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Zeus's Royal Family!

MONSTER DAWGH LORE TIME
Turns out, this gold crown boy has been ROYALTY all along! After studying abroad, he fell in love, unintentionally creating international SCANDAL! Meet his family:

CRONUS - A Weathering Thunderlord Zinogre, RECORD Gold Crowned in size, Seated king of the Fulgur Kingdom, and a Jolly ol Father! He's had a rough history, but hes generally well respected by his people (Surprisingly enough!), and very well attentive of his direct son's needs. He knows Zeus wants a ...

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Cunty Dragon ATTACK

Do you have any IDEA how hard it is to find fire proof garments my size!? VERY

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The Blessing of Sobek

Oomfs were talking about Egyptian gods and apparently the hot fat gator one is the god of fertility... So things just kinda moved on their own.

So uh, wanna start a family? Prove it.

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To Me, MY Kobolds

When I Feel a lil Dragony and take over a kingdom, I like to make VERY quick example of the local royalty...
A lil teaser for a fun thing I wanna do, soooo just to put it out there
If you wouldnt mind being turned into a personal kobold, why dont you say so~

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Howl at the Moon

See THIS is why you dont come near Hemlock on a full moon, All Taur'd up.
Luckily Aurum can handle it...can you? Eh, debatable

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SPICY SUGGESTION - Pinecones Pt.2 : The ACTUAL Turf War

Ahhh so THATS what happened next...

A continuation from this SPICY Suggestion/Reward:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/spicy-suggestion-141344204?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link

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You didnt use enough rope

He tried to tell you how much you needed before the full moon...

You just HAD to be frugal

run

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Flexible AND Fat Assed!

Listen just because he has a gold crown waistline, it doesn't mean Zeus cant get in position!

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ScoliSploot

Hopping on the Pede Train,,,

(Also will be releasing this one tomorrow, so Im giving this one to the PEOPLE (Everyone on here lol)

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The Offer

They know ball, its a good deal trust

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Lunch Break

Dunno hour an Hour Speed draw exercise turned into a Three hour one...

Well, aside from the usual distractions

But hey, now you got 15 minutes to enjoy it!

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SPICY SUGGESTION - Turf War INCOMING

Poor steve is used to being thrown into the back, honey he's got a BIG storm coming...

This is... quite a few weeks late. Mostly because of prior projects/engagements, and I apologize. There were many suggestions, and while not entirely on the money, MiniOposs brought up bazelgeuse again, and I couldn't help myself.

To make up for the wait and straying from the prompt, expect a more... animated follow up soon,,,

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Introducing : Friede - The Black Night Mare

Finally got some time off conmissions again, and realized something important : I need an charachetr thats JUST a Fella. No gimmicks, somewhat vanilla, and still is proportioned like I want. So, allow my Introduce Friede!

Friede seems like your average working horse : Tall, Strong, Reliable. But truth is, they're only in this line of work because its so easy for them. Their REAL passions lie in their favorite hyper fixations : Horror

They are a MA...

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LET ME INNNN

Big changes been happening

Watch out!!

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a BIG Charizard Tri-Day Catch

This one is exempt from the exclusivity for a bit, since It's "Technically" holiday related

Listen this Fat Fire Lizard is big enough for three days according to friends, gotta make sure the celebrations are on time!

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SPICY Suggestion Box - Topping #1

Its suggestion time again! Spicy Patrons can leave suggestions for the following prompt:

Sex

-everyone claps-

I wanna draw someone dominant, so give me suggestions with pairs/positions/etc!

OC's of mine will be preferred, but if you got a pair and dynamic in mind lemme hear it in the comments! go nuts!

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MOO MOO MILKIA

Dallawan My beloved,,,,

(took a few days to notice a small edit to make ough)

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SPICY SUGGESTION - Gym Encounter

Seems like eus ran into his old college professor while working out with oda. Small world, huh!

Suggested by : Sakas and Dzel! SPICY patrons can leave more suggestions on the next one!

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Its time to intervene

Last night's bills defensive line gave me an aneurism before they locked in, its time i get involved,,,, hope ya'll like a man in uniform

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SPICY Suggestion Box - MUSCLE #1

Ok good news : I found a name for these suggestion boxes.

Second Good news : I need motivation AND ideas, so hit me with em. Muscle Growth, Weight Scenarios, Bulking, Cutting, idk I wanna draw some BEEF (Doesn't help its biceptember)

Suggest me a mf and someone that would look good cut like a diamond. Or built like a truck. Maybe both?? idk who, COMMENT AND GIVE ME NAMES ( Specifically My OCs or other known characters please! )

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Spicy Suggestion - Down Boy!

Finally, someone to knock him down a peg...or several

As suggested by Herbalist_Erebus and Dzel !

Sorry for the delay, this should've been done yesterday lmao. Will stay exclusive for about a week, and SPICY supporters get this a few days first! gonna open another suggestion box soon, be on the lookout!

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SUGGESTION BOX - HEMLOCK / AURUM #1

OKAY, So to kick off the new gimmick, I'm open for suggestions for the following two subjects: my OCs : Hemlock and Aurum

Drop a comment down below for a scenario/topic suggestion, as vanilla or unhinged as you please! Could be just one of them, both of them, or whatever you can think of! Drop as many as you want and I'll pick one (or more!)

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PATREON REVAMP (HUGE UPDATE)

OKAY, so my ability to provide monthly exclusives hasn't been the best. and because of that It's understandable why a good few bowed out. Completely understandable

So I'm shifting my strategy : I'm gonna weaponize my weaknesses and STILL get stuff out

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ALL Pics, Big or Small, will have a period of 5-7 Day Exclusivity.

Some excepti...

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Passed His Midterms

Now Pass his Medial Ring...

(Sorry Im still in comm mode, Commissioner requested a Prof.Fatal Pic so hopefully it suffices for now!!)

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Quick Update

Hey ya'll, its nothing too crazy, just wanted to give an apology, again

These past few months have been... well I cant say turbulent because nothing "Bad" has really happened, but my attention has been all over the place...

Taking care of a very, very very stubborn puppy nearly 24/7, lagging behind on comms, and god forbid anything else Im tasked with, my focus on making content here has been lacking, to say the least

I still dont have a direction I wanna go...

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Gotta get that Pear Shape

BY ANY MEANS NECCESARY (its hot)

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DragoBoo 8/8

Felt cute, decimated a kingdom by the thousands earlier, wont delete later

(and a self indulgent maid fit from a few days ago, consider it a bonus)

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Designated Recycling Center

On site theres alot of unwanted scrap metal and materials left laying around...

That why we hire HIM

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LIFT LIFT LIFT

I think im getting to the point of consistency in my routine where I feel like a a rabid animal after doping 300 reps, it rules actually

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I'm Glad You Asked

Well informed Consent IS hot!!

...Also I know this may be a sting after cancelling the comic reward but now that the slate is clean I dont feel bad banging out quickies like this, look forward to more,,, ;v;

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