Hello Teacups,
Please get excited as you are the first to know that next week marks the premier of 'Your Hero' [Superhero & Civilian] [Friends to Lovers] [Identity Revealed] [Confession]!
Are you hyped? Because I certainly am.
All the best,
Teacup
2019-02-16 21:27:28 +0000 UTC
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Let's spice it up, Teacups!
I'd really like to expand and do something different.
So, let me know what you'd like to hear me do.
Of course, safe and familiar concepts are welcome, as always. But if there's something you haven't seen me do and want - I'm all ears.
All the best,
Teacup
2019-02-15 17:02:35 +0000 UTC
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"You’re a successful hot piece of ass, and I’m a charming trickster with a heart of gold. Who wouldn’t wanna be us?"
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Just a couple of best friends hanging out after a long week.
You laugh together, at each other, and you sip some lovely tea.
Even if your lives aren't perfect, and you both want different things, it never stops you from enjoying each other's company.
What are fr...
2019-02-15 16:13:37 +0000 UTC
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I am most definitely feeling the love today, and it has nothing to do with romance!
30,000+ SUBSCRIBERS!
Thank you, sincerely, Teacups!
2019-02-15 00:14:44 +0000 UTC
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"You’re my friend, you’ve always been my friend. I love you, you make me laugh, I annoy you - it works. But, I notice you. I’ve always noticed you.â€
…
You were fully prepared for a non-existent Valentine’s night alone.
Fortunately, your ridiculous best-friend has other plans.
And they involve wine, chocolate, take-out and a little bit of love.
…
HAPPY VALENTINEâ...
2019-02-14 23:52:34 +0000 UTC
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2019-02-14 21:22:01 +0000 UTC
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"So unrealistic, right? I mean, if you actually like someone you’ll find a way to… say it... Right?"
...
So here you are.
Hanging out in your friends apartment, hiding from the hype of V DAY!
And to top it all off - ready to mock the shit out of romantic comedies!
What could go wrong, right?
...
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY, TEACUPS!
Whether you celebrate it, hate it, or just partake for the chocolate - have a lovely, lovely day!
2019-02-14 20:01:23 +0000 UTC
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2019-02-14 13:06:08 +0000 UTC
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2019-02-14 00:29:04 +0000 UTC
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Hello Teacups -
It might seem like a silly question, but which audio would you like uploaded first tomorrow?
It has been said (in the VA/ASMR community) that listeners don't enjoy an audio as much if they have to choose between two uploads at the same time. So, would having one uploaded earlier in the day and then one in the evening, help you enjoy them more?
You are my patrons, and what you want is important. If I'm overthinking this, please...
2019-02-13 23:00:50 +0000 UTC
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Hello Teacups -
In celebration of Valentine's Day, there will be TWO uploads TOMORROW!
'Valentine's SUCKS!' (Patreon exclusive) and 'Will You Be Mine?' (Available to all on YouTube).
I can't wait for you to hear what I've got in store for you. I truly hope to make your Valentine's Day just a little sweeter.
All the best,
Teacup
2019-02-13 15:10:00 +0000 UTC
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The votes are in:
So, please get excited for the Patreon exclusive audio 'Valentine's SUCKS!' coming to you this THURSDAY!
Can't wait for you to hear it.
All the best,
Teacup
2019-02-12 21:15:36 +0000 UTC
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2019-02-12 20:50:20 +0000 UTC
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"So? Why’d you stand me up? I was waiting for you."
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You couldn't do it.
You wanted to, badly.
But at the last minute, you didn't show.
Now, here she comes, banging down your door.
Your best-friend-almost-girlfriend.
And she's not going anywhere until you start explaining.
...
Happy Monday, Teacups.
I ho...
2019-02-11 16:50:06 +0000 UTC
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2019-02-10 23:37:50 +0000 UTC
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There will be two audios coming out on Valentine's Day!
One free to all on YouTube and the other Patreon exclusive!
So, which one shall we make Patreon exclusive?
Let Me Know.
Love,
Teacup
2019-02-10 16:35:54 +0000 UTC
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Want a personalised 2-3 minute audio every month?
Want email correspondence with yours truly?
Well, if so, here's your chance!
10 more members are welcome to join the top tier: Tea's Finest ($50)
So, if you want more audio goodness and more personal interaction with Teacup, please sign up now.
First come first served.
All the best,
Teacup
2019-02-09 16:32:41 +0000 UTC
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"Would you.... tell me about her? If she's part of the reason you are who you are, then we -I- owe her a lot. What was she like?"
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Your best female friend comes to check on you while you're sick.
She pokes and prods you, even gives you a gentle massage, but you can tell... Somethings bothering her.
She wants to ask you something.
Could it be?
Has she figured it out?
That today marks that day.
She broaches the subject tentatively - ...
2019-02-08 13:24:39 +0000 UTC
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2019-02-07 23:31:49 +0000 UTC
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Hello Teacups!
Valentine's Day is just around the corner!
So, let's do something special.
All ideas welcome. Tell me what you'd like and I'll do my best to fulfil just that.
Best wishes,
Teacup
2019-02-07 15:16:44 +0000 UTC
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"And even though you’re my enemy...You’re the only person here who’s made feel something."
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Amongst the chaos of war, an aid volunteer is separated from her convoy. Isolated and in the middle of a rebel ambush, she scrambles to make her way back to the embassy.
Along the way she meets you.
The one everyone talks about.
The Lone One.
The man, the mercenary, the monster of war.
Without a weapon, training or pride, she throws up...
2019-02-06 22:34:12 +0000 UTC
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2019-02-05 22:29:40 +0000 UTC
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Hello everyone -
Please get excited for the Patreon exclusive audio: 'Tell Me A Story?'
Coming this Friday!
Best wishes,
Teacup
2019-02-05 15:21:20 +0000 UTC
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"You’re here. Why?! How?! Ahhhhhh, those are rhetorical I don’t care. Just come here!"
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You return from your long post away.
You've been hard on the job all these months, but now you finally get the chance to come home, to your bed, to your girl.
You made sure not tell her you were coming back.
But as it turns out... she has a surprise of her own.
...
<...
2019-02-04 20:42:02 +0000 UTC
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2019-02-03 23:16:16 +0000 UTC
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Hello Teacups,
This is just a quick note to say that Patreon are processing pledges at a slower rate than usual this month. This just means, as the screenshot above states, that 'patron's pledges might take longer to process than they usually would.'
I just wanted to post this to reassure anyone who has been affected by the inconvenience.
Hopefully everything will be resolved quickly, and we can return to business as usual.
Best wishes,
<...
2019-02-03 17:59:34 +0000 UTC
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Commissions are now officially closed.
I sincerely want to thank everyone who put their concepts in my hands. The sheer amount of people who wanted to work with me was overwhelming, and I never expected the response that I received. For that, I am honoured.
I am still in the process of getting through everyones audios, but rest assured that they will all be with you as soon as possible. And to anyone who submitted a concept and did not receive a reply, I deeply apologise but...
2019-02-01 18:32:20 +0000 UTC
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"I told you from the very beginning - I work alone. You are far too spoilt. I blame myself - It's my warm nature."
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Back from a month-long mission, you decide the best thing to do is check-in with her.
Unfortunately, that means disturbing her on her own assignment. Only unfortunate for her, of course. You love it when she's feisty. And true to her core, your hardened, sharp-tongued love does not disappoint.
...
Commission an audio:<...
2019-02-01 12:36:19 +0000 UTC
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Hello Teacups,
I'd love to know what content you'd like to see more of. It's extremely important that I'm bringing you the content you want to hear.
All ideas are welcome. Let your imaginations run wild, and allow me to be whoever you need me to be.
I must also offer an apology, especially to you patrons. I realise that I ask for your concepts and ideas quite regularly, but I feel that this work is dependent on a constant conversation with my listeners. I...
2019-01-31 15:30:36 +0000 UTC
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"Whilst I rarely mix business and pleasure, you’ll have to forgive me if I do. I just can’t help myself."
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Nozomi Tojo: beautiful, charming and a downright tease. After one of Myūzu's shows, she waves her friends goodbye and makes her way over to you (the quiet, hardworking drummer of the band).
What could she possible have to say to you? Thank you for your hard work? We appreciate your support? Are you free for dinner?
...
2019-01-30 23:02:29 +0000 UTC
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