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dudes be like TAUNT ZEDS TAUNT ZEDS TAUNT ZEDS

my brother in christ, you're pathetic like a bunch of bloody millwall fans

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Smidgen of zed killin this 'alloween, innit?

And since this is the first of a new series, this one's patreon-free! Yes I'm still running with this self-imposed rule. Leave while you still can.

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How can our mods be real if our hard drives aren't real?

The lorum ipsum text in this section says "Why do you create?" and honestly, GOOD BLOODY QUESTION.

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Oops, I forgot the [GONE WRONG] [GONE PEPSUAL!!!]

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Out of your friends, which are you? The numbah fifteen guy on the blACKLIST 👉

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The Real Nootstalgia Simulator

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Time to choose...

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You've done a great deal of nothing in a small timespan...

Well. It's been quite a while, hasn't it? So let's revisit last m̶o̶n̶t̶h̶'s quarter's poll and see what the results are!

Interesting...

Gotta agree with those 4 votes, though.

Truth be told, don't hold your breath for anything soon - Unsurviving Half-Life really felt like a monolith (and one of the most fun gaming sessions I've had in recent years) so I'll be...

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Dollop on the hating people, and whatnot!

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Take two!

Okay then, so the last poll, uh, wasn't. As in, it didn't count the votes from anyone, which is kind of the whole point of a poll. So let's try this one again!

https://strawpoll.com/9cag36avk

Same stipulations as always, don't bet on it, it's just me gauging reactions, etc. etc. Cheers to those who let me know that the last one was borked!

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The results are in! and, uh... hm.

So, I figured I'd take a quick look at the latest poll to see what Unsurviving you're all hungry for this time, what videographic delights can float your boat, tickle your pickle, and roger your todger.

okay sorry that got weird.

But anyway! To the results! To find out what you guys and gals are wanting to guide me towards making more of in the future, and...

Ah. Hm.

So I supp...

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It's been a hot minute since I've done one of these, eh?

So this has been quite a ride, hasn't it? After more than two years, twenty-four videos, and the longest Unsurviving series video to have ever been made, we're finally, finally nearing the end of Unsurviving Half-Life.

So what do you want to see next?

Really has been a while since I last asked that, hasn't it.

I'm keeping the choices deliberately vague for two reasons: First, that I'm not entirely sure what I'll actually end up making a video out o...

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I have to go now. The TamiyaShower needs me.

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May His Chiefedness smile upon our journey.

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*bonk* go to cursed photoshop internment

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Completely forgot to put this on Patreon. I don't wanna double-charge you guys this month, so have this one for free!

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Guess which moron forgot to post this, and is here to ruin your childhood all over again?

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Will the real Slim Barney please stand up?

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WHAT ARE YE DOING IN MY SECURITY STATION

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RPG is love. RPG is life.

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The real yeet was the friends we made along the way.

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Omae wa mou shindeiru.

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Since when has poor taste ever stopped us?

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Fuck waiting for you to get it on your own, Tam's gon deliver to ya in 4-5 weeks' time

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Uh... wrong answer, guys...


In that case, as you wish. From the next Unsurviving Half-Life onwards, we're back to our regularly-scheduled, patron-supported shitposting.

So stay (in)sane, sTaY sAfE iN tHeSe TrYiNg TiMeS, and stay your course, because you don't need to hear any of this, you're all highly-trained professi...

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Well spin my nipple nuts and send me to Black Mesa.

Since this came so soon after the poll post, don't worry - no charge for you!

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Going back to Patreon-supported videos: A question

So, for the last few videos I've disabled Patreon donations, in the wake of the devastating event that was the UK having its wettest February since records began in 1862, with 209.1mm of rainfall ruining trouser bottoms until the next wash day.

I wanted to ask you all what you thought about returning to our regular, Patreon-supported Unsurviving videos:

https://www.strawpoll.me/20160180

Let's get this ...

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S is for Stage 4 Turbine Kit 74,000 Credits 630 hp LET'S FUCKEN GO LADS

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Back when Minecraft was in beta, mum's homemade lasagna was the best thing ever, and the world was a bit more pure.

No Patreon charge this time. I can't in good conscience take your money with all these nostalgic tears flowing.

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Damn, it feels good to SPEEN.

Once again, this one comes Patreon-free. Hope you all enjoy.

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