Where is my menu bar?! *stressed deer sounds* I've sent in enough reports, so hopefully it'll get fixed soon! I can't read or write private messages! I can't start chats! I can't see notifications! I can't check members! I am NOT ignoring anyone, I swear! I just can't access anything! No matter the browser or device!! *flips all the tables*
2024-11-08 21:12:30 +0000 UTC View PostI have two NSFW I'm cleaning up now. Which one are you more interested in?
2024-11-08 19:20:12 +0000 UTC View PostI've been working on projects. This specific one is very Radiodaddy.
Gah, I wish Patreon would fix this. I tried ANOTHER browser, and it still shows the blank space there, too.
Since I cannot fix this problem, I cannot have a chat today, because the chat button on the left of the page is still missing.
I have tried new browsers, logged out, cleared cache, history and temps, changed privacy modes, submitted a ticket and written on Twitter/X to both the Patreon and Patreon Support pages.
Cat! This happened when I read your message about questions posted on the commission rules thread! You must have done something! Is this part of the Hell-cat uprising?...
This is what I see on my Patreon page. The menu on the left, that lets me see messages and notifications, is gone!
And the Patreon home page doesn't show any account or login buttons!
I also tried on another browser, but the side bar still does not show. I will wait to see what happens.
2024-11-08 16:58:28 +0000 UTC View PostThe sidebar showing notifications and messages is misising, so I can't reply until it's fixed.
2024-11-08 16:24:01 +0000 UTC View PostWorking on the main chapters concurrent with the NSFW projects is quite a polarity! First, I write austere tenderness and complexity in the main chapters, then, to give my eyes a break from that, I add more raunchy details to the NSFW projects!
If I had to sum this practice up in a song, it would be "When I See Him", with Stolas' part representing the main story parts (comforting Listener), while Blitz is the NSFW works (railing Listener).
There will be a chat today, too!
It's Gothic! It's waltzing! It's sinister! I want to ride this! I NEED to ride this!!
Why is it in the Nederlands?!
PERFECTION!
Greetings darling souls! WELL! It seems my ambitions about two commissions per person per month was just a little too much for your poor Overlord to handle! I am still drowning in my pile of late commissions, but I have been chipping away at them! Expect two more in addition to Chapter 9 this month!
So, in response to such a calamity in which I placed myself, some helpful souls brainstormed a new set of commission rules with me that are surely acting as my lifesaver.
There will ...
Just in case the original file is too big.
Art by: @_nedned_x
Leave your comments in this nifty little thread!
2024-11-06 18:58:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Art by: @Lustylita
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(crowd sounds in theater lobby fx)
Alastor: Oh, that was simply astonishing! Everything had sound in that! It was magical! The things they can do nowadays with technology! This was a most fabulous even, Darling! Thank you for inviting me. Now, let's get you home!
(opens theater door fx, heavy rain and thunder fx)
What the -? But it wasn't supposed to rain tonight. Damn it, Jonathan (WWL's weather...
We find Alastor and Listener leaving the theater after having watched "The Lights of New York".
Commissioned by Umbra.
Art by: @_nedned_x
What the hell? How did this turn into a 35 minute audio with eight channels?! You'll be eating well tomorrow! And I didn't forget any sounds this time!
Subtitles now!
I thought I was almost finished, but I nearly forgot some special sounds! It'll take me about an hour to insert the files in the right areas, but I hate uploading videos late. Tomorrow! I swear, tomorrow!
2024-11-05 19:40:16 +0000 UTC View PostTo hold you over until the release of the audio, I would like to Introduce the persimmon Kaki-chan! She is here to provide some extra sounds for my audio collection.
My love of persimmons is completely normal. *_* DO NOT JUDGE ME!!
Art by @aonisai210
Throw away all other recipes for ribs, for this is the only recipe you'll ever need. I'm serious here! The streaming makes them soft, and the broiling near the end gives them a crispy texture.
1 half rack of beef ribs (about 7, split apart, trimmed of silver skin and excess fat)
For the rub:
1/4 brown sugar
2 tsp chili powder (not cayenne)
2 tsp paprika
1 tsp salt
1 tsp powdered mustard
1 tsp oregano
1/2 tsp powdered garlic
1/2 tsp ground pepper
1/2 t...
Have to clean up a few parts, but it's pretty much done. My goodness, this is definitely cultured smut! Hold out those pinky fingers and serve your best caviar!
2024-11-04 22:11:29 +0000 UTC View PostThere's a possible leak online concerning who owns Alastor's soul. You are NOT to discuss it here, I'm serious. I have invested five years of my life into this show, and I don't want it spoiled even a bit.
I'm being serious here. If I do come across the spoiler, I don't want it to be here on Patreon or my youtube page.
If you have posted anything here, please delete it.
Caught some ridiculous observations, and I may have discovered why I hyperventilate so easily.
NSFW content!
Please be aware, moans make up 50% of the lines I record for NSFW audios. The entire recording for part 2, unedited, was an hour, so that means I HAVE TO LISTEN TO 30 MINUTES OF MOANS IN ORDER TO FIND THE BEST ONES!! And you wonder why I am the way I am! XD
Art by @aonisai210
Yesterday's murder mystery was a hoot! I loved it and all the detail and dedication you all threw into it.It brightened my afternoon and evening! I apologize for leaving early, but ribs won't prepare themselves (and I will post the recipes for those today)!
2024-11-04 12:17:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome to our murder mystery. A fun little game where Waves and anyone who wants to help him can join h*nds to solve a brutal murder. And as we all know, to prove somebody’s quilt you need to put them at the scene of the crime (so check their alibi) and they need a motive. Practical advice. Cat’s Eve will act as a narrator so look at her most recent comment if you want to know where the action is at? which thread to join.
Now, let’s begin It is 4AM, no hour anyone should be awa...
I currently am editing photos and highly specific sounds. Any guesses as to what?
Put your extra thoughts here! I'm going to be baking apples, so BE GOOD!
2024-11-02 20:00:55 +0000 UTC View PostHello's birthday is today! So why haven't you wished them a great birthday yet? >:( We are not uncivilized animals here - we are most gracious souls, after all!
Happy Birthday, Hello!!
This audio utilizes 64 assets, officially making it my most complex audio ever! Yes, it's NSFW, but it's on par quality wise of one of the main chapters. So you won't just be listening to smut, but CULTURED SMUT! *drinks champagne and holds up fancy opera glasses to my face*
2024-11-02 13:27:34 +0000 UTC View PostSo I like the idea of commissions requiring an extra fee. Typically, the commissions are all in the general time range of 12-17 minutes, regardless of its rating (though, NSFW tend to be longer). I can't determine how long a story will be when someone requests it; it all depends on what story I come up with.
2024-11-01 20:05:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Time to find the best moans in the recordings! *refills my coffee to the top*
