Helena blinked as she found herself in a dark closet. “Hello?”
Sarah called out, “This is your evil overlord, please take a number.”
Helena gulped. “Shit.”
Harry opened the door with a smile. “Hey, welcome to earth.”
Helena sighed in relief then glared at Sarah. “That wasn’t remotely funny.”
“Not even a little bit?” Sarah asked hopefully.
Helena held up her thumb and finger a tiny bit apart. “Just a little bit....
2016-08-27 00:47:09 +0000 UTC
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Thom Merrilin rubbed his temples as he glanced around the backroom he’d woken up in. “You’re telling me, that you stole our win against the Dark One and that we have to repeat the same shit all over again?”
Harry snorted. “No, I’m saying that one version of you lived through all that crap and graciously consented to give you his memories so that you didn’t have to go through the same crap he did.”
Thom looked over at Matrim then over at Moiraine who was still reco...
2016-08-20 02:16:35 +0000 UTC
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Lady Moiraine frowned slightly as she watched several of the so called ‘Guards’ eat a late lunch while laughing and joking with a couple of the townsfolk. The trip to Emond’s Field had been an eye opening experience. Things had been normal enough until they reached the river that formed the border of the Two Rivers and found a large drawbridge rather than the simple wooden bridge or ferry they’d been expecting. Realizing the bridge was fused stone had been shocking and weird but that was...
2016-08-16 06:05:45 +0000 UTC
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Hermione looked up as her rather cute roommate walked in and shut the door. “How was class?”
Egwene al’Vere walked over to the table and set her bag down a little more forcefully than required. “I think my teacher is evil.”
Hermione raised an eyebrow at the nine year old girl. “Why is your teacher evil?”
Egwene pouted. “Because we’re not allowed to wear clothes for dream class.”
Anna snickered as she looked over at Egwene from her bed. “C...
2016-08-10 21:30:30 +0000 UTC
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Selena gestured and conjured a fluffy aim chair for everyone. “Keep in mind, I wasn’t around for the first part of the story so this is taken from secondhand accounts and the archives. Basically, after you left, Arcturus and the rest of the magic users created a number of temporary towns and used Mr. Stark’s plans for the great cities. That helped with the population pressure and the various factions that they were having problems with.”
Albus sat down in the chair next to him. “...
2016-08-05 05:07:08 +0000 UTC
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The next week went well enough thanks to them setting up a collection of portkeys that took people back and forth from the portal stone to the base with a password. Various groups were sent out to different worlds with the help of several dozen male channelers. It was rather impressive how many people they could bring back just on the promise of a location safe from the breaking.
Sadly most of the groups took some losses as several groups proved more hostile than expected. Still, they were...
2016-08-01 00:49:12 +0000 UTC
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Arcturus wasn’t overly impressed by his first view of the island as it was snow covered and rather inhospitable. He was just glad that they’d packed a magical tent for everyone. Sure, the tents wouldn’t last forever but they didn’t need to as they’d have the town built in a couple of weeks. He put his broom back in his bag and glanced around the beach. “Now what?”
James glanced around the beach then over at the rocky area next to it. “Now we use Tony’s plans and start bui...
2016-07-28 00:46:07 +0000 UTC
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Lily looked up from the creatures book so was reading when Harry and Sarah reappeared near the open miniature Dungeons & Dragons module for the magic shop that moved locations. “Any luck?”
Harry sighed as he noticed that the edges of the module was lightly charred. “Damn, I was hoping that buying the magic items would help.”
“Charred?” Lily asked.
“Lightly, I can probably make one more trip, maybe two depending. It probably has something to do with the...
2016-07-25 06:54:30 +0000 UTC
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Harry smiled as he came to a stop about a hundred yards from the shack he’d seen in the mirror. “I think point me is one of my favorite spells.”
Sarah snickered as she flew off of Harry’s shoulder and transformed back to her full size. “It certainly helps. How are you planning on getting the ring?”
“By cheating. While I’d love to eventually learn to break wards, starting with Riddle’s is probably a bad idea.” He reached into his backpack and pulled out a guns ...
2016-07-20 18:40:35 +0000 UTC
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Madam Umbridge whined under his breath, “Couldn’t he have sent someone more important than a creepy house elf?”
Lucius plastered a fake smile on his face as he watched Kreacher straighten the speech that he was preparing to read. “His letter said he was quite ill but wanted to see to his wealth before he died. No doubt he ordered his elf to repeat his message exactly. Just have patience.”
“The donation to the ministry better be worth it.”
Draco scowled...
2016-07-16 19:23:13 +0000 UTC
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Severus Snape was not having a good day, first it was the run in with Sirius then it was Albus wanting information he didn’t have and now it was waking up in an unknown heavily warded room chained to a chair with his wand nowhere in sight and no idea how he’d even been grabbed in the first place. “What is going on?”
Lily stepped out of the shadows. “I thought we should have a little chat before you take a trip that you’ll never come back from.”
Severus gulped, h...
2016-07-12 20:01:57 +0000 UTC
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Albus opened the door of his house. “Ah Severus, to what do I owe the pleasure?”
Severus had to work to keep the annoyance out of his voice as he thought about Sirius Black. “I found Harry and Black.”
“Do come in.” Albus stepped back to allow Severus inside.
Severus walked inside and glanced around at the various charmed items then turned back to look at Albus. “One of my informants told me that Sirius was taking a pair of wild haired boys shopping alo...
2016-07-05 22:15:06 +0000 UTC
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Anna sighed as she realized that her dad had probably done the stupid and noble thing and destroyed whatever magic item he’d used to send them to wherever they were which meant that he was likely already dead. “I’m not sure, if Dad doesn’t show up in the next couple of minutes, he’s probably gone.”
“Crap.” Beth started crying once she realized that her father was likely gone.
Harry said, “In which case, we’ll be here for you.”
Lily held out her...
2016-07-01 02:52:12 +0000 UTC
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Hermione laughed as she finished the third straight speed replay in her quest for epic power. It was amazing what you could do under the power of a luck potion, tapping icons before you had even read them completely, hitting just the right spot on the girl for extra experience and even a couple of bonus stat points to her character’s already broken stats thanks to the random reroll coming up 18s in every stat because she’s used the luck potion. While curing the girl of everything they’d af...
2016-06-29 07:12:56 +0000 UTC
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McGonagall had been half expecting Sirius to shout gotcha or something else remarkably stupid until Lily and James had sworn on their magic that they were James and Lily Potter. Things had went from there with Harry’s explanation about his strange book magic and about the various items he’d pulled out of different books and about the item they’d be using to change back into teenagers. She looked at the bracelet that Harry had handed her. “So I just put it on?”
“That’s the...
2016-06-24 07:07:15 +0000 UTC
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Lily felt a little guilty about obliviating most of the last decade and change from her sister’s mind and stunning her but she’d gone rather hysterical when Harry had sent Dudley into a military training manga. Besides, she wanted her sister to have a chance to make something decent out of herself. “Now what?”
Harry pulled the Loliblade from his backpack and slipped the bracelet on Petunia’s wrist. He stepped back as magic swirled around Petunia and consumed her clothing as i...
2016-06-16 03:29:11 +0000 UTC
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Lily sat up and looked around the graveyard. “You have some explaining to do Sirius.”
James coughed as he pulled himself out of his coffin. “I need a shower, this coffin is worse than that one time we hexed Snivellus with that explosive diarrhea curse Lily found.”
“James?” Sirius felt his tears coming down his eyes. He hadn’t really let himself believe that he’d see his friends again this side of Death’s door.
James snorted as he glanced around. ...
2016-06-11 06:50:18 +0000 UTC
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Sirius felt better than he’d felt in years as he walked out of the backroom of the temple. He’d been healed more completely than anything he’d ever experienced at Hogwarts or since. The nearly constant pain and weariness he’d experienced for the last ten years was gone as if it had never been. The twins had given his hair a trim and shaved his beard before healing him again after another bout of sex. He even had new clothes thanks to Harry’s friend Sarah which was awesome because the t...
2016-06-08 05:33:12 +0000 UTC
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Hermione smiled as she watched Harry walk across a tightrope over a pit of bubbling green slime. She wasn’t sure if it was natural talent, supernatural trainers or the thief ring but Harry was soaking up the rogue training like a sponge soaked up water. “I’m almost going to miss this place.”
Sarah laughed as the rope vanished out from under Harry’s foot sending him into the pit of slime. “I’m not.”
“That’s not fair!” Hermione gla...
2016-05-31 20:41:25 +0000 UTC
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Harry tossed two bombs into the hallway at the giant mess of breasts then closed the secret door and whispered, “Fire in the hole.”
Hermione winced as the bombs exploded loudly. “That was loud.”
Harry winced as his vision seemed to twist and distort for second as he used his X-ray vision to look through the wall at the thing. ‘That’s not good, I’d better hurry.’ Thankfully the bombs had done their jobs and the thing was scattered over most of the hallway. “It’s...
2016-05-30 05:32:10 +0000 UTC
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Sarah asked once they were outside, “So, what’s the plan if we can’t cut or blast our way into the temple?”
“If we can’t just fly up and cut our way into the temple then we leave and jump into a Dungeons and Dragons world and go to a proper temple where they’re not going to send us on a damned quest for something as minor as curing a partial possession.”
Sarah asked, “Where’s your sense of adventure?”
Harry sighed. “I’m ten, almost e...
2016-05-27 07:08:32 +0000 UTC
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Diagon Alley rather impressive if only because of the strangeness of the new world. He smiled as he looked at a particularly interesting cloak that burned with purple flame. It would stand out horribly in the normal world, but he could see himself wearing something like that when he went on his adventures, provided that it gave him enough protection. He frowned slightly as he followed McGonagall into the wizarding bank and saw the goblins. They were dressed like old fash...
2016-05-21 07:09:52 +0000 UTC
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Sarah glanced at the entrance to the dungeon the guide was calling the Lion dungeon. “Okay, it looks like we’re going to need two keys before we can get the magical key that should open any door.”
Harry asked, “How do we get the keys?”
“The first one is easy, you sneak into the dungeon and take the eastern door. Kill any of the bats in your way then use your ladder spell to cross to the middle of the room and grab the key while avoiding some fire elemen...
2016-05-17 19:56:44 +0000 UTC
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Harry pulled out the naughty Link picture book and set it on the table.
Hermione stared at the naughty book. “Are you trying to get us in trouble?”
Sarah chuckled. “Don’t worry, I can hide the book from everyone while we’re in it.”
Hermione sighed in relief. “I’d rather not get banned from my favorite library and why are there naked elf girls in your book?””
Sarah cast a cloaking spell on the book so that no one else would notice it or ...
2016-05-12 04:28:08 +0000 UTC
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“013 it's turn your head and cough, not run your fingers through my hair and chat me up, though I can tell that you’ll score very high on the seduction examines,” the nurse noted.
Harry glanced at the container filled with needles next to the nurse. “I’m just trying to be nice.”
“That’s not going to stop me from stabbing you in the bottom with a needle, you know that right?” she teased.
“Are all nurses this evil?” He shifted his behind on the cold metal...
2016-05-01 01:21:39 +0000 UTC
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Harry woke up feeling rested and ready to take on the world. He whispered, “Are you awake?”
Sarah giggled as she sat up. “Yep.”
Harry yawned. “I’m awake, should we see if we can find anything interesting to jump into for a bit of adventure?”
Sarah giggled as she stood up and summoned her broom. “That sounds good to me.” She flew over to the table so that Harry could crawl, or rather fall, out of the hammock.
Harry grumbled as he ended up...
2016-04-28 23:58:30 +0000 UTC
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Harry blushed as he looked at the adult picture book that Sarah had pointed out after they’d spent half an hour browsing. Thankfully he was invisible, otherwise the slightly overweight nerd that was manning the front desk wouldn’t have let him into the adult section of the bookshop. He whispered, “What about it?”
Sarah snickered as she pointed at the magical glasses on the page. “The ‘plot’ is paper thin but the glasses are an awesome failed experiment. Just read it.”<...
2016-04-25 05:43:40 +0000 UTC
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An: Most of this story will be posted for donors but here's a taste.
Harry Potter blamed puberty and the cute substitute teacher for the fat whale like creature that was chasing him. The well developed substitute had called on Harry and he’d answered a question correctly without really thinking about the consequences, hypnotized by how tightly her sweater was stretched across her chest. That might have passed unnoticed, but she’d called on Dudley next a...
2016-04-18 07:36:24 +0000 UTC
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