"How... how are you still hard?!"
I promised you a white Christmas
I didn't say it would be wholesome.
"Do you need a different hole?"
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PART ONE:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/youre-coming-me-76366383
- PART ...
2022-12-27 18:24:37 +0000 UTC
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"Lie on top of me forever."
Not a wish, not a want
That's my Christmas promise :)
"You're coming with me, Mister."
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- PART ONE:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/youre-coming-me-76366383
PART TWO (NSFW):<...
2022-12-25 22:17:15 +0000 UTC
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"Merry It's Just Another Day! Whether you're alone, with family, at work, in bed sick - cheers to you."
2022-12-25 14:00:18 +0000 UTC
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2022-12-24 05:12:24 +0000 UTC
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Yeah, so I cut my own bangs.
It’s bad. Contemplating not going outside again bad.
Please don’t cut your bangs or your own hair unless you have the skills and hairdressing scissors. Please, learn from me.
Currently, trying to find ways to casually style a balaclava.
Jokes aside, hair is just hair, it will grow back and everyone looks like a dick now and again. Merry Christmas 🤶
2022-12-23 22:38:36 +0000 UTC
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Me irl: Yeah, I'm not ready to hold hands yet.
Me listening to a slightly sexual song: I AM THE QUEEN OF WHORE ISLAND! :D
2022-12-22 19:45:48 +0000 UTC
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Hey Teacups -
So, I get a lot of DM's where people ask to be online friends, and I was thinking, what if you guys hung out online together?
I personally don't have online friendships, they don't work for me, I'm a loser, I'm not current. But that doesn't mean it won't work for you.
So, why don't you guys talk?
Email each other, create a discord with each other, use a carrier pigeon across the seas. Point is, we could all use a friend, and i...
2022-12-21 18:43:44 +0000 UTC
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Hey Teacups -
I have no voice. I feel guilty.
Can we please do a Q&A and I will respond as enthusiastically as a hentai MILF getting dicked-down :)
Please feel free to ask whatever you like. Appreciate you so much.
I'm sorry my immune system is doing minimum work for minimum wage :)
2022-12-21 10:39:53 +0000 UTC
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"It's incredibly endearing, in any context, when someone asks "is this okay?". Whether it's romance, friendship, familial, someone just making sure you're comfortable and happy to proceed.... *chef's kiss* Beautiful."
2022-12-20 20:37:01 +0000 UTC
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Please vote. It helps with my indecisive nonsense.
Thank you.
2022-12-19 23:05:29 +0000 UTC
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I blooped. And now I share :)
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No Copyright Music:
Chicken Beat - Speedy The Spider
2022-12-19 22:51:32 +0000 UTC
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As we know, Christmas can be a lot. It can be intense, chaotic, heck, even downright stressful/depressing.
All holidays, particularly Christmas, are very good at bringing out big emotions, positive and negative. And while that, in and of itself, isn’t a bad thing, I try for a more gentle approach. I try to treat Christmas as just another day - no high expectations, no low dragging dread. Just a day to eat, give out a few gifts and be gentle with myself and the people I care abou...
2022-12-19 16:10:58 +0000 UTC
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“You are safe and loved.”
As you should be.
“You emotionally available, mature mother-trucker.”
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Tis the season to share serotonin ;)
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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2022-12-19 12:00:51 +0000 UTC
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I advocate for men being the little spoon. It's non-negotiable. Boy, you've been given mixed up ideas about masculinity and self-worth, let me hold you like the fine, strong man you are.
I know, such a freedom fighter.
Also, a man being comfortable, vulnerable and letting himself be taken care of.... oooooh, lord have mercy on my amygdala.
Honestly, cuddle, don't cuddle, be whichever, whatever, just know that you absolutely are worthy of being held like a little baby. Everyo...
2022-12-18 18:34:29 +0000 UTC
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“Yeah, when I said I was good in bed, I probably should have specified.”
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2022-12-18 12:26:25 +0000 UTC
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Felt moved today because my neighbours invited me to have tea with them. I'm an anti-social moron, so someone showing a sincere interest in getting to know me is... slightly uncomfortable, but also so sweet and just nice.
I wish my oddness was cute, but it's really not. It's not like "oh, she's so quirky". It's like, no, she's... a little odd. But it's okay, my heart's in the right place... I hope. I'm not a doctor or a valuable member of society. But, hey, you can't have everything.
2022-12-17 21:55:41 +0000 UTC
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“You wanna get me?”
Vacations are the most wonderful time
to unleash the freak.
“Come on, then.”
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PART ONE:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/winter-f4m-milf-75864345
*PART TWO:
2022-12-15 22:02:13 +0000 UTC
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Soooooo....
The highest tier teacups never get enough! Never! These ladies and gentlemen give so much and ask so little.
My business has survived a global pandemic and these gemstones are a huge part of that. As such, I need to do something extra.
Now I can't cope with social media, but I actually love sending letters.
I figure every month, I could choose a new person to send a letter to - just me rambling, wishing you well, handing out some gift card...
2022-12-15 16:34:50 +0000 UTC
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So, what's some sexy stuff we haven't explored in audios?
Not so much a concept call, but more a "what's the kind of sex you'd like to see in the next NSFW audio"?
As a woman who's kinda "meh" about sex (most of the time), your imaginations probably stretch a lot farther than mine. If you've got some untapped ideas, I'd love to hear them.
Thank you for your help in making these audios. Seriously, you guys are the reason this stuff gets written, ad libb...
2022-12-15 12:25:11 +0000 UTC
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Hey Teacups -
So, we might no longer be on YouTube, but that doesn't mean we should miss out the stellar thumbnails.
✨ Every month I'll upload a new batch for your viewing pleasure.✨
I'll also be going through all the audios and assigning the characters to their corresponding stories.
So, for example, the tomboy series will have an icon of the tomboy character on all of her audios, and so on and so forth for each character and series.
I...
2022-12-15 12:13:19 +0000 UTC
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“You know what would really make me happy?”
?
“If you got under here with me.”
:)
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If winter so bad
Why snugs so good?
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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2022-12-14 16:45:37 +0000 UTC
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"Don't mind me. Just crying in the shower because my listeners are the only reason I've had access to consistent mental healthcare and they're probably one of the most significant factors as to why I'm healthy and abundant in doggo."
2022-12-13 18:11:37 +0000 UTC
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“I just looked at your face and remembered how much I love you.”
Christmas is about staying close to you.
So, that’s what I’m gonna do.
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*PART ONE:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/winter-f4m-milf-75864345
PART TWO:
2022-12-13 12:28:02 +0000 UTC
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Any Christmas themed audios or even just winter audio concepts, please write them below.
Let’s get you some cozy content to snuggle up with.
Thank you so much :)
2022-12-12 19:06:05 +0000 UTC
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“Did you just ask to see my boobs?”
“Okay, okay, I’ll show you my tits!”
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Winner of this month’s Tea’s Choice :)
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Scripts & Audio by TeacupAudio
2022-12-12 13:33:00 +0000 UTC
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"The thought of talking to anybody besides you today is just...not negotiable."
I wanna be soft and alone with you.
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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2022-12-12 12:05:56 +0000 UTC
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Well, back into the shame box once more :)
2022-12-11 21:22:37 +0000 UTC
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2022-12-07 20:37:16 +0000 UTC
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Hey guys -
Due to mental illness, I am cancelling commissions for the foreseeable future.
I'm honestly sorry. I don't want to give any bullshit excuses or do bad work. Stuff's happening, my head's a mess. I'll continue to do audios every week. Right now I'm just trying to keep calm and safe.
I know it might seem dramatic, but this is one of the ways I can do that. Really wish I was better at commissions. I hate my crippling anxiety, self-loat...
2022-12-06 18:49:22 +0000 UTC
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“You brought me an Egg McMuffin, I could kiss you.”
To know someone well is peak romance.
“So, is this how you envisioned our first date?”
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Disaster Girlfriend Series:
PART ONE:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/75368033
*PART TWO:
2022-12-06 16:42:47 +0000 UTC
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