Co-captains Stevie Masters (Charles) and Guppy "Doodad" Masters (Branson) answer questions about Three Pumpkins architectural landmarks for curious passenger Hansel Heyday (Andrew).
2025-03-13 16:35:21 +0000 UTC View PostBranson goes on a journey back to the origins of basketball in 1891.
2025-03-10 17:01:07 +0000 UTC View PostSurprise, Andrew has more dreams to tell us about. Branson has many topics, including sourdough starter. Charles is in the early stages of googling how to cure cancer. Plus, we discuss making Pikmin chili.
2025-03-06 15:11:58 +0000 UTC View PostWith our USAID funding cut off, E1 and PAL are forced to merge and downsize. Also discussed: coconut spiders, Busy Town, and Cameron's African roots.
2025-03-03 17:25:33 +0000 UTC View PostThe competition to usurp the king concludes and a new ruler emerges from the fray.
Branson - DM
Andrew - Count Mangia
Charles - Friar Tre Fontane
Zeke - Hiram Hibiscus
Taylor - Fontleroy H. Pfeiffermellon
2025-03-01 17:06:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Area 51 operatives Lieutenant Dimepiece (Branson), Master Sergeant Dr. Dragoon Whopper (Andrew), and Chief Petty Officer Teddy Spaghetti (Charles) leak classified secrets about their work.
2025-02-27 17:58:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Real estate agents Bart “The Dream” Dealer (Branson) and Regis Closer (Andrew) are joined by commercial real estate expert Simon Pizzalato (Charles) to sell the Caesar Clinton Estate and other highly desirable properties.
2025-02-24 15:51:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Shy guys Homer Griffin (Branson), Bart Squarepants (Andrew), and Stewie Simpson (Charles) practice being confident and make promises to change their ways.
2025-02-20 17:10:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Walt Tremblay (Branson) weighs in on "serving" and punches a wall in reaction to hearing news about Malcolm in the Middle.
2025-02-17 15:35:34 +0000 UTC View Post
The competition to usurp the king intensifies as muddy peasants bumble their way into the royal quarters.
Branson - DM
Andrew - Count Mangia
Charles - Friar Tre Fontane
Zeke - Hiram Hibiscus
Taylor - Fontleroy H. Pfeiffermellon
2025-02-15 18:13:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Relationship experts Peter Busy (Branson), Troy Stable (Andrew), and Dewey Buzzer (Charles) discuss courtship and chivalry and answer relationship questions.
2025-02-13 16:14:07 +0000 UTC View Post
The Sports brothers—Suds (Branson), Can (John @johnsemley3000), Scoob (Andrew), and Barley (Charles)—provide expert analysis of the Big Game before it happens.
Sequel to this episode.
2025-02-10 16:45:27 +0000 UTC View Post
CBS Sunday Morning host Ocean Brambleberg (Charles) welcomes SlickDream A.I.'s Tother Glass (Andrew) to unveil the impressive capabilities of the B.R.A.N. 6000 (Branson).
2025-02-06 18:31:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Men of leisure Vic Pomegranate (Branson), Loomis Contraire (Andrew), and Toledo St. John (Charles) discuss their vacations and daily routines.
Sequel to this episode.
2025-02-03 18:30:51 +0000 UTC View Post
As Shadow King Billy Goodtime's fortunes crumble, various members of his court conspire to usurp the throne.
Branson - DM
Andrew - Count Mangia
Charles - Friar Tre Fontane
Zeke - Hiram Hibiscus
Taylor - Fontleroy H. Pfeiffermellon
2025-02-01 18:11:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Explorers Captain “Cookie” Cola (Branson), Dr. Mink Moscato (Andrew), and Vermillion Groucho (Charles) touch down on an unexplored planet on a mission to establish the universe's most exotic WingStop franchise.
2025-01-30 17:49:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Commentators Farris Fortune (Branson), Orpheus Griggs (Andrew), and Sir Willy Balderdash (Charles) welcome 10 fluffy kitties competing for glory in the Kitty Cat Club's annual Winter Classic.
Sequel to this episode and this episode.
2025-01-27 16:04:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Podcasters Bobstronaut (Branson), Sotheby Laurence (Charles), and Mason (Andrew) apologize for the unfortunate circumstances that ended their new podcast.
2025-01-23 18:12:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Episodes that never left the drafts folder, including 3 of the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, mailboxes, snowflakes, three olives in James Bond's martini, and more.
Sequel to this episode and this episode.
2025-01-20 16:35:53 +0000 UTC View Post
The party battles a giant tropical drink and parties on Horsemint Island.
Andrew - DM
Branson - (Shadow) King Billy Goodtime
Charles - Good King Weaselbarrow
Elliott - Duke Terry Tucker Toledo
2025-01-18 16:19:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Former Tonight Show writers Ernie Coldcall (Branson) and Pip Zweihander (Charles) and their caretaker Rocko (Andrew) eat lunch at the Giggle Grove Grill before splitting a tight five at Laughster's Joke Castle.
2025-01-16 16:45:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Alex (@Lowenaffchen) joins Andrew and Charles to talk about Nardwuar asking Daft Punk if they ever fuck with their helmets on and Rivers Cuomo going to the post office in Tokyo to ask why he doesn't get letters from Japanese girls anymore.
2025-01-13 18:14:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Modern stone-age guys Kraven Morestone (Branson), Boulder Bailey (Andrew), and Granite Rockwell (Charles) discuss their suburban-style caveman lives over drinks at Ritzi's on the Rock.
2025-01-09 17:23:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Over a bottle of 21 Savages, Andrew sits down with Branson for an exclusive Vanity Fair magazine interview about his new interest in astronomy.
2025-01-06 17:52:22 +0000 UTC View Post
The party battles some disgusting British geezers on a tropical island.
Andrew - DM
Branson - (Shadow) King Billy Goodtime
Charles - Good King Weaselbarrow
Elliott - Duke Terry Tucker Toledo
2025-01-04 19:20:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Chip Blockoff (Branson), CEO of DealMachine, and Corb Zatch (Charles), CEO of Pick Six Financial, give advice to restore an American culture based on hard work and excellence.
2025-01-02 17:15:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Film critics John Fisher Millions (Branson), Clive Devine (Andrew), Reese Soulstone (Charles), and Barbara Throat (Hesse) discuss the latest box office offerings.
2024-12-30 16:13:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Submarine captain Stoat Mellows (Andrew) brings finance billionaires Regal Greenstone (Branson) and Tuxedo Jollydollar (Charles) undersea in search of the ancient lost city of Thugview Grotto.
2024-12-26 17:47:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Our answers to all the questions from this year's Q&A.
2024-12-23 17:51:37 +0000 UTC View Post
King Billy Goodtime (Branson), Good King Weaselbarrow (Charles), and Duke Terry Tucker Toledo (Elliott) arrive at Horsement Island's Tropical Crazy Resort and make some magnificent cocktails.
Andrew - DM
Branson - (Shadow) King Billy Goodtime
Charles - Good King Weaselbarrow
Elliott - Duke Terry Tucker Toledo
2024-12-21 17:25:21 +0000 UTC View Post