Here are the Officer Exclusive downloads! In total, it is about ~2.5 hours of audio, and there is a taglist inside to tell what each audio includes!
Most files are .wav, and as such, the .rar is separated into 3 files!
2022-07-06 06:02:56 +0000 UTC View PostHere are the downloads for all the Patreon Exclusive downloads, a total of roughly 6.5 hours of audio content. There is a tag + title list inside so you know which audios include what! :)
The file types are a little jumbled, but should all be playable on most devices!
2022-07-06 05:24:49 +0000 UTC View PostHiya!
Last post I said I was going to use gumroad for downloads, but instead I've decided against it for simplicity.
I'll be posting all patreon-exclusive downloads here for everyone to download as they choose. $5 gets all the Kinktober audios (~3.2hrs of audio), $15 gets all the rest of the standard exclusive audios (~6.5 hours of audio), and $30 gets the officer exclusives (~2.3hrs of audio).
If you're a tier under, you can just upgrade to the next tier an...
2022-07-06 05:10:26 +0000 UTC View PostI'm so terribly sorry for forgetting about pausing the Patreon for June, and sorry for radio silence. It's not possible to pause for multiple months at a time, so you have to remember to do it monthly in order for it to not charge people, and with everything going on for me I unfortunately forgot. I'm still alive, though!
I've been wanting to do it this way for a bit so nobody loses access to the current content they have (which closing my creator page would do), but it...
2022-06-13 22:11:58 +0000 UTC View PostYes, it's been October for months. Yes, you're welcome! It's the best month!
But seriously-- all of the kinktober audios will remain available to the $3/$5 tiers until I finish them all! Then I'll adjust it to be for the $15 tier only (with the exception of the last 3 and 6 respectively, since they ended up being pretty much the same length as regular exclusives, lol). So do enjoy them until I finish them!!
2022-02-01 11:05:52 +0000 UTC View PostYou come into a small temple titled Of the Mother wounded after a caravan escort gone wrong.
A particularly...leggy priestess greets you. I wonder what services they offer here?
2022-02-01 00:00:42 +0000 UTC View PostInstallment #2 in the Monster Girl Farmer's Market....series? Yes! Yes, it is!
This time, it's the slime girl who runs a little salve stall! I wonder why she's looking a little...smaller than usual?
2022-01-31 23:58:01 +0000 UTC View PostHiya, everyone!
First and foremost, as I've echoed so many times, I'm so sorry for the SUPER MEGA HYPER EXTENDED hiatus. I weirdly had an epiphany today that really shed some light into why the hell I got so incredibly burnt out on audios, and why it felt like such a mental strain to do so.
To put it short, I was trying my hardest to reach some insanely high standard of professional perfection for things I didn't even truly wish to pursue-- I don't want to do professional-ti...
2022-01-31 23:47:21 +0000 UTC View PostThese are some bloopers from the last Reddit audio I put out (goblin girl script!) It's honestly 90% me making bllllpphhhflpp or simply E sounds after I make a fucky-wucky. Enjoy!
2021-12-31 23:59:48 +0000 UTC View PostHowdy! Another important text post, but at least I put out a few audios today ;_; I'm really sorry. It's been a lot. 2021 has been a rollercoaster of...everything, of COVID, mental health, physical health, emotions...it's been a tumultuous time in my life and I think I might've taken the stability I had before for granted. Leaving my home, my state, my country-- leaving the continent into a country I don't speak the main language. Etc.
It's been a lot. I'm trying to do better, and becau...
2021-12-31 23:56:18 +0000 UTC View PostHey there...fancy a little game of Truth or Dare?
I've got another dare. Oh, come on. It's perfectly fair...you're enjoying this too much for it to be a real dare.
She's right. Look at how fucking hard you are.
See? You're absolutely rock hard. I dare you...jerk off in front of us.
Oh! I want to see that~ ...maybe...we'll even let you cum on our faces...
This is the redo for the [Humiliation] day. I'll be sure to post the original one soon! This one was mega on the fly. >_>
More audios ARE coming, I promise! 🙇♀️🙇♀️ I am so terribly sorry for the wait and inconvenience.
2021-12-31 23:43:41 +0000 UTC View PostI know I've been MEGA unreliable and I wholeheartedly apologize, and I don't want to charge any of you for my own health struggles leading to me being unable to keep up my ends of the bargain a la Patreon. So I'm pausing again, and will likely be reworking the way I have Patreon set up by 2022. PLEASE feel free to unpatron if you so desire.
I WILL be finishing Kinktober over December, however! Even if I've paused pledges.
I want to focus more public and free content, a...
2021-11-30 23:12:16 +0000 UTC View PostPer usual....this ended up way longer than expected. 👀 But y'all seriously deserve it. Happy Halloween everyone, from your Witchy GF. <3
(p.s there are a few pops and I apologize if your ears hate them. 😔 my mic was out of position and screwed everything up!!)
Preview:
Isn't it a perfect night?
I've prepared everything for it.
Like this potion...
All it needs is two more simple ingredients.
Stuff I planned to do with polls is likely going to be a bit wonky, but hopefully you guys don't mind since you've gotten 140+min of audio this month so far 🤔. I hope it's a good compromise! The audio content continues! Just a bit jumbled and way longer than I intended because I'm dumb (and love you guys too much to put out half-assed audios for the sake of brevity).
2021-10-30 14:29:49 +0000 UTC View PostDid you know sheep's milk is SO much better than cow's milk? Like, 100x. Seriously. Don't buy cow's milk-- buy mine! I'll give you a sample right now, even!
(So, I just completely improv'd the idea of 'monster girl farmer's market' and I think it's a wonderful idea? Buying bee girl honey? Slime girl salves? A mermaid's fish stall? A mandragora's fruit or a spider girl's fine silk rope? Is this a 10/10 idea or am I crazy)
2021-10-26 18:34:21 +0000 UTC View Post(They just keep getting longer and longer, I guess. Oops.)
Hey, nerd.
Want to see my newest piercing?
It's hot as fuck, isn't it?
How about I show you what I can do with it?
One more time. Just for old time's sake?
We'll stop after this. Nobody will ever have to know.
Just one last time...before I'm married.
(Surprise! This one is over 10min! Oops)
2021-10-21 14:36:36 +0000 UTC View PostWhy am I like this? I am physically incapable of making an audio less than 6min long. Slowly playing catchup after dealing with new meds, jaw pains and new cat... 😭
But really...enjoy! <3
2021-10-21 14:24:58 +0000 UTC View PostToo often is public bathroom sex in a stall. Why don't we live a little? Why not just...right over the sink? For fun. You have to take responsibility for this, after all. ❤️
2021-10-16 13:38:06 +0000 UTC View PostSurprise, surprise. This one is 11 minutes. I intended for these to be short but y'all are really gonna be getting some near full-length audios 😏 Between new meds and adopting a cat I'm going to be playing catch-up for a sec but they're coming out!!
2021-10-16 13:34:48 +0000 UTC View PostSorry, I've fallen behind a little on Kinktober!
I started new medication recently and it's completely thrown me out of whack, but I'll be able to catch-up very soon. <3 Apologies in advanced for the inevitable spam emails of kinktober audios.
2021-10-14 06:41:20 +0000 UTC View PostJust relax, darlin'. I know you've got plenty of things to be worryin' about, but you don't need to be thinkin' about them now, hm?
Just think about me, alright? Let Miss take good care of you...~
2021-10-11 17:05:42 +0000 UTC View PostJust a little fun before our waitress gets here. You should hurry up...you don't want anyone to see, right~?
2021-10-11 17:02:31 +0000 UTC View PostDid I take 'pet play' very literally? Yes. Do I apologize? No, have a super cute and excitable puppy girl for your listening pleasure! She is so excited you are home!!
p.s sorry I got a little behind, I was a tad under the weather :< but I got caught up! (mostly)
2021-10-11 16:59:38 +0000 UTC View PostThe world could ALWAYS use more soft and loving pegging. It doesn't always have to be rough and kinky!
(If it wasn't obvious, I'm running out of things to say in these each day. How's the weather? What's your favorite strap-on?)
2021-10-08 05:53:10 +0000 UTC View PostThis one was fun! I seriously can't make these shorter. I'm so bad at flash-audios. Send help. But also...enjoy~!
2021-10-08 05:49:52 +0000 UTC View PostI'm not too crazy about how this one turned out, but I think that's because I don't have any fleshlight SFX at the moment... >:( But hopefully you guys enjoy it nonetheless!
2021-10-05 22:59:50 +0000 UTC View PostYour sweet, demure and maybe a little awkward girlfriend has a bit of a sudden request before you two, ah...make love. Will you oblige? Maybe she even lets loose a little bit more than she expects...
(If anyone wants a version w/o wet sounds, let me know and I'll post it! <3)
2021-10-05 01:22:04 +0000 UTC View PostDon't worry if I 'miss' a day...there might be a few of these 'double days' on the way >.> But 31 posts regardless, mark my words!! (Although I seem to be making them longer than I initially planned...hmm...oh well! More for you guys!)
Enjoy a mischievous little fey familiar of yours who has seemed to...discover a weakness in you?
2021-10-05 01:18:59 +0000 UTC View Post