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Episode 391 - Dick on Vinegar Workout Supplements

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Sean gets pranked, I get pranked, Christmas is ruined by family, people making your wife fat, trans women in boxing, how to stop drinking, all the wrong suicides are up, an erotic Un...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 391 - Sunday Noon PST

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HAPPY FAKKIN NEW YEAR!!!

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Episode 390 - Dick on America's Next Top Pedophile

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"America's Next Top Pedophile", gay dads in Cocomelon, what not to put in a Star Wars movie, someone's gay brother is a royal pain in the butt, Satanism, Vito wants to rig rigg...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 390 - Sunday Noon PST

Sean is gone. It's called, we do a little Christmas episode.

https://rumble.com/v435e5z-episode-390.html

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Episode 389 - Dick on Somewhat Salad

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A bunch of fat positivity influencers die of heart attacks, Maddox re-releases re-heated re-spaghetti, Satan is beheaded, the interest on the debt, a very specific voicemail, A...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 389 - Sunday Noon PST

Call in if you want.

https://rumble.com/v41sd3i-episode-389.html

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Episode 388 - Dick on Obsession

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Maddox tries to put me in jail, murrlogic needs pants, women invent a candle-melting machine, basic civics in debates, Chud Logic calls in with questions, a stalker shoots a wo...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 388 - Sunday Noon PST

Gonna be a big show. Lots of call ins. See you there!

https://rumble.com/v40mdkm-episode-388.html

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Bonus Episode 85 - Dick on Crossing The Spaghetti Rubicon: Part 1

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Maddox finally blows his load in a 3-hour 5-years in the making biopic documentary that once and for all declares himself the best victim in the universe. Thousands of fans are doxed. Sean is job lynch mobbed. Randy is blamed--again! New emails are revealed!

I'm not sure what my favorite pa...

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[LIVESTREAM] EMERGENCY Bonus Episode 85 - Monday 6PM PST

After the wild success of his Justin Whang/Asterios video, Maddox has released a three-hour magnum opus about me. WE ARE GOING TO WATCH IT TONIGHT.

I don't know how much of it we're going to get through. We might have to split it up. See you tonight!

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Episode 387 - Dick on The Line in the Sand

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A Gay Disco Jason Christmas, trucks for guys who throw like girls, Lady Ballers and other parallel economy trash, Disease X, Ireland and immigrants vs. Hate Speech, Lizzo tips ...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 387 - Sunday Noon PST

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Bonus Episode 84 - Dick on MY EX

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New unearthed Maddox log leaks, girlfriend prices, homeless cemeteries, loud sneezes, clip art comics, a blackface detector, Christmas disease, and some major Big Debate spaghetti; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!

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[LIVESTREAM] Bonus Episode 84 - Thursday 6PM PST

GIVE ME YOUR INVENTIONS

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https://rumble.com/v3yxsgn-bonus-episode-84.html

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Episode 386 - Dick on Afuera!

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A right-wing fascist libertarian is elected in Argentina, a fake Thanksgiving, a specially abled man throws poop around a Goodwill, fat women try to arrest a man, Fruit Loops...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 386 - Sunday Noon PST

https://rumble.com/v3y2g5x-episode-386-4.html

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ATTACK OF THE 50 TON WOMAN - T-SHIRT

UPDATE: SHIPPING IS FIXED - LOL SORRY

Okay, so everyone loves the pin. A bunch of you asked me to put a new shirt up so you could get that too and not feel like you're getting raped on shipping. Sound like Girl Math to me, but HERE IS A BRAND NEW SHIRT ANYWAY.

BRAND NEW SHIRT. THE EARTH IS RUMBLING AND THE CITY IS FALLING DOWN. IS IT GODZILLA...? IS IT THE STAY PUFT'D MARSHMALLOW MAN...? NO...IT'S THE ATTACK OF THE 50 TON WOMAN!!!

Brand new shirt by protski....

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CHRISTMAS GIFT!!! FAT WATCH PIN!!!

It's America's favorite video segment on a podcast: FAT WATCH!! And also the reason I lost my YouTube channel... Now you can enjoy FAT WATCH in pin form. Wear it to business functions, weddings, promotional events, interviews, school, work, parole hearings, your gf's mom's house, put it on someone's backpack when they're not looking... it's really endless fun.

Anyway, thanks for being a Patron!!! This is just a small token of my appreciation for making this show such a huge success. Des...

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Episode 385 - Dick on Adam22's Birthday Party

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Adam22's birthday party ruins my life, women ruin AI, Israel makes some questionable statements, Stove gets kidnapped and sexually assaulted, a Black disabled Santa, a woman go...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 385 - Sunday Noon PSt

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Episode 384 - Dick on Butch Killigan

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Mein Kampf causes problems in the Middle East, Mexicans giggling in the morning, folding laundry, all three world religions are in a contest to annoy you, Sven Stoffels calls i...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 384 - Sunday Noon PDT

BUTCH KILLIGAN IS CALLING IN


https://rumble.com/v3vallq-episode-384.html
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Episode 383 - Dick on Lord Miles

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Lord Miles calls in about being held captive by the Taliban for 8 months, fighting the Chinese for gold, North Sentinel Island, and the Durian Pass, and more if you can believe...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 383 - Sunday Noon PDT

Happy time change. Lord Miles calling in this time FOR REAL

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Bonus Episode 83 - Dick on The Speaking Panel

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Maddox blows a speaking panel, Islamophobia and nuclear bombs, Fat Parking, a guy to return your girlfriend's shit, spiders on the Best Debate, Israel 2, retard time zone, and ways for men to tell stories at the same time; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!

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[LIVESTREAM] Bonus Episode 83 - Wed 7PM PDT

GIMME YOUR INVENTIONS!!! Got some big debates. See you there


https://rumble.com/v3t2rx3-bonus-episode-83.html

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Episode 382 - Dick on The Poop Gun

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A house centipede attacks me on the toilet, getting gouged at the Adam Sandler concert, Lord Miles does not call in, missing kids war propaganda, a poop spraying machine, a Rob...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 382 - Sunday at NOON PDT

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Episode 381 - Dick on Your Favorite Part

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Sean goes to Gay Disney World, The Grave Digger calls in about visiting ISOM's tombstone, some people walk out of a Dave Chappelle show and cry about it, how to stand up for yo...

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 381 - Sunday 4:30PM PDT

Sean is GONE!!! And Johnny is sick. So who will fill in...? Let's find out.


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https://rumble.com/v3r1is6-episode-381.html

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