Hey folks! We hope you had a totally kick-ass weekend! We've got a massive week coming up, so let's dive right into what's going on in the WHMu:
First up, tomorrow on WHM we're closing out a month of episodes highlighting movies from last year that we wanted to talk about with a convo all about our two favorite Miami cops in Bad Boys: Ride or Die. This film split the group, so it's a wildly hilarious episodes featuring "different opi...
2025-01-27 11:00:06 +0000 UTC
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It's our monthly trip to SoCal in the '90s on MELR0210!
First up on Beverly Hills, 90210, it's the sort-of-Jim-Walsh-centric episode, "Midlife... Now What?" Originally airing on January 13, 1993, this ep features Brandon falling even harder for Lady Gambling, Jackie Silver's old coke connection working at the spa the gals all go to, Cindy worrying about Jim Walsh falling for his sexy office assistant, and Dylan still hemming...
2025-01-24 11:00:08 +0000 UTC
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Hey Folks,
It's that time again! Wherein you ask us a short, direct question below, and we pick one to answer in next month's Big Daddy Dispatch! Be sure to sign your name and where you are writing from!
Good luck!
Steve,
From Jersey City
2025-01-23 14:50:37 +0000 UTC
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On the first Gleep Glossary entry of 2025, we're chatting about the massively important character, Winter, Princes Leia's personal assistant and, at one time, au pair for her and Han's children!
Alderaanian royalty herself, Winter grew up a childhood friend of Leia Organa. The more regal of the two, Winter was often mistaken for the princess. Eventually, we assume to be able to hang out with her best bud, Leia more, Winter wound up becoming Leia's senate assistant,...
2025-01-23 11:00:08 +0000 UTC
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“One fella is just hollowed out!” - Chris on xeno aftermath gore
On this week’s episode, we’re taking the show back to Franchise Town as we chat about the solid-ish sci-fi sequel/prequel/in-between-quel, Alien: Romulus! How incredible are all the ship and planetary designs in this film? Should they have kept the entire story on the mining colony and had the xenos just chasing them down there? How great is David Jonsson in this film, portra...
2025-01-21 05:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Hey, folks, Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day! We hope your weekend has been peaceful and filled with much laughter and joy. Speaking of laughter and joy, we're gonna need both shipped in on freight containers for a while, so let's start by taking a gander at what all is coming out in the WHMu this week:
First up tomorrow on WHM, we're chatting about the kind of good-ish prequel/sequel/in-between-quel, Alien: Romulus! It's a movie we a...
2025-01-20 11:00:07 +0000 UTC
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OH MY GOD IT’S LISTENER REQUEST MONTH.
What is Listener Request Month? Well it’s the ONE TIME of the year, where YOU TELL US What to watch.
So, like every year we’re going to open up the WHM Request line and it’s up to you to program our entire March Schedule! The way it works is you dial 1-833-946-4264 or in a more fun way 1-833-WHM GANG, and leave us a BRIEF message of ONE movie you’d like us to cover. Be sure to include your name and where you’re calling f...
2025-01-16 16:01:13 +0000 UTC
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On this month's edition of our cartoon recap show, we're talking about an episode of one of the best animated shows of last year, Batman: Caped Crusader!
The episode in question, "Nocturne," which was unceremoniously dumped on Amazon along with the other nine episodes back on August 1 of last year, features a blue collar Killer Croc working as a carny, a gaggle of orphaned Robins, Bruce Wayne getting beat up by circus freaks, an eerie girl with soul-sucki...
2025-01-16 11:00:13 +0000 UTC
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“He’s constantly the hype man for the Beekeeper!” - Eric on Jeremy Irons in this movie
On this episode, we’re having an absolute blast chatting about the outrageously fun revenge flick, The Beekeeper! First off, is this the best Jason Statham Movie™️? Did we really need these very bad and uninteresting F.B.I. characters? Can every Statham revenge movie feature at least one scene where he’s beating the crap out of tech bros? ...
2025-01-14 05:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Hey gang, how the heck was the weekend? We've been kicking back since Little Friday night, but we're stoked to be back in action this week, with a couple shows for ya here on the Patreon. And we're also making a MAJOR announcement that you fine folks can read about below as well. But first! Let's see what's going on in the WHMu this week:
First up tomorrow on We Hate Movies, we're continuing our month of chatting about some of the film...
2025-01-13 11:00:07 +0000 UTC
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“I think I could get into LIGHT cannibalism…” - Steve
On the first We ❤️ Movies episode of 2025, we’re chatting about the under-seen and under-appreciated action adventure, Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga! How fantastic is Chris Hemsworth’s performance here? Can we get more wild-ass action sequences like the siege on the War Rig? Can more sequel and prequel makers take a note from this film and not...
2025-01-10 11:00:11 +0000 UTC
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“Her character…it’s like she’s an alien!” - Eric, on Cassie Webb
On the first episode of 2025, we’re kicking off a month of talking about movies we saw last year— good, bad and otherwise— and it all starts with, you guessed it, Madame Web! Why is every single performance in this film so stiff? How are so many previous draft ideas still stuck in the final product? Why can’t these girls get their powers in this movie ...
2025-01-07 05:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Happy New Year, y'all! We hope you had a fantastic holiday season, whatever it was you may have gotten up to, and hopefully now things are calming down a bit. We're so stoked to be back and well-rested and ready to rock and roll into the New Year with our continuing lineup of comedy shows! This week, we've got two brand-new pods set to release and we're super-stoked about both of them. Let's see what's going on in the WHMu this week:
F...
2025-01-06 11:00:05 +0000 UTC
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“He’s a master of disguise, okay?” - Steve on our New Year’s killer
On our final episode of 2024, we welcome Stuart Wellington of The Flophouse podcast on the show to chat about the fairly fun holiday slasher, New Year’s Evil! How great are these long-forgotten bands playing on stage? Would you watch this sleazy, locally broadcast New Year’s Eve special? How...
2024-12-31 05:00:02 +0000 UTC
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Howdy, gang! We hope you all had a fantastic time during Netherspace Week, the days between Christmas and New Year's where folks (us) have been known to go into full-on Airport Mode: time is meaningless, vices can be indulged any time of the day, etc. This most pleasant week is almost over as we're just a few days away from the New Year, but before we hit 2025, we've got a couple more shows to add to the WHMu this week. Let's check out what's happenin' before the ball dr...
2024-12-30 11:00:08 +0000 UTC
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On our final Nexus episode of the year, we're celebrating ONE HUNDRED episodes of this show with a chat about a really dumb TOSTAS and a really great TNG!
First up on TOSTAS, it's the absolutely stupid "More Tribbles, More Troubles." Originally airing back on October 6, 1973, this episode has Klingons chasing down Cyrano Jones and his neutered Tribbles, Kirk getting his chair stolen by a Tribble, Sulu piloting a robot ship, and some of the silliest Trek music you'...
2024-12-30 11:00:04 +0000 UTC
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On our final commentary of the year, we’re chatting over Ang Lee’s wrongly derided 2003 comic book movie, Hulk!
On our final commentary of the year, we’re chatting over Ang Lee’s wrongly derided 2003 comic book movie, Hulk! How rad/misunderstood are all these great panel transitions? Did the response to this film hurt Eric Bana’s career? How hilarious are those amazing Hulk Dogs? Why does this movie turn into a two-man, one-act play toward the en...
2024-12-27 11:00:08 +0000 UTC
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On our final Once In A Lifetime of the year, we're getting into the holiday spirit with the outrageous Lifetime Movie Network holiday mystery, It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Murder! How sad is this old lady's ceramic gnome collection? How funny is it when this girl takes a nap outside in the middle of winter in that one scene? How obnoxious is the character of this woman's assistant who also works at her shipping company? An...
2024-12-26 11:00:04 +0000 UTC
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“The answer to almost all questions we’re gonna ask here is: it’s Florida” - Chris, on the Ernest-related insanity in this movie
On this special Christmas Eve episode, we’re chatting about the silly Christmas cult fave, Ernest Saves Christmas! Why did this old Santa wait so long to give up his Santa power? What’s with Ernest hiding that “Keep the CHRIST in Christmas” bumper sticker in his glove box? Should Ernest even have a driver...
2024-12-24 05:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Hey gang, we hope you haven't yet succumbed to holiday madness and that, if you've got a bunch of family holiday commitments coming up over the next week or so, you get through it all as easily and nicely as possible! We here at WHM are off for the next two weeks, but nothing y'all will notice. The shows are gonna keep on coming, including during this big holiday week that's upon us, so let's see what's dropping in the WHMu this week to get you thro...
2024-12-23 11:00:04 +0000 UTC
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On this special holiday edition of Animation Damnation, we're chatting about the spooktacular holiday horror show, The Little Drummer Boy!
Another bone-chilling Rankin & Bass production, this sucker originally aired back on December 19, 1968 and features this drummer boy banging his instrument right in Baby Jesus's face, a classic "ethnic" design on this villainous carnival guy, a bunch of animals that clearly understand...
2024-12-20 11:00:07 +0000 UTC
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Dispatch Ninety-Two, December 19, 2024
Greetings WHM Family!
A brand-new year is upon us (…in ten days)! Forgive this early-ish dispatch, but this is one of the last pieces of content we need to produce for the end of the year, and we all want some time to sit at home, look at our Chris...
2024-12-19 22:17:45 +0000 UTC
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On this edition of our Star Wars Gleep Glossary, we're learning all about the bug-brained bounty hunter, Zuckuss! What an achievement, now that we've officially covered every bounty hunter hired in The Empire Strikes Back! How cool is it to say that Zuckuss was a 'findsman' instead of a bounty hunter? How much of a bad-ass nickname did Zuckuss have as "The Uncanny One"? And did Zuckuss's home...
2024-12-19 11:00:07 +0000 UTC
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“This is gooning for people who like nice stuff.” - Chris
On this week’s holiday episode, we’re chatting about the Christmas snooze, The Holiday! Is this considered a Christmas classic? Why couldn’t we just have one of these storylines instead of both of them vying for movie supremacy? How little romantic chemistry do Kate Winslet and Jack Black have with one another? Besides The Talented Mr. Ripley, has Jude Law b...
2024-12-17 05:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Hey gang, hope everybody had a great weekend! The holidays are almost here and things are getting busy as we try and finish out our production for the year; we're stoked to report that our recording of the HULKmentary was a blast this weekend. Stay tuned for that to drop on the 27th! Anyway, we have packed week, so let's see what's going down in the WHMu:
Tomorrow on We Hate Movies, our holiday cheer continues as we chat about...
2024-12-16 11:00:10 +0000 UTC
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It's the final MELR0210 of the year and we're going out with two wild eps of 1990's primetime television!
First up, on Beverly Hills, 90210, we're chatting about the After School Special episode, "The Game is Chicken." Originally airing, January 6, 1993, this episode features Steve Sanders getting into some illegal drag racing, Brandon's gambling addiction starting to beautifully blossom (couldn't happen to a nicer guy)...
2024-12-12 11:00:10 +0000 UTC
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Hey Folks,
Somehow it's that time again. Wherein you ask us a brief, direct question below and one gets picked to be answered in next month's Big Daddy Dispatch!
Oh, and YOU MUST sign your question with your name and where you're writing from to be considered (see an example below).
Thanks!
Steve from Jersey City
2024-12-11 19:23:39 +0000 UTC
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“Christmas is a sexual kink for both of them!” - Chris, on DeVito and Chenoweth’s characters
On this special holiday episode of WHM, we’re chatting about the absolutely unhinged, abhorrent, mid-aughts Christmas comedy, Deck the Halls! Are Danny DeVito and his hot family actually aliens? Why is Broderick’s character free-balling outside in his bathrobe? Why doesn’t the film conclude with the big winter festival they keep yammering about...
2024-12-10 05:00:02 +0000 UTC
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Howdy, y'all! We hope you had a stellar weekend filled with much joy and not much obnoxious, holiday-related obligations! As we're getting ready to hibernate for the holidays—we'll be out of production for the back half of the month, blissfully—we just wanted to take another quick moment to sincerely thank everybody for continuing to be the totally kick-ass supporters you all are. You truly keep us going, keep us on the air, keep us on the road, and the four of us really do thank you from...
2024-12-09 11:00:09 +0000 UTC
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“They rat-a-tat off each other, and Joe Pesci really well...” - Chris, on the lead cast’s chemistry
On this month’s total banger We ❤️ Movies episode, we’re gifting ourselves an early Christmas present by re-watching and talking all about the total I-Got-It-By-The-Way sequel, Lethal Weapon 2! How fantastic is that toilet sequence? Is this the only LW film where Pesci is tolerable? How funny...
2024-12-05 11:00:06 +0000 UTC
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