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Saw II Annotated Script

Behold! Saw II Foot the Bill, scripted and ready for your reading pleasure. I think I nailed the outro with this one, but had yet to figure out some of my other catchphrases. Neat!

Foot the Bill - Scream 2 (1997)

Ghostface! He's supposed to be dead. But apparently he isn't! What a dick.

New Tier Unlocked!

Greetings Kittens and Arcaders!

We've added a new tier to YouTube Membership and Patreon: TIGERS!

This tier will include a monthly Discord fireside chitchat livestream. Might be a QnA, might be some behind the scenes action, might be me reading Saw fanfiction. Who can say!

In a surprise twist, Cool Cats and up will now get access to my scripts! These scripts include my notes that I take in the process of making these videos, and you can try to spot the differences when...

Foot the Bill - Saw (2004) Script

Well, here's the earliest draft I can find of the Foot the Bill Saw Script. Enjoy my notes and thoughts and words!

Foot the Bill - The Collection (2012) Catcensored Edition!

Censored but with cats! Catcensored! Does it make it cheaper? More expensive? DUNNO :3

Foot the Bill - The Collection (2012) Uncensored

JOHN COLLECTO--wait who is this guy? Maybe he can pay for this!

This version is completely uncensored for your gory viewing pleasure. Enjoy!

Foot the Bill - Saw X (2023) [Uncensored]

JOHN KRAMER IS BACK AND MUST ANSWER FOR HIS VAMPIRIC PUZZLE CRIMES.

This version of the video is completely uncensored. All blood and gore left intact.

Foot the Bill - Saw X (2023) [Catcensored]

WHO LET THIS VAMPIRE BUY A PLANE TICKET?

This special edition of Saw X features no black and white scenes, but tasteful cats superimposed over any gore :)

Foot the Bill - The Collector

In honor of The Editor's (Analise's) birthday, here's The Collector! Hooray! Happy Birthday Analise, and enjoy the video the rest of you :)

Thank you each and every one of you. You make this possible, and we're eternally grateful for that.

Q & A 2024 (How to Foot the Bill)

You asked a lot of questions! And we answer em :)

25,000 Subscribers!

There’s a link to the post on YouTube, and what I say there is true, but there’s also over 500 of you who followed us here and I just want to say, from the bottom of my heart, thank you.

Thank you. Thank. You.

I won’t let you down. You’re trusting me with your time and patience, and we won’t let you down.

We’re developing a podcast for Patreon where we talk to experts one on one and discuss movies that otherwise wouldn’t make...

Can Anyone Afford Spiral? | Foot the Bill - Spiral (2021)

Hard to believe we've made it this far. Spiral is a complex beast, and the first in the franchise to not bear a single dime from John! It's also our most chronologically recent Saw film, taking place just prior to the great pandemic. Can you imagine Saw games during the pandemic? Maybe we'll get a Spiral 2 one day. But before that happens, the great question:

Can anyone afford Spiral?

Foot the Bill - Jigsaw (2017)

I didn't think it would take thirteen years after the first Saw film but they finally did it. FRICKIN' LASERS. And that twist? WHOA.

This was a blast to work on and we're closing in on covering every single Saw movie. What do you think? Is there any topping this?

Love you all :)

Level with Me - Maximus from Fallout (2024)

MAXIMUS MAXIMUS. BROTHERHOOD OF STEEL. Overall a really nice guy with a rad story. But what level is he?! Let's find out!

Foot the Bill - Scream (1996)

Who ya gonna call? Horror fans!

As we enter our Slasher era of Foot the Bill, bear with me while I figure out the best way to present the format. I really enjoyed how the heists turned out, comparing costs to profits, so I feel like comparing costs to damages is a good metric. And in the end, there's a bill to be paid and feet to be looked upon. And that's all we really want, right? Right?

Meow.

- Trey

Updates!

Heyoo! For anyone who didn’t see the YouTube update, hey! How’s the weekend? Good? Hell yeah!

Just wanted to fill you in on what’s coming down the pipeline for June / July.

We’ve got:

- Foot the Bill | Scream (1996)

- Level with Me | Maximus from Fallout (2024)

And drumroll

- Foot the Bill | JIGSAW (2017)

That’s right, first up is Foot the Bill for Scream (1996). I’ve been chatting with crime scene clean up crews fr...

Level with Me - Lucy from Fallout (2024)

Welcome to an entirely new series: Level with Me! In this series we'll be exploring the approximate levels of video game characters in non-video game media. Come along and let's see if we can't figure out Lucy's level from the new show Fallout!

Foot the Bill - Saw 7 / 3D / The Final Chapter

This movie can't make up its mind about anything. Thankfully we're here with receipts.

You're all great. Keep being you.

Foot the Bill - Saw 6 (2009)

MARK HOFFMAN. DETECTIVE. SURVIVOR. THICK LIPPED BIG HIPPED COP MACHINE. SO STRONK HE TOOK THE THUMBNAIL WITH HIM (we'll update that once the thumbnail is done, in the meantime, enjoy!)

Saw VI Updates and More!

Hey Cool Cats, Kittens, and all other assorted feline fans!

Editing for Saw VI is underway, it should be finished before the week is out, and then we're in copyright land. I'm already researching Saw 3D aka Saw VII aka Saw The Final Chapter, but I wanted to let you in on a fun surprise.

I'm developing a little behind the scenes peek at the development process for one of our videos, from research to writing to editing and navigating copyright to finally publishing. You'll ...

Hope y’all enjoyed the early April Fool’s treat

Don’t spoil the surprise for YouTube, I’m gonna spend the whole day talking like a pirate and insisting we only do pirate videos now.

It should go without saying but we’re absolutely banging out Saw 6 and 7 currently. Love ya!

Also, a note from the editor:

Hope you guys found POTC a fun treat for April Fools. I had fun editing that since it’s one of my favorite movies.

Fun fact when I was in highschool I made FMVs. ...

Foot the Bill - Pirates of the Caribbean (2003) | April Fool's!

AVAST, MATEYS. WELCOME TO SCOOTY THE BOOTY!

April Fool's! You didn't think I'd actually do a video in British money did you? HAHAHA. Kidding, but here's a silly video for the day.

Foot the Bill - Five Nights at Freddy's (2023)

WHOA! This happened fast, eh? That's what good research gets you. Enjoy your surprise early video, Kittens! You're getting this probably a week before YouTube. 

Foot the Bill - Saw 5 (2008)

Can Detective Mark Hoffman afford Jigsaw's legacy? Will FBI Agent Strahm survive long enough to stop him? How much did Hoffman spend on coffee? Tune in and find out!

How do you keep up with updates?

Hey Patrons! I wanted to get a feel for how y'all keep up with updates for the channel. Just curious to see the best way to stay in touch with updates 'n such. Also, hope everyone is having a good week <3

Foot the Bill - Now You See Me (2013)

HOW MUCH DID THOSE WIZARDS STEAL? HOW DID THEY AFFORD IT? IS MAGIC REAL? FIND OUT!

Sorry this took so long, Patreon uploading was weird and the copyright process for this video is taking a minute, but we managed to get Patreon to work itself out so, ta da! Enjoy :)

Foot the Bill - Now You See Me (2013) Update

Well, good news! The video is done :D unfortunately, Patreon is being weird about letting us upload the video. So what's gonna happen is we're going to keep it unlisted on YouTube (once the copyright clears) and link that to the Patreon. Then when you've had a chance to enjoy it, we'll release it publicly. No uncensored versions for this video, as Now You See Me is devoid of blood, muggle and wizard alike.

I'll keep y'all posted as this progresses! :D

Love y'all

we got sick

Hello my little arcaders!  Editor and I caught a cold :( thankfully it was after I recorded Now You See Me, so we’re chugging through editing with the help of tea and cough drops. You might even hear my stuffy nose in this upcoming video! ASMR still a thing?   Anyway, here's some art I did recently (before the plague took me), and I added some cool emoji to the discord. Also been toying with making behind the scenes vlogs about how we come up with these episodes.  So, ju...

Foot the Bill - Saw 4 (Censored)

Ad free, censored, and all yours. Enjoy <3

Foot the Bill - Saw IV (Uncensored Edition)

Better late than never! In all its uncensored, Patreon exclusive glory: Foot the Bill - Saw IV!