We got pranks, heists, music, Madcucks, announcements, KEN M will be joining us! Nathan Buckley also. Maybe an argument with a lawyer??? Dropping bombs on your moms, but only if they are in Syria. New Dick Show this Sunday 11AM PST.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_VDcHeZ6Bw
2017-04-07 23:16:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Losing count of beers, family reunions, ruining talent shows, Lowtax's weird audio, the confusion of ubiquitous content, farmers, rental car insurance and other scams, line cutters, Sean was a rock star, Asterios' roommate, April Fools pranks, houses that you build yourself, more on the billboard, more on Philly, more Goss, and the episode is late because of Opening Day; a...
2017-04-04 16:09:46 +0000 UTC View Post
We're recording at night to recover from the HILARIOUS APRIL FOOLS JOKES!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1W_sE-LSpR0
2017-04-01 19:49:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome back from our brief, two-week hiatus! If you enjoyed the clip shows, you're welcome! If you didn't, it's probably because disjointed clip shows with no additional value or commentary are stupid on a medium where you can pick reruns to listen to whenever you want and only existed in the first place because Maddox was afraid sponsors would see a drop in...
2017-04-01 04:10:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome back from our brief, two-week hiatus! If you enjoyed the clip shows, you're welcome! If you didn't, it's probably because disjointed clip shows with no additional value or commentary are stupid on a medium where you can pick reruns to listen to whenever you want and only existed in the first place because Maddox was afraid sponsors would see a drop in ...
2017-04-01 04:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
The clap, the Dick Show Tattoo, pranks, the mayor of chick town, the Dickbute, the creators of the 8chan list, another nonsensical rant about healthcare, Denzel can’t skate, morons at intersections, “letting you go” and workplace suggesters, an invasion of space aliens, NHS, fraud, Loudmouth Leah, a Road Rage update, a billboard update, a Denzel date update, and a sc...
2017-03-28 16:56:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Pranks, damn pranks, and statistics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11ANkGVL0qM
Also Road Rage update! I've got my tickets, DO YOU???
https://www.ticketfly.com/purchase/event/1456890
2017-03-24 23:48:40 +0000 UTC View Post
We sold out the old venue in a couple of hours. Here is the new, bigger, badder, radder, more sensational, inspirational, motivational cage in which to rage...
THE TROCADERO!!!
Doors open at 7PM. There will be music, there will be blood.
https://www.ticketfly.com/purchase/event/1456890?utm_medium=bks
Use the Patreon only promo code "taxationistheft" to grab...
2017-03-21 23:04:10 +0000 UTC View Post
The Billboard Prank, squirrel farts, getting locked out of Twitter, Philly sells out in three hours–SO WE GET A BIGGER VENUE, manspreading at the gym, Larry’s secret petting zoo, cat yoga, party ghosts, time wasters and the time police, hockey, real talk with customer service, the mid-life crisis of fifth graders, Power Ranger parking crimes, Larry’s Viagra ...
2017-03-21 15:56:44 +0000 UTC View Post
We're recording a day early CUZ OF SEAN.
New info on ROAD RAGE: PHILLY, more tickets available soon. This is bigger than I ever imagined. GFY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSAPGNHuMsE
2017-03-17 16:42:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Madcucks vs. Existence, another #1 hit, Lowtax eats a hamburger, our favorite memes, trademark disputes, there are no jokes on the internet, someone threw away all my Pogs, Sean finally is a rage, Uwe Boll the jerk, I offer a bounty for the He Will Not Divide Us flag, wasting Randy’s time in bars, women and their feet, Peach Saliva impressions, rage enabled printers, che...
2017-03-14 15:20:08 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm looking for a bigger venue right now.
Tuesday, April 18th.
Pub Webb, Philadelphia, PA
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-dick-show-road-rage-philly-taxation-is-theft-tickets-32841967208
Greetings, Patreonis! Use promo code TAXATIONISTHEFT to lower the price of ...
2017-03-14 08:40:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Madcucks, legendary self-debater, is in studio. What do you want to hear him self-debate?
Also, Lowtax calling in and we're recording a very special bonus episode. It all starts Sunday at 11AM PST.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAwtJT8tPdA
2017-03-12 01:15:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Asterios Kokkinos and I watched The Predator, which is more of an alegory for libertarianism than Atlas Shrugged, but somehow no one talks about it...until now!
This is a movie commentary track. To enjoy it, load up The Predator movie from your DVD or your Amazon or your Pirate Bay, and hit play on the movie when we get to the logo in the commentary tra...
2017-03-10 14:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
A Day Without a Woman, Flasks: can’t live with em, can’t live without em, people who live in bath houses shouldn’t throw soap, Madcucks defends Madbux, Sean’s favorite Star Trek, a Menards update, Lettuce Jones calls from prison, the official Billboard charts, Project: Episode 108, a dick mold bet, a dick pic bet, Phteven investigates a case of Facebook stalking, S...
2017-03-07 18:41:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Sorry for the technical fuckery, ladies and gentlemen. We used the same XSplit streaming setup we've been using since Episode 6 and for some reason, YouTube wouldn't play it today. We were even ready early! The YouTube console said it was working, but no picture showed up.
Thanks to Peach, we managed to stream on Twitch, but the quality was VHS and there's no archive. Here is the full livestream for all you Big Swingin Dicks!
Let's get ready to rumble!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouwClWlj1rY
2017-03-05 01:37:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Shortly before the 30th episode of The Biggest Problem in the Universe, Maddox and I were asked to turn a podcast that had a lot of potential into a live "talk show" by YouTube. I generously include myself in that previous sentence for sake of brevity. We were given a budget of $5,000 and some stipulations:
1. Make it 15-minutes long.
2. Have guests.<...
Shortly before the 30th episode of The Biggest Problem in the Universe, Maddox and I were asked to turn a podcast that had a lot of potential into a live "talk show" by YouTube. I generously include myself in that previous sentence for sake of brevity. We were given a budget of $5,000 and some stipulations:
1. Make it 15-minutes long.
2. Have guests.
3. Record it at the YouTube Space: Los Angeles.
This is what happened.
I thought this story would take 20 minutes, but it...
2017-03-02 07:49:33 +0000 UTC View Post
If the moon landing was a joke, a plan comes together, DIY glow in the dark pee, Seder pranks, period boobs, Lent, “Santa Cuck: Bald Headed Lies” becomes immortal, the science of spite, the organ of shame, hot chicks making goofy faces, the lazy gods among us, Consuelo’s final podcast, beating Adele, the Alpha Trap-slayer, Cucks in the Wind, the death of another podc...
2017-02-28 16:48:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Asterios, Santa Cuck, some real mavrick renegades, the live show bonus redux, and much more. If you've got questions, join the stream and throw em out!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIP0QYPRAb0
2017-02-25 18:13:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Boner mysteries, iPhone Hawks, Bad Psychologists, Harmful Opinions, Cards Against Humanity, making your mom sleep in the car, anime, degeneracy, a new erotic stories bumper, Star Trek shrines, the evolution of the human mind, in defense of Madcucks, in defense of Dustin, in defense of America, The Consuelo Podcast, to Menards or not to Menards, that is the question, the Philly R...
2017-02-21 18:00:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh boy have we got a lot to talk about, but not before Harmful Opinions calls in.
See you Saturday!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4Yxy9V_ZRo
2017-02-16 18:06:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Secret mushroom farms, my father the pimp and his Infinity Slap, ambition, the reversal of a gender dysmorphia disorder, Dustin defends his loot crate scheme, who exactly are "white people" and how can I thank them, too-long movies, peaceful protests, genuine fear, the mis-execution of a simple plan, and Lego Batman; all that and more on this month's bonus episode of The Dick Show!
Secret mushroom farms, my father the pimp and his Infinity Slap, ambition, the reversal of a gender dysmorphia disorder, Dustin defends his loot crate scheme, who exactly are "white people" and how can I thank them, too-long movies, peaceful protests, genuine fear, the mis-execution of a simple plan, and Lego Batman; all that and more on this month's bonus episode of The Dick Show!
2017-02-14 21:07:36 +0000 UTC View Post
The war on white people, Dr. Manhattan's dong, drunk children, a Shangri-La of hot, available women, a parade of the awkward and a life spent trying not to hurt people, Clegg blames me for everything, violence in bars, stories from the trolling front lines, The Enigma rides again, more pieces of the Goss puzzle, and threesome Barry defends himself; all that and more this w...
2017-02-13 19:40:22 +0000 UTC View Post
In this epic two-parter, Coach is in studio, stories from the trolling front, The Enigma returns, and the world waits to see if Clegg will wake up in time to plug his new show!
Also, Road Rage update.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PW_CNhCR0k
2017-02-09 22:17:02 +0000 UTC View Post
A legacy of cables, the stormtroopers of the anti-fascist league, Consuelo’s podcast, a bonus episode from an alternative dimension, opinions from people who’ve never punched anyone, investing tips from a guy whose car is zip tied together, Layc reads the news, in-studio fertility testing, evidence of crying, the post-episode 77 sit down, a DickHead on the scene of a p...
2017-02-07 17:06:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Don't mind me. Just riding around in my car talking about how fucking stupid all these protests are.
2017-02-04 08:36:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Fire up your unlicensed nuclear mansplainers and prepare to get slimed with estro-plasm in a first-of-its-kind Patreon CROSSOVER EVENT when Asterios Kokkinos, Peach Saliva and I, take out a third mortgage on the (Lady) Ghostbusters movie.
This is a movie commentary track. I'm calling movie commentary tracks Dicktation. Pretty clever. To enjoy it, load up the (Lady) Ghostbusters movie from your DVD or your Hulu or your Pirate Bay, and hit play on the movie when we get to the Sony logo ...
2017-02-04 04:26:11 +0000 UTC View Post