Urban Nymph Audios

Treasure Hunters - EARLY ACCESS

Hey all! Enjoy Monday's audio. Hope the echo of the caves isn't too annoying. :) Thanks for all you do!

Patreon and Sales Tax

Hey fam, Patreon has asked me to share the following info about sales tax and possible changes that might be coming. You should also get an email from them in a couple of days with this information.

So here's the gist: Due to new laws passing in several countries and US states, Patreon will be required to start charging sales tax on some pledges starting July 1st. 

This is not a reason to panic, I'm told. Less than half of all patrons will be cha...

Guided Relaxation - EARLY ACCESS

Hey gang! This week's MA is a little different. It's something of a guided relaxation process to make it easier to fall asleep. It works for me, so I hope it'll work for you, too! Let me know what you think. Thanks!

Just One Bed - EARLY ACCESS

Hey all! Here's Thursday's audio. Hope you enjoy it!

Demigoddess Finale - EARLY ACCESS

Hey gang! Here's the Helen of Troy final installment (for now). Enjoy!

EARLY ACCESS - 12K Q&A

Hey all! I'll make this live to the public later today probably, but I wanted you to have it first. As noted in the audio description, I didn't record this in my usual space, and it's not edited (lots of breath sounds and such - turns out I breathe a whole bunch), but I tried to answer as many questions as possible and keep it conversational. I hope it works out all right!

Myth Alignment - EARLY ACCESS

Hey gang! Here's Saturday's MA. I hope it helps if this is something that's been on your mind. Enjoy!

A little somethin' extra...

Hey, all! I was trying to think of more ways to say thank you for supporting me, and I think I came up with a fun one. I have a bunch of cute notecards here, and I'd be happy to send a little handwritten note to any patron who'd like one (until the cards run out, I guess, although I'd probably just get more if needed). Who doesn't love getting mail that isn't junk or bills, right?

The catch, of course, is that you'd need to give me your address for me to send you a note. I won't do anyt...

Vampire Roommate - EARLY ACCESS

Hey gang! Here's Monday's audio. Enjoy!

An early, EARLY release (because I need feedback)

Hey, all! This audio is scheduled to go live to the public next Thursday, but I wanted to run it by you all first and see what you think. 

I've had a few requests for audios themed around gaming with the listener, so this was my attempt at that. To make it, I played a game of League of Legends and recorded myself playing it (without the game sounds recorded, of course, because copyright). Then I went through and cut out a lot of the dead air and some of the mouse clicks, so it's sh...

Myth Alignment - EARLY ACCESS

Morning, fam! Here's this weekend's MA for you, celebrating all your quirks. Not the MHA kind, although if you had One for All, that would be cool, not gonna lie...

Early Release - Feedback Needed!

Hey, Nereids and Oreads! Since you're my early-release tiers, I need your help. The audio I have set for Thursday this week is one that was suggested in the Discord by someone (I apologize, I can't remember who suggested it). It's about me confessing to my partner/the listener about having a YouTube channel. It sounded fun, so I went for it, using some real details about how the channel started to flesh out this convo with the fictional partner. But now, I'm not sure if it's too meta. Or just...

Elf Bandit - EARLY ACCESS

Time for more fun with Nimue! Enjoy. :)

Myth Alignment - EARLY ACCESS

Hey guys! Thanks for all the MA topic suggestions you threw out there for me. This was the first one on the list. :) Enjoy!

Breaking into Wizard School - EARLY ACCESS

Hey, gang! Here's Thursday's audio for you early. Earlier than usual this week, even! Thanks for everything, as usual. :)

Post Apocalyptic Scavenger - EARLY ACCESS

Hey! Here's Monday's audio for you. Hope you like it!

Feedback Needed - this week's MA

Hey guys! I'm even earlier than usual this week on the early access because I would like your feedback. This audio features a hand massage. The spoken part references lotion, but when I tried to do the sounds with actual lotion on my hands, there wasn't much sound there (or worse, it was kinda squelchy). So I recorded it with dry hands instead. Can you let me know whether it sounds distractingly wrong this way? Thank you!

The Knights and the Puppy - EARLY ACCESS

Hey gang! This was another patron suggestion, and I hope it turned out okay. Enjoy!

Myth-Alignments: A Question

Hey, all! I hope you're doing well during this ongoing pandemic and fun-pocalypse (no, of course it's not fun, but I'm trying to stay positive). I'm planning next month's slate of Myth-Alignments, and I'd like some input on topics from my lovely patrons. 

For the MAs, I generally like to alternate between cute/affirming topics (like "I like your smile") and comforting ones (like the sick pet one this past weekend). I would love some input on either cute/affirming or comforting topi...

Mermaid Finale - EARLY ACCESS

Hey all! Here's the last installment of the mermaid story, for now. I'm sure she'll be back sometime, though. :) Enjoy!

Myth Alignment for sick pet - EARLY ACCESS

Happy Thursday! Here's the weekend's MA. I hope your day is amazing!

Science Lab Gone Wrong - EARLY ACCESS

This one was a patron-suggested audio. It's not romantic, cute or funny. To  be honest, I don't expect it to go over all that well, but the sound effects were a challenge, so I tackled it for my own reasons. :) Apologies for some light crackling in parts.... some of the filters did that, and the time/effort to remove every tiny peak wasn't in me by the time I was finished. Let me know what you think!

Water Nymph - EARLY ACCESS

After all the suggestions, I finally got around to playing a nymph. :) Enjoy!

Myth-Alignment: Need Some Input

Hey, fam! This weekend's MA is a phone call between me and the listener where the listener is on a work trip. Since the listener is the one hearing it, I wasn't sure if I should incorporate a phone filter on the audio for authenticity's sake. I've decided to turn to you all for your input. I've uploaded both the phone-filter and the no-phone-filter tracks to SoundCloud, so if you could take a minute and tell me which you like more, I'd be grateful! 

Phone filter: 2020-04-14 13:56:35 +0000 UTC View Post

Extra Discord VCs this week

Based on the results of the voting, our extra Discord VC this week will be tomorrow (Wednesday) at 2 pm Eastern. I should be able to hang for at least an hour, so that works well! 

The second place choice was Thursday at 1 pm Eastern, so I'm looking into possibly doing that one, too. Because why not? 

Foreign Food Friday will go on as scheduled at 2:30 pm Eastern on Friday, of course. I need to figure out what to eat... I'm sure I'll think of something.

I know that...

Hungover Confession - EARLY ACCESS

Hey guys! This is your early access to the kinda-sorta part 2 of the drunk confession at the music festival. Enjoy!

Extra VC this week?

Hey, all! I'm thinking we should do another extra VC this week, in addition to the regularly-scheduled Foreign Food Friday. Just a hang out for an hour or so, to chat and check in. What date/time works best for you? Let me know and we can throw something together!

All-In with the Vampire Roommate - EARLY ACCESS

Hey gang! More everyday fun with the vampire roommate.... at least until the end. But then, we gotta keep the adventures moving along. :) Enjoy!

Myth Alignment - EARLY ACCESS

Hey! This week's MA is about adventuring together. Enjoy!

Getting a Dog - EARLY ACCESS

Hey there! Here's Thursday's audio early. This one was a requested topic - it was cute and a bit different from the usual, so I hope you enjoy it! I certainly enjoyed making it. :) Thanks for everything!