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The Teasing

I do believe now is an appropriate time!

News for the next three weeks

Well! I DO hope yesterday's misunderstanding is now behind us, darlings, for I don't want any of you souls quarreling with each other!

On to the news now! *old fashioned breaking news sound effects*
Here is the news today for the 16th of September, 2024!
*opens news stories, sees they're depressing, and closes them*
Here's an update regarding audios! Look for the next commission in a couple of days. Chapter 8 will release another commission in about 2-3 week...

Bashful deer laughs

All someone needs to do is commission the album. I will even add sultry commentary.
Who volunteers?

Art by https://www.instagram.com/sophiehelsingerart/p/CJ-FMPOAEep/?img_index=1

See?!

It seems there was a wager as to whether or not I recorded yesterday or Friday. As you can see, I already have been working away on another audio. I had to make some better recordings of a few of the lines, since I am still fine-tuning Blue II's controls, and the first round contained a bit too much distorted buzz that was not intentional.

I will collect any of the winning earnings from the bet.

No chat today!

I've got places to go, souls to take! Entertain yourselves, for I can't today!

What a chat!

It was so spooky and scary on this marvelous day! Add whatever nonsense you want, darlings!

Recording tomorrow! I wonder which one it will be? Care to take a wager, dears?

Chat today

WHAT MADNESS WILL FRIDAY THE 13TH BRING FOR YOU SINNERS??!!

Well, I happened to find the additional pictures to a comic that was posted in the chat by Happy. It's definitely fan service! I will upload the entire comic.

Oh, good!

The souls are quiet now, so they must be asleep from me feeding them earlier. I will stealthily sneak away to prepare my script for recording tomorrow.

Homework!

So Lluc made a fantastic suggestion that it would be interesting to see the French lines of "Sweet Nothings" written in our native language. *glares at souls* And I KNOW you all want to participate!

So, here they are again, written in my native English. Let's see those translations!


What distracts you, Love? The cold weather? Or, something else? The cause is desire.

Your eyes cast a spell on me. Your lips drive me wild.

Are you an angel? Ah, then I must be the d...

Reviews!

Did you like "Sweet Nothings", darlings? Did you hate it? Speak about it here!

Sweet Nothings NSFW download

Hello again, darlings! Well, the NSFW commission "Sweet Nothings" is finally here after a very long delay! In this audio, Alastor seduces the Listener, not with bondage or overpowering as we've seen him do already in other audios, but with nothing more than his silky elocution. It's romantic, it's lyrical, it's French. Will this work on Listener?

Well, of course it does, this is NSFW, after all! Grab your fainting couches, grab your folding fans, grab your pearls!

Listen for Ume...

"Sweet Nothings" subtitles

Art by Strawijuice
If you're the artist in any of these, let me know so I can credit you!
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(fire crackling fx)

(knocking on door fx, radio static)

Pleasant evening to you, cher. Enjoying the fire?

(footsteps fx)

Yes, this cold front certainly has draped a damp scrim over the city. It drifts up from the Sloth Ring every once in a while.

Mind if I join you on the couch, Dear?

(sitting on couch fx) 2024-09-12 16:25:20 +0000 UTC View Post

News Flash!

All right, tomorrow! The audio will be ready tomorrow! Busy day today for me!

I may or may not be planning another outtake video in a couple of days from now. Who knows what it will contain!

This is NOT a tease!!

Curses!

I overestimated my abilities. AGAIN! Expect the audio tomorrow.

It's tricky!

This is difficult, darlings! I have to listen to these multiple moans and determine which ones are the most "effective" sounding. Do you realize how time consuming that is? *listens some more*

Why should I post the moans?

Convince me, souls.

Patience, darlings!

Finishing up all the tiny details, but then I'll have to make the subtitles! The poster is finished, too!

Here's some information to feed you, in the meantime: I have enough extra moaning files (from all of the audios combined) to fill a one hour audio.

No, I will not make such a video for you!

Channels!

Mixing all these channels like a mad scientist! I am an alchemist, darlings!

Hmmm... should I increase the level of this particular sound, or decrease it?

One more day, darlings...

... until this audio is completely finished! My work schedule, while not as hectic as August's, can get a little messy at times, so I haven't been able to dedicate as much time to editing. But, as I chip away at it second by second, clip by clip, it gets ever closer to completion.

Do prepare your fainting couches. Dust them off and fluff up those pillows!

NEW ITEM UNLOCKED! You may also want to grab your folding waving fans to hide your blushing faces.

Birthday wishes

Blessed Aria, it seems your birthday is today! Let the jollifications commence now!

Deduction.

These new moans sound SO much better on Blue the Second. I will have to make a poll to get your feedback, darlings.

Getting close!

Here's another outtake, you Sinners!
Context: While I record, I take sips of coffee. Sometimes, though, I record for too long, and this happens.

Art by @aonisai210

News.... :(

Oh, darlings....













Seems there will be a video this week. Sorry for ruining your chances of getting redeemed anytime soon!

IT WORKS! THE ISSUE WAS THE MICROPHONE!(?)


So! It seems I must rerecord the lines for "Sweet Nothings", but that will be easy, and I am now an expert at saying "dewing". But my poor, poor Blue! Oh, Blue, we've had wonderful memories together, but I'm afraid your time has come, dearest friend.

W...

Chat notes!

Well, I cannot fix this program for the life of me, darlings. I am on the verge of crying, yet I still must show a happy face! I may have to get a new program.

Talk about what you please here, I have work to do! *sobs behind closed door*

One hour!

Chat in one hour!

What a surprise!

Seems you'll have to wait a bit longer for Sweet Nothings, darlings. My program has randomly decided to stop rendering files! I will try getting this resolved quickly!

After chat thread

Thank you for attending! Post any remaining discussion here!

Soon....

The chat room will happen in about 40 minutes. I have pictures. X)

Momo-chan baka

Here's the soundreel, which could be considered an outtake because of my prompt aspiration of the juice down my trachea. I think the vegetation is carrying out revenge against me.

Art by @aonisai210

HAND HOLDING?!

Barista found this! It's too perfect! I'm dying here! *wheezing*