Delirious from heat and winning, Sean and I will discuss RR: Atlanta, beat-downs, Asterios' Garage Tour is under attack, and many chads are calling in. Episode 110, coming at you!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjoCAvTfI38
Asterios gives away a Lost Episode, Peach chugs mustard, I look like my dad, the Dick-vis and Butt-Sean tattoo, and Madcucks retires. The hangover, shame, and triumph of Road Rage: Dallas have not even begun to fade. Thank you to everyone who came to the show; the tattoos, the musicians, the inventors, the offenders, the meaders, the weeders, the Madcucks, the Asterios, the Pea...
2018-07-06 14:46:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Asterios gives away a Lost Episode, Peach chugs mustard, I look like my dad, the Dick-vis and Butt-Sean tattoo, and Madcucks retires. The hangover, shame, and triumph of Road Rage: Dallas have not even begun to fade. Thank you to everyone who came to the show; the tattoos, the musicians, the inventors, the offenders, the meaders, the weeders, the Madcucks, the Asterios, the Peaches, and the Kimballs, you...
2018-07-06 14:36:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Road Rage: Dallas ends in a shooting, Peach calls in about the Mustard Chug-off, I have a solution for the Supreme Court, an erotic story about shoes, uncucked racism, small Tupperware, Madcucks' retirement and the final bonus episode of the Biggest Solution in the Universe, the micropho...
2018-07-03 14:34:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Everyone is back from Dallas with gigantic hangovers, collector's meads, and a brand new microphone interlock device. I can't wait to try it out!
Monday 1PM PST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-ApE1PrxMM
2018-07-02 04:47:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Post Traumatic Ball-Busting Disorder, family vacations, floating prisons, Map Rotators, people who save spiders, I sink a boat, culture is a human zoo, praying to God finally works, Landau Breaks up with Maddox, Asterios' Legal Offense Fund, too-long of a foreskin, Lowtax's #MeToo moment...
2018-06-27 14:40:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday!!! We've got to record this episode late, ladies and gentlemen, and not everyone will be there. Stay tuned to http://patreon.com/TheSeanShow to learn why...I kid, I kid!!!
Asterios will be calling in to talk about his Legal Offense fund. Maybe a bit of Lowtax in my life, Lacy with some long-awaited news, and hopefully some hot, hot goss from Vidcon in Anaheim! As always, I am firmly committed to ma...
2018-06-21 01:19:10 +0000 UTC View Post
My dad tries to correct the record on the Optimus Prime story, Shitty Passenger gets mugged, I have mana problems, packing a fake penis in your pants, #MeToo and the duality of abuse, lactating dads, Antoids falls asleep while waiting to talk, a string of very generic parenting advice, to have...
2018-06-19 15:26:03 +0000 UTC View PostI haven't even read it yet, but here it is! Maddox vs. Patreon, the real-life courtroom drama, transcribed for your enjoyment and available at http://patreon.com/TheDickShow
2018-06-18 21:27:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Coach and my dad are coming into the studio to celebrate father's day. I'm still recovering from the 3-hour GFY 2 marathon.
Gimme your questions!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJmv48DJt54
2018-06-16 17:04:59 +0000 UTC View Post
To all 3,800 of you Patreonis out there--even you guys with the unpronounceable names--from me to you, a very special, "go fuck yourself"!
They're in reverse alphabetical order if you just want to find yours. Singular first names with no last name given are at the end.
https://vimeo.com/275231507/d5c1740e1e
2018-06-15 20:53:50 +0000 UTC View Post
UPDATE: Thanks to everyone who watched! YouTube takes too long to process videos. I'm uploading it to Vimeo and posting here after Sean mixes the sound, probably tomorrow.
I've been putting this off so you guys didn't get subpoena'ed, but now that the Lolsuit is as dead as Asterios' career in PR (too soon?), it's time for another round of very special Go Fuck Yourselves! The last one took an hour to cover a third of the Patreonis, so buckle in, boys and girls, everyone's gonna...
2018-06-12 20:32:33 +0000 UTC View Post
The Road Rage: Dallas tattoo, Tim Pool calls in to bury the hatchet, I try to stop everyone from going to Greenland, "Dead or Alive", computer jiggle physics, and the War on Sexiness, Madcucks calls in to read from The Worst Interview in the Universe, Antoids brings in the "Airing of the...
2018-06-12 15:53:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Miss America vs. The Nobel Prize, The THOT Police, my time in Catholic school, beautiful women and a stronger, better, faster you, how to kiss a girl, Sean wins a Bible bet, pimps, lions, and why the future is ...
2018-06-09 19:22:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Miss America vs. The Nobel Prize, The THOT Police, my time in Catholic school, beautiful women and a stronger, better, faster you, how to kiss a girl, Sean wins a Bible bet, pimps, lions, and why the future is female, a reverse mi...
2018-06-09 19:20:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Tim Pool's calling in...we'll go over the interview, The TDS Census, concern trolls, Antoids' latest finds, Road Rage: Dallas, and hidden cash. It's gonna be packed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-OGAE-O7PY
2018-06-09 17:27:52 +0000 UTC View Post
I thought of a new thing. We're gonna do a bonus ep! Giggidy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BR8WKpJQJ8s
2018-06-06 02:48:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Landau is putting together a settlement offer and is upset at his Google results, Mental Jess catches Maddox "trying to cheat" on her and immediately drops dysfunctional dimes on Facebook, I get the Ralph Retort a strike on YouTube, racism and jokes and the death of everything funny, dis...
2018-06-05 10:12:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Much ridiculousness this week. Killstream, PKA, new legal drama, a "settlement" offer from a deadman, and Clay Early gets the Facebook group shadowbanned. See you on Sunday, folks!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK8S6FEikuE
2018-06-02 18:56:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Jerusalem is Disneyland for the somber, Israel likes their flag as much as the US does, the time Mohammed jumped into space, Ramadan, America, and the sweet, sweet sound of black women, The Curse of Sweaty Suits, mildew towels, how to make your girlfriend lose weight, disasters in "makin...
2018-05-29 13:55:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Ramadan Kareem, motherfuckers! I am back in these United States of Free Refills and Unfiltered Internet Pornography--the 0th World! And it's just in time for the REAL show milestone, Episode 104.
It's been a dog's age since I was in the studio and I'm really excited to be back. The lolsuit drama is still unwinding. I'm seeing "countersuit" thrown around, court transcripts have been released, sanctions are pending, and like I said last week, I do not think everyone will make it out safely. I'm ...
2018-05-25 13:35:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Maddox's lawsuit against me is dismissed with prejudice, I am detained by the Abu Dhabi customs police in a libertarian nightmare, hiding Israeli receipts from the secret police, Israeli women, the politeness of supervillains, my new classification of countries above first world countrie...
2018-05-22 15:17:33 +0000 UTC View Post
I was put into a Camel Clutch in Cairo and I lost my voice big time. If we streamed today, it would sound like a shit frog. The good news is, My Man and I built a studio on the NYU campus, so there is no way anything can possibly go wrong!
I know it's on a Monday and that sucks. Sorry everyone!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8e5kjbiEqQ
2018-05-20 13:19:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Today, a camel pulled my groin and I was detained by the Abu Dhabi customs police for three hours. This livestream will be broadcast from the NYU campus in the UAE. If it goes off with fewer than ten hitches, it’ll be a Ramadan Day miracle.
But we have much to talk about. See you then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8e5kjbiEqQ
2018-05-20 00:15:24 +0000 UTC View PostJudge Ramos dismissed Maddox and Jessica Blum’s case against me and my business with prejudice, meaning the fucker can’t file again in NY. Asterios was not so lucky.
Landau was threatened by the judge to stop interrupting or he would be removed from court and taken to jail “in handcuffs”.
Here’s my reaction upon learning of the verdict:
https://twitter.com/imwithdick/statu...
Formerly redacted after Maddox's lawyer threatened the entire Internet with a restraining order, here is Bonus Episode 21 in its full glory. Enjoy!
2018-05-17 08:32:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Bring your bear arms and your Alamo and your “the stars at night, are big and bright, clap, clap, clap, clap...”
The Dick Show is going to Dallas.
June 30th at The Room. Coach will be there, My Man will be there, and you better be there too! Here’s the ticket link: https://www.ticketfly.com/purchase/event/1698785
And here’s the Patre...
2018-05-15 07:16:08 +0000 UTC View PostBring your bear arms and your Alamo and your “the stars at night, are big and bright, clap, clap, clap, clap...”
The Dick Show is going to Dallas.
June 30th at The Room. Coach will be there, My Man will be there, and you better be there too!
Here’s the ticket link:
https://www.ticketfly.com/purchase/event/1698785
And here’s the Patreon-exclusive code to g...
Donating your kid's birthday presents to overhead, the importance of a sharable thermometer, why some straight men are obsessed with gay rights, Aydin Paladin on why women love talking in a way that resembles a joke, but isn't, about "muh vagina", Mumkey Jones' book "Diary of a Supr...
2018-05-13 22:33:22 +0000 UTC View Post