We're recording a day early folks, so everyone at The Dick Show can spend their Sunday not watching the Super Bowl in protest because of Lady Gaga's anti-Trump shit. Just kidding...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBjxdwpeK7U
2017-02-03 23:35:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Crying in front of other men, a strip club ghost town, The Delete-o Bantido rides again, Peach Saliva and her extremely inappropriate fan fiction, a DickHead divides Shia LaBeouf, getting your money back, peeing sitting down, liquor gravity, Sean gets legit upset, The Dick Show RPG, a meteor of money, a hot goss bomb, a studio full of hot chicks, innovations in virtue sign...
2017-01-31 17:17:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Peach is in the house, a DickHead account of whom was divided, and I think it's about time to figure out what I did to Larry. Dick Show. All night. Eight days a week. See you there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HuwipSz5vY
2017-01-29 02:07:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Mayhem in the suburbs, training manuals I am in, a DickHead goes to Washington, email threats, Liarexia, I bring in a stats, those stupid chips on new credit cards, Liquor Event Horizon, comedian Justin Rupple, Vince Vaughn gives Maddox a pep talk about his dying brand, the many ways women steal your food, the first and second and forth amendment, an erotic story ...
2017-01-24 17:02:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Justin Rupple stops by, I call Larry, and the Dustin vs. Joel rage match you've been waiting for! I think we're sitting on another 2 hour+ Dick Show bonanza. See you then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFuD7Ki15K0
2017-01-21 23:53:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Burn school, the kiss of death, the time I ruined my dad’s new car, threesomes with Alexa, Golden Shower arguments, I know I am but what am I, an erotic story two for one, the death of Optimus Prime, 24-hour news cycles, Santa Cuck and the Season of Cucksmas, a Lucie Wilde apology, Trump’s My Little Pony fan fiction, Izzy is a ringer, the Best Debate in the Universe Death Po...
2017-01-17 10:53:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Null from Kiwifarms calling in, Izzy is back, some sick, sick beats, and much, much more. Next Dick Show!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIxzFk-Bfyg
Chances of Dick Ridin tomorrow approaching 100%. What topics do you want me to cover while I'm riding the Enigma?
2017-01-12 07:38:36 +0000 UTC View Post
A sexy lady dancing around in panties doing sexy stuff, or maybe making a sandwich. Not just any sandwich, like a French Dip sandwich or the Shooter Sandwich! Oh yea. That's hot. Two steaks in that thing. A pack of prosciutto.
Just kidding. No porn in this one.
Patreon ruins what’s left of my personal and professional reputation, my car becomes an underbuggy, I get...
2017-01-10 17:23:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Did I post the Patreon porno? What does Larry think Maddox said I did to him? And Waut3rboi drops an album. Sunday 11AM PST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypot87VL8U0
2017-01-04 21:21:53 +0000 UTC View Post
I get kicked out of a bar with Rocket Man, Sean watches golf, we plan a World War II re-enactment, Oktoberfest, Asterios makes a staggering bet regarding his ex-wife, Peach Saliva calls in to chew someone out, a bouncer gets his penis touched, Lettuce Jones tells us why he’s going to jail, Cookie Shaming, Celebs at Sporting Events, Holiday Ghost Towns, the computer illit...
2017-01-03 18:18:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Asterios on the prowl, racing the cell phone, a threesome with a surprise ending, how to talk to girls in high school, toilet humor, advice for gingermen, Maddox's $30,000 Spruce Goose, and closing the deal; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!
2017-01-02 23:52:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Asterios on the prowl, racing the cell phone, a threesome with a surprise ending, how to talk to girls in high school, toilet humor, advice for gingermen, Maddox's $30,000 Spruce Goose, and closing the deal; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!
2017-01-02 23:45:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Sunday 2PM PST. Celebrate the New Year with me, Asterios, and Sean.
We'll be talking Road Rage, what I did to Larry, and why are we recording so late? Bring your favorite hangover cure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLOXd1FVCqs
2016-12-31 21:37:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Watch and re-watch Sean read an Erotic Story from a Real Man so many times that you wear the bits out.
Because of all you beautiful bastards, The Dick Show is hitting the road and bringing ROAD RAGE to your town, but which town is yours??
Let me know where you're at with the Patreon-only survey above, or post in the comments here if you think another city should be on the list.
P.S. I just spoke with my Life Coach, and he is in. Now I've got to find Madcucks. See you next Tuesday.
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2016-12-29 02:11:34 +0000 UTC View Post
I have a mile of Goss to unload, MTV has some new year’s resolutions for white men, Asterios gets his personal and professional reputation put on the chopping block, my mind’s thoughts on the human mind, the creature, the wedding that killed the Biggest Problem, Sean reads an erotic story from a real man, Operation Honeypot, what “gross” thing I did to Larry, and the biggest sucker in the universe; all that and more on this month’s bonus episode of The Dick Show!
How I ruined Christmas, Sean sends more letters from the battlefield, how to get away with anything, highschool, Madcucks loses his temper, exotic presents from the far East, what exactly is the problem with church, a nationwide database of viruses, a sure-fire gambling system that the casinos don’t want you to know about, a gear-up for the hot, hot, Christmas goss bonu...
2016-12-27 18:47:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Thank you for your support, DickHeads and Patreonis. I couldn't do it without you. I offer you this special longer and extended Madcucks tale of erotic sexual conquest to put a nightcap on your holiday season. Keep that yule log burning and your egg nog simmering and figure out how to plug in your goddamn Nest while you listen to...
The Most Erotic-est Story in the Universe!
by Madcucks
This is a 100% true story from the most Manliest of men. Me. Madcucks. 2016-12-26 17:45:10 +0000 UTC View Post
At least when we record we won't have to pretend Christmas is over.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsadMUEE9Ms
2016-12-24 19:35:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Sorry, folks, the livestream is postponed until tomorrow on account of me sounding like death. That's what I get for not drinking enough this week. See you then!
2016-12-23 17:32:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Put your Christmas shopping off a little longer with a two-part episode of The Dick Show broadcasting live Friday at noon PST! Asterios, Sean, and some old favorites will call in to shoot the holiday goss, but who will end up under the mistletoe? Find out tomorrow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsadMUEE9Ms
2016-12-22 22:58:09 +0000 UTC View Post
My Life Coach ruins my Christmas party, a SECRET SKETCH from Sam Hyde, the Jerk-Off Time Warp, the drive to pee outside, thinking like a hot chick, crossing guards, lady-dentists and why they are out to get you, Tequila, how to ruin a Ted Talk, Charity Regret, eliminating all prisons, The Apple Society and The Unix Society, and Sean gets a raise; all that and more this week on T...
2016-12-20 18:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostNeed some advice on babes? Want to get the straight Goss? Do you have a burning question for Sean? The Dick Show is taking live calls today, Sunday at 10:30AM PST 1-855-976-DICK
2016-12-18 16:11:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Sean is back and just in time for Sam Hyde, Larry Bleidner, and the live listener line this week on The Dick Show! We're doing two episodes, so clear out your schedule and stock up on your tap waters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XABFwQmHOg
2016-12-18 05:36:33 +0000 UTC View Post
The Eve from Wall-E toilet, Sean is gone, way too much popcorn, Denzel's non-sequitur trash talking, MadCucks defends his network, the Golden Goose of Goss, F is for Feminism, The War on Drugs vs. Automatic Updates, Lettuce Jones' big reveal to reveal, Cameron Hermens melts down, and Hollywood Randy busts balls; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
Sean is missing! Did I finally go too far? Will Tim Changzzzzz be there to fill the void? What does Randy think of Madcucks? Are The Dick Show T-shirts really as comfortable as I keep saying they are? Find out this week on an all new Dick Show!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NPAYkd1IXY
The Booger Bandit, sweet-talking movers, bedroom starfish, the Country Mouse and the Shitty Mouse, pizza Jesus, Sean and his raise and also many sexual exploits, the time I was ejected from a Flight of the Conchords concert, Maddox and his shitty Gildan T-shirts, more celebrities call in, using technology to stop bed hogs, #pizzagate, and a bizarre liquor-drink called the ...
2016-12-06 09:29:54 +0000 UTC View Post
New studio, new rage, new directions...get it? New Dick Show, Sun 11:30AM PST.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Z59ROIDCxw
2016-12-04 03:35:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Blernsday and the 30-hour work week, BCC mistakes and the chamber of shame, Castro’s diaper, dating a Blackula, cowboy dick pics, the shitty Gildan T-shirts that Maddox sells in his store to make an extra buck, Tooth Fairy Truthers, The Rage Lottery: two men enter one man leaves, celebrities call in with congratulations, Lettuce Jones’ secrets, a Tesla coil remix...
2016-11-29 15:05:36 +0000 UTC View Post
A month of dicking around on the internet at work begins! The Rage Lottery starts for real; two men enter, one man leaves. Also, Denzel Walkes on this episode of The Dick Show!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpSHYRmje0Y
2016-11-26 21:52:48 +0000 UTC View Post