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WATCH NOW! DON'T BREATHE 2 MOVIE REVIEW

New video is finished! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews DON’T BREATHE 2.

Hiding out for years in an isolated cabin, Norman Nordstrom aka The Blind Man has taken in and raised a young girl orphaned from a house fire. Their quiet existence is shattered when a group of kidnappers show up and take the girl, forcing Norman to leave his safe haven to save her.

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NEW VIDEO FINISHED! DON'T BREATHE 2 MOVIE REVIEW

New video is finished! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews DON’T BREATHE 2.

Hiding out for years in an isolated cabin, Norman Nordstrom aka The Blind Man has taken in and raised a young girl orphaned from a house fire. Their quiet existence is shattered when a group of kidnappers show up and take the girl, forcing Norman to leave his safe haven to save her.

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POLL: WHICH UPCOMING MOVIES SHOULD I REVIEW?

So here is a list of movies coming to theaters and VOD in the upcoming months leading up to October. I'm curious which movies interest you the most? Any upcoming movies not on the list you'd like to see? Also when it comes to Candyman and Halloween Kills I'm torn on reviewing them opening weekend or waiting until they hit dvd/blu ray and doing a longer Boots To Reboots style review for them. What should I do? Strike while the iron is hot or wait? 

Poll ends this Friday and you shou...

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WATCH NOW! BOOTS TO REBOOTS: PIRANHA

New video is finished! The Maniacal Cinephile crosses the remake of PIRANHA off the list. To watch this uncensored Patreon Cut you'll need the password.

Password: RazorTeeth

https://vimeo.com/580849776

Spring break turns gory when an underground tremor releases hundreds of prehistoric, carnivorous fish into Lake Victoria, a popular waterside resort. Local cop Julie Forester (Elisabeth Shue) must join forces ...

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NEW VIDEO FINISHED! BOOTS TO REBOOTS: PIRANHA

New video is finished! The Maniacal Cinephile crosses the remake of PIRANHA off the list.

Spring break turns gory when an underground tremor releases hundreds of prehistoric, carnivorous fish into Lake Victoria, a popular waterside resort. Local cop Julie Forester (Elisabeth Shue) must join forces with a band of unlikely strangers (though they are badly outnumbered) to destroy the ravenous creatures before everyone becomes fish food.

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REVIEW UPDATE 07-18-21

Here's the latest update on the next Boots To Reboots episode. I'll be crossing the remake of PIRANHA off the list. The script is finished. I'm currently doing some preproduction editing and will be shooting soon. Last July I did JAWS so I thought I'd look at what Steven Spielberg called the best of the JAWS ripoffs. The remake was directed by Alexandre Aja who has a decent track record.

In the future, what other summer related horror movies would you like to see involving the water, be...

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FEAR STREET PART ONE: 1994 MOVIE REVIEW

New video is finished! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews Netflix’s FEAR STREET PART ONE: 1994 the first movie in a new trilogy based on the books of R.L. Stine. Streamer beware… you’re in for a scare.

A circle of teenage friends accidentally encounter the ancient evil responsible for a series of brutal murders that have plagued their town for over 300 years. Welcome to Shadyside.

For my birthday last week I finally caved after years and bought a new camera. I had been using a C...

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NEW VIDEO! FEAR STREET PART ONE: 1994 REVIEW

New video is finished! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews Netflix’s FEAR STREET PART ONE: 1994 the first movie in a new trilogy based on the books of R.L. Stine. Streamer beware… you’re in for a scare.

A circle of teenage friends accidentally encounter the ancient evil responsible for a series of brutal murders that have plagued their town for over 300 years. Welcome to Shadyside.

For my birthday last week I finally caved after years and bought a new camera. I had been using a C...

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BOOTS TO REBOOTS: THE STEPFATHER (2009) REMAKE

Happy Father’s Day! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews the remake of THE STEPFATHER on the latest episode of Boots To Reboots. This is an uncensored Patreon Cut version. You will need the password below to watch the video.

Password: Whoamihere?

When Michael Harding (Penn Badgley) returns home from military school, he discovers that his mother (Sela Ward) has a new man, named David (Dylan Walsh), in her life. Though David makes Michael's mother very happy, Michael cannot seem to shak...

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NEW VIDEO! BOOTS TO REBOOTS: THE STEPFATHER

Happy Father’s Day! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews the remake of THE STEPFATHER on the latest episode of Boots To Reboots.

When Michael Harding (Penn Badgley) returns home from military school, he discovers that his mother (Sela Ward) has a new man, named David (Dylan Walsh), in her life. Though David makes Michael's mother very happy, Michael cannot seem to shake feelings of distrust. He becomes increasingly suspicious of the man and wonders if the pleasant exterior hides a sinister ...

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THE CONJURING 3 MOVIE REVIEW

The Devil made me do it! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews the third Conjuring movie.

Paranormal investigators Ed and Lorraine Warren take on one of the most sensational cases of their careers after a cop stumbles upon a dazed and bloodied young man walking down the road. Accused of murder, the suspect claims demonic possession as his defense, forcing the Warrens into a supernatural inquiry unlike anything they've ever seen before. Directed by Michael Chaves.

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NEW VIDEO! THE CONJURING 3 MOVIE REVIEW

The Devil made me do it! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews the third Conjuring movie.

Paranormal investigators Ed and Lorraine Warren take on one of the most sensational cases of their careers after a cop stumbles upon a dazed and bloodied young man walking down the road. Accused of murder, the suspect claims demonic possession as his defense, forcing the Warrens into a supernatural inquiry unlike anything they've ever seen before. Directed by Michael Chaves.

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BOOTS TO REBOOTS: PROM NIGHT (2008)

Prom Night… It’s a night to die for! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews PROM NIGHT (2008) a remake of the 1980 original on the latest episode of Boots To Reboots.

Plot: When a deranged high-school teacher kills the family of the girl, Donna, that he loves, in a disturbed attempt to force her into a relationship with him, the man is caught and sent to prison. Good. End of movie… wait there’s more. However years later, at her high school prom, Donna is about to come face to face with ...

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NEW VIDEO! BOOTS TO REBOOTS: PROM NIGHT

Prom Night… It’s a night to die for! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews PROM NIGHT (2008) a remake of the 1980 original on the latest episode of Boots To Reboots.

Plot: When a deranged high-school teacher kills the family of the girl, Donna, that he loves, in a disturbed attempt to force her into a relationship with him, the man is caught and sent to prison. Good. End of movie… wait there’s more. However years later, at her high school prom, Donna is about to come face to face with ...

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SPIRAL: FROM THE BOOK OF SAW MOVIE REVIEW

I want to play a game... In this video, the Maniacal Cinephile reviews SPIRAL: FROM THE BOOK OF SAW. It's another SAW movie... kinda.

Working in the shadow of his father, Detective Ezekiel "Zeke" Banks and his rookie partner take charge of an investigation into grisly murders that are eerily reminiscent of the city's gruesome past. Unwittingly entrapped in a deepening mystery, Zeke finds himself at the center of the killer's morbid game. Directed by Darren Lynn Bousman.

Second and...

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NEW VIDEO! SPIRAL: FROM THE BOOK OF SAW REVIEW

I want to play a game... In this video, the Maniacal Cinephile reviews SPIRAL: FROM THE BOOK OF SAW. It's another SAW movie... kinda.

Working in the shadow of his father, Detective Ezekiel "Zeke" Banks and his rookie partner take charge of an investigation into grisly murders that are eerily reminiscent of the city's gruesome past. Unwittingly entrapped in a deepening mystery, Zeke finds himself at the center of the killer's morbid game. Directed by Darren Lynn Bousman.

Second and...

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REVIEW UPDATE 05-03-21

Here's the latest update on the next Boots To Reboots episode. I'll be crossing the remake of PROM NIGHT off the list. The script is finished. I'm currently doing some preproduction editing and will be shooting soon. The same director and writer also worked on THE STEPFATHER so I'm thinking of doing that remake in June for Father's Day. 

We also have new movies like SPIRAL, ARMY OF THE DEAD and THE CONJURING III coming out soon. I'd like to make videos for all of those new releases...

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BOOTS TO REBOOTS: MORTAL KOMBAT (2021)

Get over here… because a new BOOTS TO REBOOTS is finished! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews Mortal Kombat (2021) a reboot of the video game film series. Mortal Kombat stars Lewis Tan, Jessica McNamee, Josh Lawson, Joe Taslim and Hiroyuki Sanada. Directed by Simon McQuoid.

Second and third tier members will be able to watch right now. However, a YouTube ad-friendly version will be available to everyone else after the early access period.

Thank you so much, Stitched Together Family!...

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NEW VIDEO! BOOTS TO REBOOTS: MORTAL KOMBAT

Get over here… because a new BOOTS TO REBOOTS is finished! The Maniacal Cinephile reviews Mortal Kombat (2021) a reboot of the video game film series. Mortal Kombat stars Lewis Tan, Jessica McNamee, Josh Lawson, Joe Taslim and Hiroyuki Sanada. Directed by Simon McQuoid.

Second and third tier members will be able to watch right now. However, a YouTube ad-friendly version will be available to everyone else after the early access period.

Thank you so much, Stitched Together Family!...

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GODZILLA VS. KONG MOVIE REVIEW

A new MANIACAL CINEPHILE video is finished and uploaded! This week we take a look at Legendary Pictures' latest entry in the MonsterVerse, GODZILLA VS. KONG!

Second and third tier members will be able to watch right now. However, a YouTube ad-friendly version will be available to everyone else after the early access period.

Thank you so much, Stitched Together Family!

https://youtu.be/YS63Y_nfm6A

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NEW VIDEO UPLOADED! GODZILLA VS. KONG REVIEW

A new MANIACAL CINEPHILE video is finished and uploaded! This week we take a look at Legendary Pictures' latest entry in the MonsterVerse, GODZILLA VS. KONG!

Second and third tier members will be able to watch right now. However, a YouTube ad-friendly version will be available to everyone else after the early access period.

Thank you so much, Stitched Together Family!

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BOOTS TO REBOOTS: THE THING PATREON CUT

A new BOOTS TO REBOOTS is finished and uploaded! Episode 44 crosses the remake of THE THING (1982) off the list.

I've put this one off for years because it’s my favorite John Carpenter film and I wanted to get it right. Also, there is A LOT to talk about. There's the novella WHO GOES THERE? that inspired the movies, the original 1951 film THE THING FROM ANOTHER WORLD, Carpenter's remake and then the 2011 prequel also simply titled THE THING. Plus, all the popular fan theories to discu...

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NEW VIDEO UPLOADED! BOOTS TO REBOOTS: THE THING

A new BOOTS TO REBOOTS is finished and uploaded! Episode 44 crosses the remake of THE THING (1982) off the list.

I've put this one off for years because it’s my favorite John Carpenter film and I wanted to get it right. Also, there is A LOT to talk about. There's the novella WHO GOES THERE? that inspired the movies, the original 1951 film THE THING FROM ANOTHER WORLD, Carpenter's remake and then the 2011 prequel also simply titled THE THING. Plus, all the popular fan theories to discu...

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WILLY'S WONDERLAND: MOVIE REVIEW

A new Maniacal Cinephile movie review is finished and uploaded! This video takes a look at the latest Nicolas Cage film WILLY'S WONDERLAND. A mute, soda chugging janitor battles satanic animatronics. It's weird.

Second and third tier members will be able to watch right now. The rest will be able to view after the early access period. Hope you like it and thanks for the support.

Also, Happy Valentine's Day, Stitched Together Family!

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NEW VIDEO UPLOADED! WILLY'S WONDERLAND REVIEW

A new Maniacal Cinephile movie review is finished and uploaded! This video takes a look at the latest Nicolas Cage film WILLY'S WONDERLAND. A mute, soda chugging janitor battles satanic animatronics. It's weird.

Second and third tier members will be able to watch right now. The rest will be able to view after the early access period. Hope you like it and thanks for the support.

Also, Happy Valentine's Day, Stitched Together Family!

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REVIEW UPDATE 02-10-21

Here's the latest update on the next Boots To Reboots episode. I'll be taking a look at one of my favorite films, John Carpenter's THE THING.

I've put this one off for years because I want to get it right and also because there is A LOT to talk about. There's the novella WHO GOES THERE? that inspired the movies, the original 1951 film THE THING FROM ANOTHER WORLD, Carpenter's remake and then the 2011 prequel also simply titled THE THING. Plus, all the popular fan theories to discuss and...

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PSYCHO GOREMAN: MOVIE REVIEW

A new Maniacal Cinephile movie review is finished and uploaded! This video takes a look at the latest horror/comedy from writer/director Steven Kostanski (The Void). I'm curious to see how many have even heard of this movie? Was it on anybody's radar?

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Hope you like it and thanks for the support!

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NEW VIDEO UPLOADED! PSYCHO GOREMAN REVIEW

A new Maniacal Cinephile movie review is finished and uploaded! This video takes a look at the latest horror/comedy from writer/director Steven Kostanski (The Void). I'm curious to see how many have even heard of this movie? Was it on anybody's radar?

Second and third tier members will be able to watch right now. The rest will be able to view after the early access period.

Hope you like it and thanks for the support!

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BOOTS TO REBOOTS: CHILD'S PLAY PATREON CUT

A new BOOTS TO REBOOTS is finished and uploaded! Episode 43 crosses the remake of CHILD’S PLAY off the list. The fans have been asking for it and they got it. I hope you enjoy because a lot of work went into this one trying to figure out how to bring Chucky to life. Once again a big thanks to patron Austin Trench for supplying the voice.

Second and third tier members will be able to watch this uncensored "Patreon Cut" right now. However, a YouTube ad-friendly version will be available...

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NEW VIDEO UPLOADED! BOOTS TO REBOOTS: CHILD’S PLAY

A new BOOTS TO REBOOTS is finished and uploaded! Episode 43 crosses the remake of CHILD’S PLAY off the list. The fans have been asking for it, and they got it. I hope you enjoy because a lot of work went into this one trying to figure out how to bring Chucky to life. Once again a big thanks to patron Austin Trench for supplying the voice.

Second and third tier members will be able to watch this uncensored "Patreon Cut" right now. However, a YouTube ad-friendly version will be availabl...

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