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sorry for my absence here’s some beer

i drink a lot of beer bc i'm back babeyyyyyyyyy

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farewell to the quesorito post dinner snack

went out and got quesoritos for the last night they’re serving them 😭😭😭😭 farewell sweet prince 

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trying on some old wedding clothes

these still fit exactly the same as they used to absolutely nothing has changed 

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sneaking some belly at the office

this is me at my heaviest ever, 278lbs! lets see if I can hit the big 280 by the end of the month, putting my gains at 55lbs heavier than when quarantine started 

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fat

I’m just fat now. Also beer. Lots of that 

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just a lil quickie

moons central 

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quick lil showoff

fuck my guts getting huge 

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Friday night post work chuggin

beer is an important staple to my

diet. oh also I got a couch and hadn’t figured out my angles yet for it so apologize for mid film finagling  

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270! squeezing into my L swim trunks

bought these in Feb

i guess i might be drinking too much beer, this ass is getting juicyyy

oh well, I’m wearing these to a lake house for the weekend and everyone can drool over these buns 🍑 

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post work many beers feat: old clothes button pop

finishing the first week of an office job with some old office clothes..... and 18 beers apparently. my clothes fit me great, popping a button is just breaking them in. (also feat a phone call in the middle woops sorry)

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quick update and jiggle feat: mac n cheese

and thus the weight keeps piling on. let’s get to 280!

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quick snack

ordered 6 burritos 6 tacos and nachos, will upload a quick vid of the aftermath later 

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quick snack and chug in a shirt that still totally fits

pretty much an hourly ritual at this point 

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showing off in an old shirt

this fits me great, like nothing changed

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drunk and bloated beer belly

what’s new tho tbh lmao wheres more beer 

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quick morning jiggle

every morning I just seem to be bigger and bigger 

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I just keep chugging beer

weights piling on I wonder why 

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quick belly update

call me the pillsbury dough boy bc i got some Rolls. gonna try and post some more quick updates like this along with my usual longer vids this month and in the future!

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some afternoon taco bell

the quickest way to my heart is to send me a big box of taco bell 🤤🤤🤤

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I eat a pizza and many beer

literally every time I upload a vid now I’m like oh fuck dude I’m... getting really fat lol. Let’s keep it up. 

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quick lazy showoff

 I was too lazy to set up my camera tonight but I wanted to show off a bit. Man I am getting FAT y’all.  

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more beers in my old suit

feat: button pop. to think i wore this regularly to work less than six months ago...

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light snack

Making sure I’m putting this food money to good use 

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post Popeyes feast beer

y’all I’m getting fat

i hope yall like burps bc hoo boy are there a lot in this vid

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The One Where They Eat Too Much Popeyes

got sent $50 of Popeyes in finished most of it in about 20 mins. i was hungry. 

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thicc and full

damn y’all i was really bloated in this one lol. all this new beer money is keeping me FULL

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this fits different than last summer

guess the beers have been adding up...  

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a t h e l e t e

big boy in his old jerseys 

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vacation dad

spoiler alert: i drink a lot of beer

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pasta speed run

a good old fashioned post dinner snack. what would y’all have me eat next?

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