Thumb wars, liquor gravity, a terrifying mob of 20-year-old men, Team Snapchat, a Duck Tales revenge fantasy, the 200-pound hangover, a day in the life, goofy chip flavors, Denzel's movie, Asterios' shame, an open letter to your family this Thanksgiving, new t-shirts, a listene...
2016-11-22 07:25:51 +0000 UTC View Post
https://vimeo.com/192498558/57783e87af
Thanksgiving is the drinker's holiday, a cause for a robot uprising, the benefits of three beers, I ruin a children's magic show, an indecent proposal, winning at identity politics, who would you have a beer with, riots, class clowns, and a plus size erotic story; all that and more on this month's Bonus Episode of The Dick Show!
Thanksgiving is the drinker's holiday, a cause for a robot uprising, the benefits of three beers, I ruin a children's magic show, an indecent proposal, winning at identity politics, who would you have a beer with, riots, class clowns, and a plus size erotic story; all that and more on this month's Bonus Episode of The Dick Show!
Read More
http://thedickshow.com/bonus-episode-5/
2016-11-21 16:42:25 +0000 UTC
View Post
Longer stories, harder facts, hotter goss. Denzel and Asterios calling in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmuJbXRDRPs
2016-11-20 02:48:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Download the MP3
http://traffic.libsyn.com/thedickshow/The_Dick_Show_024.mp3
I welcome our new Pepe overlords, peace and understanding in riots, Madcucks pitches his wares and doubles down for 2020, the Rage Board finally gets some rules, getting out of cars slowly, nightmares my face has caused, subscription personalities, how to win at identity politics, the future of Lettuce Jones, “P...
2016-11-15 15:10:30 +0000 UTC View Post
This week, coach stops by to watch me not eat my book. Chance of bonus episode is VERY HIGH.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KjVmf9n3MQ
2016-11-12 17:54:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Spy vs. Spy with married guys, the results of The Great Debate, Never-ending stories and the storytellers who never-end them, putting Vaseline on your eyes, more dong talk, what to do with a cheating mom, a news babe comes in with some amazing shoes, Asterios rants while I get the door, fight night updates about the Battle in Seattle, what to do if parents don't like you,...
2016-11-08 15:26:55 +0000 UTC View Post
I got a fever. And the only prescription is more rage.
This is one small step for rage, and one giant leap for rage kind.
I have a dream that my four little Seans will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their rage.
Today is that day. My first idea of a Rage Lottery was poorly thought out. Here is version 2.0. If you want to exercise your Rage Lottery Ticket, submit your topic below. I'll cut out the dupl...
2016-11-07 03:27:39 +0000 UTC View PostThe results of the Great 4th Debate are in and someone is going to live with a shame for the rest of their life. Who is it? Find out next Dick Show!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRlg3GY4LoA
DickTales, the curse of a home pool table, boob scams, a cross-eyed race car driver, ruined shorts, Sean wants to see my cock, cigar advice from Sean’s dad, Asterios lingers, leaked concession speeches, Tom Phillips comes home, Lettuce Jones goes to prison, a debate with the Sneaky Greek, gifts, gifts, gifts, and my final thoughts on Trump; all this and more on today’s episo...
2016-11-01 16:10:35 +0000 UTC View PostIt's the end of the world as we know it, and the last Dick Show of the worst, best election season in US history! Songs, announcements, pronouncements, and chair stickers. Tune in this Sunday at 11:30AM PDT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBXQ2bzr43Q
A GFY was promised and a GFY ye shall have.
Good morrow me Patreonis, the GFY page on thedickshow.com felt like not enough for the support you've given me. To wit, I offer each and every one of you a personalized GFY from the bottom of my medulla oblongata*.
Happy Halloween!
*Wikipedia says rage comes from the hypothalamus not the medulla oblongata, but then it wouldn't be a Member Berries.
2016-10-27 13:44:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Episode 21 Drinking Game!
Take a shot every time:
Don't just listen to Asterios smoke cigarettes. WATCH Asterios smoke cigarettes in high fidelity, 1080 resolution--but only a quarter of that because I'm an ego maniac.
2016-10-25 22:42:27 +0000 UTC View Post
At long last, I bring in the biggest solution in the universe. A trillion dollar idea that will be more important than the television, assembly line production, and fire rolled into one. It's a device. A device will change your life. This is the Oculus Rift killer. It will be the foundation of a new economy, not one based on money or labor, but on pornography. Of course I am talking about Porn Savers.
On behalf of all of The Dick Show Patreonis, I am giving this invention awa...
2016-10-24 17:25:29 +0000 UTC View PostPrepare for a double dose of Asterios Kokkinos this Sunday, Sunday, Sunday as we prepare for our epic debate and bring you a very special bonus episode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk74OLIQnFc
The law, the Bone Zone, my inner monologue, Gorilla Mindset, real magic words, Cuck-mate, sucker-punching, red pills, blue pills, and black pills, the war on men, Carlos Slim, what is a defamation, Sean gets asked his name, Dustin attends a Trump rally, author and free-speech activist Mike Cernovich weighs in on the Hot Goss and tells his own erotic story–almost; all this and ...
2016-10-18 08:46:51 +0000 UTC View PostGet your ass blown off--and then GRABBED!!! The Dick Show goes live this Sunday a little bit after 11AM PDT with guest Mike Cernovich.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFZebl-U40Y
I bully a bus, 837,000 things wrong with San Fransisco, the biggest Patreon in history, fat Halloween music, MadCucks calls in, a financial analyst finds discrepancies in the Biggest Problem accounting, music to rage too, Elon Musk tries to kill God, making erotic stories great again, the bro code, Trump’s locker room talk, Sean reacts to The Cuckening, soun...
2016-10-11 16:01:19 +0000 UTC View PostSan Fransisco, MadCucks, and live callers. Don't be a Clegg.
1-855-976-3425
1-855-976-DICK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VibDIObz4zY
iOS 10, car seat adjustments, Persian racing rim upgrades, accidental heroes, my personal and professional reputation, why the Biggest Problem in the Universe ended, The Job Lynch Mob, Trump and I release our taxes, my faith in the UCB comedy scene is destroyed, Chump Syndrome, free speech; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
Guess what we'll be talking about!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhDo7sh4WL4
I accidentally share something, Joe Starr talks about winning an Emmy, I get a list of demands Black Lives Matters, Piss Whistlers, we play a round of Drunk, Sober, High with Jordan, David Clegg calls in to call everyone a liar, waut3rboi, my favorite quote, Maddox’s girlfriend doxxes Asterios; all this and more and this episode of The Dick Show!
There is Hot Goss on thi...
2016-09-27 17:08:51 +0000 UTC View PostPut the football on mute and fire up your SECOND SCREEN, DICK HEADS!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7oULr0YXzs
Sean’s rates, the moment that changed my life forever, Pepe the frog, smelled-a-fart racism, peeing with your pants around your ankles, listening to your dick, AA is a suicide cult, “I’m safe”, how many downloads, Hot Goss and why I am the Joan Rivers of podcasting, things Sean has lost, a wrong stats, Spinach Smith calls in; all this and more this week on The Dick Show!...
2016-09-20 14:18:54 +0000 UTC View Posthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJSmog0yukQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJSmog0yukQ
2016-09-17 22:41:16 +0000 UTC View Post
The alchemy of a bender, Hillary Clinton halts and catches fire, the black vote, my life coach’s secret Twitter account, Bill Cosby’s Democracy in America, I learn what is an AA, Denzel’s dream body, my workout routine, my reaction to Bill Burr’s reaction to me and the ensuing inception, the media; all this and more this week on The Dick Show!
Here are some things I think I've just fixed
1. Access to Content
Some Patreonis were saying videos and downloads didn't work on mobile or on their Patreon app. This should now be fixed.
2. Confusing Clusterfuck
Scrolling endlessly for old episodes was a confusing pain in the ass. I tagged old content with the following for ease of access:
