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Expiration Dates: Dr Who-the-fuck wip

Finally getting back into drawing after a year of messed up hand and side quest into music making and djing. So starting back with some short comics about the people and places of Exp. 

In the dystopian Martian hell companies will provide replacement limbs if/when you get hurt on the job. But they can be repossed if you quit or are fired and you gotta pay the weekly use fee for your prosthetic. Need repairs? Good luck! 

In this one a foundry engineer's pros glitches and ...

POV: you're a biblical era 'ho' living your best life

So I've kind of turned from art into music these days. Here's one of my first remixes involving Ezekiel 20:23 and shinanigans

Ambient tunes for horrifying alien bioships

Enjoy a sample of sf ambient audio I've been working on. I'll post a full 10 minute looping sample soon once I'm finished. great for your gaming, streaming, Star Finder environmental needs. Or what have you. 

I'm not dead (I don't think anyway)

I'm not dead! I don't think anyway! But covid has kicked my ass in many an arena from the front lines to the back lines and in between. Because of how slow I am, I'm going to change my tribe thing to having a pay per pic option . 

Disconnect from the Book of Face

More vaporwave fun! There's a meta inside joke hidden in the pic, sure my programmer buddies can get it. Eventually I'll get my Redbubble and other print on demand site open to get this ready to go and wear

Classical Art meets Shrooms

Pretty self explanatory la?

Goblin Market in the Neon Sunset tile

So yeah, art wise I've been doing a lot of stuff for print on demand. Such as remastering my goblin market repeat pattern into vaporwave realness. 

Download: Make your nelf really purple!

So the blizz based skins are very bleached out and when you use them in blender to make your own things. Even in game the latest ones almost seem like the early undead shades and for lively people doing lively things  bleached out desaturated skin looks uh...no bueno. And messes up your lighting no matter what you do. 

Since my bestie @MrSunwhisper is making some wonderful naughtiness in blender so I fluffed up the basic Nelf babe texture to make it darker when rendered since ...

Expiration Dates: Subway Cut pages

So for those of you who know me, I'm prone to second guessing myself and rage table flipping and cutting whole sections of things that I'd worked on for weeks. As soon as I think I like what's going on NOOOOOPE! Here's one of the cut pages from Kai on the subway that made it to color. The others were just sketches. I changed my mind on what I wanted to do and didn't want to post filler on webtoons or whatever. So....here's a page that could have been.

Originally Kai was napping on the t...

Gank Me! Window Dressing 14 complete

All done, now on to the next 5 pages...then more stuff. I really need a better place to post comics y'know? 

Gank Me! Window Dressing 14 'virgin' edition

Text free to see the arts!

Brew Fest Scrap

So...like damn i lost steam on the first brewfest comic. I really need to just do a couple pinups and then a written novella thing but don't know where to post it. But here is a scrapped page, or possibly not I dunno. But i drew it 2 years ago soooooo....whatever...it is what it is 

Neela is a Dark Souls Boss

Text free version of one of the latest comics in which Kai's nanites tell him how they predicted the situation to go when he propositioned her. Franky starting a fight means 'lets get nasty' in her culture so a beatdown would mean she was into it. Being polite means 'meh...try again later."

Gank Me! Brewfest pinup

Every year Sir Crits-a-lot hooks up with Kira the orc brewmaster at the event tent. He's her main patron after all! I'll probably slap some basic cel shading on it one night. 

Eating Out at Brewfest ink

Thought I'd share this inked panel from Brewfest (working on it again for you two). Might even make it just a large pinup who knows! Do want to finish up this romp with my fuck hungry orc brewmaster having fun with Sir Crits-a-Lot and the demonically bisexual Joyride

October update huge ass file

Exactly what it says! Text to come soon. 

Gank Me is still updating

 https://www.theduckwebcomics.com/Gank_Me/  

So I'm still updating this goofy trainwreck twice a month (every other saturday) so take a peek! I need a better place to host than the duck since you have to log in and it's hard to find but a tstart.

Check out her puzzle box

Look I was watching Hellraiser ok?!  

Expiration Dates 'virgin' page for August

I don't even know what page I'm on or whatever. In full GRR Martin 'who needs a plan, fuck around and see what happens' mode.  

I know I used to zone out and think about the day and all the dumb shit I did or imagine stuff for future work when I used to ride the bus. I still do it while I"m driving long distance, sure watching the road but got a show in my head too. Always 'Bigfoot Photo' blurry, like trying to watch the world go by through a fogged-up window.  Swirls of light...

Daydreamin' roughs

Starting to color the next update where Kai is letting his mind wander on public transport, like ya do. Using Clip Studio Paint for most of it and going for a shoujo manga dreamy bullshit look or something i dunno. I experiment like a freshman girl at her first frat party after a couple wine coolers ok?

This is the 'premium car'?!

Preview of the inside of the tram.  It's much smaller in the comic so putting it here. 

Faux News of Mars

China may have made the first colony on Mars, followed by Russia, and then the rest of Allied Earth Confederation of Countries (pretty much the Eastern Hemisphere since the US and sadly Canada and most of Mexico are now EMP blasted wastelands stuck in the 1800s again) but asshole 75% fiction news/state propaganda news is still a thing. What y'all thought things were good in the future?! AHAHAHAHA! Not for Humans!!

Just a rough

July 15th update in full big ass size

New text, more spark, and now freakin' huge for those of you who don't like webtoon (it looks best as a scroller...trust me) 

July Update

I'll update the comic on Webtoon and such on Monday when I get back in town from The Quiet 

Leaving on a Train Early View

Here's the text free version of the next June update. Had planned on getting it out earlier but couldn't get to a point where I was happy with the writing. HOpefully you will like it when I finish up tomorrow. Planning on posting it sunday on webtoons and here of course

Show Me Your Teeth virgin full size

Uncut, no texted mega page for May. Guess start of Kai's POV on the story 

XXXpiration Dates mission 01:raw ink

XXXpiration Dates mission 01:raw ink

The world of Expiration Dates get lewd and even more technicolor. Vaporwave tinted inks of the 1st page in a 15 page hentai comic with Kal'turic and Cattalya, Selenian exiles. #felinealiensex 

Gank Me! Spare Parts

Officially issue 3 (2.5 TBH). In which Swan's friend Galliano the human warlock summons her succubus using a book Swan took from Alvar during their first meeting. Blond a cute used the first summoning spell which gets her a demon all right, but instead of a basic succubus, she gets the incubus that has been mentor to Alvar's family for the last 4 generations. No magical slave; girl as summoned up a demonic boot camp tutor with connections! Now THIS is how you POWER LEVEL!

Added part of ...

Expiration Dates April Update high res

Full size big ass, unsliced images for April! As always available to read on Webtoon ( https://www.webtoons.com/challenge/dashboardEpisode?titleNo=344314) and at http://www.expirationdatescomic.com

Kai is a rediculous flirt and loves a good game of pervert chicken with the right person. Kind of l...

Gank Me: Window Dressing 14 Color

Next step in coloring some Alvar X Swan goodness.