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TG Caption ~ How I Fell For an Alien

It’s very hard to speak about what happened. Might be because I still have even more unanswered questions than before it all fell down on me like a toxic avalanche. Cases like these would be the backstory of some superhero in many scenarios, but in my case - it’s a story about how I managed to fuck myself over. Literally. 

“Goodnight, Garret,” my neighbour waved to me so nonchalantly that even I almost forgot how I nearly wrecked her bed into splinters a few moments ago.&nb...

TG Caption ~ Perfecting Myself

With a flashing swing of the bamboo staff, Colin was knocked down helpless as he dropped his own weapon. 

“How disappointing.”

He was very used to his coach’s nonchalant attitude whenever she put his skills in martial arts to shame. Two months of constant learning, yet he could only fantasize about her ever praising his lackluster abilities. From the very first day, he was tempted to be acknowledged by her glistening yellow eyes, but all he got in return was the collec...

TG Story ~ Tipsy Jar

“Thank you, thank you!~” Rias, the woman in charge of this humble little shack, blew a kiss to one of the clients as her ears perked at the sound of a golden coin meeting the bottom of the jar for absent apple cider.

The rush of heating blood approached her cheeks as the devious grin got snatched by them. It was the single coin out of azure gold, something the dark-haired woman could die for. Tilting the jar in her own direction, she let the coin fall straight on her palm before squ...

TG Story ~ Raise Executed

Everything has been going exceptionally splendid in the last few days for Eli: the debts were closed shut, his cooking skills took a decent step forward, and, most importantly, he finally shaved last night despite promising himself three months ago to grow out a thick, well-maintained beard(obviously, only the growing part came to fruition). But, like the many other things in life, the balance had to be insured. Among the delicate wines stood a single barrel of grape juice - the man’s salar...

TG Story ~ August Training(Patreon Exclusive)

August was the worst month of summer for Sakaki. The nuclear sun is hot as ever, the beaches and seasides are crowded with people sunbathing and surrendering to the hot beams, and each evening is a field day for hungry mosquitoes in search of some sweet-sweet blood. His sister Sakura, on the other hand, was the fishing rod, in a way. Shopping? Only with him by her side so that she could get his opinion whilst complaining about every single man she encountered in the span of the last few weeks...

TG Story ~ That Rings a Bell

In a few hours, I’m going to arrive at the mansion that belongs to the family of Darkes. Not sure what I did to spark any interest in them, just like all the other five people I’ve been squeezed between on the passenger seat of this elite taxi. I wished I could call it a limousine, but that would be no different than saying that soccer and football are the same. For instance, I am just a humble student taking restaurant management courses. Both my parents and friends told me time and time...

TG Caption ~ Illuminating Wish

July was a special month for - all thanks to a peculiar Constellation Festival. Each summer, a crowd of curious and skeptical people would gather by the shore with colorful paper strips in their hands, so small that they almost looked like pieces of sawdust. 

This tradition, as expected, was borrowed from Japanese culture, beloved by many. Specifically, tanzaku - all you need to do is write a wish on a small piece of paper and then hang them on bamboo branches. But actually, “ins...

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TG Caption ~ 3:1 Roleplay

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!!ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE CONSENTING ADULTS ABOVE THE AGE OF 18!!

Roleplaying night has been approaching faster than a train ready to derail at any given moment. Our four horsemen were Hiro, Iori, Kiso, and An - true enthusiasts in the roleplaying art. They usually gathered at each other’s apartment, today in particular it was Hiro’s turn to invite his friends over. 

Their roleplaying was more than immersive - in the borders of a single...

TG Caption ~ Firing Twice(Bonus)

“I warned you..~,” Sophie hummed before leaning towards the stained face of her horny client. “Don’t worry, I will make this night worthwhile for you, babygirl~..”

With that, Adam could simply give into the lust that screamed deep in her heart and was tearing her body apart with sheer yearning. She made a stupid move and knew that the moment her hands gripped the gun tight. And yet… There were things that remained unsaid. And she wanted to.. “clean up” the mess she cause...

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TG Caption ~ Favourite Client(Bonus)

Meli was obviously a very lucky woman - and quite attractive, at that. Despite not understanding how, her legs simply turned her into a delicate dancer who transformed the indoors of the bar into her own dancing realm. The edges of her feet lightly swam across the floor. From time to time, she found herself bouncing a bit with her heart sinking deep into her chest, yet she still never lost the balance, even with pointy high heels. Gumi was her dance partner, in a way - after all, they were st...

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TG Caption ~ Favourite Client

A good glass of beer in the evening is obviously the best solution to every problem that knocks into your door when you expect it the least. One tavern in particular was very popular in the town. Known for its very, very expressive staff and incredible serving, Golden Foam can spark the very edges of someone’s interest even if they are nothing but a person carelessly passing by. 

For Mel it was exactly the go-to place after his job. In all fairness, the actual drinks were ob...

TG Caption ~ Obsessive Heat(Bonus)

It came unexpectedly - almost too rapid for either Nate or Arona to understand what happened. And the woman took every bit of enjoyment in it, savoring the moment like her favourite cherry pie. Sitting in Nate’s apartment, right before his helpless body tied up to the bed, she could simply stare into his eyes with a wide smile held by the reddened cheeks of her pale as snow skin. Helpless, trembling, all covered in crimson hickeys and thin slap marks of her whip with bruises from previous u...

TG Caption ~ Obsessive Heat

The romance was gone. It was not just a far-fetched theory, but an actual statistics that showed that people have started falling in love less and less. At the end of the day, even things such as sexual intercourse surprisingly started losing its appeal for many people. And so, humans didn’t even realize when they were slowly embarking on their transformation into emotionless machines, even if it started with one of the most complex and abstract feelings a person can experience. Luc...