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The Eldritch Lover: Part One (complete)

Female Reader(cis) x Nonbinary Monster 

The summons came at a late hour, and work usually didn’t contact me until the morning on weekdays. Never after six, certainly never on weekends. This was strange, considering how consistent they had been. This job was strange, to say the least, but at least my employers were professional.

It had been storming the last few days. The winds had ...

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July Mail Outs: Mailed

Updating to let you know that the mailouts for July are in the mail! So keep an eye out for them. Let me know if there are any issues or one has gone missing for you. I’ll try and fix it as best I can!

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Vintage Misery: Part Five (special preview)

How many times was I going to sit in this diner under duress? I could only think that as I sat there staring at my coffee, rather than Neil using Mercy’s body to shovel food into his mouth like a hungry, hungry hippo eats marbles. It was kind of unnerving to see.

“That’s not even your body,” I grunted. “You should be respectful.”

“It’s just food.” Neil had one hand on a fork with hashbrowns on the end while the other clutched a spoon full of cheesy grits.

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Vintage Misery: Part Four (rough draft)

Neil sat beside me in the cell, and that was pretty much the only thing I was registering. I had pretty much shut off everything else. There was no point in wasting energy on such things. I was here, I’d stay here, I’d probably rot here.

“I’m sad to think that I may never have a burrito again,” Neil sighed. He slouched back against the wall and slid a bit against the seat. “That last one was so good too. They really had something special with that salsa.” He kicked his fee...

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Alien Boyfriend: Alzun 3 (complete)

Part One & Part Two 

Female Reader x Male Monster (both cis)

Hard work wasn’t something that Alzun is used to. Being prince, and a spoiled one at that, he...

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August 2021 Mailouts: Mr. Faire

For August we have Mr. Faire! Featuring artwork by @smogteeth, @chopshoppar, and @chronnellian. Go give them all a follow and doke love for their hard work. I also designed the monsters inside sticker, which is clear (so is the Carnival sticker) so you can stick it o...

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Vintage Misery: Part Four (special preview)

Neil sat beside me in the cell, and that was pretty much the only thing I was registering. I had pretty much shut off everything else. There was no point in wasting energy on such things. I was here, I’d stay here, I’d probably rot here.

“I’m sad to think that I may never have a burrito again,” Neil sighed. He slouched back against the wall and slid a bit against the seat. “That last one was so good too. They really had something special with that salsa.” He kicked his fee...

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Vintage Misery: Part Three (rough draft)

I had a headache by the time I woke up. My neck hurt, which was probably what was leading to my headache. I sat up in the bed and looked around, eyes bleary, mind hazy. I was having trouble piecing together what had happened over the last day or so.

The floor was wooden, so it was extremely cold to my bare feet. I hissed, considering staying in bed until it got warm. But everything was so dark, I couldn’t tell up from down, day from night, or even right from left.

“Neil?” I ...

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Werewolf Girlfriend: Sheba (complete)

Female Reader x Female Monster (both cis)

It’s pouring rain as you drive, and somehow you know you’ve made a wrong turn. Not too long ago, you passed over a picturesque bridge, which you remember because you made a mental note to return to take a better look. But when you turned around to head back, the bridge was covered by the overflow of the river.

“Oh, boy.” You sit in your ca...

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Vintage Misery: Part Two (rough draft)

I just wanted to get out of this town. If Officer Pitbull had any say about it, I was suspect number one. This meant the possibility of him unearthing a slurry of unsavory facts about my family. Facts he could use to connect me to the murder of these two girls, or at least use as excuses.

Beth took me to a twenty-four hour diner so we could talk. The place was quiet, filled with exhausted university students, a few truck drivers, and the two waitresses working the shift. I ordered coffe...

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vintage Misery: Part Three (special preview)

I had a headache by the time I woke up. My neck hurt, which was probably what was leading to my headache. I sat up in the bed and looked around, eyes bleary, mind hazy. I was having trouble piecing together what had happened over the last day or so.

The floor was wooden, so it was extremely cold to my bare feet. I hissed, considering staying in bed until it got warm. But everything was so dark, I couldn’t tell up from down, day from night, or even right from left.

“Neil?” I ...

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Kat the Vampire (complete)

Female Reader x Female Monster (both cis)

Three years ago to the day, you met your girlfriend in a traveling carnival. She was a juggler and fire dancer, and she started off juggling bowling pins on fire before offering to show people how to walk on fiery coals. You volunteered, if only to get a bit closer to her. After that, you started going to the carnival each night just to see her.

N...

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Vintage Misery: Part Two (special preview)

I just wanted to get out of this town. If Officer Pitbull had any say about it, I was suspect number one. This meant the possibility of him unearthing a slurry of unsavory facts about my family. Facts he could use to connect me to the murder of these two girls, or at least use as excuses.

Beth took me to a twenty-four hour diner so we could talk. The place was quiet, filled with exhausted university students, a few truck drivers, and the two waitresses working the shift. I ordered coffe...

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Vintage Misery: Part One (rough draft)

I had learned a few things from smart cars salesmen, televangelists, and other hawkers of usually broken schloch. I learned to razzle dazzle to sell something that many didn’t believe existed. It did, in fact it was a thriving side of the world few could see. For most what I sold was a form of entertainment, move franchises, late night television hosted by busty goths. It was all too real for me, having inherited my family’s knowledge, a touch of my mother’s gifts.

Much like a tra...

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Curran the Dullahan (complete)

female Reader x Male Monster (both cis)

Several years ago, your husband was murdered - sacrificed by his own former coven. You were so immobilized by grief that all you could do was take care of your daughter, Daisy. You relied heavily on your own coven, who helped care for you and tried to mend the wounds the loss caused. Unfortunately, anger took hold of you, and in a moment of weakness you l...

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Novel Project: Characters That Need Names

I have FIVE characters right now in need of names. There's the Jokester, the Cool One, the mc's Sister, the Lady Villain, and the Banshee.

If you'd like to name one of these characters and have a hand in their creation, please make a donation for the project or $10 or more! You'll also get access if you're not a $10 or up patron. Otherwise, make suggestions below for names and I may choose one!


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Vintage Misery: Part One (special preview)

I had learned a few things from smart cars salesmen, televangelists, and other hawkers of usually broken schloch. I learned to razzle dazzle to sell something that many didn’t believe existed. It did, in fact it was a thriving side of the world few could see. For most what I sold was a form of entertainment, move franchises, late night television hosted by busty goths. It was all too real for me, having inherited my family’s knowledge, a touch of my mother’s gifts.

Much like a tra...

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Demon Boyfriend: Felix 3 (rough draft)

I knew what I was doing when I chose the home I wanted to buy. It was perfect for my plans to run my doctor’s office out of it. But more than that I knew it lied directly between the demon village and the human one. I had no intention of turning away patients, no matter who they were. I was here to heal, here to save lives. I was not a judge or jury.

It wasn’t long after moving in where I met Felix for the first time. A young couple had come to me even before then, the young man, a ...

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Brimer the Orc & Ciran the Drow (complete)

Female Reader x Male Monster x Male Monster

A few years ago you were out getting eggs and bread to take back home, when you happened upon a performance. An orc was playing a lute and singing, and his voice was exceptionally lovely. You stopped in the small crowd to listen, and the orc smiled at you. For a moment you felt the beating of your heart skip, and in that same moment you became aware t...

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Demon Boyfriend: Felix 3 (special preview)

I knew what I was doing when I chose the home I wanted to buy. It was perfect for my plans to run my doctor’s office out of it. But more than that I knew it lied directly between the demon village and the human one. I had no intention of turning away patients, no matter who they were. I was here to heal, here to save lives. I was not a judge or jury.

It wasn’t long after moving in where I met Felix for the first time. A young couple had come to me even before then, the young man, a ...

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Demon Boyfriend: Felix 2 (rough draft)

There is some sort of bug going through the town.I’ve had several parents come in wanting medicine for their kids, something to ease a cough, something else to help them sleep. Felix and I haven’t had a moment to finish our conversation as that’s what I have dealt with most of the evening. I’ve had to close down the store front so I have enough time to make more of the needed medicine for what I am sure will be a huge influx tomorrow.

“Aren’t you going to go to bed?” Felix...

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Werewolf Boyfriend: Dean 3 (complete)

Female Reader x Male Monster (both cis)

It’s kind of funny, you have to admit. After all the serious talk about the paranormal, Dean’s little outburst is a good laugh. “I like roleplay as much as the next girl, but I’m trying to make us lunch,” you giggle.

The serious look on Dean’s face doesn’t budge an inch. “No, I…”

You sigh and return to the stove. “You tri...

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Demon Boyfriend: Felix 2 (special preview)

There is some sort of bug going through the town.I’ve had several parents come in wanting medicine for their kids, something to ease a cough, something else to help them sleep. Felix and I haven’t had a moment to finish our conversation as that’s what I have dealt with most of the evening. I’ve had to close down the store front so I have enough time to make more of the needed medicine for what I am sure will be a huge influx tomorrow.

“Aren’t you going to go to bed?” Felix...

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Demon Boyfriend: Felix (rough draft)

The shop is pretty quiet today, although I don’t expect it to stay that way for long. It’s never too peaceful for too long around these parts. Especially since I’m the closest thing to a doctor in these parts. Thanks to that, I’m never without full hands. I can appreciate the quiet when I have it. These days I revill in it. For the longest time there was no quiet, there was no peace here. So when I wake to a morning like this, I take it in and savor it.

That is, until there is a...

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Werewolf Boyfriend: Dean 2 (complete)

Female Reader x Male Monster (both cis)

The new yoga class that Rosie is taking you to starts at the time you usually begin your workout. Actually, it starts an hour later, so you get to make yourself one of your rare fancy breakfasts. It’s not that fancy - you just add an avocado to your usual fare - but you get to savor it, which makes it extra fancy.

You meet up with Rosie half way t...

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Demon Boyfriend: Felix (special preview)

The shop is pretty quiet today, although I don’t expect it to stay that way for long. It’s never too peaceful for too long around these parts. Especially since I’m the closest thing to a doctor in these parts. Thanks to that, I’m never without full hands. I can appreciate the quiet when I have it. These days I revill in it. For the longest time there was no quiet, there was no peace here. So when I wake to a morning like this, I take it in and savor it.

That is, until there is a...

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Vampire Girlfriend: Tatiana 2 (rough draft)

The boys had been heckling me ever since I returned to the garage that night. It was all good fun, of course. But this was really a first for any of us. Me, Henry, Jimmy, and Reggie had all been brought up in the same house. A house our maker would never allow women to set foot into, not even to feed off them. Faulk and Jones were the only two who had any sort of interaction, and even they admitted it was brief.

“You’ve only ever been with guys,” Jimmy jabbed at me. “How are you...

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Werewolf Boyfriend: Dean (complete)

Female Reader x Male Monster (both cis)

Aside from the hassle of getting up, you’ve been enjoying early mornings. The town you live in is right near the ocean, so each morning during your jog to the gym, you get to see the sun rise over the sparkling water. You had always been a sleeping-in type, but when you decided to lose weight, it became clear that early morning was the only time you cou...

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Commissions Are Open!

I am taking commissions slots for the rest of the year! Starting in late August and then onward! if you would like to get a commission, please read THIS first. It’ll hopefully answer all your questions.

Make sure to fill out the form there. I also ask you be patient with my responses, I’m trying my best but I’ll will reply as soon as I can! if the email does no...

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Vampire Girlfriend: Tatiana 2 (special preview)

The boys had been heckling me ever since I returned to the garage that night. It was all good fun, of course. But this was really a first for any of us. Me, Henry, Jimmy, and Reggie had all been brought up in the same house. A house our maker would never allow women to set foot into, not even to feed off them. Faulk and Jones were the only two who had any sort of interaction, and even they admitted it was brief.

“You’ve only ever been with guys,” Jimmy jabbed at me. “How are you...

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