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[AUDIO] Bonus Episode 14 - Dick on Underwear

Spilling gin on a baby, an almost DUI, Asterios' weird underwear, the Pornsavers infomercial, how to get laid in high school, Gunga Din, learning how to piss properly, the cat girl, Forgot Your Password, soap that smells like my dad, a countdown to make your move, the function of cringe, Asterios reads the letter, and The Claw; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!

I'm going to level with you guys. We recorded this after screaming at each other for three and a half hours. T...

Episode 64 - Dick on Platitudes

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A bad mood, a plethora of positive platitudes, throat bubbles, the stupid eclipse, UTIs or UT-lies, the Confederacy, a parody song from Hazencruz, a flatulent erotic story, virtual book burning, theme park revisionism and the eternal present, Nazis and chicks looking for free dinners, Mayweather v. McGregor, me v. The Mystery Box, the time I watched an ass rape with Edward...

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 64 Sun 11AM PDT

Blammo! Livestream Sunday 11AM PDT. If anyone mentions politics, they will get slime dumped on them from the ceiling! 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnrWgPJrOpE

Episode 63 - Dick on Fake Police

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Politicians Instagram, a call from a fake policeman, LARPing Nazis with tiki torches, Asterios’ birthday cuck cake, The Dukes of Hazzard, Aydin Paladin vs. Asterios, TMZ: the only honest news, tits on a tank, boobs on a battleship, trans in the military, America’s imaginary stupid baby, activism coattails, the pressure cooker, the “dumbest fans in the world”, a tal...

Dick Ridin' Episode 7 - Nuclear Ouija, An Indecent Proposal, Chilling Effects

Dick Ridin' never sounded so good. Thanks to you guys!

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 63 Sun 11AM PDT

Asterios will be in studio. Aydin Paladin is calling in. Maybe also an army guy! Chances of another Dick Show fist fight: 90%. Chances of Cat Goss: 100%. Also, scavenger hunts, gifts, and I rain red pills on another episode of PKA.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRiP3oknaEU

Episode 62 - Dick on Fractions

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Rage math, fat mannequins, my man moves to Abu Dhabi, fit models for your fly, getting stranded in the Weed Kingdom, the world's most fun car, surprise parties, Target vs. CVS, an existential crisis over a cute waitress, a weight loss tip you've never heard before, making out with beer, Google's War on Engineers, and the show gets a producer; all that a...

LIVESTREAM LINK REDUX!

Here is the YouTube link for tonight's show in case you didn't get it. Some people said it was broken.

I might be a little late. I'm stuck in the San Francisco airport because United canceled my return ticket without telling me. Here's something they didn't do: I'M SORRY!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=43u5J06O8I0

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 62 Monday 8PM PDT

Buckle up, boneheads. The Dick Show gets a producer and my man goes to the Middle East. We're gonna talk about it. 

Monday 8PM PDT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43u5J06O8I0

Episode 61 - Dick on Mister Metokur

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Colored pens, not noticing the waiter bringing your food, an update on Count Dankula, Mister Metokur calls in, 20 questions on checkout, brand new car door dings, AM I BEING DETAINED, Larry’s poop chip, dating with HSV2, a studio-only towel, an animatronic pile of failure, punchable voices, the Manifest Observable Behavior rule or M.O.B. rule for short, diaper furries an...

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 61 - SUN 11:30AM PDT

Some rage. Sean's deleting. Mister Metokur calling in. More A/C. It's gonna be one of those shows!

Sunday 11:30AM PDT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu6u49sbBUI

Episode 60 - Dick on Nazi Pugs

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Count Dankula: The Nazi Pug Guy, big-leaguing at the symphony, praying for bluetooth, Aspartame Alarmists, The Argument Tamagotchi, the worst part about prison, a Comic-Con prank, child free and happier than can be conceived by mortals, the press, Asterios’ band, my simple plan to stop the next Hitler, a lost box of guns, Jamie Lynn Hughes drops a dog, farting on airplan...

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 60 - SUN 11AM PDT

How not to train your dog. This guy will be calling in:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/09/nazi-pug-man-arrested-after-teaching-girlfriends-dog-to-perform/

Post your questions if you got em!

Also, I get an air conditioner for the studio, Asterios' take on the Cat Girl action, and maybe some hot, hot news!!!

2017-07-20 21:58:09 +0000 UTC View Post

Episode 59 - Dick on Souvenir Cups

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Souvenir cups, free water, Defensive architecture, head banging while banging, Lowtax's new podcast: Murder the Internet, Denzel does yoga, WarOfTheFanBoys disavows Cat Girl, my dad tells a story about a stock tip, Kian Magaña, performance art, Nick Offerman, being hit on the shin by a bike pedal, sister twister guilt, the front of your dick, Lettuce Jones is free, more o...

[VIDEO] Bonus Episode 13 - Dick on Antiheroes

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Biff Tannen the Ubermensch, running through buildings, McCarran Airport: the happiest place on Earth, snories, the Biggest Problem Lost Episodes, the mush of modern music, clicking on the wrong thing, pants, negotiating for time off, women being tired, and using more than 10% of your brain; all that and more on this...

[AUDIO] Bonus Episode 13 - Dick on Antiheroes

Biff Tannen the Ubermensch, running through buildings, McCarran Airport: the happiest place on Earth, snories, the Biggest Problem Lost Episodes, the mush of modern music, clicking on the wrong thing, pants, negotiating for time off, women being tired, and using 10% of your brain; all that and more on this month's bonus episode of The Dick Show! 

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 59 Sun 11AM PDT

A sexy mystery, maybe some advice, and what makes me arage. You guys have been spelling it wrong this whole time!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVHgikJFvLo

[LIVESTREAM] Bonus Episode 13 Wed 7PM PDT

If Madcucks can stream on a weekday, so can we.

Bonus Episode 13 Livestream Wednesday at 7PM PDT. We're taking questions. Submit your rage!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oTCYqiFZtI

Episode 58 - Dick on Pumping Gas

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Manstagram, interventions, escaping Jimmy Fallon at the gas pump, Lacy's Instagram predictions, a condom allergy, car dealerships, tearing off the protective covers on electronics, sounds to make when you climax, Kim Jung Un, the anti-hero for our age, and a very "artistic" erotic story; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

2017-07-11 16:34:40 +0000 UTC View Post

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 58 SUN 11AM PDT

Now with extreme focus power!!! And double the towels for double the fun. Dick Show episode 58, Sunday 11AM PDT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4T6hTOy1hg

Episode 57 - Dick on Ghost Guns

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The Democracy Gap, Cody Wilson: Ghost Gunner, disrupting the military, The Overton Window, my mom the negotiator, unsatisfactory citizenship, Larry’s Poop Chips, The Biggest Problem in the Universe trademark opposition, hot chick methadone, how to get into college, Poe’s Law, Hatreon.us, one big benefit of the homosexual stigma, business beanies, and Madcucks vs Existence #3...

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 57 Sun 11AM PDT

It's time to celebrate America. And that means talking about our founding fathers ultimate vision of freedom: GHOST GUNS!!! Ghost Gunner Cody Wilson will be calling in to talk about freedom, crypto-everything, Hatreon.us, and being a guns. Coach will be there to make sure I don't say anything stupid. Fuck yeah!!

Maybe I'll talk about the trademark opposite too.

EDIT: NEW LINK AGAIN

2017-07-01 16:22:23 +0000 UTC View Post