Livestream has ended, and this episode is now available for all patrons. https://youtu.be/8tWzbLJZQhA
Now that Scotty's feeling better, he's got a chance at making a major comeback and crushing TJ on the score board. What famous figures will Paul pull quotes from this time? Do you think you'll be able to answer better than the guys? Join us for the second edition of Paul's Quotable Quandaries!
2022-01-14 18:41:56 +0000 UTC
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Premiering @ 2pm ET! https://youtu.be/Nu_6sWaM_Bw
We’ve all heard that too much sodium is bad for us, and that we eat too much salt. It’s such a plentiful resource now that we can spare it to put on our roads, soak in tubs, and kill flies with salt guns. With how accessible salt is now, it’s hard to imagine that salt used to be worth its weight in gold and something people died for in the past. Today, saltâ...
2022-01-13 17:01:03 +0000 UTC
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It was a girthy episode - over 4 hours. In this section we cover horrible police officers, go into the Shapiro Zone, and more!
2022-01-13 03:07:29 +0000 UTC
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It was a girthy episode - over 4 hours. In this section, we cover horrible bosses, Canada, and Thunderf00t.
2022-01-13 03:02:38 +0000 UTC
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Bosses, Canada, Police, and Ben Shapiro all SUCK! https://youtu.be/xLIXfs_---8
Lol, the end of the URL looks like a dick.
2022-01-12 15:52:52 +0000 UTC
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2022-01-11 21:46:29 +0000 UTC
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Going LIVE @ 3pm ET! https://youtu.be/JLijKBUYPLU
Stick around after today's episode premiere to join us! Enjoy the first of many LIVE weekly Grease Traps, exclusive for you $7+ patrons.
2022-01-11 18:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Premiering @ 2pm ET! https://youtu.be/quO4sA5x7W8
Today we look at one of the strangest men in Silicon Valley, the founder of Facebook and its growing monopoly on social media. Is Mark Zuckerberg insane, just odd looking, or an alien?
2022-01-11 17:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Premiering @ 2pm ET! https://youtu.be/5qQQKa_D00E
What motivates these nasty individuals to take what they steal? Just how bad can a panty thief get? Find out today on Deep Fat Fried!
2022-01-10 17:00:08 +0000 UTC
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Paul raging against Biden, doing tier lists, and more!
2022-01-09 06:32:52 +0000 UTC
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Going LIVE @ 10pm ET! https://youtu.be/2ir0VeRXaeE
2022-01-08 23:54:05 +0000 UTC
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Apologies for the delay on audio. The Kirks have run many game show episodes, and now it's Paul's turn! Watch them fighting boys go head-to-head guessing who said what. Unfortunately, Scotty got sick during the filming of this episode. The competition will continue another time - it's still anyone's game! Paul and TJ wrapped it up with a little impromptu Q&A/Grease Trap. We hope you enjoy the episode and Scotty feels better soon so we can continue next week on our next LIVE patrons episod...
2022-01-08 03:53:17 +0000 UTC
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UPDATE: The livestream has ended, and this episode is now available for all patrons. Audio to follow shortly. https://youtu.be/9cwE08VU9IY
The Kirks have run many game show episodes, and now it's Paul's turn! Watch them fighting boys go head-to-head guessing who said what. Unfortunately, Scotty got sick during the filming of this episode. The competition will continue another time - it's still anyone's game! Paul...
2022-01-07 18:29:43 +0000 UTC
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Thank you to all of our lovely patrons for your support. Enjoy your first month of early access to our beautiful new remaster of Season 1! We took a lot of effort to improve the editing of these episodes to enhance your experience and immersion of this campaign. Now you can brag to all of those poor plebs that they're only getting a mere pittance of Dank DnD! Their first public episode (a tiny fraction of this video) will release January 14th. Your next early access supercut will be released ...
2022-01-07 17:00:08 +0000 UTC
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https://youtu.be/_EY8x9EpDk0
Thank you to all of our lovely patrons for your support. Enjoy your first month of early access to our beautiful new remaster of Season 1! We took a lot of effort to improve the editing of these episodes to enhance your experience and immersion of this campaign. Now you can brag to all of those poor plebs that they're only getting a mere pittance of Dank DnD! Their first public episod...
2022-01-07 16:59:01 +0000 UTC
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Premiering @ 2pm ET! https://youtu.be/yDsPVOrvv9k
What you might not know about Paul is that he's actually a pretty picky eater. See how you compare to the hosts of Deep Fat Fried on how adventurous your palate is. Trigger warning for the squeamish: some of these foods are nasty.
2022-01-06 17:00:06 +0000 UTC
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First edition of our new show replacing Flash Fried: Onion Nuggetz! We talk news, pop culture, banter, bicker, and about whatever tf we want. Paul and TJ had a huge argument about the latest Matrix movie, the guys ripped Ben Shapiro a new one, and more! Enjoy!
2022-01-06 01:03:38 +0000 UTC
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Going LIVE @ 3:30 pm ET! (3 hours earlier than we used to do Flash Fried) https://youtu.be/IIKM2bxrRaE
2022-01-05 17:21:22 +0000 UTC
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Be sure to check out our big announcement while you're waiting for the premiere to start! HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT: DnD, Cinema for Cynics, Fighting Boys, and The Great Reunification! | PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS on Patreon
Premiering @ 2pm ET! https://youtu.be/BLXXweqk9yc
Is a sequel to an episode about bad sequels a bad seq...
2022-01-04 17:01:04 +0000 UTC
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UPDATE 2/1/22: Abandon Hope was patrons only, we're switching DC Sniper and patron's Onion Nuggetz this week.
UPDATE 1/20/22: Patrons Fighting Boys livestream has been moved to Sunday, January 23rd.
UPDATE 1/7/22: Because Scotty is sick, we're switching Fighting Boys and Highdeology. Patrons Highdeology will now be going live tomorrow, January 8th, and the Patrons Fighting Boys livestream will now occur on Saturday, January 22nd.
This is the kind of overview of o...
2022-01-04 16:17:49 +0000 UTC
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UPDATE: Patreon exclusive longer episode to be performed LIVE tomorrow for our $7+ patrons. $5 patrons will receive access after the livestream ends. Also, early access to the first month's worth of episodes of our remastered Season 1 of Dank Dungeons & Drunken Dragons will also be released tomorrow for our $7+ patrons.
https://youtu.be/6orooqbccN8
Content calendar in the next post for ...
2022-01-04 16:15:54 +0000 UTC
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The guys take a long trip down the road of nostalgia.
2022-01-03 18:01:02 +0000 UTC
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The guys take a long trip down the road of nostalgia.
https://youtu.be/PXGHd2dzjv4
2022-01-03 18:00:01 +0000 UTC
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Premiering @ 2pm ET! https://youtu.be/1NQU0o5q4B4
Robots: are they just neat inventions, useful tools, or harbingers of the apocalypse? Today we look at some of the more impressive (and terrifying) examples and the future of robotics on DEEP FAT FRIED!
2022-01-03 17:01:03 +0000 UTC
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Since Paul beat TJ to the punch with the boobs episode, TJ got him back by crafting Farts = DFF. Everything you ever wanted to know about farts, and the best fart jokes you can find outside of the playground. Strap in for this windy episode of Deep Fat Fried.
2021-12-31 19:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Since Paul beat TJ to the punch with the boobs episode, TJ got him back by crafting Farts = DFF. Everything you ever wanted to know about farts, and the best fart jokes you can find outside of the playground. Strap in for this windy episode of Deep Fat Fried.
https://youtu.be/0o4u9wT_e14
2021-12-31 18:59:01 +0000 UTC
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The guys talk about TV shows, the Chucky creator's ego, Warhammer, and more!
2021-12-31 17:59:52 +0000 UTC
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The guys talk about TV shows, the Chucky creator's ego, Warhammer, and more!
https://youtu.be/gcFYu_i6TEo
2021-12-31 17:58:48 +0000 UTC
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Audio since it wasn't too long to upload this time.
2021-12-31 06:03:28 +0000 UTC
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