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PLS READ IMPORTANT UPDATES: health and rewards + all the bad things

Hey there, my Cosmian lovelies!

First off a big thank you for being here, especially now!
I know I’ve been supes quiet (almost TOO quiet) recently. I hope you haven't been too worried, I haven’t been kidnapped by Hydra and I’m not in solitary confinement from my double life as a sexy jewel thief...
Nope, nothing so exciting, I’m afraid. My radio silence is due to: BEING SUPER FUCKING SICK!
(Big shocker, I know!)

Let me ‘splain in TLDR format: I had serotoni...

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Sansa and starwars w Luxlo are LIVE NOW + Personal tough health updates

Left image Canadian Sansa is live now on my Tier 2 blog

Right image Beep Boop my star wars set with Luxlo is live on my Tier 3 Blog

And I'm gonna be dropping the Sansa noodz tonight so make sure you're tier 5.5 or 7+ if you want in on those but   View Post

Just dropped the first Sansa nood and it's 🔥🔥🔥

Uncensored here

Working on edits with Tim this week so should have more to share shortly!

Don't forget that tiers 2 & up are getting a mega tb album from ALL MY 2019 SETS as well as the Sansa set and tier 3 gets my r2d-derp star wars set with the gorgeous Luxlo!

(PS as always patrons see this first!)

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Introducing my comfy starwars look with Luxlo!

Full set for tier 3 along with the lewdest sansa piccies from Game of Thrones and a throwback lewd set highlighting ALL my 2019 sets/looks as well as all the stuff from tier 2 which...
Tier 2 is getting Lingerie Sansa as well as the slightly tamer throwback 2019 collage set. And my collage set I mean I'm taking my fav pics from all the sets I released last year and smushing them into an album for you!

J...

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Sansa in the hizouuuuse for the new year



What a way to start the year eh? With this bamf of a lady most people hated at the start of the series, but many grew to love haha. Sansa Stark is my fav character for game of thrones (Dany, tyrion, and margarie are close seconds)
Mostly bcs of our similarities, I very much related to her story arcs and charac...

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DEC XMAS BREAKDOWN!

Tier 2 sets (3 sets) :
🍬 Peppermint Twins 🍬



❄️ Icey Holo ❄️
2019-12-26 18:40:39 +0000 UTC View Post

All Dec sets are live!


All the downloadable links are up but I'm about to drop a full content breakdown so hold tight if you're a lil confused by the tiers!

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Arthur updates + emotional rambles

As some of you may know this week has been incredibly tough because on top of everything one of my two kitties got seriously sick. He was overnight at emergency and it sent me crashing back hard into the awful three months before I moved when Dewen was very ill... thinking each next vet trip was the one they were gonna tell me they would have to put her down. Obviously it was a really long road and even tho she's a spoonie like me she gets on okay now with her inhaler & allergy meds.
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🍬 Peppermint Twins 🍬 ft Rose Moon

More piccies here including the tier 3 Holo Yingyang peeks & double extra 🍑 here

Don't forget tier 6 NOW has screenshot privileges on my adult snapchat membership (reg at Tier 4)!

NEW PATREON GOAL TO COME OUT OF CAM RETIREMENT!!
As most of you know I was forced out of supporting myself via cam wo...

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BTS Ginny Hamby: Harry Potter & True Blood mashup shoot

Phew finally, the last of the Ginny Vids!!!

You saw the big leading up to the shoot vlog here, and some extra sexy video content with the longer full 2 min video here,  it has lots of super hawt topless blood stuff too if you're into that and the View Post

[video] Ginny Weasley/Jessica Hamby mashup FIRST SEXY NOODZ VID!

Full two min video on my Tier 2 blog right nowwwww, won't be up for long tho QUICK IF YOU WANNA SEE IT 

My first time making a sexy video like this, was esp nervous about the topless blood play, watcha think?? Massive shoutouts to my spoonie bestie Rachel shooting and editing this for me!!!

The uncensor...

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Dec content! All the rose moon!

More pics on my potato blog here, they're getting good feedback 😈



Got two super adorable (but they still get pretty spicey) sets with Rose we shot last week coming for Xmas! As you guys know my health had left me debilitated to the point of being bed bound for the last few weeks, so getting this shoot done was ...

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Happy Thanksgiving to my southern neighbours

Happy Thanksgiving to my neighbours too the south from your fav hat!

We had our Canadian one last month, it was the first Ive had to miss bcs of my health so that was rough, but I'm still so grateful for everything good that's happened this year!

I feel like I'm slowly building up my family (I was only close w my dad growing up) of blood & non-blood tho for the first time, and it's a bumpy ride but not even one I thought I'd ever be on so I'm beyond chuffed I am. I've lost...

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Forest Dipped & Sanguine Reflects: Both lewd sets & most noodz are live!

If you want to see a super cheeky 🍑 tease hop over here to my potato blog here, and some more teases of all the sets here


And if that isn't enough of a tease there are loads more piccies on my aim to misbehave blog tier here, including slightly l...

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NOVEMBER SETS BREAKDOWN! gorgeous soft ethereal forests baths AND booty n abs AND NOODZ OH MY

OH BOY WHAT MONTH

I mean I was in a migraine coma for most of it, but unlike past months I'm actually feeling a lil better and getting a lil more steady work done than the start of the month so THAT"S STILL PROGRESS!!!

Also I know our numbers are technically below noodz goal right now but don't worry I'm still going to release the set. It's def sucked seeing our fam slowly drop without my being able to bring in new peeps (bcs of illness or from platform bans) and it was honestly p...

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Migraines & messages

  

It's been really tough accessing my patreon mail via pc and the app likes to spazz and just randomly not show me some messages I don't know who I pissed off man... and even then because there's no dark mode it's only a few seconds at a time that I can read them bcs migraines ofc.  so whilst I haven't been the most on top of my stuff here I really appreciate your understanding and support through this ridiculous time. Know that I'm gonna get everyone their rewa...

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Forest Dipped first look teaser

This set is soso gorg you guys, and super peachy (a very flattering body suit plus last years plump booteh = daaaaaannnnggg possibly my fav bhutt shots ev)
It's live on my Tier 2 blog right now!

Still trying to juggle the intense migraine protocols I'm having to follow and I've been fighting all week to get one of my migraine meds renewed (still no go, a week later my neuro went on mat leave with no repla...

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NOV TIER CHANGES - all digi

Hello luvs,
Super down to the wire update I know, my apologies. This is day 7 migraine is getting bad & only have a few seconds at a time to use my phone before the triggers (light, focusing, muscles spazing, cognition) get too much and everything pulses and spins with awful vertigo and stabbing pains in my eyeballs. Pretty fucking frustrating trying to get any work done in that state as I'm sure you can imagine. I've been writing this post for bloody hours 🙃😭

Had a tonne ...

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Just dropped a full boudoir Wednesday Addams set & poll for 5th & 6th set!

The air pressure swings this weekend are literally double the worst ones I've seen in a year of daily tracking so my plan to catch up on a tonne of Oct backlog hasn't been going super swell.... battling awful pain levels and a migraine is hella rough but I'm doing what I can! Apologies if I licked something weird I haved like 5 interlinking posts dropped today and thats a bit much fo my migraine swiss cheese brain to juggle well! 
If you have any questions about content o...

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PICK THE SECOND SPOOPY BONUS SET!

I just dropped the first Wednesday Addams Bonus set (more deets here), but I want to do some extra bonuses this month to close of this chapter of my patreon journey w a bang!!

Whatever set from these 4  wins will drop on the Tier 2 blog Tuesday night, as well as a 3rd bonus mini set to Tier 1 of the runner up! 

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LAST FEW DAYS TO GET PHYSICAL REWARDS

After Oct 31st, no more physical rewards will be available via Patreon, therefore November will be the first digital content only month.


Okies, due to my health decline, and no pick up in the foreseeable future, I'm in the process of redoing my tiers to be more accessible/manageable with my current extreme physical limitions of only being able to work a few minutes a day (at best, and at worst ...

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Sorry not sorry, memes never die...

gifs coming shortly bcs I am incorrigible hehe

I've tried to make them like five times, but the app keeps crashing Lolol fml, I think I have one working but I can't post gif from my phone or they don't play and been too migraine-y to get to the pc so bear w me hehe.

What's your fav old meme?
📹 woketavo

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Dumbledaddy and his Gryffinwhore

As always patrons see it first (this has been up on tier 0 for a couple of days already, and my Tier 1 blog saw it right after we shot it a couple weeks ago + helped me decide stuff for the shoot!)

Sooooooo when Rachel (hotpinksun, my spoonie Senpai and wonderful soul) and I were in the Halloween store to grab accessories, we impromptu decided we could grab a wig amd whip up a Dumbledore with Tim as he had mentioned...

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OCT SPOOPY MASHUP: first peeks!

As always patrons see it first (this has been up on tier 0 for a couple of days already, and my Tier 1 blog saw it right after we shot it a couple weeks ago + helped me decide stuff for the shoot!)

Presenting my weird Ginny Weasley/Jessica Hamby mashup!
... Just thinking bout spells and blood and stuff, ya kno how it is being a vampire witch 🤣

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Just dropped more Crip Boss Bish 🔥👌

Still flared and ded from the Oct content shoot a couple days ago, but just wanted to give mah blog another lil taste of some of the lewder shots to tide you over till more images are ready!

I posted a couple more full size lewds (including an over the desk booteh shot 🔥) on my blog over hurrrrr

These sets are av...

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I need you to work late...

Yaaaaas, this look came together nicely!
(I just had to do a quick low res proof edit to show you, but the sets are high res)

Here's our test shoot images for comparison:


Took various combos of scantily clad for our lewd and nood tiers as well, couple more pics (ones got a smexy lingerie peek) as well as more info about the shoot on 2019-09-08 01:57:34 +0000 UTC View Post

CRIP BOSS BISH SHOOT *fiiiiinally*

Today went to hell in a handbasket, I ended up with a migraine so bad I was sobbing in the dark w icepacks on my face, and then having a breakdown after a real shitty medical call (still in the midst of the migraine, they tried to shame me bcs they'd been trying to get ahold of me for "two weeks", she called on the 29th...literally two business DAYS ago, but I was too confused at the time to defend myself). Luckily I hadn't gotten ready to shoot yet so at least no makeup was ruined 😂
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WINNER: Crip CEO Clara Cosmia OFFICIAL SEPT SHOOT! Ft poll results

Alliteration is one of the few joys I have left don't judge me bahah

Think this could have been my headshot on LinkedIn after school during my corporate life? 😂

Okay today was a small firey pit of hell bcs the mri was way more painful than I thought it was gonna be plus I still haven't slept more than 4 hours a night in a while omg I just want to rest 😭

Here's the...

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ALL NYMPH SETS HAVE DROPPED!

(header pic from the tier 2 set btw 💋)

Lil quick August digi content breakdown!


Mobile wallpaper (only $1! I know it doesn't seem like much but it really does add up and make a real difference in helpinv me support myself whilst creating cool content and keeping spreading my disability awareness to help ot...

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Clara in emerg: some not-great stuff happened

Firstly I'm home now, mostly stable & recovering, so don't worry 🖤

So yea that 4 day constant migraine just blew up sometime around Thursday (everything's very fuzzy) and I ended up in emerg over the weekend. I had wanted to record a vlog to tell you guys about the weekend cause it's been fucking nuts, nucking futs too, but apparently I'm even worse off than yesterday at the moment so I think this is gonna be a slow recovery... Or at least more than 2 days haha.

Take a pe...

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