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Gordon Centipede - DJ Set Live at Creamfields - Bootleg

A little bonus content as we clear out the content cellar and make room for a new year on the channel. This was recorded in the summer at the Creamfields music festival over in England somewhere. Hell DJ Gordon Centipede did an unadvertised set there beside a parking lot or something, back behind the toilets I think. It was a controversial show, a lot of people died or were poisoned or otherwise suffered some form of psychic damage, and it was covered up or something I guess, because somehow ...

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Comedy Spaceship Sketch

A bunch of people were asking for a copy of the sketch from the Comedy Cult video. Here are high res files, black and white and colour versions, you can grab and do whatever you want with. You can even print them and put up in your locker, or your room, or your son's room, or whatever you want.

Enjoy.

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Update

Alright a little update now that things have settled down.

Busy here in the content factory with a bunch of projects that are about to be sent forth into the world.

First, a very fun collab opportunity came up with the one and only John Gourley of Portugal. The Man. Put together a video piece that's right now serving as an opener for their current live show. Their 2025-11-17 23:04:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Radio Hour Playlist

For everyone looking for the music from Radio Hour, this playlist has almost everything from all the episodes (including the ones yet to be rereleased.) Enjoy.

YouTube Music:
https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3z_BeCdbr-tqcN62MIA6m9hC_sfPt8Rv

Spotify:
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Combos: The Pale Blue Cope - The Elephant Graveyard Radio Hour Ep. 4

After taking audiences on a voyage through the Cosmos, an insatiably thirsty Neil Degauss Townshend takes you along on an adventure across New York City. Join him on his quest to discover and investigate the latest offerings found at his most beloved American fast food restaurants. Plus, hear some stories and great tunes along the way.

This video is sponsored by SMOGG™ - the newest anti-smoking and anti-anxiety gadget. SMOGG™ is not a vape. SMOGG™ uses the natural process of diffu...

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Combos: The Pale Blue Cope - The Elephant Graveyard Radio Hour Ep. 4

An insatiably thirsty guy called Neil Degauss Townshend takes you along on an adventure across New York City. Join him on his quest to discover and investigate the latest offerings found at his most beloved American fast food restaurants. Plus, hear some stories and great tunes along the way.

This video is sponsored by SMOGG™ - the newest anti-smoking and anti-anxiety gadget. SMOGG™ is not a vape. SMOGG™ uses the natural process of diffusion to release essential tobacco oils from ...

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American Quakening - The Elephant Graveyard Radio Hour Ep. 3

Originally broadcast Oct 17, 2023, we're continuing the re-release of all the resurrected Radio Hour episodes. Join our special guest host as he shares the untold history of Chester, Pennsylvania, and the shocking, horrific life of American founder William Penn. We offered to let this guy host, and he agreed under the stipulation that we allow him to pick any topic he wants, and that he could host the show live from a hot air balloon.

More re-released Radio Hours and new ones o...

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How Comedy Was Destroyed by an Anti-Reality Doomsday Cult

Continuing our investigation into how our current comedy era got to be so wonderful. They say that power doesn't corrupt, it reveals. Once a guy like Joe Rogan, the Comedy Czar, grabs hold of the reins of power, he can wield his power in any number of directions. We examine humanity's innate instinct to migrate, and where we head when there is nowhere else to go. How can the nature of subjective reality be leveraged and exploited. The complex psychological mechanisms behind the current comedy...

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American Quakening - The Elephant Graveyard Radio Hour Ep. 3 (Rerelease)

We're continuing the post-attack re-release of all the resurrected Radio Hour series episodes tonight on Twitch. Join a legendary historical storyteller and podcasting icon as he shares the untold history of Chester, Pennsylvania, and the shocking, horrific life of American founder William Penn. We offered to let him host, and he agreed under the stipulations that we allow him to pick any topic he wants, and that he could host the show live from a hot air balloon. Of course we agreed.

A...

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Quick Update

Just a quick channel update since it's been a bit quiet lately. Those vicious attacks set us back a bit and just kinda threw everything into chaos mode. But we're getting back on track here.

Just wrote a pretty big thing (too big, really) that's being edited right now, which is a bit of a follow-up to our last video. Hope to have it out in the next couple weeks. After that we should be back on the regular release schedule. Got some real fun stuff on the horizon. Appreciate your patien...

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Back From the Dead - The Elephant Graveyard Radio Hour Ep. 2

The full, proper, and uncut stream of this episode is available over here.

He was pulverized into mush, but somehow this intransigent guest host is unexplainably returning to the air for another broadcast of the Elephant Graveyard Radio Hour. Isn't that something?

Apparently he's spent the past two weeks recuperating while listening to old episodes...

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One Last Broadcast - The Elephant Graveyard Radio Hour Ep. 1

He was unceremoniously fired from his legendary and decades long broadcasting career, but this veteran radio host returns to host the Elephant Graveyard Radio Hour for one last broadcast.

The Elephant Graveyard Radio Hour features a revolving cast of guest hosts, exploring life, humanity and the nature of reality.

Eternally sorry.



This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit 2025-05-23 16:20:07 +0000 UTC View Post

Back From the Dead - The Elephant Graveyard Radio Hour Ep. 2

He was pulverized into mush, but this intransigent guest host is unexplainably returning to the airwaves for a paranormal call-in show...

He was pulverized into mush, but somehow this intransigent guest host is unexplainably returning to the air for another broadcast of the Elephant Graveyard Radio Hour. Isn't that something?

Apparently he's spent the past two weeks recuperating while listening to old episodes of Coast to Coast AM, and is now insisting that we let him host some ki...

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Tonight: Back From the Dead on The Elephant Graveyard Radio Hour

Tonight at 9pm ET on Twitch: He was pulverized into mush, but somehow this intransigent guest host is unexplainably returning to the air for another broadcast of the Elephant Graveyard Radio Hour. Isn't that something? Apparently he's spent the past two weeks recuperating while listening to old episodes of Coast to Coast AM, and is now insisting that we let him host some kind of paranormal call in show. He'll a...

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One Last Broadcast - The Elephant Graveyard Radio Hour Ep. 1

After getting fired, this veteran radio host returns to the airwaves to host the Elephant Graveyard Radio Hour for one last broadcast.

He was unceremoniously fired from his legendary and decades long broadcasting career, but this veteran radio host returns to host the Elephant Graveyard Radio Hour for one last broadcast.

This is the full, proper, and uncut stream of the first episode of the re-birthed version of the show, which evaporated from YouTube after being ruthlessly attack...

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The Elephant Graveyard Radio Hour Returns Tonight

Tonight at 9pm ET on Twitch: After being ruthlessly attacked and vaporized from YouTube, The Elephant Graveyard Radio Hour is reborn. Like a phoenix, rising from Arizona. In this inaugural episode, we’re joined by a wonderful guest host who, after being unceremoniously fired from his legendary and decades long broadcasting career, returns to the airwaves for one last broadcast. Sorry about that.

This is...

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Radio Hour Update

The return of The Elephant Graveyard Radio Hour is imminent. The full live shows will now be streamed over on Twitch, where we can still play music. So go follow over there if you want to be alerted or whatever and join us for that.

https://www.twitch.tv/theelephantgraveyard

We’ll be streaming the series again from ...

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Update on the Radio Hour

Hey everyone.

Just a quick update here regarding the Radio Show since a lot of people are asking about this. You may have noticed it’s been pulled from YouTube. We unfortunately got hit with a copyright strike and ended up having to take the whole thing down.

We’re kind of overwhelmed by the response to this stupid tragedy. The show (and frankly this whole channel) really began as an inside...

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How Comedy Became a Dystopian Imperial Hell World

Human beings are on the precipice of the next great migration, and comedy is at the forefront of this new age. Some have already begun the journey. This is an ongoing investigation into how our current comedy era got to be so wonderful. How did this once beloved art form come to be run by an autocratic dictator? How it started. Why it won't end. The evolution of the podcast. The shadowy nature of identity. The cycles. Examining the tragic past and psychology that motivates its beloved Dear Le...

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Gordon Centipede - Paradise (Bonus Track)

A little bonus track from Gordon Centipede. Feat. Huey Lewis, Phil Collins, Gucci Mane, 2 Live Crew, Luke, King Crimson, Notorious BIG, Marvin Gaye, Lil Peep, Tears For Fears.

Sorry about it.

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Trouble at the Hellhouse - The Elephant Graveyard Radio Hour Ep. 11

This is a repost of the show from a few weeks ago, but now on YouTube. In case you missed it or couldn't find it or whatever happened there. Here it is again.

We were invited to do this hour on NTS's Night Shift show earlier this month. So this is a bit of a different kind of show built around the late night themes of Night Shift. It's about insomnia, memory, and the corrosiveness of intrusive thoughts. Something like that. Anyway, back in the next week or so with Randy so don't worry ...

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New Show Airing Tonight on NTS Radio

Hey. I'm doing an hour long show on NTS Radio tonight at 9PM EST. It's on the Night Shift show (which rules by the way) hosted by Diamondstein.

It's kind of like Radio Hour but also not really at all! It was inspired by late night radio, insomnia, unexplainable memories, nightmares, and the wonderf...

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The Children of Ecstasy - The Elephant Graveyard Radio Hour Ep. 10

We summoned the legendary hell DJ Gordon Centipede to host this special MUSICAL dance party edition of the Elephant Graveyard Radio Hour broadcast. Gord's gonna be remixing and mashing up a torrent of hell, hedonism, torment, lust, coming of age, and suffering. Now our wonderful lawyer has advised us to warn you all that this episode is a little bit different than our regular broadcast, so thanks and sorry in advance for that. But it had to be this way (no free will, etc.)

Featuring: A...

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Brendan Schaub's Producer Just Got Himself Fired/Ruined Life

Responding to some very hostile and uncalled for remarks and podcast propaganda from Hot Chip on (the set of) The Brendan Schaub Golden Hour Podcast.

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Fall Channel Update

Hi everyone, just a quick update on the state of the channel.

I’ve been out in the woods, doing a major brain reset with a full degaussing over the past few weeks. We all need to remember to take time to feed the subconscious, and that’s what I’ve been doing.

Walking around the forest, staring at the various bark patterns on the trees, reading a lot real books, enjoying a combo or two, and clearing out the cobwebs and piles of junk in the old mind cave, all while n...

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Join the Discord (if you want.)

Hey everyone just a quick update. We've opened up a Discord for this thing, and it looks like the bot went ahead and added a bunch of people automatically. If that sucks, sorry about that. We don't really know what we're doing, other than trying to keep up with modernity and not fall into the bottomless abyss of boomerdom.

But otherwise, if you're a member here, we hope to catch up with some of you on the Discord, and hopefully it provides a nice little hub to keep up to speed on everyt...

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David Lucas's Comedy Grift Has Reached Its Tragic End

After coming out in his debut standup special, then being forced into comedy retirement by Harland Williams live on Kill Tony, David Lucas makes an appearance on the Matan Even Show. We examine his strange and concerning behaviour observed during this interview, and try to figure out what it all means.


"If you tell lies, you should do it expecting to get caught. Sooner or later you always get captured."

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"We got him."

Hi everyone. Unfortunately one of our wonderful staff members has been abducted and dragged into a deep dark wood by some upset Joe Rogan acolytes. We are working with local search and rescue to try and recover him, but even we have to be realistic and admit the chances of finding him are slim.

The cold fall air has been flowing into our Northern Canadian forest during these late summer nights, and the excruciating exposure he's enduring is likely to be fatal. We can hold out hope, but ...

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"Burn The Boats" is a Funeral for Joe Rogan's Comedy Career

A fair and balanced review and examination of Burn The Boats, Joe Rogan's first stand-up comedy special in six years.

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Channel Update and Life Advice

Hi everyone. First off, thanks for subscribing and keeping this project alive.

Here's a little slice of life. When I'm travelling, this is still my favourite dinner. $2 per beef patty. I get four for dinner, plus an additional 24 patties that I store in my freezer for convenience in case the mood for a patty strikes. And I couldn't be happier. Simple is best. I'm grateful for this meal and for this life.

And while you're here, here's a quick update. We’ve been a bit delayed on ...

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