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"Sweetheart, Iβm always impressed by effort. But the question is: why are you trying to impress me?"
...
Strong, smart-mouthed and a thorough sadist - your childhood friend incarnate.
You visit her training room at the end of a long day.
You enter the large hall and there she is.
She's power itself. Toned with muscle, ripe with confidence. She'd be utterly terrifying if not for her beauty. <...
2019-03-05 20:34:44 +0000 UTC View Post
We have a winner!
Congratulations to all those who voted for 'Domestic' because it will be the audio coming out this Friday.
Thank you to everyone for voting.
Can't wait for you to hear it.
Best wishes,
Teacup
2019-03-05 12:01:38 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Monday, Teacups!
Thank you to everyone who wrote suggestions on yesterday's post. You guys honestly have the greatest ideas.
So here are your choices. Choose wisely and vote.
Same as usual:
24 hours to vote. Winner announced tomorrow. Audio out Friday.
Good luck.
P.S.
I'm spending this week writing, recording and editing all the Tea's Finest audios, so there will likely only be one audio on YouTube and obviously one on Patreon. Just wanted to ke...
2019-03-04 11:52:20 +0000 UTC View PostHello Teacups,
Let me know in the comments what concept you'd like as the Patreon exclusive audio this week.
I'll use your ideas to form a poll. Then tomorrow we vote.
All the best,
Teacup
2019-03-03 20:09:32 +0000 UTC View Post
"You need help, and you clearly donβt want it from me. So, why donβt you try something new - help yourself. And if you do, who knows, maybe I might still want you."
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You've been like this for months now: not leaving the house, not going to work, pushing everything and everyone away.
But she's a stubborn one. She's been with you through it all, making appointments you don't go to, cooking meals you don't finish, cleaning a house you don't care about.
Sh...
2019-03-01 14:39:21 +0000 UTC View Post
"War is so confusing. Hate is simple. Butβ¦ I donβt hate you.β
β¦
Youβve crossed the border.
Youβre in their land now.
The Giants territory; a land filled with beasts and blood and the bones of your fellow man.
No human is permitted in these parts.
But you have to do this.
Your mother is counting on you. You have to get the medicine.
&nbs...
2019-02-28 22:29:57 +0000 UTC View Post
And the winner is: Get Over Yourself.
Thank you for all your votes, Teacups.
Please get excited. Audio out tomorrow!
All the best,
Teacup
2019-02-28 13:08:27 +0000 UTC View Post
"I was working on a translation when what I thought was a poem turned out to be an incantation. I... summoned her."
...
You saw her and she knows it.
Her.
Her the poetry professor, her the polite and delicate, and now her - the goddess?
She asks to see you.
You go to her office.
She offers you a seat, and then after a series of false starts, begins her explanation:
"I ...
2019-02-25 23:21:50 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Monday!
Which audio would you like this week, Teacups?
A vast majority of you seem to be enjoying the more assertive female characters so that's what we'll be working with.
Same as always:
+24 hours to vote.
+Audio will be out Friday.
Best of luck,
Teacup
2019-02-25 14:21:01 +0000 UTC View Post
"Helpful and kind - you really are a knight in shining armour. I don't mean that in a sarcastic way. You really saved me. Thank you."
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It's raining, it's pouring, and there's a young woman with a flat tire.
By the side of the road, under a shelter of trees, she sits in her car, hopelessly in need.
...
Because who doesn't like to be a hero?
On a serious note, all you guys who hel...
2019-02-22 02:30:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Frisky Friday's will be returning very shortly (between 4-5 weeks, to be more specific), and as such, we need ideas!
I know I asked for your thoughts a few weeks ago, but since when has in-depth brainstorming led to disaster?
So, let me have it! All ideas welcome!
Also, here is a list of my own imaginings thus far:
Β± The Onsen [Trip to Japan] [Vacation] [Onsen Sex] [We're Gonna Get Caught]
Β± Beauty and the Beast [Acceptance] [Dominant & Submissiv...
2019-02-20 20:20:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Just letting you all know, Iβd be hitting that pizza morning, noon and night.
Not even a question.
2019-02-20 02:16:59 +0000 UTC View Post
"Hey! What are you doing? Why would you do that? Have you no respect for a superhuman's identity?"
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Some punks have decided to make your bad day even worse.
Cornered in a dark alley, you refuse to give up your wallet.
You prepare for a fight, and the inevitable beating to follow.
You make a fist, hold your breath, but nothing happens...
If nothing means a female superhero sweeps...
2019-02-19 23:31:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Teacups,
Since I've nearly killed myself trying to get all these commissions done whilst sorting out the studio, I've managed to get through them in record time. As such, I have 3 slots left for the month before I close them again for a good, long while.
If you'd like to get one of the last three slots, please follow the link and submit your concept. You are my patrons, so I'm only opening them up for you especially.
The system works on a first come first served ...
2019-02-18 20:04:01 +0000 UTC View Post
"We both made mistakes. But yeah, you made me happy. Didn't I make you happy... at least some of the time?β
β¦
Youβre on a beach trip with your family.
The perfect place to relax:
A crackling bomb fire, a dreamy night sky, and the vast beauty of the ocean.
What more could you want?
Her.
You could always want her.
And somehow, as soon as you th...
2019-02-18 19:37:49 +0000 UTC View Post