"Gave into self-pity this morning. Let myself wallow. But this afternoon, I walked my dogs, worked, and kinda coaxed myself out of being a miserable bastard. Somedays you can't, but when you can - do! Time to stop feeling sorry for ourselves, and start looking after ourselves."
2022-12-06 14:18:03 +0000 UTC
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Just honestly want to say thank you for everything.
I can’t believe I still have this gig. I was convinced this year was gonna end it all. But here we remain. And that’s all thanks to the hardworking people supporting me.
It’s fucking crazy, ridiculous, insane. I don’t know how much longer it’s gonna last, don’t know if it’s all gonna go away, but I just want you to know that I am so grateful.
Thank you for everything.
2022-12-05 20:14:04 +0000 UTC
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Yo, Teacups!
If you haven’t seen one of these posts before, this is just what it says on the tin - a recommendations post. Sometimes I get caught in a cycle of the same movies, books, activities, and whatever else. If you also suffer from this, I hope this small collection of recommendations can be of some help.
P.S. These are obviously just things I like and if you don’t like them too, then that’s absolutely a-okay ❤️
✨Movies/Series:✨
2022-12-05 12:37:56 +0000 UTC
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Ladies, gentlemen...
Hit me with those concepts.
Please and thank you :)
2022-12-04 14:30:47 +0000 UTC
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Gentlemen, it is with great pleasure that I inform you, that healing takes time, but that doesn't mean it's not worth doing. Keep going, bro. I'm wishing you all the best :)
2022-12-03 20:58:11 +0000 UTC
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“I demand, I insist, I claim.”
Where there is wholesomeness
There can also be degeneracy.
“Healthy, harmless jealousy is very welcome.”
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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2022-12-02 15:27:48 +0000 UTC
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We have a REAL TREAT coming tomorrow, degenerates. And I need your help. Which title do you prefer? Patreon won’t allow me to upload a poll for some reason.
For themes we’ve got: MILF girlfriend, we got Titty pillows, we got breast fun and bouncing on the couch - grown up style ;)
Title Options:
1. Are You Jealous?
2. Jealous, Honey?
3. Oh, Be a Little Jealous. ...
2022-12-01 23:36:34 +0000 UTC
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“Why are you single?”
Your honour, you don’t understand.
She is in love. She's just scared. And an idiot.
And we love her.
“Love you. But I do. I'm just not good for you.”
...
Papushka is what I call my dogs. I don't know if it's actually a word. I just like it. And so do they.
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Disaster Girlfriend Series:
<...
2022-12-01 16:37:20 +0000 UTC
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"Your best" looks different on different days. Somedays it's a productive day, other days it's simply staying safe in your bed. Be kind to yourself. You are doing your best, whatever it looks like.
2022-11-30 20:14:44 +0000 UTC
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“I strive to be an unrelenting, but also understanding partner.”
Black Christmases are all the rage.
“This is my desire. I hope you find it erotically asphyxiating.”
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No Copyright Music:
+ A Box of Chocolate Mints - The Flax:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StzU7vXGoqY
2022-11-29 15:00:45 +0000 UTC
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“I don’t think I’m wearing any perfume.”
Sweet talkers are highly rewarded.
Just so you know.
“Oh, is this what you say to all the ladies you bring to your cabins?”
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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2022-11-28 16:48:13 +0000 UTC
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"Please know, it is the most normal thing in the world to want love. A lot of us grew up in loveless places, and as such, have had to harden ourselves and become hyper-independent. But wanting to feel safe and held and accepted by another is not weak - it's human."
2022-11-28 13:14:51 +0000 UTC
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That is all.
2022-11-27 15:31:44 +0000 UTC
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✨Vote today. Audios out next week!✨
Best wishes,
Tea
2022-11-25 17:12:26 +0000 UTC
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“I mean the only possible way, I could possibly be revived, if is somebody…”
I’m thankful for a lot of things.
But none so much as you.
“...was willing to rub my very swollen belly.”
...
One of this month's Tea's Choice Winners :)
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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2022-11-25 17:01:21 +0000 UTC
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I’ve been driving for five hours from a job and honestly it’s just so good to be home.
Being productive is great, but also remember that resting is part of being a responsible adult. Essentially our job as adults is to parent ourselves. Honour your needs. If you need rest, rest.
I am currently in need of my doggos, so I’m gonna honour that ;)
2022-11-24 22:07:05 +0000 UTC
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“I like having you under me.”
Come hither.
Don’t dither.
She needs you, within her.
“I like licking your tongue. I like rocking against you.”
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Sensational commission for a sensational commissioner :)
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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2022-11-23 19:00:08 +0000 UTC
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“You gonna have fun?”
I love you.
Be safe, have fun.
Tell your brain to shut up!
“You gonna let people be nice to you?”
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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2022-11-22 15:39:36 +0000 UTC
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“I am not your pet, you are mine.”
Gods are not pets.
But they can be other things.
“Just because I come here doesn’t mean you’ve domesticated me.”
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Patreon freaked out and wouldn't play the audio. Here goes attempt number 2 :)
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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2022-11-21 16:09:39 +0000 UTC
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I need SFW concepts, pleqse.
We are swamped with NSFW goodness. Later this week will be WHOLESOME DEGENERACY. But, please, grant me the WHOLESOME WHOLESOMENESS 🥹
2022-11-20 18:05:44 +0000 UTC
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✨Vote today. Audios out next week!✨
Best wishes,
Tea
2022-11-18 15:57:08 +0000 UTC
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“I was just curious.”
Curiosity leads to great places.
“No, yours is better. So much better.”
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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2022-11-18 14:45:00 +0000 UTC
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“You tell him, daddy.”
Daddy knows what I like.
And what I like is Daddy.
“While he’s in the back, I want you in the front.”
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A daring commission for a daring commissioner :)
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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2022-11-18 14:45:00 +0000 UTC
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"Can I tell you something?"
Even strong girls need a place to rest their heads.
"Your boobies are my safe space."
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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2022-11-17 19:00:06 +0000 UTC
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“You act as if I intended to seduce you.”
She can.
She has.
You're welcome.
“You like mummy on top, don’t you?”
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A comely commission for a comely commissioner :)
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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2022-11-16 19:00:07 +0000 UTC
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Currently dealing with heavy anxiety. Feel like a loser, I suck at my job, my personal stuff, at generally being a person, and reading kind comments like these genuinely make me feel like less of a fuck-up.
So, thank you. Seriously.
2022-11-14 21:27:18 +0000 UTC
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"Your anxiety is a sloppy bitch and doesn't know shit."
Mine likes to stay up late and make me feel sick.
Whatever shitty thing yours tries to do to you, I wouldn't put much stock in it.
2022-11-14 21:00:12 +0000 UTC
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Wholesome commission for a wholesome commissioner
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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2022-11-14 16:59:27 +0000 UTC
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“So in conclusion: you are very beautiful, and the best boyfriend ever.”
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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2022-11-13 20:00:01 +0000 UTC
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What's content you'd never expect from me, but would love to hear?
Appreciate you very much.
Thanks for everything :)
2022-11-11 15:05:21 +0000 UTC
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