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"well-written, beautiful fan fiction: her sex tasted of sweetness and promises. 

me, an Intellectual: pussy tastes like pussy."

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✨Your SFW Audio Poll✨ [Vote Today] [Audio Out Next Week] [Thank You So Much]

Vote today. Audios out next week!

Best wishes,

Tea

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👄 pov: curious lesbians use you for blowjob practice 👄

“Has my girlfriend roped you into something, mister?”

sugar, spice & everything nice

that's what curious lesbians are made of. 

“Nothing that the gentleman isn’t fully aware of.”

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CURIOUS LESBIANS SERIES:

*PART ONE (NSFW):

https://www.pat...

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❤️ Bro, They Are Smutty Stories ❤️

One of my exit survey reads:

"Seeing how many people are patrons and how much money you bring in on a monthly basis put into perspective just how fucked society is today. Preying on emotionally damaged men for profit is a business now, and I no longer want to take part in it."

My respectful, sincere response:

"By this logic every movie, book, game and form of entertainment that deals with relationships "preys on emotionally damaged men [and women]". If you don't like my cont...

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💙 Don't Give Up 💙 [F4A] [Girlfriend Encourages You Through Hard Times] [Cuddling You in Bed]

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Twitter ► https://twitter.com/AudioTeacup

"You got this, even when you don't know it."

Don't give up on the things you care about.

"That's how much you got it."

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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio

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❤️ ☭ Our Girlfriend ☭ ❤️ [Communist Friend Gets a Girlfriend] [Join Us, Comrade] [Be in Our Throuple] [Two Girls, One You] [Three Way Kissing Altogether] [Sensual & Exciting]

✨Our Girlfriend Series:✨

PART ONE:

https://www.patreon.com/posts/our-girlfriend-56150728

PART TWO:

https://www.patreon.com/posts/56423070

PART THREE:

2021-09-14 18:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post

⁉️ 🫀 Wanna Hear ‘Em? 🫀 ⁉️ [F4M] [Your Sister’s Best Friend] [Picking You Up For Our Date] [But I’m Sick] [You Wanna Take Care of Me?] [Resting in Your Room] [Lay Your Head on My Chest] [Heartbeat Sounds]

“Is this really how you wanna spend your night?” 

Yes, yes it is.

“Laying on a bed next to a sick girl?”

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⁉️ VA problems require VA solutions. If you're sick as a dog, make your character sick as a dog and keep the content coming. ⁉️

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✨Your Sister's Best Friend Series:✨

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❤️ ⚔️ Gimme Back My King ⚔️ ❤️ [F4M] [Warrior Queen] [Storming a Castle For You] [Get Away From My Husband]

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"Why am I talking to you first? When I could be talking to the most beautiful man in all the kingdoms."

Let her introduce herself.

Here comes trouble.

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😘 pov: childhood friend teaches you how to kiss 😘

"That's not gonna help you."

Open your mouth

And let me show you something fun.

"You need somebody to kiss back in order to practice."

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TO CLARIFY... The people in the audio are ABSOLUTELY OF AGE. They are simply FRIENDS FROM CHILDHOOD! Thank you, please enjoy the fluffy smut :) 

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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio

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😳 pov: you perv on two girls making out 😳

"What do you say, perv? Wanna have us hash it out?"

The bad news is... you've been caught.

The good news is... you've been caught. 

"Please say yes."

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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio 

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✨🍵 Spilling Tea Poll 🍵✨ [Monthly Newsletter Topic]

So, what would you like me to babble about?

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❤️ Wanna Wrestle? ❤️ [F4A] [Playful Girlfriend] [Babe? Play With Me] [Wrestling Turns to Cuddling] [Happy & Lighthearted]

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“You’re so cute when you’re a sore loser.”

Ready, set, cuddle!

“If you tickle me, I’m going to have to commit murder.”

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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio<...

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❤️ Please Like Me ❤️ [Girlfriend Role-play Short Story] [F4A] [Girlfriend’s Inner Monologue of Self-Loathing] [Relatable Fluff] [Sitting On My Couch] [Watching a Movie] [Getting Close to Someone is Scary as Shit]

I am a crippled, little person who shouldn't be here. I am misshapen and brow-beaten and worn-down by dread and chewed-off finger nails and the fear that sooner, rather than later, you’ll find out just how underwhelming I am.

I realise in admitting this, I’m shooting myself in the foot. Right now, right as you sit next to me, your knee softly knocking against mine, I should be thanking whoever’s up there. You’re here, in my small, unambitious apartment, your knee touching mine. ...

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✨Your SFW Audio Poll✨ [Vote Today] [Audio Out Next Week] [Thank You So Much]

Vote today. Audios out next week!

Best wishes,

Tea


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❤️ 🚫 The Safe Word 🚫 ❤️ [F4A] [Loving Girlfriend Wants to Dominate You] [You Agree, But It’s Too Much, Too Soon] [You Use the Safe Word] [Comfort & Reassurance For Not Liking It] [Just Because I Like It Doesn’t Mean You Have To] [Of Course Not] [I’m Not Disappointed] [Come Here] [Cuddling & Comforting You]

“We are so much more than Dom and Sub stuff.”

Dominate my heart

Submit to my acceptance

Know that I love you and all that makes you happy.

“Dom, sub, whatever. Just stay with me.”

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First Winner of September's Tea's Choice!

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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio 

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❤️ 🤒 For You, I’ll Try 🤒 ❤️ [F4A] [Former Spoiled Rich Girl Girlfriend] [We Both Get Sick] [Learning How to Take Care of You] [I Know I’m Spoiled, But I Really Do Love You] [Riches to Rags to Being a Better Person] [Making You Stay in Bed] [I’m Gonna Make My Own Fortune & Look After Us]

"But it's okay because..."

First comes the fall

Then comes the love

Then comes the rise because god damn it I am gonna make it better for us.

"...we love each other, and I'm gonna work really hard, and then I can buy you whatever you want!"

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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio 

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❤️ Girlfriend Hums You to Sleep ❤️ [F4A] [Gentle Whispering] [Cuddling in Bed] [Ear to Ear Attention] [Brushing Your Hair] [Head Massage] [Head Scratching]

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Twitter ► https://twitter.com/AudioTeacup

“Goodnight, sleepy head.”

Dream a little dream of me.

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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio

Art by imakureitto:

Twitter: 2021-09-06 19:51:53 +0000 UTC View Post

❤️ 🍰 Little Halfling 🍰 ❤️ [F4A] [Hobbit Girlfriend] [Small But Bold] [Meeting Me For a Picnic] [Kissing & Feeding You Cake] [Take Me on Your Next Adventure?] [Promise?] [I Want to Go Where You Go]

“Elves are beautiful. Human women are beautiful. Do you really think I can compete?”

Cakes, cuddles and sass.

“Well, then that's all that matters.”

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🍂 I have a fierce cold and I apologise profusely for sounding stuffy. Look after yourselves, people. Fall is coming 🍂

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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio 

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😭 Yo...I came here to make p*rn and then I ended up being a proud mom 😭

"I finally found someone to give me the comfort that I’ve been able to get by being a patron to the most talented person I’ve ever found. These audios helped me tough times and lonely ones as well. I’ll always know that if times get tough again I can always come back to be comforted by the audios here. You do amazing work Tea, and I’m happy I was able to find you. Best wishes to you and your family as well."

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💙 Agony Aunt-Tea 💙 [September 2021] [Let's Talk About You] [Want Some Advice From a Real Degenerate?]

Welcome to Agony Aunt-Tea, Teacups.

This is a place where we can talk about you.

Please feel free to share a trouble, a worry, or something you'd like advice on. And I will do my very best to give degenerately wholesome advice.

DISCLAIMER:

Please be aware that all responses are just my personal opinions. I cannot offer any professional or psychological advice. I have no formal training in either medicine or psychology. All my responses...

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❤️ Love Stories Should Be As Wild And Varied As We Are ❤️

"Absolutely no hate to stories that involve two virgins falling in love and losing their virginity to each other, but I'd love more stories where sex and virginity just aren't priorities. More chemistry, less focus on "purity". Sex is an activity, not a life sentence."

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❤️ What Kind Of Erotic Audio Would You Like Next? ❤️

Just tell me the secret ingredient.

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❤️ 👪 The Sitter (2) 👪 ❤️ [F4M] [Your Kid’s Babysitter] [Talking About What Happened] [Giving in to Our Feelings] [Sitting On Your Lap] [Soft, Sensual Kisses] [Sharing a Secret With You] [I’m a Virgin] [Is That Okay With You?]

“And do you always put women in your lap when you wanna kiss them?”

This is no porno plot

This is feelings and caring and shit.

“My, well, aren’t I special?”

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✨The Sitter Series:✨

PART ONE:

https://www.patreon.com/posts/sitter-f4m-to-to-55323276

PART TWO...

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❤️ You Need Some Kindness ❤️ [F4A] [Girlfriend Makes You Feel Better] [Comforting Words] [Cuddling You] [You're Loved, Please Know That]

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Twitter ► https://twitter.com/AudioTeacup

“I think you need someone to be kind to you.”

Kindness doesn’t always solve it

But that doesn’t mean it’s not worth being kind.

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No Copyright Music:

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✨Second Chance At Being Tea's Choice For September✨ [September 2021] [Win Your Personalised Audio] [Double the Chances]

❤️ We've had the first concept winner for the month. Now, let's find our second! ❤️

✨Guys! We're doing TWO personalised audios each month!✨

► So, please, enter our monthly competition here, submit your concept (either in the comments or via DM's), and be in with a chance of being Tea's Choice!

Guidelines for the submitted concepts:

- Please expect the concept to be between 10 - 20 minutes (though it c...

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❤️ See You & This Sensual Wholesomeness Tomorrow ❤️

"The image previews tomorrow's SFW, verging on sensual audio:

The Sitter (2) [F4M] [Your Kid’s Babysitter] [Talking About What Happened] [Giving in to Our Feelings] [Sitting On Your Lap]..."

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✨ 🍵 Spilling Tea 🍵 ✨ How Not to Be a Miserable Bastard [In My Opinion]

  • Don’t Feed the Miserable Bastard Inside of You:

All of us, everyone of us, has an inner, vile, miserable piece of shit bastard that likes to think miserable piece of shit bastard thoughts. He’s never happy, he’s always the victim, and nothing, not anything is ever his fault. He’s gross and the more we feed him, the stronger, and more entitled he feels to share his misery with others. Don’t feed the miserable bastard inside of you.

❤️ 😉 Hot Singles in Your Area 😉 ❤️ [F4M] [Friends to Lovers RP]

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"I'm wearing a bra with underwire."

Skip the ads

Take a chance

"I don't know how it could get more serious."

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❤️ 🥺 Get Me Pregnant, Please. Now! 🥺 ❤️ [F4M] [SFW to Erotic] [Friends to Lovers] [You're Sure?] [Then Let’s Do This] [Practical Sex Turns Passionate] [Praise & Encouragement] [Titty Blowjob to Help Get You Hard Again] [Thank You For Everything] [Are… Are These Feelings More Than Gratitude?]

“Bet you never thought you’d see me like this, huh?”

It started out with your jizz

How did it end up like this?!

It was only your jizz.

It was only your jizz.

“Sperm trailing down my thighs, your sperm, to be exact, which is very appreciated.”

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❤️ 🥺 Get Me Pregnant Ser...

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❤️ 🥱 Slow Start 🥱 ❤️ [F4A] [Girlfriend is Not a Morning Person] [Stay in Bed With Me] [Waking Up Slowly] [Cuddling & Rambling] [Tea & Breakfast in Bed] [Kissing Under the Covers]

“You are very lucky you are very pretty.”

You say "morning"

I say "not yet"

You say "cuddles"

I say "you bet"

“No, I do not wanna greet the day, I wanna sleep.”

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Good Monday, Teacups. I hope it's the start of a good week :) 

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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio 

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