[LIVESTREAM] Episode 54 Sun 11AM PST
No Sean at all, but will Tim show up? Will he even respond? Find out this Sunday at 11AM PST!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_el9xb61Vk
2017-06-09 20:21:37 +0000 UTC View Post
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Dicktation - Alien
It's time for a two-hour space podcast covering everything in the sci-fi universe! Sci-fi topics like hard to reach buttons, suspender animation, and why does anyone want to fly around nothingness in a tin wiener to touch untouched rocks and deal with space assholes? Count me out. Also, Madcucks talks about high school in this commentary track to Alien! We would have done it to Aliens, but that movie passes the Bechdel test, so I have a Jihad on it.
Load up Alien, hit play on this podcast, and...
2017-06-09 16:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostEpisode 53 - Dick on Pulling Teeth
Fishing for nothing, Sean’s uncle the spy, finding places to bang, reality news, the crass anachronism of judgement, the final Tim Changzzzzz pitch, unisex names, an announcement from the Science Justice Warrior, a vacation with children, LEGO men, turn stealing, apology tours, Joel Chaco’s beef with me, littering and, more of Tammy’s Laugh Therapy, auctioning schoo...
2017-06-06 14:12:48 +0000 UTC View Post[LIVESTREAM] Episode 53 - Sun 11AM PST
Sunburned and back from vacation, I encountered many new things and all of them made me a rage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goow1BrNeY8
2017-06-03 03:26:46 +0000 UTC View PostEpisode 52 - Dick on Waut3rgate
The time I drank too much on a big podcast, Madcucks goes to an LA art show, a dramatic re-enactment of the Waut3rgate leaks, doing the right thing, the $15 minimum wage, an apology from McDonald’s, three months to live for one DickHead, Juan’s questions from Facebook, cancer, gay bars, Thomas Jefferson, Maddox the job terrorism, gadgets that I want to bang, the Goss ...
2017-05-30 15:44:17 +0000 UTC View Post[LIVESTREAM] Episode 52 Sun 11AM PST!!!
Madcucks is in the DickHaus to take on all debaters. If you have a topic you'd like him to debate both sides of, let me know!
Also, I've got some prank calls, and a couple things have pissed me off this week. They've really pushed me to my limit. You might even say...they made me a rage. Happy Memorial Day weekend, everybody!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2U8Um4W1xDY
2017-05-26 18:14:41 +0000 UTC View PostEpisode 51 - Dick on Bear Spray
A Maui look-a-like contest, a hula dancing festival, a regional liquor contest, Diet Coke Armageddon, proof of Kung Fu Tommy, more questions for Coach, how to make a noose, playing with bear spray, beating my girlfriend on Twitch, DIY home defense, throwing away kids’ toys, an erotic story from a real man, the tyranny of fake gasps, Madcucks gives a weak book update, the...
2017-05-23 16:22:07 +0000 UTC View Post[LIVESTREAM] Episode 51 Sat 7PM PST
Coach is in and 80s girl is out...of town that is, so I am getting tore up! I also have a new exciting piece of technology to debut if I can figure out how it works in the next 32 hours. REASONABLE!
If you've got any questions for Coach, post them below or bring them into the livestream.
UPDATE The power cut out at the two hour mark so the video halts abruptly. You're not crazy.
2017-05-19 19:41:31 +0000 UTC View PostDicktation - Rocky 1-6 Commentary Track
How to fight, catching chickens, coma psyche-outs, someone to drag you down, Asterios' Mr. T pitch, incorrect boxing trivia, and a 10-minute bathroom break, but was it number one or number two?
Asterios Kokkinos and I watched all six Rocky movies at the same time because we couldn't decide on one, so pick your favorite and queue it up for this episode of Dicktation! Or just listen at the gym. It's a two-hour bonus podcast, my friend.
Thanks to 2017-05-19 16:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Dick Ridin' Episode 6 - Scooby Doo, Bad Date Conversations, Net Neutrality
Everyone's getting a Dick overload this week. I gotta do these more often. I like doing them, and I think I found a format that works. You tell me!
2017-05-19 06:32:44 +0000 UTC View Post[VIDEO] Bonus Episode 11 - Dick on Panic
The continuation, the Age of Logic, Operation Charlie Brown, my own Council of Doom, a rage with instant Sean-gagement, the misandrist conspiracy of fake gasps, the argument clock, two-party consent, dyslexic problems, deleted Tweets, and the one-two punch; all that and more on this month's bonus episode of The Dick Show!
[AUDIO] Bonus Episode 11 - Dick on Panic
The continuation, the Age of Logic, Operation Charlie Brown, my own Council of Doom, a rage with instant Sean-gagement, the misandrist conspiracy of fake gasps, the argument clock, two-party consent, dyslexic problems, deleted Tweets, and the one-two punch; all that and more on this month's bonus episode of The Dick Show!
2017-05-16 21:16:50 +0000 UTC View PostEpisode 50 - Dick on Fighting
The man who taught me how to fight, Sean’s wedding story, the redaction of a lifetime, false HR complaints, Twitch addiction, Sean’s most recent fist fight, Asterios’ Butterbean training regimen, Uber pools, Reverend Scott, compliance, phone calls with dogs, my man is moving to Abu Dhabi, Don’t Legalize It, Van Halen, The Goss Squad, Fool’s Liquor Round 2, sharin...
2017-05-16 14:05:56 +0000 UTC View PostDicktation - Commando
It's time to choose sides, are you with underwear or are you against it? Madcucks and I present compelling arguments from both sides and also talk about getting ice cream on your face during Commando--not the Director's Cut.
Special thanks to Andy Lee for this beefy thumbnail. I'm going to tattoo it on my entire body.
2017-05-12 22:07:39 +0000 UTC View Post[LIVESTREAM] Episode 50 SATURDAY 11AM PST
Celebrate Mother's Day with Sean and Asterios and me and maybe My Man and maybe Waut3rboi's Mom will call in for a double feature this Saturday at 11AM PST!!! We'll be talking about boxing, doxing, and Nucular Goss Bombs, and maybe what I'm #thankful for, because I'm so #thankful my dick is going to shoot off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8kBa9goB8k
2017-05-11 17:00:26 +0000 UTC View PostEpisode 49 - Dick on Interrupting
A Day of Interrupting, television addiction, Big Breakfast is killing you, Sean’s voice is killing you, Asterios vs. WarOfTheFanBoys, the billboard, The Dick Show sends an autism to Cannes, being on Gavin McInnes, pointless research on gender binaries, cringe-ophobia, airlines and my biggest fantasy, the adventures of Cadyver, Phteven’s various side businesses, Dustin...
2017-05-09 14:12:42 +0000 UTC View Post[LIVESTREAM] Episode 49 Fri 8PM PST
We're recording early this week BECAUSE OF SEAN. The boxing match of the century, the battle of memes in the city of dreams, the Goss Squad, News, Gavin; The countdown to episode 50 starts at 1!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdSfSuatDmc
2017-05-04 21:46:01 +0000 UTC View Post[LIVESTREAM] Call to Gavin McInnes
I'm calling in to Gavin McInnes' show tomorrow and _688as from #thedickshow IRC suggested making it a livestream, so here you go!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZnTVDrZFSo
2017-05-04 00:34:12 +0000 UTC View PostEpisode 48 - Dick on Saving the World
Secondary Audio Programming, the rise of the Science Justice Warrior, the failures of high school Spanish, getting fat, how many lies it takes to save the world, a Trump piñata knife altercation, fool’s liquor, Dustin’s man-on-the-street bit, apostrophe’s, women and their purses, Consuelo’s Cinco de Mayo podcast, three-act emasculations, taking ten minutes to say ...
2017-05-02 10:08:09 +0000 UTC View Post[LIVESTREAM] Episode 48 Sun 11AM PST
Back to basics. No more funny stuff on this Cinco de Mayo-ISH episode!! Also, We'll announce the next two Road Rage cities. This train has no brakes! This tent does not go back in the bag!! This aggression will go unchecked!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51DoC1hkFRE
2017-04-27 16:40:23 +0000 UTC View Post[AUDIO] Road Rage Philly
Here it is, hot off the ProTools! If you were in the audience shouting shit out like "Fuck me, Sean", you might be disappointed in this MP3 released because a lot of those unprompted spontaneous additions have been cut out. Check out the video version instead!
Check out pics of the show, the quilt, and some other stuff at the link below:
[VIDEO] Road Rage: Philly
Here it is, the full, high-res, multicam video from Road Rage: Philly. The audio-only version will be up later tonight.
After seeing how great this footage looks, I regret putting up a livestream feed. But what do you guys think?
https://vimeo.com/214618961/a83f62de1e
2017-04-25 15:22:41 +0000 UTC View PostEpisode 47 - Dick on Road Rage: Philly
Road Rage: Philly and the people who got kicked out, Asterios’ Dustin smack-down, an army of Seans, The Leviathan, your brain the drug dealer, how to buy beer, Ken M and civil discourse on the Internet, dress codes, Sean reacts to the live show, a mod from The_Donald teases us with his Trump sci-fi novel, chicks who love Disneyland, The Matrix reboot, ATM fees, rock clim...
2017-04-25 10:13:09 +0000 UTC View PostEpisode 47 LIVESTREAM Sun NOON PST
We'll be talking about Road Rage: Philly and the Sean-a-like contest and Asterios' bloodthirst. The audio is in Sean's hands. The 3-camera, 1080 video is being uploaded...you didn't think that shitty livestream feed was the only recording we got, did you???
If you were at Philly and have something to say, let me know. I want you to call in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weejNc4SmZg
2017-04-21 21:29:03 +0000 UTC View PostLIVESTREAM ROAD RAGE: PHILLY 7:30PM EST
Everyone cross their fingers and toes and cocks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Lr3oZcnd_0
2017-04-18 21:32:15 +0000 UTC View PostEpisode 46 - Dick on Camping
Joshua Tree, my plan for Philly, selling t-shirts, folding tents, friendly Australians and their drive-by G’days, the true test of camping, “Sean answers”, Peach demonstrates how to hug properly, Coach eats some chocolate, bad wedding toasts, my The_Donald AMAA, Coach borrows my parents’ truck, Peach “finds” my diary, 80s girl saves someone’s life, more laugh...
2017-04-18 16:35:00 +0000 UTC View PostEpisode 46 LIVESTREAM Reposted!
Peach Saliva and Coach are in the studio. The Internet in LA went down for about 8 hours yesterday killing our livestream and our call-ins. Sorry for the flakery and fuckery. Here is a repost of the livestream. See you in Philly!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhIItdKkhCU
2017-04-16 16:35:02 +0000 UTC View PostLivestream Fuckup
Hey guys, the Internet in LA is down. I don't know if it's because of The Happening or The Fappening or what, but cable, hotspots, MiFi gave us nada. Top autists were working frantically against the clock, but the best we could get was a Sasquatch-ian, 90s, endlessly buffering CCTV video. I'm real sorry about that. The video will be uploaded for you guys and sent out as soon as this broken Internet mountain turns into a mole hill. We'll make up for the lack of a livestream somehow....
2017-04-16 01:35:03 +0000 UTC View PostEpisode 46 LIVESTREAM SAT 3PM PST
My AMAA on The_Donald, Peach Saliva, camping in Joshua Tree, the Countdown to Philly, a legal defense of Dustin??? Saturday, Saturday, Saturday!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhIItdKkhCU
2017-04-14 17:35:21 +0000 UTC View PostEpisode 45 - Dick on Opening Day
Preventing late podcasts, Liquor pacing, Madcucks vs Existence #2, Dodger’s opening day, Buckley’s edible hat, stealing from the rich and giving to myself, Randy’s smooth-talking, bad neighbors, why Buckley was banned from the delivery room, Ginger Ale’s hand-drawn tattoo, The Five-Life, girl and boy cartoon shows and why the girl ones suck, hot chicks farting on p...
2017-04-11 15:24:03 +0000 UTC View Post