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EARLY ACCESS! WATCH X (2022) MOVIE REVIEW

Watch now! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews Ti West’s new movie X (2022). Is it possible to make a good dirty movie?

A group of actors sets out to make an adult film in rural Texas under the noses of their reclusive hosts, but when the elderly couple catches their young guests in the act, the cast finds themselves in a desperate fight for their lives.

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NEW VIDEO FINISHED! X (2022) MOVIE REVIEW

New video is finished! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews Ti West’s new movie X (2022). Is it possible to make a good dirty movie?

A group of actors sets out to make an adult film in rural Texas under the noses of their reclusive hosts, but when the elderly couple catches their young guests in the act, the cast finds themselves in a desperate fight for their lives.

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EARLY ACCESS! WATCH OUR LEPRECHAUN (1993) REVIEW

Watch our luck run out! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews LEPRECHAUN (1993) starring Warwick Davis and Jennifer Aniston. Watch early right now!

Dan O'Grady (Shay Duffin) steals 100 gold coins from a leprechaun (Warwick Davis) while on vacation in Ireland. The leprechaun follows him home, but Dan locks the murderous midget in a crate, held at bay by a four-leaf clover. Ten years later, J.D. Redding (John Sanderford) and his daughter, Tory (Jennifer Aniston), rent O'Grady's property for the ...

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NEW VIDEO IS FINISHED! LEPRECHAUN (1993) REVIEW

A new video is finished and our luck just ran out! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews LEPRECHAUN (1993) starring Warwick Davis and Jennifer Aniston. 

Dan O'Grady (Shay Duffin) steals 100 gold coins from a leprechaun (Warwick Davis) while on vacation in Ireland. The leprechaun follows him home, but Dan locks the murderous midget in a crate, held at bay by a four-leaf clover. Ten years later, J.D. Redding (John Sanderford) and his daughter, Tory (Jennifer Aniston), rent O'Grady's propert...

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EARLY ACCESS! WATCH THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2022 REVIEW

Watch right now! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews the newest reboot of the TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE on the latest episode of Boots To Reboots

Influencers looking to breathe new life into a Texas ghost town encounter Leatherface, the legendary killer who wears a mask of human skin. Oh, and Sally is in it…

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NEW VIDEO FINISHED! TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2022 REVIEW

New video is finished! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews the newest reboot of the TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE on the latest episode of Boots To Reboots.

Influencers looking to breathe new life into a Texas ghost town encounter Leatherface, the legendary killer who wears a mask of human skin. Oh, and Sally is in it...

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EARLY ACCESS! BOOTS TO REBOOTS: WILLARD

WATCH EARLY! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews the 2003 remake of WILLARD on the latest episode of Boots To Reboots.

Desperate for companionship, the repressed Willard (Crispin Glover) befriends a group of rats that inhabit his late father's deteriorating mansion. In these furry creatures, Willard finds temporary refuge from daily abuse at the hands of his bedridden mother (Jackie Burroughs) and his father's old partner, Frank (R. Lee Ermey). Soon it becomes clear that the brood of rodents...

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NEW VIDEO FINISHED! BOOTS TO REBOOTS: WILLARD

New video is finished! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews the 2003 remake of WILLARD on the latest episode of Boots To Reboots.

Desperate for companionship, the repressed Willard (Crispin Glover) befriends a group of rats that inhabit his late father's deteriorating mansion. In these furry creatures, Willard finds temporary refuge from daily abuse at the hands of his bedridden mother (Jackie Burroughs) and his father's old partner, Frank (R. Lee Ermey). Soon it becomes clear that the brood ...

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EARLY ACCESS! WATCH THE SCREAM (2022) REVIEW

Watch now! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews (no spoilers) the new SCREAM movie aka Scream 2022 aka Scream 5 aka the one not directed by Wes Craven.

Twenty-five years after a streak of brutal murders shocked the quiet town of Woodsboro, Calif., a new killer dons the Ghostface mask and begins targeting a group of teenagers to resurrect secrets from the town's deadly past.

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NEW VIDEO FINISHED! SCREAM (2022) REVIEW

New video is finished! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews (no spoilers) the new SCREAM movie aka Scream 2022 aka Scream 5 aka the one not directed by Wes Craven.

Twenty-five years after a streak of brutal murders shocked the quiet town of Woodsboro, Calif., a new killer dons the Ghostface mask and begins targeting a group of teenagers to resurrect secrets from the town's deadly past.

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JANUARY UPDATE

Hello, Stitched Together Family! Well it finally happened. I got Covid last week. What a great Christmas gift! 

I started getting symptoms last Tuesday. I had headaches, body aches, fever, chills, sore throat and a cough. I was hoping it was just a bad cold, but then I lost my smell and taste on Sunday. I tested myself and it was positive. Today I’m starting to feel better. I think the cough is almost gone. 

I’ve been stuck in my basement binging the SCREAM movies in...

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EARLY ACCESS! WATCH THE KRAMPUS REVIEW

Watch now! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews Michael Dougherty's KRAMPUS. You Better watch out!

While the holiday season represents the most magical time of year, ancient European folklore warns of Krampus, a horned beast who punishes naughty children at Christmastime. When dysfunctional family squabbling causes young Max to lose his festive spirit, it unleashes the wrath of the fearsome demon. As Krampus lays siege to the Engel home, mom (Toni Collette), dad (Adam Scott), sister (Stefania...

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NEW VIDEO FINISHED! KRAMPUS REVIEW

New video is finished! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews Michael Dougherty's KRAMPUS. You Better watch out!

While the holiday season represents the most magical time of year, ancient European folklore warns of Krampus, a horned beast who punishes naughty children at Christmastime. When dysfunctional family squabbling causes young Max to lose his festive spirit, it unleashes the wrath of the fearsome demon. As Krampus lays siege to the Engel home, mom (Toni Collette), dad (Adam Scott), sist...

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EARLY ACCESS! WATCH THE CHUCKY SEASON ONE REVIEW

New video is finished! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews season one of USA and SYFY's new series CHUCKY!

After a vintage Chucky doll turns up at a suburban yard sale, an idyllic American town is thrown into chaos as a series of horrifying murders begins to expose the town's hypocrisies and secrets. Meanwhile, the arrival of enemies and allies from Chucky's past threatens to expose the truth behind the killings, as well as the demon doll's untold origins as a seemingly ordinary child who so...

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NEW VIDEO FINISHED! CHUCKY SEASON ONE REVIEW

New video is finished! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews season one of USA and SYFY's new series CHUCKY!

After a vintage Chucky doll turns up at a suburban yard sale, an idyllic American town is thrown into chaos as a series of horrifying murders begins to expose the town's hypocrisies and secrets. Meanwhile, the arrival of enemies and allies from Chucky's past threatens to expose the truth behind the killings, as well as the demon doll's untold origins as a seemingly ordinary child who so...

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EARLY ACCESS! WATCH THE BLACK FRIDAY MOVIE REVIEW

Watch early! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews BLACK FRIDAY starring Bruce Campbell, Devon Sawa, Ivan Baquero, Ryan Lee and Michael Jai White.

On Thanksgiving night, disgruntled toy store employees begrudgingly arrive for work to open the store at midnight for the busiest shopping day of the year. Meanwhile, an alien parasite crashes to Earth in a meteor. This group of misfits, led by store manager Jonathan and longtime employee Ken, soon find themselves battling hordes of holiday shoppers...

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NEW VIDEO FINISHED! BLACK FRIDAY MOVIE REVIEW

New video is finished! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews BLACK FRIDAY starring Bruce Campbell, Devon Sawa, Ivan Baquero, Ryan Lee and Michael Jai White.

On Thanksgiving night, disgruntled toy store employees begrudgingly arrive for work to open the store at midnight for the busiest shopping day of the year. Meanwhile, an alien parasite crashes to Earth in a meteor. This group of misfits, led by store manager Jonathan and longtime employee Ken, soon find themselves battling hordes of holida...

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EARLY ACCESS! WATCH THE GEORGE ROMERO ZOMBIE RANKING

Watch now! The Maniacal Cinephile ranks all 6 zombie films from George A. Romero, The Godfather of Zombies. It was fun to bust out the Bub costume again. I haven't done that since the Boots To Reboots: Day of the Dead episode.

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NEW VIDEO FINISHED! RANKING GEORGE ROMERO'S ZOMBIE FILMS

A new video is finished! The Maniacal Cinephile ranks all 6 zombie films from George A. Romero, The Godfather of Zombies. It was fun to bust out the Bub costume again. I haven't done that since the Boots To Reboots: Day of the Dead episode.

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Thank you so much, Stitched Together Family!

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REVIEW UPDATE: 11-16-21

Hello, Stitched Together Family! 

Here's an update on what I'm working on currently. As you can see in the picture above, an old friend visited me while shooting my next video. For those that were patrons last year, you may remember a poll I did asking what I should review next. It looked like a ranking of George A. Romero's zombie films was gonna win, but it was beat by a Boots To Reboots for The Crazies. So this year I decided to rank Romero's zombie films since that came in seco...

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EARLY ACCESS! WATCH THE PUMPKINHEAD REVIEW

Watch now! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews the 1988 cult film PUMPKINHEAD directed by Stan Winston and starring Lance Henriksen.

After his son dies in a hit-and-run accident, Ed Harley seeks revenge against the teenagers responsible. With the help of a local witch, Ed summons the vengeful demon Pumpkinhead to hunt and kill the group of friends. But when Ed discovers a bond between himself and the creature, he begins to have second thoughts about employing the vicious monster, and he figh...

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NEW VIDEO FINISHED! PUMPKINHEAD (1988) REVIEW

New video is finished! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews the 1988 cult film PUMPKINHEAD directed by Stan Winston and starring Lance Henriksen.

After his son dies in a hit-and-run accident, Ed Harley seeks revenge against the teenagers responsible. With the help of a local witch, Ed summons the vengeful demon Pumpkinhead to hunt and kill the group of friends. But when Ed discovers a bond between himself and the creature, he begins to have second thoughts about employing the vicious monster,...

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EARLY ACCESS! WATCH HALLOWEEN KILLS REVIEW

Watch now! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews HALLOWEEN KILLS. If you saw it this weekend, what did you think?

PLOT: The nightmare isn't over as unstoppable killer Michael Myers escapes from Laurie Strode's trap to continue his ritual bloodbath. Injured and taken to the hospital, Laurie fights through the pain as she inspires residents of Haddonfield, Ill., to rise up against Myers. Taking matters into their own hands, the Strode women and other survivors form a vigilante mob to hunt down M...

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NEW VIDEO FINISHED! HALLOWEEN KILLS REVIEW

New video is finished! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews HALLOWEEN KILLS. If you saw it this weekend, what did you think?

PLOT: The nightmare isn't over as unstoppable killer Michael Myers escapes from Laurie Strode's trap to continue his ritual bloodbath. Injured and taken to the hospital, Laurie fights through the pain as she inspires residents of Haddonfield, Ill., to rise up against Myers. Taking matters into their own hands, the Strode women and other survivors form a vigilante mob to...

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REVIEW UPDATE 10-12-21

Here’s the latest update on the next couple movie reviews coming this month. This weekend we got Halloween Kills coming out so expect a video on the new Michael Myers flick. We’ve been waiting over a year for this one so I hope it delivers.

Also, closer to Halloween I will be putting out a video for the 1988 movie Pumpkinhead. The script is finished and I have already started editing the video. 

On a side note, who is checking out the new Chucky tv show today? I don't hav...

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ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY AND NEW EVIL ANDY SHIRT

Hello, Stitched Together Family! October marks our one year anniversary on Patreon. It’s been an incredible year and I can’t thank you enough for all of the support. It’s been a huge help.

For those in the $5 tier who watched the Q&A video you may remember I was working on an Evil Andy Mug Shot design for a shirt. Well it’s finished and I just received my product sample. As a thank you for the past year here’s a code to all Patrons for 10% off. The promotion ends on Octobe...

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EARLY ACCESS! WATCH MALIGNANT REVIEW

New video is finished! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews James Wan's newest horror film, MALIGNANT.

Madison is paralyzed by shocking visions of grisly murders, and her torment worsens as she discovers that these waking dreams are in fact terrifying realities. Who is Gabriel?

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NEW VIDEO FINISHED! MALIGNANT REVIEW

New video is finished! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews James Wan's newest horror film, MALIGNANT.

Madison is paralyzed by shocking visions of grisly murders, and her torment worsens as she discovers that these waking dreams are in fact terrifying realities. Who is Gabriel?

Second and third tier members will be able to watch right now. However, a YouTube ad-friendly version will be available to everyone else after the early access period.

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EARLY ACCESS! CANDYMAN 1992 REVIEW

Watch now! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews the original CANDYMAN.

Plot: Skeptical graduate student Helen Lyle (Virginia Madsen) befriends Anne-Marie McCoy (Vanessa Williams) while researching superstitions in a housing project on Chicago's Near North Side. From Anne-Marie, Helen learns about the Candyman (Tony Todd), a knife-wielding figure of urban legend that some of her neighbors believe to be responsible for a recent murder. After a mysterious man matching the Candyman's description ...

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NEW VIDEO FINISHED! CANDYMAN 1992 REVIEW

New video is finished! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews the original CANDYMAN. Who is excited for the reboot this weekend?

Plot: Skeptical graduate student Helen Lyle (Virginia Madsen) befriends Anne-Marie McCoy (Vanessa Williams) while researching superstitions in a housing project on Chicago's Near North Side. From Anne-Marie, Helen learns about the Candyman (Tony Todd), a knife-wielding figure of urban legend that some of her neighbors believe to be responsible for a recent murder. Aft...

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