the virgin contest. RooshV is calling in. And more info on Australia. Lots of info. So much info you'll want to puke. See you Sunday!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsG_oNiG9-o
2019-02-15 22:42:03 +0000 UTC View Post
This episode is being simulcast onto the new Patreon platform. Wow!
Not enough chip clips, bad times at a monster truck rally, I launch my Patreon alternative, Mumkey Jones talks about concern trolls and Alex Jones, Wilt Chamberlain is the first winner of the Virgin Contest,...
2019-02-12 16:10:45 +0000 UTC View Post
We got Mumkey Jones calling in to talk to us before he becomes a huge star, the Virgin Contest has it's first of many winners, my Patreon alt launches, a musician and a man who lost his job. We're recording a little later this week. And maybe some Valentine's Day tips? See you Sunday!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDxFpQF56ZE
2019-02-09 17:13:04 +0000 UTC View Post
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America overload, male cheerleaders and strongmen, the Patreon alternative, the science of procrastinating, a caller has a Wedding Four-Way before his wedding day, Nazi furries, millennials who don't know the holocaust, victim blaming police, my Imortan Joe milk brigade,...
2019-02-05 15:41:34 +0000 UTC View Post
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Introducing, Dick on the Dash! Solving all the world's driving problems in one small-faced package, the Hang Do-over, the only valid abortion protest, how to live with a stripper, a prank too far, MikeGamms.com<...
2019-02-03 17:41:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Introducing, Dick on the Dash! Solving all the world's driving problems in one small-faced package, the Hang Do-over, the only valid abortion protest, how to live with a stripper, a prank too far, MikeGamms.com, a legacy of failure, and the cartoon story begins; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!
2019-02-03 17:38:42 +0000 UTC View Post
We're doing it early for football! Saturday 11AM PST. Go Rams. Don't screw it up on the 99 yard line. Australia dates are lining up and two Moseses square off.
See you tomorrow!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BL-1XFcysbo
2019-02-01 23:17:06 +0000 UTC View Post
I got banned from Twitter AGAIN for pointing out that Jess violated her restraining order. Good, great, grand. Everybody on the bus!
We're having a clean, family-friendly stream this week, ladies and gentleman. Waut3rboi will be dropping by and we'll read some more leaks. Should be fantastic! Gimme your solutions below.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCIlh9wfYx0
2019-01-30 17:01:57 +0000 UTC View Post