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Steven Seagal's Under Siege 2 Is The Seagal Running Of Seagal Movies - Worst Movie Ever

Steven Seagal's Under Siege 2 is so bad it goes past good back into bad at least 3 times. The "script" was a picture of Seagal running a guy drew as a joke, but Seagal thought it was real so 15 and a half minutes later the movie was in theaters and nobody was happy.

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This week's video will be out later today or early tomorrow

Mentioned it on the livestream, but running behind this week. Will be Under Siege 2

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Livestream in about 40 minutes (6pm PST/9pm EST)

https://youtube.com/live/_HqcuE3g61g?feature=share

Can give away 10 free memberships but it's random for some reason and you have to have it enabled on YouTube

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Livestream Monday 8/19 6pm PST

Thinking we're due for more of Seagal's Shadow Man. Leave any questions about anything here so they don't get lost in the sea of movie names over on YouTube

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Rings Of Power Complete - Tolkien Sucks Amazon Rules

Clicking twice is for suckers

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Part 2 Rings Of Power Is So Good It Finally Fixed Tolkien's Mess - Best Movie Ever

Second half of the first season of The Rings Of Power, finally fixed the biggest problem with Lord Of The Rings: the hack writer Tolkien who never had an original thought in his life. Thankfully, Amazon is here to show us the light and turn trash into pure gold. Thank you, Amazon Overlords.

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Rings Of Power Is So Good It Finally Fixes Tolkien's Mess - Best Movie Ever Part 1

The Rings Of Power finally fixes the biggest problem with Lord Of The Rings: the hack writer Tolkien who never had an original thought in his life. Thankfully, Amazon is here to show us the light and turn trash into pure gold. Thank you, Amazon Overlords.

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Full Space Ice Resident Evil Series - Worst Franchise Ever

The entire Milla Jovovich Resident Evil collection from the original through the Final Chapter all in one place for maximum concentrated misery. Relive all the pain, suffering, and constant retcons for no clear reason as Mary Sue Mary Sues her way through 6 pointless movies that don't matter, because the next movie ignores it all anyways 

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Livestream in 2 hours (6PM PST). Ask any last second questions here

https://youtube.com/live/XSdHIXw_V7g?feature=share

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Shorts

You've probably noticed I've been uploading some clips as shorts to see if it gets more eyes on the channel. If you guys have suggestions for any specific 15-60 second clips then let me know.

What I think are the best parts and what everyone else thinks aren't always the same things

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Resident Evil The Final Chapter Is So Bad There May have Been A Plot Hole - Worst Movie Ever

Resident Evil The Final Chapter with Milla Jovovich is movie 6 or 10 or something in a franchise that had a flawless record of zero plot holes until they had to go and ruin it. I won't spoil it for you, but while it's very hard to spot it, when you do it will ruin the entire thing.

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Next Livestream Tuesday 8/6 6pm PST/9pm EST

Going to see how a weeknight works. Movie will be Out For A Kill

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Going live in an hour (2pm PST/5pm EST)

https://youtube.com/live/QSdPY7jHtkg?feature=share

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Mad Max Fury Road Is So Good You'll Be Glad That Hope Is Mistake - Best Movie Ever

Mad Max Fury Road taught the world that hope is a mistake, and what mistake it is. Anything that gets mutant looking freaks playing double neck fire spitting guitars on an amp truck while everything and everyone around them explodes, I lost my train of thought but who cares because you know that visual is awesome.

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Livestream Sat 7/27 2pm PST

Will be answering questions and talking about Kill Switch. If you have epilepsy you might want to sit this one out. You guys can put your questions here so you don't get lost in all the YouTube noise

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Streaming Today at 12pm PST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7HPI36eOQ8

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Steven Seagal's The Patriot Is So Bad It Revolutionized Medicine Forever - Worst Movie Ever

Steven Seagal's The Patriot is a lot like Mel Gibson's The Patriot, only its terrible in every way and has absolutely nothing to do with being a patriot. In fact, Seagal's The Patriot has nothing to do with anything and I refuse to believe it wasn't thrown together by an intern putting random scenes together as a joke, but it ended up being better than anything Seagal's ever made so they just went with it.

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Battlefield Earth Is So Bad The Aliens Can Have It - Worst Movie Ever

Battlefield Earth is the John Travolta war crime that managed to bring peace on Earth, by convincing everyone that it wasn't worth fighting for. There was then an even BIGGER war over who would be in charge of a planet that was capable of atrocities like this movie. Just like the movie, that war had no winners.

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Coming Up/Q&A

Doing Battlefield Earth right now and I hate all of you that ever suggested it.

Then a Seagal something, The Patriot or Under Siege 2 probably

Not sure after that, maybe another TV show since The Acolyte seemed to work out pretty well.

Also, feel free to throw out any questions for the Q&A Livestream since they're likely to get lost in the YouTube comments

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Star Wars The Acolyte Is So Good The Fans Failed The Critics - Best Movie Ever

Star Wars The Acolyte is the single greatest piece of art known to man, but audiences don't believe it. Don't you understand that critics know what's best for you? Why would you question them? They do this for a living, I think they know what they're talking about.

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Streaming now

https://www.youtube.com/live/c1vdy4nGetc

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Patreon livestream Sunday 6/30 at 12pm PST/3pm EST/figure it out yourself

Tune up before making public streams a weekly thing

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Going to try and do another livestream this weekend

Just for the Patreons since I know a lot of you were drowned out by the masses on that last one

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Apparently I'm live streaming to the world right now

https://youtube.com/live/JfEqqKllgOI

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Livestream today 6/27 at 4pm PST/7pm EST

The movie is Tenet

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Probably going to live stream next video tomorrow, 6/27

Will update later when I have a time

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Tenet Is So Good WoW dooG oS sI teneT - Best Movie Ever

The Christopher Nolan movie Tenet is so good you'll finally understand why that taco cat is never odd or even. It will also make you feel stupid, because you didn't understand it even though I understood all of it perfectly the very first time and even pointed out a couple mistakes that the director admits was wrong and even apologized to me for. .rof em ot dezigolopa neve dna gnorw saw stimda rotcerid eht taht sekatsim elpuoc a tuo detniop neve dna emit tsrif yrev eht yltcefrep ti fo lla doo...

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Arnold's Conan The Destroyer Proved Masculinity Is The Greatest Thing Ever - Best Movie Ever

It's settled, folks. Arnold Schwarzenegger and the mega blockbuster hit movie Conan The Destroyer proved once and for all: masculinity is awesome. That's not saying everything has to be masculine, but most things would be way cooler if they were.

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Coming Up

Doing Conan The Destroyer at the moment.

Then probably something super easy like Tenent

Will do a live stream for any videos I finish at least a day ahead of time, so wouldn't count on it for this week

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Steven Seagal's Exit Wounds Is So Bad DMX Was Jailed Over 30 Times - Worst Movie Ever

Steven Seagal's terrible Exit Wounds was the real reason DMX life spiraled out of control and, like all bad things, Seagal is responsible for all of it. Somehow, Exit Wounds wasn't a complete flop but that has to be due to morbid curiosity. I refuse to believe people actually liked this movie.

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