We're recording early because I'm going to Israel on Friday to bring peace to the Middle East. Episode 103 will be happening live from the promised land!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65xswE-a_II
2018-05-09 15:36:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Boomer humor and their legacy of spilled popcorn, "Diary of a Supreme Gentleman" by Mumkey Jones, The Cassandra Bias--AKA why everyone thinks they're smarter than everyone, Asterios gets kicked out of a bar, Madcucks vs Maddox, Thanos the Incel, killing yourself in Greenland, "Cool Cat Stops a School Shooting" and other gigantic letdowns, Tony from Hack the Movies and his ...
2018-05-08 16:08:50 +0000 UTC View Post
My solution to deplatforming: Cigarette Tube, Asterios' intervention, a fantasy WWE match with my mom, Sean's mom throws groceries at him, blue raspberry, anti-social personality disorders in women, how to rewire your brain, how to get laid in high school, Cap'n Crunch, Tim Pool takes a second look, Amazon addiction, add-on items, and the death of buttons; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Sh...
2018-05-06 15:44:56 +0000 UTC View Post
My solution to deplatforming: Cigarette Tube, Asterios' intervention, a fantasy WWE match with my mom, Sean's mom throws groceries at him, blue raspberry, anti-social personality disorders in women, how to rewire your brain, how to get laid in high school, Cap'n Crunch, Tim Pool takes a second look, Amazon addiction, add-on items, and the death of buttons; all that and more on this bonus episode of The D...
2018-05-06 15:42:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Mumkey Jones, twins, some kind of bias, and ROAD RAGE: DALLAS. I'll be there. Why not check it out and cure your Cinco de Mayo hangover???
Sunday 11AM PST.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uk9qoa7l-E
2018-05-05 00:13:12 +0000 UTC View Post
We just didn't have enough stamina to finish Episode 100. Here we go!
Thursday 8PM PST.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHQ2UbrrDZQ
2018-05-01 21:39:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Sean brings in a problem, I miss an opportunity, Asterios doesn't get a lap dance, a ban on running, Cards Against Humanity is party communism, unfair hangovers, more idiocy from the papacy, Denzel vs. Peach, the erosion of the troll, miracles are all around us, preschool petri dish, Tim...
2018-05-01 16:08:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Coach, Peach, Asterios, and Sriracha will be in studio for this SECOND Spectacular, Fantastic, YUGE Episode 100 Domingo Gigante Celebración! Bring your beers and your ears...and your smears. Many ideas have been kicked around, but I think we'll do some kind of century club/roast/biggest/drunkest rant of all time.
See you Sunday, Sunday, Sunday...!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Onbfv5jVsM0
2018-04-26 16:30:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy little protests, Bob Ross can't paint a cabin to save his life, Ben from The Drunken Peasants calls in, my own banned words list, experience creep, my only weakness, a premature movement for robot rights, problems with the conveniences of an automatic car, being worth less than not...
2018-04-24 14:34:28 +0000 UTC View Post
The Uncucked Episodes, Shitmate, Ranked Choice Voting, dating older women, blending in with Terminators, long distance relationship advice, millennial haircuts, paternity leave, and I get too drunk; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!
2018-04-21 16:41:45 +0000 UTC View Post
The Uncucked Episodes, Shitmate, Ranked Choice Voting, dating older women, blending in with Terminators, long distance relationship advice, millennial haircuts, paternity leave, and I get too drunk; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!
2018-04-21 16:40:48 +0000 UTC View Post
The Uncucked Episodes, the Garage Tour, Benpai from the Drunken Peasants is calling in, and Dustin leaves Asterios a voicemail. All this week!
Sunday 11AM PST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDIKF5Y36BU
2018-04-20 20:29:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Let‘s figure out what were doing with all these un-cucked episodes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAf84Xavi4s
2018-04-17 20:22:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Maddox loses his trademark application for sole ownership of “The Biggest Problem in the Universe”, bullying, bully hunting, and hunting the bully hunters, Happy Birthday Thieves, the first stop in Asterios’ Garage Tour, waking up with stolen things, middle age Jaeger’s, everythi...
2018-04-17 14:42:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Sorry for the late notice, y'all. Schedule got a bit f*cked up, but it's all good now.
Sunday, Sunday, Sunday...11AM PST!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KdXYkJdvHg
2018-04-15 14:43:31 +0000 UTC View Post
The myth of blue blood, prostitution and Congress' continuing attempt to get in Lady Liberty's pants, what is simple battery, the LARPing bearded badasses of LA, Mumkey Jones the almost English teacher, playing baseball for the worst team in the world, Kevin from The Thought Cops, movie ...
2018-04-10 14:46:23 +0000 UTC View Post
I think I know what I'll be talking about. Also Mumkey Jones!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SH2KeTRNz6U
2018-04-08 01:02:04 +0000 UTC View Post
New sheets and my problem with Sateen, the Smurflings were whack, Status Quo bias, the taxes that boil us slowly, Bunty King calls in, the death of humor on the Internet, Digibro and Mumkey Jones' fall out and who is the Maddox, defending the indefensible, I am worse than (virtual) child...
2018-04-03 14:33:28 +0000 UTC View Post
We're recording a day early because of THE LORT!!
I'm still trying to figure out how to stream on Pornhub...might have to go with My Free Cams, ladies and gentlemen. Callers, live, love, etcetera.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28MIJmBxlQQ
2018-03-30 15:50:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Pornhub: The Promised Land of de-platforming, taking protesting teenagers off the streets for their own safety, gearing up for "The Revenge of the Jedi", the Squatty Potty debate, Maddox's attempt at a $2,545 shakedown, how to tell if a chick is ovulating, Captain Jack*ss investigat...
2018-03-27 15:16:50 +0000 UTC View Post
The Shitibus, the Squatty Potty, I'll be going into my National Giggolo Day idea more, and I THINK Count Dankula is going to call in for a post-mortem. We'll be breaking a lot of decency laws basically. Dick Show Dick Show Dick Show!!
This Tuesday, Asterios and I have our motions to dismiss heard in court. And then the future happens.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n6ysP1AqUU
2018-03-24 19:26:44 +0000 UTC View Post
My invention to outsource outrage, the genetic funny bone, hookers curb-stomping senators, National Giggolo Day, Baby Boomers pulling themselves up by the bullshit-straps, multiple types of IQ tests, ghosts and the chicks who believe in them, dating advice for the shy, plastic silverware inequalities, my hobby of testing individual morality, a psychic masseuse, things to tell me and not your girlfrie...
2018-03-24 08:04:07 +0000 UTC View Post
My invention to outsource outrage, the genetic funny bone, hookers curb-stomping senators, National Giggolo Day, Baby Boomers pulling themselves up by the bullshit-straps, multiple types of IQ tests, ghosts and the chicks who believe in them, dating advice for the shy, plastic silverware inequalities, my hobby of testing individual morality, a psychic masseuse, things to tell me and not your girlfriend, a woul...
2018-03-24 08:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Imma finish some stories. Got any questions OR ANSWERS, post em below!
The countdown has begun. Count Dankula has fallen in the UK. Something tells me we're going to have another one of these bonus episodes next week.
Thursday at 8PM PST.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_rKLu4_KJE
2018-03-20 23:52:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Chick Jeopardy, Intersectional Engineering, Brad from Phone Losers gets raided by the FBI, replacing your credit card numbers, making the NRA friendlier, Peach has more issues with the bathroom, MyRoomRecords releases "Too Small of an Album", St. Patrick's Day, midnight miracle vomiting, Squatty-Potties, the mustard bet, an erotic forgery, "My First Sanctions", Maddox's n...
2018-03-20 15:09:41 +0000 UTC View Post
I need to find my brain. Then, let's do this!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q7PgneLJw4
2018-03-18 14:51:57 +0000 UTC View Post
An altercation with a cliche on International Women's Day, why no one goes to sporting events, The Dodgers commit Opening Day ticket extortion, Peach sends in her greatest Jass number yet, the effect of weed on the police, Grant Mooney has a new podcast, Nick Rekieta Bible-splains to me, Stove hits on JLH, why Rucka will never be on this show, raising your children without...
2018-03-13 14:39:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Bearing: the Australian YouTube bear, Mant Grooney, some long-shot goss in the cuck bounty, the loneliest Dickhead contest, and a loose thread in the case of the $30K website. We will find out together.
Sun 11AM PST.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQ-_FU8kFKs
2018-03-09 00:40:29 +0000 UTC View Post
The Dick Show Album charts at #2 in Billboard comedy, Vicodin hoarding nurses, brushing my teeth with new things, youth sports parents, Male Autism, FigBat DiggerNick gets kidney stones, UPS postage reuse, Larry's Flag Day, Harmful Opinions talks Twitch ToS violations, uppity waitresses, customer service hostages, the Corporatocracy, David Hogg is a little POS, and the cuc...
2018-03-06 14:38:59 +0000 UTC View Post
BILLBOARD CHARTING...An all-new, high-def, "true to life" SEAN CAM, Harmful Opinions, FigBat DiggerNick is calling in (don't try saying it even one time fast), a lawyer bill round-up, and maybe my man if he's not too busy hunting with falcons and driving Bugattis in the Middle East.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNcVNWWRN1Q