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❤️ You Can Turn It Around ❤️

"Gave into self-pity this morning. Let myself wallow.   But this afternoon, I walked my dogs, worked, and kinda coaxed myself out of being a miserable bastard. Somedays you can't, but when you can - do! Time to stop feeling sorry for ourselves, and start looking after ourselves."

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Appreicate You 🧡

Just honestly want to say thank you for everything. 

I can’t believe I still have this gig. I was convinced this year was gonna end it all. But here we remain. And that’s all thanks to the hardworking people supporting me.

It’s fucking crazy, ridiculous, insane. I don’t know how much longer it’s gonna last, don’t know if it’s all gonna go away,  but I just want you to know that I am so grateful.

Thank you for everything. 

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❤️ 🍵 Tea’s Recommendations 🍵 ❤️ [December 2022] [Things I Like That You Might Like Too]

Yo, Teacups!

If you haven’t seen one of these posts before, this is just what it says on the tin - a recommendations post. Sometimes I get caught in a cycle of the same movies, books, activities, and whatever else. If you also suffer from this, I hope this small collection of recommendations can be of some help.

P.S. These are obviously just things I like and if you don’t like them too, then that’s absolutely a-okay ❤️

Movies/Series:

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👑 ❤️ Bros, Boobies, What Are We Voicing This Week? 👑 ❤️

Ladies, gentlemen...

Hit me with those concepts. 

Please and thank you :) 

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❤️ Gentlemen ❤️

Gentlemen, it is with great pleasure that I inform you, that healing takes time, but that doesn't mean it's not worth doing. Keep going, bro. I'm wishing you all the best :)

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❤️ 😏 Still Jealous? 😏 ❤️ [F4M] [Gentle MILF Girlfriend] [You’re Jealous] [Honey, Do You Need More Attention?] [Aw, Baby Boy] [You Don’t Need to be Jealous] [Want Proof?] [I’m Obsessed with You] [Wholesome to Degenerate] [Kissing] [Breast & Pussy Play] [All of Me Belongs to You] [Mission My Area on the Couch]

“I demand, I insist, I claim.”

Where there is wholesomeness

There can also be degeneracy.

“Healthy, harmless jealousy is very welcome.”

Script & Audio by TeacupAudio

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❤️ 🫣 Which Erotic Title is Better, Degenerates? ❤️ 🫣

We have a REAL TREAT coming tomorrow, degenerates. And I need your help. Which title do you prefer? Patreon won’t allow me to upload a poll for some reason.

For themes we’ve got: MILF girlfriend, we got Titty pillows, we got breast fun and bouncing on the couch - grown up style ;)

Title Options:

1. Are You Jealous?


2. Jealous, Honey?


3. Oh, Be a Little Jealous. ...

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❤️ 😆 Your Favorite Disaster 😄 ❤️ [F4A] [Best Friends to Lovers] [Coming Home Drunk] [Gosh! You’re Great!] [You Need to Meet Someone] [Not Me! I’m Not Good Enough] [Oh, You Wanna Bet? Fine. Let’s Go on a Date] [Flirty Kisses]

“Why are you single?”

Your honour, you don’t understand.

She is in love. She's just scared. And an idiot. 

And we love her. 

“Love you. But I do. I'm just not good for you.”

...

Papushka is what I call my dogs. I don't know if it's actually a word. I just like it. And so do they.

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Disaster Girlfriend Series:

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❤️ Your Best is the Best ❤️

"Your best" looks different on different days. Somedays it's a productive day, other days it's simply staying safe in your bed. Be kind to yourself. You are doing your best, whatever it looks like.

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❤️🎄Goth Christmas🎄❤️ [F4A] [Goth Girlfriend] [Stoic But Romantic] [I Will Embrace Your Tradition of Christmas] [Surprising You with a Tree] [Welcome Home, My Love] [Gentle, Healthy Yandere Vibes]

“I strive to be an unrelenting, but also understanding partner.”

Black Christmases are all the rage.

“This is my desire. I hope you find it erotically asphyxiating.”

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No Copyright Music:

+ A Box of Chocolate Mints - The Flax:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StzU7vXGoqY

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❤️ 😌 Sweet Smelling Woman 😌❤️ [F4M] [Dommy Mommy Needs Tender Loving Care] [Romantic Cabin Trip] [Sitting on Your Lap] [I Smell Good?] [Nuzzling Me & Making Me Feel Desirable] [Sultry & Sensual] [Healing Through Closeness]

“I don’t think I’m wearing any perfume.”

Sweet talkers are highly rewarded.

Just so you know.

“Oh, is this what you say to all the ladies you bring to your cabins?”

...

Script & Audio by TeacupAudio 

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❤️ Wanting Love is Not Weakness ❤️

"Please know, it is the most normal thing in the world to want love. A lot of us grew up in loveless places, and as such, have had to harden ourselves and become hyper-independent. But wanting to feel safe and held and accepted by another is not weak - it's human."

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Period Pains Can Suck My Perfectly Average Sized Futa Dick.

That is all.

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✨Your Audio Poll✨ [Vote Today] [Audio Out Next Week] [Thank You So Much]

Vote today. Audios out next week!

Best wishes,

Tea

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🍗 ❤️ Too Much Stuffing ❤️ 🍗 [F4A] [Sub Girlfriend] [Post Thanksgiving] [Relaxing on the Couch] [Why Did I Eat So Much?] [Please Rub My Belly?] [Please Make it Feel Better] [Playful & Gentle] [Laying in Your Lap] [Humming & Purring] [I’m So Thankful for You, Baby]

“I mean the only possible way, I could possibly be revived, if is somebody…”

I’m thankful for a lot of things.

But none so much as you.

“...was willing to rub my very swollen belly.”

...

One of this month's Tea's Choice Winners :) 

Script & Audio by TeacupAudio

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🧡 Get Some Rest 🧡

I’ve been driving for five hours from a job and honestly it’s just so good to be home.

Being productive is great, but also remember that resting is part of being a responsible adult. Essentially our job as adults is to parent ourselves. Honour your needs. If you need rest, rest.

I am currently in need of my doggos, so I’m gonna honour that ;)

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❤️ 😏 The Devil Has the Details 😏 ❤️ [F4M] [British Dommy Mommy] [Naked & Waiting For You] [Touching Myself] [Teasing You] [Come Here] [Kiss Me Whilst I Fuck Myself] [Clench Play] [Describing How You Feel Inside Me] [Riding You Like a Pony]

“I like having you under me.”

Come hither.

Don’t dither.

She needs you, within her.

“I like licking your tongue. I like rocking against you.”

Sensational commission for a sensational commissioner :) 

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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio

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❤️ 😍 You’re Just Too Stinkin' Cute 😍 ❤️ [F4A] [Confident Girlfriend Adores You] [Getting You Ready to Meet Your Friends] [Helping with Your Social Anxiety] [You Can Do This!] [Look How Adorable You Are] [Supportive & Loving & Wholesome]

“You gonna have fun?”

I love you.

Be safe, have fun.

Tell your brain to shut up!

“You gonna let people be nice to you?”

Script & Audio by TeacupAudio

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❤️ 🦊 Am I to be Your Good Girl? 🦊 ❤️ [F4A] [Fox Goddess Girlfriend] [Dominant Yet Needy] [Resting My Head in Your Lap] [Head Massage] [You Won’t Domesticate Me, Angel] [Teasing & Intimate]

“I am not your pet, you are mine.”

Gods are not pets.

But they can be other things.

“Just because I come here doesn’t mean you’ve domesticated me.”

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Patreon freaked out and wouldn't play the audio. Here goes attempt number 2 :) 

Script & Audio by TeacupAudio

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🥹 Gentlemen, Ladies… 🥹

I need SFW concepts, pleqse.

We are swamped with NSFW goodness. Later this week will be WHOLESOME DEGENERACY. But, please, grant me the WHOLESOME WHOLESOMENESS 🥹

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✨Your Audio Poll✨ [Vote Today] [Audio Out Next Week] [Thank You So Much]

Vote today. Audios out next week!

Best wishes,

Tea

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❤️ 🔦 Yours is Better 🔦 ❤️ [F4M] [Submissive Futa Girlfriend Uses Your Flesh Light] [You Catch Her & Toy with Her] [She’s Very Sorry & Horny] [Baby, I Don’t Want the Toy] [Let Me Come in You, Please] [Toy Play, Ass Play] [Shyly Dominating You]

“I was just curious.”

Curiosity leads to great places.

“No, yours is better. So much better.”

Script & Audio by TeacupAudio

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❤️ 👑 Daddy’s the Best 👑 ❤️ [F4MM] [You’re Sharing Me with Your Friend] [But All I Can Focus on is You] [Teasing & Mischievous] [Your Friend Fucks My Ass, You Take My Front] [Teasing About Getting Pregnant] [Fight for it, Daddy] [All I Want is Yours]

“You tell him, daddy.”

Daddy knows what I like.

And what I like is Daddy.

“While he’s in the back, I want you in the front.”

...

A daring commission for a daring commissioner :) 

Script & Audio by TeacupAudio

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❤️ 🦺 You Are My Safe Space 🦺 ❤️ [F4A] [Dommy Futa Girlfriend] [Day Hard, Need You] [Snuggling into Your Chest] [Kissing & Being Cute] [Soothe Me, Beautiful Creature] [Oh, You Had a Bad Day Too?] [Well, Use My Boobs] [Comforting Each Other]

"Can I tell you something?"

Even strong girls need a place to rest their heads.

"Your boobies are my safe space."

...

Script & Audio by TeacupAudio

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❤️ 👙 Come with Mummy 👙 ❤️ [F4M] [British Dommy Mommy] [Seducing You with New Lingerie] [Come Play] [Ear Kissing] [So Much Teasing] [Fucking in Front of the Mirror] [Riding You on the Bed] [Calling You a Good Boy]

“You act as if I intended to seduce you.”

She can.

She has.

You're welcome.

“You like mummy on top, don’t you?”

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A comely commission for a comely commissioner :) 

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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio 

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❤️ Thank You for Beautiful Words ❤️

Currently dealing with heavy anxiety. Feel like a loser, I suck at my job, my personal stuff, at generally being a person, and reading kind comments like these genuinely make me feel like less of a fuck-up.

So, thank you. Seriously. 


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❤️❤️❤️

"Your anxiety is a sloppy bitch and doesn't know shit."

Mine likes to stay up late and make me feel sick. 

Whatever shitty thing yours tries to do to you, I wouldn't put much stock in it. 

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❤️ ☺️ Skin & Bone ☺️ ❤️ [F4M] [Girlfriend Wants You to Feel Sexy] [You Feel Self-Conscious About Being Skinny] [Are You Kidding Me?!] [You’re Gorgeous] [Exploring Your Body in Detail] [Loving & Supportive]

Wholesome commission for a wholesome commissioner

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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio 

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😍 ❤️ You are a Wonderful Boyfriend ❤️ 😍 [F4M] [Confident Girlfriend x Shy Boyfriend] [Encouraging You to be Kind to Yourself] [Adoration] [Kissing Your Face & Scars] [You’re Gorgeous & Amazing] [Personal Attention]

“So in conclusion: you are very beautiful, and the best boyfriend ever.”

Script & Audio by TeacupAudio

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❤️ Be Bold ❤️

What's content you'd never expect from me, but would love to hear? 

Appreciate you very much. 

Thanks for everything :) 

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