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We Play Every Call of Duty Zombies Map - 1 YEAR LATER

It has been one full year since we started the We Play Every Call of Duty Zombies Map series, let's talk about how it started, enjoy a highlight reel looking at the best (and worst bits) and finally answer some Patreon questions!

Out today for you guys (on its actual birthday) all the other plebs get it tomorrow!

- Joe

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Halo: The Great LASO Journey - Chapter 1

Hi again wonderful people! This is the first entry of our new series, The Great LASO Journey.

Enjoy a ton of early access to the final video. I'm heading out on vacation tomorrow morning and wanted this done before I left so it won't be live for another week or so!

Also a reminder that the full runs of all of our attempts are available in this post. 

-Jamison

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Halo - Full LASO Attempts - Chapter 1

Hello one and all, the first entry in our new series The Great LASO Journey, has finally come together!

In addition to some chonky early access to the first episode, you also get the full runs of all of our attempts. There are two videos below; one for the first level, Pillar of Autumn, and one for the second level, Halo.

Enjoy 6 hours and 40+ minutes of us swearing at Halo CE.

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1 YEAR OF ZOMBIES (Q&A)

Hey guys, coming this Saturday the Zombies series will be 1 year old.

I am working on a small little retrospective celebration thing to hopefully come out Saturday alongside it and one thing I thought might be good is a Patreon Q&A section, specifically about zombies. Anything you guys have been interested in and want answered officially in a video.

Apart from that I will be talking about the Origins of the series and how it started, looking at our pr...

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We Play Every Call of Duty Zombies Map - Chapter 9

One day early for you beautiful Patreon chaps! It might only be one Advanced Warfare map but really happy with how this one came out, think it's a good one, hopefully you guys enjoy!

- Joe

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Floatsam and Jetsam Full Playthrough

So what I have always done in the past is simply upload the winning final easter egg run for you guys but for Carrier (and likely going forward depending on the run) I will be doing something different.  

For Carrier it took us two runs to get the easter egg done and I am going to splice those runs together. ¾ will be the first run and the last quarter will be the 2nd run (I’ll make this clear in the edit when this switches over). The reason is in our 2nd run I just let the patr...

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The Tower - Game Suggestions (Ep. 3)

Hello one and all, we are underway with The Tower Episode 3, which will feature Diablo 4 and Final Fantasy 4x4, which means it's time to get another Patreon Game Suggestion!

You are welcome to suggest the same games as Episode 2 or all new ones, up to you! 

I would also say that more recent games or games that are more eternal (like Minecraft) are more likely to be picked since it's too busy right now for us to go back and pl...

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Warzone 2 vs Warzone - Vol. 1 - DRAFT

We're finally getting back to Warzone! With Plunder being MIA until only a couple months ago and custom games being very restricted now we've been unable to produce much of anything in Warzone 2 since it's launch so it's nice to finally get something going there. 

This is nearly finished, just missing the intro and a bit more audio polish. 

I expect it to go live around Wednesday!

-Jamison

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BLACK OPS 3 EXPLORATION

IT HAPPENED.

This is still in it's draft phase from Chapter 9 and will probably change with the full video! Enjoy.

- Joe

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The Tower - Episode 2

Hello lovely Patreon People, the finished version of episode 2 of The Tower is here and ready for some early access. It'll go live to everyone tomorrow!

In this episode we fully unveil the finished Tower 2.0 (the making of which you can read about here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/introducing-2-0-85526618). In this episode we discuss Minecraft, as suggested by Atikmis, Jedi Survivor, and Tea...

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Carrier Exploration! Chapter 9 EARLY!

30 minutes of Chapter 9 is up and ready for you guys (draft version of course).

The aim is to have more of these videos coming out at a faster rate going forward. They might be a little shorter but I think overall it will be a better pay-off for you guys. The quality will remain the same and compared to every other Youtube channel, these videos will still be very hefty. I predict around 90 minutes a Chapter.

If you get to the end of this 30 minute chunk, you will know what section...

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Zelda Mythbusters - Vol. 2 - DRAFT

Zelda is back and the kingdom is still crying. But not us, no tears yet. 

It took way too long to get to Vol. 2 due to a whole bunch of stuff but we're hoping to have Zelda appear more frequently for at least the rest of the summer. 

I'm unsure how final this draft is, at the latest though the final video will be live on Friday!

-Jamison

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Introducing The Tower 2.0

Hello everyone, it's time for a somewhat lengthy behind the scenes post. I'd thought about doing this as a video but honestly just forgot to shoot enough while working on this, but I took a fair few pictures!

First and foremost, we have a brand new presentation for The Tower. 

What was featured in Episode 1 was never intended to be final but I wanted to get that episode out in decent time and also give the The Tower 2.0 it's time to be made. 

When we'd settled on t...

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The Tower - Game Suggestions (Ep. 2)

UPDATE: SUGGESTIONS CLOSED For Episode 2

We have chosen and discussed a game from the comments for Episode 2. We went with a little game called Minecraft, suggested by Atikmis!

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Hello one and all, we are getting ready to start recording episode 2 of The Tower (which will feature Star Wars Jedi: Survivor and The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom).

We are also now going to be taking...

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The Top 100 Games of the Last 10 Years!

Well, it's finally finished. We started recording this in March and here we are with the longest video of all time. This is the final video, it'll be available as a podcast when the whole thing goes live on Friday. 

-Jamison

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POINT OF CONTACT

The deep dive into Call of Duty Ghosts Extinction begins! Map two coming up soon!


- Joe

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PATREON UPGRADE/UPDATE

The Patreon is getting a big freshen up, new tiers are being added and old tiers are being upgraded!

-The level of tier will now be tied to increasing entries in the future ZEEPR’s which will be explained down below.

-As was mentioned in Chapter 8, the WALKERS are getting a brand-new exclusive video series which is 5 videos where we play through all Call of Duty Ghost Extinction maps!

-Also new to the WALKERS is you have a chance to for...

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Meat is Murder Full Playthrough

A nice big full easter egg for you extra special $5 chaps, thank you guys for the support, it means a lot! This series wouldn't be here without you. ❤

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We Play Every Call of Duty Zombies Map - Chapter 8 EARLY

Praying to god there is no editing mistakes in this thing because it took all night to render. The biggest video I have ever made. One day early for you sexy Patreons! 

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Mad Zelda: Furious Kingdom - Early Access

UPDATE: The video link was replaced as the Patreon end screen got updated. Live on Monday!

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Good morning one and all, I had a really dumb video idea that I needed to get out of my head and this is it, a fun little goof.

This is the final video but will not be live for several days as we want to give Chapter 8 of Zombies some breathing room (providing Joe's rendering PC didn't explode, you should be seeing it very soon).<...

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The Tower - Episode 1 - DRAFT

Hello all, here is a draft of a brand new series of ours, The Tower. It's the newest iteration of our game review/discussion format and it's here to stay. Also expect to see a fair bit of aesthetic changes to the Tower's physical presentation as the series progresses - a lot of what's present for this first episode will be replaced by far cooler stuff in episode 2 or 3 - and I'll be sharing behind the scenes of that with you all soon!

-Jamison

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Game Over Man Full Playthrough

A pretty quick and quaint easter egg to kick off Advanced Warfare, makes a nice difference after Origins.

Appreciate the support from you $5 chaps!


- Joe

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Another Hour of Chapter 8!

Almost another hour of Chapter 8! This includes the Outbreak easter egg, our first experience in Ghosts Extinction mode and exploring the 2nd AW map, Infection. Still a while to go but it's getting there, slowly.

- Joe

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HYRULE HORSE SPACE PROGRAM (Vol.1??)

While it only lasted a few minutes in the first Tears of the Kingdom Mythbusters episode, sending a horse into the sky actually took a 4 hour livestream of vigorous science and failures. 

So I made a short video explaining the process that went behind it, along with all my live reactions (oh and an early look of me trying to take a horse to the Depths!). I plan to come back to this for another attempt in the future!

- Joe 

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Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom Mythbusters - Vol. 1 - EARLY ACCESS

Hey everyone, here is the final version of tomorrow's TLOZ:TOTKMB (how's that for an acronym!?) for you early. Also, surprise! We're doing Zelda videos.

-Jamison


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MW2 vs MW2019 Vol. 3 - DRAFT

Hey everyone, here's another MW2 vs video for ya! It'll get another polish pass before going live on Thursday or Friday.

-Jamison

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Dead Island 2: A Gore Odyssey

Ok so we said we were going to start doing more frequent random smaller videos and this is one of them. It's not for the squeamish. 

This is the final video and it will go live tomorrow. Title and thumbnail are still WIP. 

-Jamison

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Advanced Warfare Exploration!

40 minutes of Chapter 8 coming in hot for you guys. Sorry for this taking so long, I've had some personal life things come along recently but we'll get it done!

- Joe

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The Beauty of Horizon Burning Shores - DRAFT

Just a cheeky little trip back to Horizon for a few minutes. All but final polish and the outro!

-Jamison

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New Projects (and other updates)

Hello wonderful people, I wanted to do another update post to give everyone an idea of what we're working on that is non-Zombies related because we've got a fair amount.

New Project - HALO LASO: Ok so we are beginning another very dumb, very long new journey series but now with Halo. Joe and I are going to be going through every Halo game LASO - which is Legendary All Skulls On. We've never, ever touched any Halo game with all the skulls on and thought...

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