Hairy Tits - Daily Comic 766
I am deeply sorry to inflict this on you. But I have been screaming this to myself for the last few months.
2025-02-26 20:39:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Haus of Decline posts
Persecution Hole - Daily Comic 765
I hope this is how I am received as an artist, instead of the reality which is me being justifiably beaten with big rocks.
2025-02-24 04:17:14 +0000 UTC View PostUrethral Rifling Surgery - Daily Comic 764
I blame unhealthy beauty standards for the vast increase in urethral rifling injuries.
2025-02-24 04:15:45 +0000 UTC View PostPolycule - Daily Comic 763
This has been my general experience on Feeld.
2025-02-22 03:58:19 +0000 UTC View Post
The Excluded One - Daily Comic 760
We all require an excluded one...
2025-02-13 04:04:12 +0000 UTC View PostJohn Lennon Walk - Daily Comic 759
Yeah, I know what they did...
2025-01-29 03:26:40 +0000 UTC View PostAdult Entertainment - Daily Comic 758
Estrogen intake has mercifully reduced my desire to enjoy pornography to the point where this actually happened the last time I tried to use it.
2025-01-26 04:01:22 +0000 UTC View PostChastity Cage - Daily Comic 757
What if the penis did prison tropes? Delightful.
2025-01-25 02:11:59 +0000 UTC View PostRealistic Mouth - Daily Comic 756
Uncanny valley quality to the ol' realistic stomach mouth.
2025-01-12 03:01:27 +0000 UTC View PostGolden Retriever Energy - Daily Comic 755
I keep hearing this phrase and I always think of this.
2025-01-12 03:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostCliffhanger - Daily Comic 754
She should have packed a comically undersized umbrella.
2025-01-09 01:38:59 +0000 UTC View PostMoby Dick - Daily Comic 753
I have several enemies who are creatures.
2025-01-09 01:37:30 +0000 UTC View PostPhillie Phanatics - Daily Comic 752
Nothing more toxic than Philly.
2025-01-08 02:10:58 +0000 UTC View PostUnjust World - Daily Comic 751
I am powerless as an artist to do anything but make fucked up little scuptures.
2025-01-06 05:27:35 +0000 UTC View PostHugboxing - Daily Comic 750
I need constant reassurance or else I will die.
2025-01-05 01:45:11 +0000 UTC View PostWeather - Daily Comic 749
I welcome the normalization of our enviro-catastrophe and casual collars with studs as fashion.
2025-01-04 02:00:53 +0000 UTC View PostGreat Conflict - Daily Comic 748
Two men engage in physical combat in order to defend their ideals.
2025-01-03 05:01:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Young Men - Daily Comic 746
Print media is coming back in style for some reason. And thus, lad mags will be of necessity for the oncoming political movement.
2024-12-12 20:23:23 +0000 UTC View PostProblems in Bed - Daily Comic 745
Feelin' the weight of the goddamn world.
2024-12-12 20:20:42 +0000 UTC View PostRat Patrol - Daily Comic 744
Alberta got rid of the rats. The rats fought back.
2024-12-09 17:37:20 +0000 UTC View PostDating Profile - Daily Comic 743
I am so bad at dating apps. I am so fucking bad at dating apps.
2024-12-07 15:35:00 +0000 UTC View PostDog Senses - Daily Comic 742
More "True Stories of Gender Awkwardness." Except for the dog's thoughts. I can't read dog minds... yet.
2024-12-05 23:22:12 +0000 UTC View PostBuffalo Bill - Daily Comic 741
I don't know what I expect when I post selfies.
2024-12-05 01:08:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Shaving - Daily Comic 739
I actually had this Cathy-ass observation while shaving my dumb legs.
2024-12-02 17:17:18 +0000 UTC View PostSmall Format Change to Podcast
Hi folks! I got tired of opinions and takes and my dumb thoughts, so the podcast is going to be devoted exclusively to music now. The $5 Patreon tier will thus grant early access to songs as I write them, as well as bonus songs. The $10 tier will still get you a shoutout on the podcast distribution of the podcast.
2024-12-01 23:21:38 +0000 UTC View PostCircumcision - Daily Comic 738
And now for a drastic tonal shift.
2024-12-01 22:52:27 +0000 UTC View Post