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366 - Burnside Automotive

Car Salesman Horton Rappaport (Charles) and dealership owner Bunsen Burnside (Branson) help various customers (Andrew).

Q&A 2024 (Part 1)

Our answers to all the questions from this year's Q&A.

365 - Locker Room Talk: Providence The Dracula vs. Hartford Scrooges

NFL Films' Dirk Dougmeyer (Charles) embeds in the locker room with the Providence The Dracula, gaining unfiltered access to head coach Flint Cleanwater (Branson), defensive coordinator Gladys “Fatback” Shuggle (Nate Fisher @BozoMode), offensive coordinator John David Parker Buttcheeks Wilson (Will Sennett @Senn_Spud), and quarterback Samson Sarsaparilla (Andrew).

E2 #74 - Charles Austin’s 2nd Annual Reluctant Christmas Special

Charles welcomes Chef Woopsie Doopsie, Christmas organization expert Steven Keeled, bible salesman Shooter Roundtree, tree expert Hashman, Kirby Shorty the shy medium, and more (Andrew, Branson) for his 2nd annual holiday special.

Dungeons & Deagles: The Miracle in Cringlehaven (Part 3)

Morsel, Davidoff Coolwater, and David Alcohol finish the Christmas competition and compete for a gift from Santa.

Charles - DM

Andrew - Morsel

Big Branson - Davidoff Coolwater

"Little" Branson Reese - David Alcohol

Ask Questions for Our Next Q&A

It's been a while since we did a Q&A, post your questions below. We don't really care if they're about the show or not, and we'll try to answer everything that isn't redundant or too annoying. I'm opening up this thread to non-subscribers but the answers will be paywalled. FUCK the fans!

364 - Three Pumpkins Clown College

Clown college instructor Mr. Wieners (Andrew) discusses the art of clowning with students Bean Atkinson (Branson) and Zobo (Charles).

free bonus: Lore Club w/ my brothers Nick and Evan

I wasn't able to stream Lore Club on Sunday because I went back to Missouri. I recorded with my brothers to create an island, a kingdom, and two tribes for my upcoming dungeons and dragons campaign on January 5th that I will be streaming on twitch.

All lore has been created by rolling on random tables. Here is a link to the kingdom builder I made up for this.

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E2 #73 - The Dopeness Presents Thanks for Giving

Mr. Drama (Andrew), Caden 2 Milli (Branson), and Paper Chaser (Charles) look up Illuminati in the encyclopedia, debate if money is cursed cause there's ghosts on it, and discuss their plans to leave L.A.

363 - Hogtied with Tony Ropes

Pinball Sports personality Tony Ropes (Andrew) interviews country superstar Bryden Brantley (Charles) and his mother (Branson) about his contentious breakup with podcaster Kelly Shoestring (Alana).

The Gods of Podcasting 33 - The Temptation of Saint Anthony (Patron of the Butchers) (ft. Rylan)

Rylan plans to order a dish called "The Temptation of Saint Anthony (Patron of the Butchers)" at a French restaurant. And once, for an elementary school writing assignment, he tried to pass off the lyrics of Sum 41's Fat Lip as his own.

362 - My Cousin the Prophet

The prophet Zumuwusular (Branson) and his cousin Hylumynomer (Andrew) try to convert mud-brick maker Chris (Charles) to their new religion.

E0 #49 - Walt's Smile Log 21

Walt Tremblay (Branson) gives his thoughts on the U.S. presidential election and reckons with a voice he hears when he walks down a long black hallway.

Dungeons & Deagles: The Miracle in Cringlehaven (Part 2)

Morsel, Davidoff Coolwater, and David Alcohol compete in the swimming round of the yuletide triathlon.

Charles - DM

Andrew - Morsel

Big Branson - Davidoff Coolwater

"Little" Branson Reese - David Alcohol

361 - The Post-Campaign Fundraiser for Kamala Harris

Communications director Zorus Merlin (Branson) and data scientist and consultant Sean Seaside (Charles) assign accountability for the Democrats' electoral loss and raise money for the Kamala Harris presidential campaign to pay off its debts.

E2 #72 - Telemarketers

Mild-mannered man Benjamin Fox (Andrew) fields phone calls from scammers (Branson and Charles).

Sequel to: https://www.patreon.com/posts/189-54563352

Prank the Vote (ft. Stavros Halkias, Nate Ruess, Hesse Deni, and dril)

This is a video we made for The Dopeness portion of this week's live show with Chapo but we decided to cut for time. We were also working on an unfinished portion with Hasan Piker that I'll post here for the hell of it:

HASAN: Hello?

BIDEN: Hasan this is Donald Trump. Just kidding. It’s President Joe Biden. Who is this?

HASAN: This is Hasan Piker, is this really Joe Brandon?

BIDEN: Listen. Shut up. We need to drop you into Gay City, we’re gonna need you to twerk. 2024-11-08 18:09:20 +0000 UTC View Post

360 - The Gunblades Have Done It!

Dunstin Checksin (Branson) and Bradford Hockendock (Andrew) report on the Terre Haute Gunblades winning their first-ever LIV Baseball Championship title.

359 - Election Eve Live

E1 and Chapo Trap House break down the 2024 presidential election with Joe Biden, Josh Shapiro, Gilroy Monsanto, and the Dan Boeckner Christmas Time Players. (Recorded 2024.11.04)

Featuring Will Menaker, Felix Biederman, Santa Claus, Chris Wade, and the Dan Boeckner Christmas Time Players (Dan Boeckner, Nick Thorburn, Alex Fischel, and Adam Halferty).

Dungeons & Deagles: The Miracle in Cringlehaven (Part 1)

Adventurers Morsel, Davidoff Coolwater, and David Alcohol gather at O'Christmas's Grogville to compete in a yuletide triathlon.

Charles - DM

Andrew - Morsel

Big Branson - Davidoff Coolwater

"Little" Branson Reese - David Alcohol

Do Not Use the iOS App Store to Sub to Patreon

These changes only affect new subscriptions, so maybe the existing subscriber list is not the ideal audience for this PSA, but it's worth spreading the word as far as possible about Apple's forced enshittification of Patreon. Starting sometime in November (not sure when as it's rolling out slowly to different accounts), Apple is extorting an additional 30% off the top of every Patreon sub made through its iOS App Store, offering absolutely nothing in return. For comparison, P...

358 - RGN: Risco Gossip Network

Bump Fresco (Branson), Trophy Belfry (Andrew), and Ethan Elderberry (Charles) spill all the tea in Tinsel Town, including the ongoing saga of Who Shit at the Met Gala. See E1 and Chapo Live in L.A. on Monday.

L.A. Show w/ Chapo Trap House — 5 Days Away

One last reminder that our election eve L.A. live show with Chapo Trap House is coming up on Monday, tickets available here. And speaking of Chapo, Matt Christman's new book about the Spanish Civil War is only available until tomorrow, right here, with all proceeds going to Matt and his family.

E0 #48 - Gilroy Monsanto’s Third State of the Union Address

Gilroy Monsanto (Branson) delivers his third State of the Union Address, revealing that he is woke now and outlining his strategy for the 2028 presidential election. Get tickets for E1 x Chapo live Election Eve special in L.A. on Nov. 4.

357 - Heirlooms Travel Hour

Antiques expert Honus Blotto (Branson) appraises heirlooms and collectibles from a variety of ordinary people (Andrew, Charles). See us live in L.A. with Chapo Trap House on Nov. 4.

Fantasy Presidential Cabinet Voting Begins

The first match from yesterday's Fantasy Fantasy Draft episode is live on Twitter / X The Everything App, click here to vote. Matchups will continue on Twitter each day throughout the week.

E2 #71 - The 4th Annual E1 All-Star Fantasy Fantasy Draft: Presidential Cabinet Edition

This time, Branson, Andrew, Charles, Nick, Joel, and Tom draft presidential cabinets, just in time for Politics Season. Speaking of politics, come to our L.A. show with Chapo Trap House on election eve, Nov. 4.

Dungeons & Deagles: Escape from Chocolate Hell (Part 2)

Kensington Clams (Andrew), Chef Aldebert Yummy (Charles), and Evil Dan (Dan Boeckner @d_boeckner) seal their fates in the various planes of the afterlife.

Andrew - Kensington Clams

Charles - Chef Aldebert Yummy

Dan Boeckner - Evil Dan

Branson - DM

356 - Powertopia

Ulysses Broadstroke (Branson), Niney Levin (Charles), and Dr. Hugo Morrow (Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn) design a utopian city in Iceland. See Chapo x E1 live in LA (11/4).

E2 #70 - Forever Young Adults

Young-adult fiction authors Betsy Lavender (Branson), Quince Drumheller (Andrew), and C.A. Walker (Charles) share their latest work. Sequel to: E2 #25, E1 #108

Come to our ...