"Don't you ever do that to me again..."
A house can be rebuilt
Things can be replaced
All that matters is us.
"Because I won't survive."
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Well, I truly wanted to do this one and I am so glad I did, but now I officially have no voice. I'll be back in a few days when I can swallow my own spit again. Thank you for your patience.
Love,<...
2021-11-07 17:31:31 +0000 UTC
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Teacups -
I’m gross again. Are you okay with sick girl voice or would you prefer me to wait until it’s gone? Not a problem either way, I just appreciate sick girl voice isn’t always the most appealing or sexy. I just want you to know I’m 100% good to press on :)
Please let me know. Just wanted your thoughts.
Sorry for any inconvenience. I sincerely do not wanna be gross, I just am 😁
2021-11-06 18:16:29 +0000 UTC
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"Just don't have fucking affairs. Just don't do it. It's not exciting or romantic, it's sad and pathetic, and often it's truly not about you being irresistible, it's about someone not being brave enough to walk away from their dead relationship. Demand more for yourself, please."
2021-11-06 16:30:49 +0000 UTC
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"That's easier said than done" is not the end of the conversation. Yes, yes it is easier said than done. But that's true of everything. Don't let "it's easier said than done" be the reason you close yourself off to opportunities, growth or intimacy."
2021-11-06 16:05:26 +0000 UTC
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✨Vote today. Audios out next week!✨
Best wishes,
Tea
2021-11-05 12:18:37 +0000 UTC
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"No one is coming to save you" does not mean nobody will help you, nobody will love you, nobody will support you as you win or lose. It just means nobody can give you your own drive. Nobody can make things happen for you. You are the main character of your own story."
2021-11-04 21:41:50 +0000 UTC
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"You only shower when you know I'm coming home."
Lie back, sweetie.
I'm going for a dive.
“I said I’d be gentle, I never said I wouldn’t be thorough.”
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✨Re-uploaded because Patreon wouldn't play the original. No idea why. I'm just trying to bring some ladies their p*rn.✨
Have it for FREE ladies. I'm sure you've earned i...
2021-11-04 17:25:35 +0000 UTC
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"I can't help it that your penis brings such joy!"
Honey, I only fuck you because I care.
"In this house, we respect men's mental and physical health."
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Just to clarify: it's the listener who is playing with the girlfriend's ass. I don't know if that was clear from the tags.
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2021-11-04 17:15:01 +0000 UTC
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Ready for two completely separate erotic audios, one for the ladies, one for the gentlemen?
Then I'll see you tonight, wholesome degenerates.
Love,
Tea
2021-11-04 12:23:12 +0000 UTC
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"So, you're not gonna jack off for the entirety of the month?"
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Apologies, I just felt like this doing this, Teacups.
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2021-11-04 11:24:29 +0000 UTC
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Patreon ► https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3472768
Twitter ► https://twitter.com/AudioTeacup
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“I am just a person with a pair of tits and good intentions.”
I love you.
Let's get you some help.
“Good titties will not fix anything, but they will listen."
2021-11-03 19:01:01 +0000 UTC
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"I know I'm not gonna give up, but..."
Nothing worth having is easily won.
"Why am I such a fucking failure?"
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❤️ 🥺 Get Me Pregnant Series: 🥺 ❤️
PART ONE:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/get-me-pregnant-55281594
PART TWO:
2021-11-02 19:15:58 +0000 UTC
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"Well, maybe I'm competitive..."
Under me
On top of me
It's all good to me.
"Or maybe I just like being on top of you."
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2021-11-02 18:15:29 +0000 UTC
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“Aaaaaaaaaand you have been there how long?”
The secret is out.
No one is safe.
Especially not you.
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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2021-11-02 17:15:00 +0000 UTC
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► Please, enter our monthly competition here, submit your concept (either in the comments or via DM's), and be in with a chance of being Tea's Choice! ►
Guidelines for the submitted concepts:
- Please expect the concept to be between 10 - 20 minutes (though it could be longer).
- Can be SFW or NSFW
- Only concepts are to be submitted, not full scripts.
- I retain all rights to publish the finished audio on Patreon, YouTube, e...
2021-11-02 15:03:32 +0000 UTC
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- Doing something half-heartedly is often a lot better than not doing it at all. It's okay to half-arse it.
- If you're unable to keep up with hygiene, just do what you can.
- Looking after yourself a little, is a lot better than not at all.
2021-11-01 20:25:11 +0000 UTC
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Patreon ► https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3472768
Twitter ► https://twitter.com/AudioTeacup
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"Yes, I wanna marry you."
If all this pomp and ceremony is too much
We can just walk away.
So long as you marry me today, I'm a lucky woman.
2021-11-01 19:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Welcome to Agony Aunt-Tea, Teacups.
This is a place where we can talk about you.
Please feel free to share a trouble, a worry, or something you'd like advice on. And I will do my very best to give degenerately wholesome advice.
DISCLAIMER:
Please be aware that all responses are just my personal opinions. I cannot offer any professional or psychological advice. I have no formal training in either medicine or psychology. All my responses...
2021-11-01 16:03:58 +0000 UTC
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“I am every guy on the internet’s dream...”
Short girls
Tall girls
We appreciate all girls.
“An impossibly tall woman with a high sex drive.”
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✨For anyone who needs a bit of Halloween cheer✨
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2021-10-31 17:00:38 +0000 UTC
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Hey Teacups -
I uploaded a post a day or two ago called “unpopular opinion: love should not be unconditional”. Since then I’ve gotten a lot of interesting responses, and a few of them just made me want to clarify the intention behind the original post.
So, here I go. A vast majority of people felt that I made a reasonable argument for having healthy conditions to loving someone or being in a relationship (regardless of the type of relationship: family, friends, partners, etc...
2021-10-30 19:17:30 +0000 UTC
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✨Vote today. Audios out next week!✨
Best wishes,
Tea
2021-10-29 17:00:20 +0000 UTC
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"Mental illness doesn't care what your circumstances are, what you look like, who you have in your life. I am beyond grateful for all my opportunities, securities and people. Just know you're not an ungrateful piece of shit because you struggle with your mental health."
2021-10-29 16:37:55 +0000 UTC
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“Damn these HUGE badonker-donkers!”
Gentlemen...
it's time to take your calcium.
“Honey! Could you help me?”
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Happy Halloween, degenerates :)
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2021-10-28 16:15:06 +0000 UTC
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Unpopular opinion:
✨LOVE SHOULD NOT BE UNCONDITIONAL.✨
We're often given this narrative that true love means loving someone regardless of what they do or how they behave. No one has to agree with me, no one has to believe what I believe. All I’m saying is that for me love is conditional, and it’s in the most positive sense.
The conditions are you are kind, you never abuse me, never try to control me or think of me as your property. These are the conditions, not if yo...
2021-10-27 19:57:38 +0000 UTC
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"Being a good person doesn't mean you never get angry, or never have mean thoughts. It just means that you have them, you process them in a healthy way, and you don't punish other people for how you feel. Being decent is a choice. Choose not to blame the world for your problems."
2021-10-27 18:49:27 +0000 UTC
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Patreon ► https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3472768
Twitter ► https://twitter.com/AudioTeacup
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"Is this seat taken? Oh, you misunderstand. I meant your lap."
Big Tiddy Goth Girlfriend. That's it. That's just exactly it.
"I might wear the collar, but you're definite...
2021-10-27 18:00:05 +0000 UTC
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"Trick or treat, smell my feet, please move out of my way because I need to pee!"
It's long distance.
That's a long-ass time to hold your pee.
That's love.
"No, I'm serious. This is an emergency!"
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2021-10-26 16:31:00 +0000 UTC
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“My kind... need your kind’s come to survive.”
Like all great relationships
this is mutually beneficial.
“And your kind... need to come to survive.”
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In the name of Spooktober, degeneracy and unholy handholding, there will be monster girls :)
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2021-10-26 16:15:19 +0000 UTC
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Patreon ► https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3472768
Twitter ► https://twitter.com/AudioTeacup
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"Ahh, you're giving me diabetes. Stop! Stop! Stop!"
Insecure, clumsy, and utterly in love.
Fate rarely takes it easy on the Tomboy.
Luckily, you more than compensa...
2021-10-25 18:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Please and thank you, always :)
2021-10-25 17:45:19 +0000 UTC
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