"I remember being astounded at 100 patrons, and I am astounded now. I am beyond lucky that anyone supports me. I only hope I keep making the content that interests you. Thank you for everything, truly."
2021-10-25 12:00:21 +0000 UTC View Post
"I promise you, you are not the only person who spends the whole day in bed feeling like a loser. I promise you that. We all get depressed, overwhelmed, burnout. Sometimes, you need to recharge, do nothing and give yourself permission to not be okay."
2021-10-24 18:22:15 +0000 UTC View Post“I am a fishnet-wearing, certified Halloween pervert.”
Honey, it's a Halloween party...
Unwholesomeness is a must.
“But, I am only your pervert, so it’s okay.”
...
No Copyright Music:
► Halloween Lofi Hiphop Mix 2021 🎃 No Copyright Lofi Beats To Relax and Study 🎃 Halloween Lofi Songs:
Tell me.
Please and thank you.
2021-10-24 14:19:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Me: *watches realistic, romantic p*rn where the actors are consenting adults showcasing consensual, communicative sex*
Also me: I am literally watching this for the plot! Because the plot is realistic, romantic p*rn where the actors are consenting adults showcasing consensual, communicative sex.
2021-10-23 18:07:35 +0000 UTC View PostGuys -
Come on, now. 4950 patrons!
This is getting out of hand.
I am so, so grateful, but what can I do to thank you if we get there?
Seriously, if we reach it, what would you like me to do? Sacrifice all my teacups to the receptacle gods?
Ideas, please, you wonderful, generous degenerates. Ideas, please, always :)
P.S. I really, really am immensely dumbfounded and grateful and I sincerely hope my wo...
2021-10-23 11:14:13 +0000 UTC View Post✨Vote today. Audios out next week!✨
Best wishes,
Tea
Guys -
I'm sorry I'm such a wet blanket, but sometimes I just feel overwhelmed with this covertly narcissistic want for "let's all be happy. I want us all to fall in love, have wonderful friends, make memories, brighten lives, get ice cream at 3AM. I just don't want us to die before we've had as much of it as possible."
I know no one here knows me and I am not my characters, but I've seen so much sadness and strife in my short, inconsequential life, that I just ha...
2021-10-21 20:34:33 +0000 UTC View Post"So, I guess the question is...are you a monster fucker?"
Eat a snickers, bois.
You're gonna need your energy.
"Oh, he's a fucker, alright."
...
✨Free to ALL because someone might need some degeneracy :) ✨
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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2021-10-21 18:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
"I am blessed by my patrons and their feedback:
'Easy to just get drunk and wank to. Thanks Tea for the comfort, it's helped me a lot.'"
2021-10-20 19:28:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Patreon ► https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3472768
Twitter ► https://twitter.com/AudioTeacup
…
“Please be fair, this is not fair.”
You've convinced me
Now, don't you dare hurt me.
“Because the horniness is charging up inside me, and your pretty face is above me…” 2021-10-20 18:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
“I’m not accusing you of being sleazy, I’m accusing you of wanting to kiss me.”
No more flirting
It's time for something real.
“Don’t tease you? Then don’t tease me.”
...
The final winner of October's Tea's Choice :)
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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2021-10-19 18:15:17 +0000 UTC View Post
"Suggest me pov audio concepts, please and thank you."
2021-10-19 17:37:44 +0000 UTC View Post“Yes, sir, the room is freezing, the bed is freezing, but we…"
Love me like I'm your home
Like I'm the place you return to.
“..are very, very warm.”
...
Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2021-10-19 16:30:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Patreon ► https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3472768
Twitter ► https://twitter.com/AudioTeacup
…
"I really like him, honey. And I think he feels the same about me."
...
Time to stand by curvy mommy and tell your friend the truth. The question is - will you g...
2021-10-18 18:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post"Now, take off your shirt and let me get at it."
Accept the fact that even though you don't always love yourself
I, very much, do.
...
Apologies for this being uploaded and then deleted. It was supposed to come out this week under a totally different title and I goofed it all up like a goof. Apologies, and please enjoy :)
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Script & Audio by Teacu...
2021-10-17 18:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostTell me.
Please and thank you.
2021-10-17 16:30:17 +0000 UTC View Post“Honey, after last night… I think I owe you.”
Hear it, feel it, enjoy it.
Your orgasm and subsequent power nap await.
Now, please, enjoy the naked woman rubbing lotion all over your tits and clit.
“See if you can guess… which part of me is rubbing you.”
...
Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2021-10-16 18:20:21 +0000 UTC View Post“Honey, after last night… I think I owe you.”
Hear it, feel it, enjoy it.
Your orgasm and subsequent power nap await.
Now, please, enjoy the naked woman rubbing lotion all over your cock and balls.
“See if you can guess… which part of me is rubbing you.”
...
Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2021-10-16 18:19:40 +0000 UTC View Post► EROTIC AUDIO ARCHIVE:
https://drive.google.com/drive/u/1/folders/1HWSzLcNocSdIKHxnM2f5xGirkqaGuddr
✨The reason the erotic archive has a separate post from the SFW one is because they're on different patron tiers.✨
DISCLAIMER:
Please don't share the archive with anyone.
The reason I took the...
2021-10-15 13:38:57 +0000 UTC View Post✨Vote today. Audios out next week!✨
Best wishes,
Tea
2021-10-15 12:39:29 +0000 UTC View Post“Wait! What if it leaves a mark?!”
If she fits, she sits.
“This amount of pressure cannot be good for the human face.”
...
Community: You can't make a face sitting audio wholesome and completely SFW!
Tea: Well, no, but actually yes :)
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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2021-10-14 16:31:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Patreon ► https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3472768
Twitter ► https://twitter.com/AudioTeacup
…
“I’m just gonna get naked and shoot my shot!”
And that's exactly what she did.
"Fuck me?! Fuck me yourself, coward."
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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
…<...
2021-10-13 18:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Someone left this exit survey, and I just had to share it:
"I am so sorry Tea. I have followed you for years and love your content, but my self-hate has just gotten to the point that i can no longer pretened like the situations in your audios could ever happen to someone like me (not even in fantasy). For now i am cancelling my membership; i may come back, i may not, but regardless thank you for the joy i used to get from your audios. I wish you all the best for the future. I am very so...
2021-10-13 14:57:50 +0000 UTC View Post“Turned on?"
Rub up on me
In the most wholesome of ways.
"I’m beyond turned on, I’m goo.”
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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2021-10-12 18:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Patreon ► https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3472768
Twitter ► https://twitter.com/AudioTeacup
…
“...you make me very happy and you deserve nice things”
🎵 That's money honey
Well, I'm your lover and your mistress 🎵
"And it just so happens that I’m very good at getting ni...
2021-10-11 19:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post“We said stuff…”
Tell me the truth
Because now might be the only chance.
“And I was not just saying it because we were about to die.”
...
Second Winner of October's Tea's Choice :)
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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2021-10-11 18:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostYo, Teacups! Sometimes I feel like I stay caught in a cycle of the same movies, books, activities, and whatever else. If you suffer from this, I hope this small collection of recommendations can be of some help.
P.S. These are obviously just things I like and if you don’t like them too, then that’s absolutely a-okay ❤️
Movies:
✨Vote today. Audios out next week!✨
Best wishes,
Tea
“Don’t you dare be careful.”
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?
“Touch me, feel me, see me, love me.”
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Happy Spooktober, degenerates :)
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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2021-10-07 18:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post