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Pie crust recipe

It's arduous to make, but I guarantee this is the best crust ever! It can be used for sweet or savory applications.

Enough for two 9" deep dish crusts

10 Tbsp frozen butter, frozen overnight
10 Tbsp cold shortening
2 1/2 cups flour
1/2 tsp salt
2 Tbsp sugar
8-10 Tbsp cold water

1. Mix the flour, salt, and sugar together.

2. Break the shortening into small pieces and cut these into the flour mixture with a pastry cutter.

3. Grate the frozen bu...

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Springtime Strawberry Rhubarb pie

This recipe is at least 200 years old, and competes with apple as my favorite dessert! Tangy rhubarb, sweet strawberries, and THE pie crust! I dare you to present a better Spring treat! In my head canon, Alastor likes this dessert, because it's a balance of sweet and tangy.

A note about rhubarb:

This vegetable resembles a pink/red celery, but is related to sorrel and buckwheat, while celery is in the parsley family. Pink stalks are young, while red stalks are older - avoid the g...

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Spring teachings!

It's here, it's here! Happy Spring and Blessed Ostara!

I have been busy all morning! *sprinkles flower petals in the Radio Tower and the Punishment corner*

Time to learn from the charismatic and modest teacher, Mr. Waves!

Ostara (also known as Eastre) is a pagan Germanic goddess of Spring; she saved a sickly bird by changing it into a rabbit, and the rabbit, in appreciation, presented the goddess colorful eggs - does that sound like a familiar holiday?


The A...

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Quiche Lorraine recipe

The same dish Alastor sarcastically asked Listener if he should have offered the punks. Nutty sweet Gruyère/Swiss cheese, smoky, crispy bacon bits, and savory shallots make this a winning meal that is certain to impress!


 9" frozen pie crust, semi- thawed OR fresh, uncooked crust

6 slices of bacon, chopped into small pieces

½ cup shallots, chopped

4 large eggs

1¼ cups heavy cream

¼ teaspoon salt

⅛ teaspoon cayenne p...

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Ostara video premiere

New link!

Tomorrow, 25 hours from now!

I have to start writing recipes.

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Spring/Ostara upcoming!

It's on the 20th! I plan on two days worth of antics, including an Ostara-themed commission, numerous Springtime favorite recipes that I enjoy, and extra-long chats!

The deer is getting giddy. *_*

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The chat Waves will never see?!

I don't know what will happen...

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No chat today!

Apologies, I will not be available for much of the day.

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It was short!

(That's what she said)
But it was a short chat. It will be a normal chat tomorrow!
You may complain about the short chat here!
Anything too snarky will get you in the corner!

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Chapter 10 reviews

Leave them here or on youtube, either is good!

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22 minutes until it starts!

I will be going over to youtube now. See you there!

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90 minutes!

I'm so excited I am making time advance quickly by writing wrong times!

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Chat delay

Chat will be delayed due to the premier happening at the same time. I will delay chat one hour, and it will only be an hour long.

Two hours now.

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3 hours to go!

Goodness sakes, who's ready?

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Premier today for Chapter 10

So, following a night of terrible sleep, I got the idea that we can all watch the premier of Chapter 10 together in youtube's premier chat! There, you can leave comments or chat real-time as the audio plays. The best part is, the chat log remains forever, and you can always play it back to re-read it!

Starts at 1:00p Central, so less than 7 hours from now!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxdwUgB2kfA<...

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Line requests on youtube

Line requests open now on youtube!
Keep the lines PG and tasteful.
Spots are limited.
I have the right to refuse any line, no questions asked.

I will not accept lines written here. It has to be on my youtube post at
https://www.youtube.com/@radiowavesasmr/community

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5,000!

What the hell?!

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Nervous deer

Only 6 subscribers to go on youtube until 5,000! My gracious, how is this even possible?! My question is rhetorical, so you need not answer it!

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5,000 approaching...

Remember, I will make a post on youtube asking for the line requests! I don't expect ANY of you *glares at the Souls as they set fire to the radio tower* to flood my inbox with messages regarding your line requests!

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Chapter 10 premier on Friday, March 14 at 1:00p Central

*breathing intensifies*

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Belated birthday!

Well, there was a birthday that slipped by me. Armada Devil's birthday was on March 9. Happy Belated Birthday, Armada!

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Chapter 10 premiering this week

Got it down to 24 minutes!

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No chat!

I will be away!

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After chat!

Fun times today!

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Birthday pt 2!

Kitty Belle has a birthday today, so be sure to celebrate! Happy Birthday!

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Birthday!

Today is Umbra's birthday! Egad, what news this is! Happy Birthday!

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Aha!!

Good Morning, Afternoon, and Evening to you all! I have finished re-recording all of Chapter 10! It's lengthy! Its duration is why I had to split it and what is now Chapter 11.

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Cafe du Monde-style beignets with blueberry sauce

"But we already have a beignet recipe here!", you might say.

Ah, but this is a Cafe du Monde-style recipe! Cafe du Monde is a world-famous restaurant in New Orleans, known for its 24-hour beignets and cafe au lait. The main difference is this recipe uses yeast, so it's a true dough, unlike the previous recipe, which is a batter. The blueberry sauce really elevates the flavor, and is sure to become a favorite treat!

Cafe du Monde-style beignets with blueberry sauce

Blueber...

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Thank you!

Indeed, what a day it's been! We had antics galore while celebrating Mardi Gras, and had our own parade of sorts. We crowned a queen, we greased poles, and we threw orgasmic pearls. Cursed baby monster necklaces were made, as well as a long chat log. From the bottom of my heart, thank you for sharing this day with me, and with each other. Now, I expect that five word story to be finished by tomorrow. Otherwise, no Ostara/Spring party on March 20! >:[

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