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Cursed Mead

Astarion: Shadowheart, dear do please watch your drink you almost ruined my new coat!

Shadowheart: Pfft. Your new coat? Didn't you just steal that off a dead body we just looted on the way here, Astarion?

Astarion: What can I say? The corpse had amazing taste. Besides, was I to let it go to waste just because our lovely companion Karlach killed him after all?

Karlach: “Hey! How was I to know he'd run into my beauty of a weapon?”

Shadowheart: He ran into your weapon...

Safety Compliance

I'm visiting your lab where I see a number of broken safety protocols. While I'm telling you all of the infractions I see you offer me some water which I am unaware has an experimental concoction in it that turns me into a bubbly bimbo in front of you.

Super Elfie 07 - Thanking Mrs. Clause

After Elfie helped that family believe in Santa again she visited Mrs. Clause and thanked her for letting her use her wand, but not before using the wand on Mrs. Clause and helping her to grow younger, stronger and more virile, and use her new body to tease the ever loving fuck out of our hapless Super Elfie.

Super Elfie 06 - Tommy to Tommi

Elfie goes to visit the little man tommy only to find that he wishes to be a big strong amazon, and uses her magic wand to give him powerful muscles and a striking feminine figure. Hoping that he, now she, will enjoy her new life and her new name Tommi.

Super Elfie 05 - Dad's Bulging Cock

Elfie now goes to work her hypnotizing magic on the father. finding that he's had a hard time getting it up for his wife. and making sure his cock is nice and hard for his wonderful spouse as soon as he wakes up also making him younger and stronger to keep up with her too.

Super Elf 04 - Mom's Magnificent Muscles (Paid Post #3)

Our super elf comes across Mom and dad only to find that neither of them made a list for Santa, so she dives into the mom's mind and helps her to grow big and strong like she was when she was younger.

Super Elf 03 - Cindy's Breast Expansion

Next in the series I come across Cindy a rather overweight and understacked girl who asks for the confidence to ask the boys out. What better way to help her than to give her the tits she craves?

How was Super Elf to know that giving her a body so hot would also make her super sensitive and horny all over?

Super Elfie 02 - Billy's Droid

This is a much much much older series, This was before I had a decent mic, and before I knew what to do with a skrim.  So enjoy the ASMRness of the file.

The first stop our Super Elf makes is to Billy who is off to college. He needs something special for his electrical engineering degree. So I turn his gift into a lovely Android that wants nothing more than to give her master pleasure. 

This Year has been Shit, and I'm Sorry (Non-paid post)

So I just wanted to apologize cause of how this year has been handled by me. Due to a lot of things happening, I let this patreon kind of fall behind, and I'm sorry. 

The long and short of what happened this year goes like this, Workplace abuse,  going back to college, getting covid, and ending it like I do every year, with a heavy dose of seasonal affected depression. Even my gym trips have suffered. So you're not the only one.

More often than not I had let my problems ...

Shrinking Skirt (Paid Post #2)

You followed your sweetie from behind, She loved her new fluffy sweater you got her for the holidays and wanted to give you exactly what you wanted.

“Just walk behind me.” she said as she gave an open mouth smile and adjusted her jacket. “I have something very special for you.” She walked away in such a way that it was impossible to ignore her perfect ass in that painted on skirt.

Super Elfie 01 - Origins

This is a classic series that I recorded over 10 years ago, hopefully that will explain why the recording isn't the best. 

I did try and add sound effects to help immerse you a bit better. 

The story is what you'd imagine, There is a family that doesn't believe in Santa and this little elf just wants to help, so she goes to Mrs. Clause who waves her magic wand and turns her into Super Elf, Tall, leggy, busty this woman goes off to help this family believe.

The Book (Paid Post #1)

“Are you sure about this?” Sheila asked as Megan opened the spell book.

“Absolutely! Look I'll just make the incantation and we'll make our wish, and this will make all of our best wishes come true next year. So just think about what you want.” Megan found the page and paused while her two friends thought about things.

Rachel's eyes popped open. “I know! I wish-”

“Wait!  Not yet. Just let me say the incantation first, then make your wish. Meg? Do you know ...

Turkey Surprise

I come to the holiday feast and find nothing but sides on the table. But where is all the meat? Why are you all licking your lips at me? Why does my skin itch?  Am I growing feathers!? Am I turning into a turkey!?

Rachel's Treat (Paid Post #4)

It started with Night sweats. Rachel thought it was normal she just had a very exhausting but fun social experience at the Halloween party. So she always let out some nervous sweat, but she had showered and gotten into her PJ's it should have stopped by now.

Rachel looked out her window and chuckled, it was a Full moon, her friend Sam had dressed as a sexy werewolf and play bit her, wouldn't it be something if-

Rachel's stomach lurched and she bent forward. Maybe the appetizers we...

The Costume (Paid Post #3)

Lars loved Indianna Jones, and he wanted to dress as him for Halloween so bad. But, as always he was broke. So doing the costume right seemed unatainable for him. But then he saw the ad next to his email, “Cheap costumes guaranteed to give you the look you crave.”

It was his last few bucks, but Lars wanted to be Indianna Jones so bad, so he looked over the website. Unfortunately there weren't any pics, just titles like “Masked killer” or “Mutant amphibian” Then he saw what h...

The Arcade (Audiobook)

This is an audio book recording of one of my Halloween captions about a group of boys who grow into older woman thanks to an arcade game.

I hope you enjoy!

Tina and Sheena (Paid Post #2)

Tina and Sheena were best friends and getting to go to a party was always a dream ever since they met each other in the first grade. But even at 10 their parents both agreed that  the girls were just too damn young.

“This sucks!” Tina pouted as she fell back on her butt in the fairy costume. “I mean I think I'm super mature!”

“And me too!” Sheena squealed. She shoved her arms in a cross, sticking out her lower lip.

“I mean, we're fairies!  We should h...

Miss Hyde and Dr. Jekyll

Did you know that in the classic story, Mr. Hyde is actually much smaller, and uglier than Dr. Jekyll?

So this time I decided to make it more accurate to the original and we start with the Evil Miss Hyde about to slice up one of her victims.  When She begins to revert to the lovely lady doctor who is so much taller, so much curvier, and so much more well mannered.  But the prostitute is so grateful and only knows one way to thank her for freeing her.

Maid Patricia (Paid Post #1)

Patricia was just about to leave for the costume party when she took a look around her apartment. Ugh it was such a mess! Bruce never picked up after himself.  But she was not going to come back to a pigsty, what if she wanted to bring someone back after the party?

She started to pick things up when she realized how ridiculous she looked, dressed in a silly French Maid costume, actually cleaning her apartment. There was a strange sensation though, every time she bent over to pick s...

Strong Coffee

I'm opening up my monthly coffee package when I see a buff lady on the bag, I use a little more than directed and grow bigger and bigger with the strongest coffee they've ever offered.

The Chase 06 - Saphire for Snake

How in the world am I supposed to know that this Blue liquid was actually supposed to be Saphire? and how was I to know it would turn me into a snake?

Mary's Misguided Wish (Paid Post #4)

“Maybe I made the right wish after all!” Mary said as she stretched her arms up to the ceiling.

Mary had been playing with a sweater she had found in her sister's things, Over night her sister had blossomed these ginormous tits, and she always wondered why and how it all happened so quickly for her. She slipped on the sweater she had been wearing the night before the great bosoming.

“It was like she made some stupid wish.” she had said twirling around in the stretched out ...

Strongest on Campus (Paid Post #3)

Ana had really let herself go during the summer before heading back to school. She was always known as the best looking teacher, but now none of her fashionable work wear fit her right anymore. She needed to get back into shape, but she knew that she couldn't just cram 4 months worth of fitness into a week like her students did cramming for a test.

Never the less, she knew she needed to start back up again even if it was too late to look good for school. She found some supplements onlin...

Character Wish

I'm trying to come up with my Halloween Costume when I find out you made a wish to turn me into your favorite character, Nancy Archer AKA the 50-Foot Woman. And I grow right in front of you into the beautiful goddess until I burst out of the building.

Flat Ass Farrah (Paid Post #2)

Flat Ass Farrah they had called her. Because everyone at her school was so creative.  Irma was called Ironing board. It's like these people could only insult you with alliteration. But it hurt Farrah's feelings all the same. She always wanted that dump truck of a booty the boys craved.

So when Irma came to class one day positively popping out of her top with tits up to her chin, Farrah had to know how.

Irma showed her Just one little pill and Farrah jumped at the opportunity....

College Again

An older lady is feeling trepidation about heading back to college. She's feeling frightful about fitting in. Then she starts to feel herself changing, filling with energy and youth as she grows younger and younger. Stronger and more peppier, putting any other girl at her college to shame.

Liv's Wishing Rock (Paid Post #1)

Liv was a tall drink of water. Leggy and gorgeous. You loved her with all your heart, but you always wished she was a little shorter. When she wore her high heels and platforms that she loved so much, it made you feel like less of a man because she had to bend over to give you a kiss.

Liv loved her height though, she loved the way she felt towering over anyone. But it made it difficult to wear what she wanted as nothing cute came in her size without some major tailoring.

One day y...

Sweater Puppies

It's fall season and I lov eit!  Then I put on a magic sweater that grants me a couple of wonderfully sexy wishes. The first is a pair of wonderfully round and bouncy titties, can you figure out the second?

Exfoliation (Non-Paid Post)

James was having difficulty getting clean lately, or at least feeling clean. It seemed now matter how long he spent in the shower, he always felt grimy. Like there was this film of grunge surrounding him.  It was probably the heat. The amount of sweat that dripped from him hour after hour during the summer was truly suffocating.

His girlfriend had suggested exfoliation, but he had always assumed that was just for women. He didn't even know the first thing about it. He bought this s...

IOU one free caption

I'm working on a caption for #4 but won't be able to finish it tonight, I will get something to you  tomorrow for sure, here is the picture I'm planning on using.