Hey Teacups -
Apologies for evacuating my intestines the past few days. Officially not vomiting now, will be recording and editing over the weekend. Hope to get two uploads done.
Thank you for your patience. Appreciate you so much.
2022-07-22 12:12:01 +0000 UTC View PostMe and my mom have a stomach bug. Sorry, guys. Back to editing this week’s stuff soon.
“I feel like being played with.”
A lady knows when she wants to be in charge
And when she wants to be fucked senseless.
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Uploading today because this sweaty Betty got up at ridiculous o’clock to record.
Thank you for everything.
Enjoy your wholesome p*rn :D
Also, can we appreciate me completing a series in a month? Unheard of! Okay, I know...
2022-07-19 18:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostHey Teacups -
Times are tough. Everything is so fucking expensive. I appreciate you being here and keeping my dogs in kibble. Please let me make your time here better.
What's another reward I could give you?
All ideas welcome.
Best wishes,
Tea
P.S. We've got heatwaves going on here in the UK. Audios will be out on Wednesday this week. It's just unbearable in the booth :D
2022-07-18 19:57:46 +0000 UTC View Post
"Not to brag, but today I don't feel like a total piece of shit. Hope you experience this too soon."
2022-07-18 15:56:00 +0000 UTC View PostToday's topic: Why You Need to Look After Yourself [In My Opinion]
So, in my humble opinion, what you need, what we all need, more than anything is to be looked after.
And if you grew up like me, or pretty much anyone with a pulse, it’s more than probable that you’d want to find that support in another person. And despite the growing push to be your own greatest source of love, there’s truly nothing wrong wi...
2022-07-18 14:47:49 +0000 UTC View PostJust wanted to say thanks, guys.
I mean it. I get to go to therapy, support my mom, spend everyday with my dogs, and that's only because you guys support me saying weird things into a mic.
I am fucking lucky.
Also, just an extra pinch of positivity, it's easy to imagine that I get a lot of negative attention about voicing NSFW content, but happily, 99.9% of the feedback and interactions I've had has been overwhelming positive. I don't feel judged, I don't f...
2022-07-17 16:42:59 +0000 UTC View Post
"Sex is great, but have you ever experienced genuine intimacy? Because that's the stuff that deserves the hype. Seriously, guys, sex is alright, but feeling wanted and safe with someone you love is a lot, lot more."
2022-07-15 19:23:24 +0000 UTC View Post
"Can we just make it normal for boys to take care of themselves? Cos it is really normal. Boys deserve self-care, candles and bubble baths."
2022-07-15 19:02:33 +0000 UTC View Post✨Vote today. Audios out next week!✨
Best wishes,
Tea
2022-07-15 14:09:52 +0000 UTC View Post► Please, enter our monthly competition here, submit your concept (either in the comments or via DM's), and be in with a chance of being Tea's Choice! ►
Guidelines for the submitted concepts:
- Please expect the concept to be between 10 - 20 minutes (though it could be longer).
- Only concepts are to be submitted, not full scripts.
- I retain all rights to publish the finished audio on Patreon, YouTube, etc.
- I am within all...
2022-07-15 14:03:06 +0000 UTC View Post“You are mine until I say otherwise.”
Yes, Ma'am
“So why don’t you be a good boy and just lie there?”
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Spicy times for a spicy commissioner :D
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P.S. THE GREAT SUB REVOLUTION IS ITS ON WAY! HOLD STEADY :D
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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2022-07-14 18:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post“I’m starting to think all this resistance is futile.”
Yah, think, lady?
“I think it might be easier just to let you look after me.”
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TOMBOY SERIES:
PART ONE:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/i-f-cking-love-i-37301956
PART TWO:
“Are you really hugging your high school bully?”
Forgiveness isn’t for the person who wronged you
It’s for you, so you can let go and move on.
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Touching commission for a lovely commissioner
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DISCLAIMER:
To clarify, I don't think there is one way to handle a past bully apologising to you. I've never been bullied by a peer, but I do think that all ...
2022-07-12 17:16:26 +0000 UTC View Post
"Narcissists are hilarious. Imagine genuinely believing that you're unique and special and you've never done anything wrong in your life, but actually you're just a really shitty statistic."
And, yes, I do, indeed, have daddy issues. And that's another thing that motherfucker never took accountability for :D
No, but seriously, folks. Don't have a relaitonship with a narcissist. Don't date one, don't have children with one, don't have one as a friend. They are a drain...
2022-07-12 16:15:35 +0000 UTC View Post“The prodigal wife returns.”
I'm home when I'm with you
“Oh, marrying you was such a good idea!”
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Amazing commission concept for an amazing commissioner :)
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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2022-07-12 13:46:00 +0000 UTC View Post“I hecking love your belly.”
Now, gimme a squish.
“Because it’s adorable and soft and it’s where I feel safe.”
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Squishy commission for a special commissioner :)
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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2022-07-11 13:46:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Teacups -
So, we might no longer be on YouTube, but that doesn't mean we should miss out the stellar thumbnails.
✨ Every month I'll upload a new batch for your viewing pleasure.✨
I'll also be going through all the audios and assigning the characters to their corresponding stories.
So, for example, the tomboy series will have an icon of the tomboy character on all of her audios, and so on and so forth for each character a...
2022-07-08 11:01:05 +0000 UTC View Post✨Vote today. Audios out next week!✨
Best wishes,
Tea
P.S. I remembered to make it multiple choice, babies :D
2022-07-08 11:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
"Genuinely contemplated becoming a vlogger today... then I remembered I'm very boring. Looks like I'm sticking with the voice porn."
2022-07-07 17:56:58 +0000 UTC View PostHey Teacups -
If I have not responded to your commission DM and you're still interested, could you please send them again?
I am so sorry for the trouble.
I forgot that when you send a message to all patrons, it makes thousands of individual DM's which then buries all the previous messages.
I'm sorry I'm a goof.
I appreciate you, I'm functional better than I have in months - let's do this!
“Oh, I’m sorry…”
Oops
“Am I distracting you?”
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Sexy commission for a sensational commissioner
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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2022-07-06 19:51:35 +0000 UTC View Post“No self-deprecating in this house.”
Let's take our time and just be happy
“Just corny lines and flirting, please.”
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Wholesome commission for a wholesome commissioner :)
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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2022-07-06 13:51:02 +0000 UTC View Post“I’m only asking this because I have enough alcohol in my system to make me brave.”
Wholesome problems require wholesome solutions.
“Do you think you could like me too?”
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Fluffy commission for a fabulous commissioner :)
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No Copyright Music:
[No Copyright Music] Jazz loop music _ Milk Coffee:
Yo, Teacups!
If you haven’t seen one of these posts before, this is just what it says on the tin - a recommendations post. Sometimes I get caught in a cycle of the same movies, books, activities, and whatever else. If you also suffer from this, I hope this small collection of recommendations can be of some help.
P.S. These are obviously just things I like and if you don’t like them too, then that’s absolutely a-okay ❤️
✨Series:✨
L...
2022-07-04 16:28:02 +0000 UTC View Post
"You can survive these shitty feelings. I promise."
2022-07-03 17:38:39 +0000 UTC View Post✨Vote today. Audios out next week!✨
Best wishes,
Tea
2022-07-03 16:06:27 +0000 UTC View Post“I know we both have a weakness for physical touch.”
My love language is being spoiled by you.
“So, if you wouldn’t mind fulfilling my needs.”
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✨Cat Mama Series:✨
► PART ONE:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/in-heat-for-you-68453970
PART TWO:
"Well, you did just seem me come in my pants."
"It'd be pretty rude if I didn't let you touch the titties."
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Winner of this month's Tea's Choice ❤️
I'm making it FREE TO ALL because the world's fucked, people are depressed, and I'm lucky to have this job and disposable income. I will absolutely make more patron only content, but a lot of peop...
2022-06-29 13:38:26 +0000 UTC View Post