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May 22nd, 2024 - "Beautiful Hole" with Hank the Tank (Mark Rennie)

This week, the Big Silly News Boys discuss and incredibly important and serious competition being held in Lansing, Michigan next week, and also find out what a presidential candidate thinks about orca's sinking boats in the Straits of Gibraltar. They're also joined by Hank the Tank (Mark Rennie), a bear that has been captured after breaking into 21 homes in Lake Tahoe.

Follow the show on social media @brettdemottshow everywhere!

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BONUS HEADLINE - "That's the Point of the Portal" (Patreon Exclusive)

This week's Bonus Headline is a story in three parts about an art installation in NYC and Dublin that ended up being used for EXACTLY what they SHOULD HAVE KNOWN it was GOING TO BE USED FOR! Join us on Patreon and get the full back-catalogue (free feed only has about 6 months!), as well as video of every episode, a weekly bonus episode, and the entire back catalogue of Brett's old Twitch talk show How...

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BONUS HEADLINE - "That's the Point of the Portal" (Patreon Exclusive)

This week's Bonus Headline is a story in three parts about an art installation in NYC and Dublin that ended up being used for EXACTLY what they SHOULD HAVE KNOWN it was GOING TO BE USED FOR!

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The Super Spectacular Summer Preview Spectacular with Adam Wintour (Mark Schroeder)

This week the BSNB scoop every other major media outlet and give you a summer preview like no other, WEEKS before Summer's official start. They're joined by Adam Wintour (Mark Schroeder) to talk summer fashion, summer travel on a budget, and take some of your most pressing summer questions. Then they attempt a summer movie preview... and well... just listen.


Follow the show on social media @brettdemottshow everywhere! And join us on Patreon!

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May 15th, 2024 - "The Super Spectacular Summer Preview Spectacular with Adam Wintour (Mark Schroeder)

This week the BSNB scoop every other major media outlet and give you a summer preview like no other, WEEKS before Summer's official start. They're joined by Adam Wintour (Mark Schroeder) to talk summer fashion, summer travel on a budget, and take some of your most pressing summer questions. They they attempt a summer movie preview... and well... yeah... sorry...

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BONUS HEADLINE - "Met Gala Schmet Gala" (Patreon Exclusive)

This week the fellas threw out the planned episode because they were reminded that the Met Gala was happening and they needed to review the looks... early reviews are in-- trash. Not fun enough. Everyone played it safe. But the episode is fun at least. Join us on Patreon and get the full back-catalogue (free feed only has about 6 months!), as well as video of every episode, a weekly bonus episode, ...

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BONUS HEADLINE - "Met Gala Shmet Gala" (Patreon Exclusive)

This week the fellas threw out the planned episode because they were reminded that the Met Gala was happening and they needed to review the looks... early reviews are in-- trash. Not fun enough. Everyone played it safe. But the episode is fun at least.

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Forgive Me Father for AI Have Sinned with Father Justin (Nick Wiger)

This week the BSNB talk diss tracks (Kendrick/Drake, as well as one they received in their inbox about THEM!?). They also discuss the possibility that restaurants may be catfishing people on dating apps to drum up business. To top it off, this week they're joined by the world's first ever AI Priest, Father Justin (Nick Wiger - Doughboys, Get Played) to finally confess some of their sins.


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May 8th, 2024 "Forgive Me Father for AI Have Sinned" with Father Justin (Nick Wiger)

This week the BSNB talk diss tracks (Kendrick/Drake, as well as one they received in their inbox about THEM!?). They also discuss the possibility that restaurants may be catfishing people on dating apps to drum up business. To top it off, this week they're joined by the worlds first ever AI Priest, Father Justin (Nick Wiger - Doughboys, Get Played) to finally confess some of their sins.

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BONUS HEADLINE - "What's Your Route?" (Patreon Exclusive)

This week the fellas check out a interesting map that was sent in by a listener... we won't spoil it, but needless to say it's basically exactly what you'd expect... okay we will spoil it... it's a map of the most popular kink's by state...


HERE IT IS:

KINK MAP

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BONUS HEADLINE - "What's Your Route" (Patreon Exclusive)

This week the fellas check out a interesting map that was sent in by a listener... we won't spoil it, but needless to say it's basically exactly what you'd expect... okay we will spoil it... it's a map of the most popular kink's by state...

HERE IT IS:

KINK MAP

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What's the Deal with The Nutmobile with Mossimo Lasagna Merona (Dan Lippert)

This week the BSNB react to Seinfeld saying "the far left and PC crap" killed comedy, as well as discuss Brett's Mike Tyson inspired foray into boxing, and an update on the Ocean 11. They're also joined by professional driver Mossimo Lasagna Moreno (Dan Lippert) to discuss how driving the Planter's Nutmobile is the perfect job for him.


Audio quality on Brett's mic is a little iffy this week due to a last minute technical difficulty-- apologies in advance!


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May 1st, 2024 - "What's the Deal with The Nutmobile" with Mossimo Lasagna Merona (Dan Lippert)

This week the BSNB react to Seinfeld saying "the far left and PC crap" killed comedy, as well as discuss Brett's Mike Tyson inspired foray into boxing, and an update on the Ocean 11. They're also joined by professional driver Mossimo Lasagna Moreno (Dan Lippert) to discuss how driving the Planter's Nutmobile is the perfect job for him.

Audio quality on Brett's mic is a little iffy this week due to a last minute technical difficulty-- apologies in advance!

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BONUS HEADLINE - "Baby. New Vessel. Bashar" (Patreon Exclusive)

This week on the Bonus Headline the BSNB tackle the age old question of whether a "life sentence" in prison means that you should be free after you die once and are resuscitated. Then they "A" a few "Qs" from the discord!


Join us on Patreon and get the full back-catalogue (free feed only has about 6 months!), as well as video of every episode, a weekly bonus episode, and the entire b...

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BONUS HEADLINE - "Baby. New Vessel. Bashar" (Patreon Exclusive)

This week on the Bonus Headline the BSNB tackle the age old question of whether a "life sentence" in prison means that you should be free after you die once and are resuscitated. Then they "A" a few "Qs" from the discord!

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I Knew The Whole Time with Beverly Sinclair (Betsy Sodaro)

This week the BSNB chat with Beverly Sinclair (Betsy Sodaro), the bank teller at the bank where a woman attempted to sign loan documents with her dead uncle's corpse. They also discuss the new Taylor Swift album and Buddy took a stab at the sort of open hearted vulnerability T-Swift is so good at. Then later a little piss news inspires the fellas to desperately try to make it onto one of those wild TLC Shows about people who are obsessed with weird stuff.


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April 24th, 2024 - "I Knew The Whole Time" with Beverly Sinclair (Betsy Sodaro)

This week the BSNB chat with Beverly Sinclair (Betsy Sodaro), the bank teller at the bank where a woman attempted to sign loan documents with her dead uncle's corpse. They also discuss the new Taylor Swift album and Buddy took a stab at the sort of open hearted vulnerability T-Swift is so good at. Then later a little piss news inspires the fellas to desperately try to make it onto one of those wild TLC Shows about people who are obsessed with weird stuff.

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BONUS HEADLINE - "The Eclipse Was Nuts" (Patreon Exclusive)

This week on your Patreon Exclusive Bonus Headline, the BSNB react to a few really fun videos that y'all submitted! Prolly the least NSFW episode of The Bonus Headline we've ever done.


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Snackwards Cam

Porch pirate...

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BONUS HEADLINE "The Eclipse Was Nuts" (Patreon Exclusive)

This week on your Patreon Exclusive Bonus Headline, the BSNB react to a few really fun videos that y'all submitted! Prolly the least NSFW episode of The Bonus Headline we've ever done.

Here's some links:

Snackwards Cam

Porch pirate disguised as trash bag steal...

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Aussie Girls At The Museum with Peppers (Lamar Woods)

This week the BSNB talk about their huge opportunity to do interviews at Coachella that got ruined by some pretty horrible table placement (and they have audio to prove it!), and they discuss OJ Simpson's ranking on a pretty rough list. They're also joined by Peppers (Lamar Woods), a security guard at a German art museum that's in some hot water after an incident with a co-worker!


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April 17th, 2024 - "Aussie Girls At The Museum" with Peppers (Lamar Woods)

This week the BSNB talk about their huge opportunity to do interviews at Coachella that got ruined by some pretty horrible table placement (and they have audio to prove it!), and they discuss OJ Simpson's ranking on a pretty rough list. They're also joined by Peppers (Lamar Woods), a security guard at a German art museum that's in some hot water after an incident with a co-worker!

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BONUS HEADLINE - "An Episode About Art" (Patreon Exclusive)

This week our buddy Bill Walton sent us a flyer for an art exhibit he thought we'd like, so we took a deep dive into the artist's instagram...


Keep Guzzlin'


The Artist's Instagram

Join us on Patreon and get the full back-catalogu...

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BONUS HEADLINE "An Episode About Art" (Patreon Exclusive)

This week our buddy Bill Walton sent us a flyer for an art exhibit he thought we'd like, so we took a deep dive into the artist's instagram...

HEADS UP THERE ARE SOME WILD DRAWINGS ON THIS GUY'S IG! Picasso abstract NSFWs.

Keep Guzzlin'

The Artist's Instagram

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Lake Como Clooney Heist with Gwen & Dom Toniq (Emily Gonzalez & Joel Jensen)

This week the BSNBs feel something strange in the air, and Buddy assumes its because of the eclipse. Then they welcome a set of parents Dom and Gwen Toniq (Joel Jensen & Emily Gonzalez - A Couple on Patreon) who turned their 11 and 12 year old sons in for a bank robbery--but there's way more to the story. Finally Brett falls to pieces when an A.I. music app makes a better theme song for the sho...

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April 10th, 2024 "Lake Como Clooney Heist" with Gwen & Dom Toniq (Emily Gonzalez & Joel Jensen)

This week the BSNBs feel something strange in the air, and Buddy assumes its because of the eclipse. Then they welcome a set of parents Dom and Gwen Toniq (Joel Jensen & Emily Gonzalez - A Couple on Patreon) who turned their 11 and 12 year old sons in for a bank robbery--but there's way more to the story. Finally Brett falls to pieces when an A.I. music app makes a better theme song for the show than he ever could (the future is bleak, folks!). Follow us on social media @brettdemottshow a...

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BONUS HEADLINES "Is This What The Freaks Want?" (Patreon Exclusive)

This week's bonus headline goes just about as far down the line as Brett and Buddy can handle, but this is what the freaks want, right? Join us on Patreon and get the full back-catalogue (free feed only has about 6 months!), as well as video of every episode, a weekly bonus episode, and the entire back catalogue of Brett's old Twitch talk show How Ya Been? (ft. Paul F. Tompkins, Lauren Lapkus, Mary Ho...

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BONUS HEADLINES "Is This What The Freaks Want?" (Patreon Exclusive)

CONTENT WARNING: This video has some non graphic images of s*x toys in it... so maybe don't watch at work!

This week's bonus headline goes just about as far down the line as Brett and Buddy can handle, but this is what the freaks want, right?

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April 3rd, 2024 "Final Four Funeral" with Parlay Pete (Yak Manrique)

This week, the BSNBs chat Final Four Parlay's with the Sultan of Spreads himself Parlay Pete (Yak Manrique) who also weighs in on the Shohei Ohtani Gambling Scandal gripping major league baseball. Later the fellas chat about what the apocalypse looks like for household pets, and Buddy introduces a new segment that makes Brett EXTRAORDINARILY uncomfortable!

Follow the show on social media - @brettdemottshow everywhere.

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Final Four Funeral with Parlay Pete (Yak Manrique)

This week, the BSNBs chat Final Four Parlay's with the Sultan of Spreads himself Parlay Pete (Yak Manrique) who also weighs in on the Shohei Ohtani Gambling Scandal gripping major league baseball. Later the fellas chat about what the apocalypse looks like for household pets, and Buddy introduces a new segment that makes Brett EXTRAORDINARILY uncomfortable!


Follow the show on social media - @brettdemottshow everywhere. And subscribe to our Patreon HERE<...

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BONUS HEADLINE - "Clankin' Swords Around" (Patreon Exclusive)

This week we check in on a High School science class that somehow ended up being a sword fight with real swords!

(CONTENT WARNING: There's some discussion of sword injuries in the story we cover. Nothing too graphic, but just want you to know!)


We also talk about who would win a kissing contest, Brett or Buddy, and give some advice for dating!


LINK: New Mexico family sues school over i...

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