MORTUY: Oh geez Rick, I don’t know about this one Rick. It looks like we accidentally portaled to a planet where there’s a ruling race of sentient Kickstarter projects! Oh man, oh geez Rick. I just want to go home and pull my pud man. I don’t want to do all this space flying stuff anymore man. Look at that one…it’s like a stupid pirate card game and it’s coming at me! Ahh!! And look over there, it’s a stupid podcast about how we’re all the same! Oh god it’s horrifying. But I...
2024-08-26 05:00:03 +0000 UTC
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In your heeead…in your heeeeaaaaad! Podcast! Podcast! Podca - a - ast! That’s right it’s another episode YKS Premium the Podcast Edition and what’s more, it says here it’s a rip-roaring good time for every podcast fan! On today’s ep we’re looking at some of the total BULL SPIT that didn’t quite make the cut for the main feed. Which of course means this is a “Missed The Cut” episode concept. Oh, but my dear boy, you already knew that all along of course…Trump shit, Italia...
2024-08-23 05:00:11 +0000 UTC
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In your heeead…in your heeeeaaaaad! Podcast! Podcast! Podca - a - ast! That’s right it’s another episode YKS Premium the Podcast Edition and what’s more, it says here it’s a rip-roaring good time for every podcast fan! On today’s ep we’re looking at some of the total BULL SPIT that didn’t quite make the cut for the main feed. Which of course means this is a “Missed The Cut” episode concept. Oh, but my dear boy, you already knew that all along of course…Trump shit, Italia...
2024-08-23 05:00:10 +0000 UTC
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[ads…it is your End of Watch]
You’re not gonna believe this one! Oh yeah! What! That’s right! It’s more of that CRAZY Thing you love! Oh yeah! YKS! Wahoo!!!!
On today’s Wet and Wild show, we’ve got a graphic novel (comic book), one gross freako’s stupid movie idea warehouse, an app for DUI guys, and more! Wow, that sounds really Wet and Wild. Oh yes it definitely does. So we better get to it! Oh yeah!
Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickm...
2024-08-19 05:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Yeah, we felt trapped. At the movies. A review of M. Night’s latest – and no one can get mad at us.
Music for YKS Premium is courtesy of Wavmage, Howell Dawdy and Mark Brendle (although we shoulda got our kid to do it – free $$). YKS is edited by Producer Dan.
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2024-08-16 05:00:08 +0000 UTC
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Yeah, we felt trapped. At the movies. A review of M. Night’s latest – and no one can get mad at us.
Music for YKS Premium courtesy of Wavmage, Howell Dawdy and Mark Brendle<...
2024-08-16 05:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Time’s a funny thing…here I am waiting to eat some dinner. But hours from now, perhaps even years, you might find yourself sitting down to listen to this episode and awaiting a different meal of your own. Breakfast, perhaps; or even lunch. And yet both of us, wherever we are – WHENever we are – know that we likey to eat some yummy food. Heh. Sometimes this big blue marble we call home just makes me smile.
On today’s episode we’ve got a heap of tech that don’t make mu...
2024-08-12 05:00:08 +0000 UTC
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If you wanna make it big in this town, see, you’re gonna have to impress the bigwigs! That’s right. And who are the bigwigs, you may ask? Well of course it’s the two fatcats themselves, the Harvey Weins...Woody A...Bryan Sing...Uhh, Good Guys of Nashville – Mike and JF. These heavyweight producers know how to tell who’s got “it” and who don’t…and oh yeah, they make all the big deals happen. So when they put their names on a project, you know even before seeing it that, baby,...
2024-08-09 05:00:05 +0000 UTC
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If you wanna make it big in this town, see, you’re gonna have to impress the bigwigs! That’s right. And who are the bigwigs, you may ask? Well of course it’s the two fatcats themselves, the Harvey Weinsteins Woody Allens Bryan Singers Good Guys of Nashville – Mike and JF. These heavyweight producers know how to tell who’s got “it” and who don’t…and oh yeah, they make all the big deals happen. So when they put their names on a project, you know even before seeing it that, bab...
2024-08-09 05:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Well well well, if it isn’t your questions and packages! Yes, my dear boy, it certainly is. And this month, there are a similar number of messages and packages as usual if not exactly the same amount! Thanks everyone for your patience on the somewhat untimely release of the mailbag episodes. We have not yet cracked the code on how to put these out in their correct corresponding month. But we do enjoy doing them and we will improve as time goes on. I assume.
Mea...
2024-08-08 17:53:25 +0000 UTC
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Well well well, if it isn’t your questions and packages! Yes, my dear boy, it certainly is. And this month, there are a similar number of messages and packages as usual if not exactly the same amount! Thanks everyone for your patience on the somewhat untimely release of the mailbag episodes. We have not yet cracked the code on how to put these out in their correct corresponding month. But we do enjoy doing them and we will improve as time goes on. I assume.
Mea...
2024-08-08 17:53:21 +0000 UTC
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[No ads on this one. Waaaah! Wahh!!]
Goo goo! Ga ga! And all the rest. We’re back from our little break with a bundle of joy: that’s right, a new episode of YKS! To celebrate, we’re taking a tour through some of Kickstarter’s most baby-brained ideas. Join us as we discover the baby chain, the cheeky changer, and oh yes, the bottle buggy, plus a few other ways to harm or at least not do much to help the most precious and vulnerable creatures on Earth: future podc...
2024-08-05 05:00:06 +0000 UTC
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BREAKING: It's time to help us decide what to buy! Now these were initially reported on a few weeks ago, so I am not even completely sure where the projects are sitting as of now. BUT! If you go and look at them, then you'll know, and then you can tell me on here, by voting! For the most viable candidate for us to waste our money on.
2024-08-02 06:00:06 +0000 UTC
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What the….FUND?! Do people get that’s what the name is for? Does that track at all? It’s one of those things I’ve said a million times now and I am realizing if I don’t emphasize it at all it might just sound like nothing at all. I mean on the other hand, it is like really close to nothing anyway. It’s kind of like, I just changed 2 letters. And “Fund” is part of “crowdfund”. I don’t know. One of those times where you wonder if thousands of people are listening and hangi...
2024-08-02 05:00:06 +0000 UTC
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What the….FUND?! Do people get that’s what the name is for? Does that track at all? It’s one of those things I’ve said a million times now and I am realizing if I don’t emphasize it at all it might just sound like nothing at all. I mean on the other hand, it is like really close to nothing anyway. It’s kind of like, I just changed 2 letters. And “Fund” is part of “crowdfund”. I don’t know. One of those times where you wonder if thousands of people are listening and hangi...
2024-08-02 05:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Aw db come on man. Can't be putting crotch on there man. First of all its from the episode, like you're supposed to do with these. Second, as you will learn in this episode, there are something like 8 million crotches on planet earth and basically everybody has one. Now, if I my continue.
Folks, this week we've got a whole mess of new kickstarters to yap about and we're bringing you along for the ride. We got some crotch thing, something for your toilet and holy heck we even got a chri...
2024-07-29 05:14:09 +0000 UTC
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Picture this: three old dudes squinting at TikTok videos for an hour. Yeah that's what I'm talking about. Nahh I think there was some funny shit in here though for rea! Not like '10,000 Laughs or Your Money Back' level shit, but still.
Joining us this week all the way from Vancouver Canada, is a remarkable young man named Stefan Heck who tells us about a recent near death experience he had and ...
2024-07-26 05:00:08 +0000 UTC
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Picture this: three old dudes squinting at TikTok videos for an hour. Yeah that's what I'm talking about. Nahh I think there was some funny shit in here though for rea! Not like '10,000 Laughs or Your Money Back' level shit, but still.
Joining us this week all the way from Vancouver Canada, is a remarkable young man named Stefan Heck who tells us about a recent near death experience he had and t...
2024-07-26 05:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Step into a multi-sensory experience that combines the pleasure of taste with the benefits of natural ingredients and the power.. of podcasting. That's right its another YKS and I won't stand around jacking you off any futher, ill let you get to it because this one is a real hooter and thats the gods honest truth.
In fact, I believe so much in the strength of this episode that I (Jesse Farar) am personally guaranteeing at least 10,000 laughs this episode or I WILL
2024-07-22 05:00:13 +0000 UTC
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You can "watch" this on youtube here but be warned, there's a twist: it's in much higher quality!
Unfortunately JF is lost in the middle of the woulds this week so it is up to me to remember what this one was about. Oh yeah it was about when we saw The Watchers and then I went over Jesses house and complained the whole time about it.
Now to come up with kind of a funny name for the epis...
2024-07-19 05:00:10 +0000 UTC
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Unfortunately JF is lost in the middle of the woulds this week so it is up to me to remember what this one was about. Oh yeah it was about when we saw The Watchers and then I went over Jesses house and complained the whole time about it.
Now to come up with kind of a funny name for the episode thats about The Watchers.. The way I look at it, I'm like why do you even need a title on it you know. Episode whatever Number who cares. But I guess if you're going through the effort you minus w...
2024-07-19 05:00:08 +0000 UTC
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[We meant to put ads in this one but were a little to the right]
Good Morning Monday Morning! Today I might just feel like taking a look at a few Kickstarters, including a cabinet friend, a watch that helps you fish, and you guessed it, a way to give cops more money! And well, it looks like a great moment of history to check in on an open-carry freak, which we do in this episode because he had a Kickstarter one time. We did record this one a few weeks ago, so that’s p...
2024-07-15 13:22:02 +0000 UTC
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Dan wouldn’t come up with the title for this one for some reason. Still, we welcome him back from Japan and try to find something good in the news. Not easy…but very important.
Music for YKS Premium courtesy of Wavmage, Howell Dawdy and 2024-07-12 05:30:19 +0000 UTC
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Dan wouldn’t come up with the title for this one for some reason. Still, we welcome him back from Japan and try to find something good in the news. Not easy…but very important.
Music for YKS Premium is courtesy of Wavmage, Howell Dawdy and Mark Brendle. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.
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[ads have been omitted from this version of the episode in furtherance of our objective to colonize the galaxy]
My precious listeners! I come to you once again, hat in hand, and hat on head, to ask you: check out this episode of the show. On this one we got a hat that even I (hatliking man) wouldn’t wear, an application that uses your phone camera to tell you that you are looking at a piece of food, and a crazy guy having a crazy guy kind of time. Plus, All The Rest!<...
2024-07-08 05:00:12 +0000 UTC
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We missed Producer Dan so much we watched a video of him. What happens next will amaze you.
Music for YKS Premium is courtesy of Wavmage, Howell Dawdy and Mark Brendle. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.
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2024-07-05 05:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Warning: I think a guy gets pantsed in this version of the video. For a more rigorously edited version, head to YouTube.
We missed Producer Dan so much we watched a video of him. What happens next will amaze you.
Music for YKS Premium courtesy of Wavmage,
2024-07-05 05:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Summertime! And the mailbag’s easy! Well, not THAT easy because we had several huge boxes to open and go through, and plus your questions were quite difficult to answer as well. But still it’s a lot easier than figuring out how to send a rocket to the moon which, if certain people are to be believed, we already did do many years ago. So that’s all sorted.
As always, thank you so much for supporting us at the Squeeze Louise level, we hope you enjoy the videos and extra mailba...
2024-07-04 00:32:44 +0000 UTC
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Summertime! And the mailbag’s easy! Well, not THAT easy because we had several huge boxes to open and go through, and plus your questions were quite difficult to answer as well. But still it’s a lot easier than figuring out how to send a rocket to the moon which, if certain people are to be believed, we already did do many years ago. So that’s all sorted.
As always, thank you so much for supporting us at the Squeeze Louise level, we hope you enjoy the videos and extra mailba...
2024-07-04 00:32:40 +0000 UTC
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[hey the ads are in the mail]
Just what are these crazy YKS guys up to now? Well it all starts with the “episode introduction”. Many dedicated fans think this is the best part of any YKS episode, but the true fan knows that the show really kicks into gear around the famous 6 pack. That’s the segment of the show where the guys fabricate an extremely realistic frog prop and wing it against the wall a few times. Or, wait, I don’t know. I think it’s something else...
2024-07-01 05:00:14 +0000 UTC
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